Fourth, two, one, what should a woman say

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Tang Sen stared at the pocket hanging from his waist: "Don't worry about theory or anything, you can hand over the twenty-eight su and let me kill it." ”

"This ......" Maitreya Buddha said with a smile: "Master Tang, I have heard about the matter, and I also know the evil deeds committed by these guys, but God has the virtue of a good life, and Buddhism is even more particular about compassion, why do you have to kill them, dirty your hands? When you kill people, blood is splashed everywhere, your mood will also deteriorate, and your face will become fierce, which is very bad, I think it is better to be a person and laugh more." ”

Townwend: "......"

"In short, it's good to laugh a little, it's good to be a person and laugh more, and it's not good to kill people when you're smiling, so what's ...... I'll take these twenty-eight nights away, if you want to kill them, the main reason is to cut down the grass and eradicate the roots and stop causing you trouble, I will take them to the Great Lei Yin Temple to be imprisoned for five hundred years, and you won't be annoyed by them anymore. Maitreya smiled and said, "Our Da Lei Yin Temple can also use these guys as prisoners to negotiate with Heaven and settle the recent dispute between the two factions of Buddhism and Taoism." ”

Tang Sen thought to himself: This is also true, killing them is to avoid trouble, if they are locked up in the Great Lei Yin Temple for hundreds of years, it will also save trouble, in fact, it is not much worse for themselves, so it is a good solution to do this without killing. Anyway, it's good if the trouble doesn't touch me, and I don't care if it touches others.

Tang Sen smiled: "Then according to what Uncle Maitreya said, these twenty-eight nights will be handed over to you." ”

At this time, the Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable shouted again: "It is not right to imprison them without a court trial, whether it is to kill, imprison or beat, it is not right, and non-judicial personnel have no power to enforce the law! I'll take them to the Third Department of Heaven to interrogate ......"

Maitreya pointed at the Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable and asked with a smile, "Who is this woman?"

Tang Sen Khan said: "Ignore her, it's just a psychopath, you should not see her." ”

Maitreya beckoned to Huangmei, the rat spirit, and the tiger girl, and said with a smile: "Okay, since the matter of disguising Rulai girl has leaked, it is useless to stay here any longer." Come with me back to the Great Lei Yin Temple. Don't make trouble for Mr. Tang here. ”

Huang Mei, the rat spirit, and the tiger girl saluted Tang Sen, followed behind Maitreya, Maitreya made a spell, and the entire Da Lei Yin Temple and Xiaoling Mountain flew up together and went to the west.

Tang Sen rubbed his eyes and looked again, the mountain peaks in front of him were gone, and a hill and plain appeared, which finally matched the terrain on the GPS map.

"Looks like we can continue west. ”

The sun is out at this time. The sun slanted from the eastern sky, reflecting the earth in gold, and Tang Sen suddenly slapped his head and exclaimed: "Oh, it's not good, there seems to be one less in our group." ”

"Wow, you finally found out that there are few people?" Sha Wujing was overjoyed, jumped to Tang Sen's face and shouted, "It's me." It's me, and I'm the little person you're talking about, right? I'm here! You're finally remembering me. So impressed. ”

Sha Wujing shed tears on her clothes, how many years, how many years have not been remembered, this time Tang Sen actually remembered that there was one less person in the team, which was already a great improvement for her...... Life is worth this time, when the big white is revealed.

At this time. Tang Sen opened his mouth and said: "It seems that Liu Mo is missing from our team, she can't be involved in the battle and injured, right? ”

"Poof!" Sha Wujing vomited blood and fell to the ground.

As soon as Tang Sen's words fell, Liu Mo came out of the dirt pit next to her, and she said with a sad face: "Oh my mother, you fought with monsters just now." Seeing that my liver was jumping around, I found a dirt pit and hid it, and what about the monster?

"I'm sorry to get you involved. Tang Sen said seriously: "Miss Liu, our group will encounter many similar dangers in the future, let's better part ways, otherwise you will be involved in such a thing in the future, and we will not be able to guarantee your safety." ”

"Oh, it's okay. Liu Mo patted his chest, and suddenly felt that this action was a bit too many, which was not conducive to seducing Tang Sen, so he quickly softened his movements, crossed his waist and said: "Actually, I like these gods and monsters the most, it turns out that you are all gods and monsters, what a good thing this is, I want to follow you, watch more gods and monsters fight, it's so fun, this is the true meaning of travel." ”

Tang Sen couldn't take her, so he had to say, "That's okay, it's up to you." ”

"By the way, what should I do with this woman?" Sun Wukong suddenly pointed to the Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable lying on the ground.

Demon Demon Tianzun was seriously injured, and he still couldn't move at the moment, of course Tang Sen couldn't throw a seriously injured girl in this kind of wilderness, as a man, no, it should be a human humanitarianism and couldn't allow this kind of thing, he had to squat down and said to Demon Demon Tianzun: "Tianzun girl, what kind of healing elixir did you give Twenty-Eight Nights to eat, is there more? Take a pill out and give it to yourself to eat." After healing the wound, hurry home, don't mess around outside, the earth is very dangerous, the innocent silly girl is still safer at home, remember to become the True Martial Emperor first when you want to go out. ”

Demon Wandering Tianzun said embarrassedly: "I was handsome when I first appeared, and I gave the whole bottle of medicine to Twenty-Eight Nights, and I don't have it now, so ...... My injuries can only heal slowly. ”

Townwend: "......"

Girls: "......"

"And what are you going to do?" asked Tang Sen.

"Well, slowly heal your wounds with luck and he......al with divine power," Demon Swinging Tianzun said: "It won't take a few days to be as good as ever, you don't have to worry about me, just leave me here and go by yourself, I can do it alone." ”

Tang Sen looked left, a barren hill, and right, it was uninhabited, and he couldn't help but sweat and said: "You really can do it alone? I'm afraid that there are still comrades in the Twenty-Eight Nights, and they saw that the Twenty-Eight Nights had not returned, so they came here to look for it, and they found that you were a seriously injured girl lying in the wilderness, tsk, what will happen next, I don't need to say." ”

Demon Swinger Tianzun was startled, and hurriedly said, "Then you can take me to the nearest city and throw me into a hotel." ”

"Well, that's what I thought, too. Tang Sen squatted down, intending to carry the Demon Swinging Heavenly Venerable on his back.

She hurriedly said, "Slow down...... Men and women can't bear it, how can you carry me?"

Tang Sen didn't bother to talk to her, so he had to shout, "Hey, which girl is going to carry her? Let's take her to find a hotel." ”

All the girls shook their heads together: "Don't, this woman is too verbose, I can't stand her, so let's not carry her, since you want to be nosy, take the responsibility yourself, don't take the work yourself but leave it on us." ”

Tang Sen thought about it, this makes sense, whoever advocates who implements it, since he wants to help her, of course he should carry her by himself. So he squatted down again and said: "Hey, if you don't want my back, no one else will carry you, do you plan to lie here and wait for the twenty-eight nights of the same party to come to you? Maybe they have the same hobby as the room fire pig and the virtual sun mouse, and like to beat women into serious injuries and then come to play, pose like eighteen, first O and then kill, tsk, if something like that happens, you must not blame me." ”

Demon Wandering Tianzun was sweating profusely: "This ...... I think the defense of men and women is a small way, is the manifestation of the pedantic of the ancients, now that it is a new era, we should use the way of thinking of the new era, should not pay too much attention, you can carry me. ”

Tang Sen snorted, "I'm going to help you, you just talk in this tone?"

Demon Wandering Tianzun had no choice but to say, "Please carry me!"

"That's pretty much it. Townsend lifted her on his back, his hands running through the crooks of her legs.

Demon Celestial's teeth bit her lower lip tightly, and the man's warm hands held her thighs, this feeling was too much...... Let her, a woman who can't marry for tens of thousands of years, feel that Yali Mountain is big. She took a few deep breaths, and with great difficulty she was about to say something.

Tang Sen suddenly interrupted her and said, "Don't speak. ”

"Why don't you let me speak?"

"Because as soon as you talk about it, it goes on and on, I can't afford to hurt it, the girls can't afford to hurt it, and the readers can't afford to hurt it. ”

"That...... I promise not to be verbose this time, can you have a few words with me?"

"Well, let's not be verbose. ”

"I want to ask you, do men really hate long-winded women, to the point that they don't want to marry at all?"

"Well...... this" Tang Sen said: "Actually, talking a lot is not necessarily a bad thing, some words are also full of cuteness, girls like to twitter and say some small words, in fact, it is also a kind of cute performance." However, it's not good to keep throwing the big truth. ”

"Oh oh, that is, I often talk about big things that are not flattering? So...... If I want to become likable to a man and become able to get married, what do I have to say?"

As soon as this question was asked, suddenly, several pairs of ears stood up.

The two Sun Wukong, Li Jing, Xiao Bailong, and Sha Wujing, the girls are all very interested in this issue.

Only Zhu Bajie and Liu Mo, two guys who like women, have no feeling about this problem, but Liu Mo suddenly thought that if she wanted to seduce Tang Sen successfully, it seemed that she would have to learn this, so she also pricked up her ears to eavesdrop.

Tang Sen thought for a moment and said with a smile: "There is no fixed formula for what to say, but generally speaking, women will discuss snacks, delicious things, beautiful clothes, shopping, good movies, travel, photography...... Well, in short, it's all about that. And the most taboo topics for women are usually war, politics, mathematics, physics and chemistry, programming, ......"

All the girls quickly remembered it.

Demon Wandering Tianzun asked again, "However, I don't know much about these things, so what should I do?" )