Even Yundong felt that this little fox had some truth in what he said, people gave him his body, but he turned over her skirt and said that he was looking for a mobile phone on the first day, alas, he was indeed a little bit unusual.

However, it is said that foxes are naturally coquettish, and seducing people is their unique skill, and the vixen in front of them seems to be very good at pretending to be pitiful in addition to seducing coquettishness, especially very good at winning the sympathy of others.

Damn, why did you go to bed with a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter if you go to bed, the key is that I forgot what I felt last night, doesn't this mean playing in vain?

If such a big thing is made, if Su Yan knows about this, what will his little brother do?

Lian Yundong shook his head helplessly, and gently made a silent gesture to the little fox, knowing that he still had this zero zero eighty-six in his hand.

Since there is a breath in my heart, and there is no place to be angry, then I will play this damn zero zero eighty-six, who told it to call at this time.

The little fox seemed to be very unconvinced, with an expression of unwillingness to end like this, but there was no crying sound on his mouth.

"Hey, hello, this is Liuzhihua Life Insurance Company, what service do you need?" Lian Yundong answered the phone, and without waiting for the other end to speak, he learned the voice of the answerer, and said lightly.

"Eh?" was a sweet girl who spoke, and it is estimated that this girl's mobile salesman was also stunned over there.

"Yes, we have recently launched an insurance plan that is generally suitable for the vast majority of people, with a maximum insurance amount of 500,000 yuan, and you only need to pay 800 yuan a year. Lian Yundong said nonsense again, and he could make China Mobile personnel speechless, and even Yundong was very happy in his heart.

"Eh, I'm China"

Without waiting for the mobile salesman to finish speaking, Lian Yundong began to grab the slot again, not giving the mobile salesman a chance to speak.

"This lady, if you have the need for insurance, today, I can give you another discount, and add an annual pension to you, our discount is only limited to 1,000 people, if you want to handle, I can give you this preferential place, the opportunity is not to be missed, and the time will not come again." ”

Even Yundong himself admires himself, this is said in an orderly manner, and it really looks like an insurance seller.

The mobile salesman seemed to be a little confused, and what he was about to say was disrupted by this salesman-like man.

"This young lady, in this society now, we all know what it is like, strong women do and women kill, that's called a miserable sight, so insurance is very important to you. Lian Yundong still said unrelentingly.

"I'm sorry to bother you, it's me who made the wrong call" The mobile salesman really didn't know what to say, so he quickly apologized and hung up the phone.

Lian Yundong took back the phone with a smile, now he feels much more comfortable, people, you have to find a way to be angry, such as making a phone call to some manual service desks, chatting, chatting about family life, alas, not to mention how sour my my heart is.

After this test, Lian Yundong came to a conclusion

When the mobile help desk encounters an insurance seller, the insurance seller may be better

Lian Yundong still remembers that when he was young, in high school, Lian Yundong and his roommate in the dormitory would call the mobile manual service when they were bored, and always bring up some difficult topics, and now Lian Yundong probably remembers some of the chats. (This is a real thing, but Venom doesn't recommend it, don't base your happiness on other people's pain, and when you grow up, you'll naturally understand the truth.) ）

"Hello, number 0138 is at your service, how can I help you?"

"Excuse me, what should I do if I lose my card?" asked the roommate with a smirk and covering his mouth.

"If you lose your card, you can take your ID card to the local mobile hall to get a replacement card!"

"What should I do if I don't have an ID card for that card?"

"Do you know what your phone number is?" the mobile agent continued.

"I forgot my phone number!"

The mobile customer service still asked patiently, the voice was sweet, if it was now, even Yundong would definitely not be able to bear it, and he would not pity the beauty on the other end of the phone like this.

However, at that time, I was still young, and I didn't know what it meant to be merciful.

"Then ask your friends if they know your phone number?"

The mobile beauty customer service asked sweetly again.

The roommate didn't care about this, or was embarrassed, and the other roommates around couldn't help but cover their mouths and snicker.

"My friend is in Japan, you can help me call him, help me ask, I'm in a hurry, I can't even contact my parents!"

"We can't solve this problem, do you have any other questions?" The mobile customer service seems to know that the roommate is deliberately playing tricks on himself, maybe he has had this experience before when he was a mobile customer service, his tone has changed a little, but he still doesn't show much of it.

"Then what should I do? I can't even contact my parents! My parents must be dying of anxiety!"

Mobile customer service is also helpless, but it is very rude to hang up the phone like this, because there is a recording every time, and China Mobile's customer service cannot take the initiative to hang up the phone casually.

"You can buy another card. In desperation, the customer service woman recommended.

"Yes, then let me ask, how much is that kind of card that doesn't cost money and picks up three cents?" the roommate said again.

"I'm sorry, I don't seem to have this kind of card!" said the beautiful customer service with some impatience.

"How is that possible? That's what my friend can do!"

"Where did your friend buy the card?"

"My friend bought pants in the mobile hall, five dollars and three dollars, and a mobile card as a gift. ”

"I'm sorry, we really don't have this kind of card, do you have any other questions?"

"Yes, yes, yes, what is the price of the LV brand underwear in your mobile hall now?" The roommate seemed to be unable to help it, and asked while laughing.

"This gentleman, if you do this again, our mobile company will choose to block your phone number, in addition, we mobile never sell underwear, as for the LV brand underwear you said, I can tell you clearly, LV never produces underwear, you are Hanyu Pinyin, lv, two tones, donkey brand underwear. ”

After saying that, the beauty hung up the phone angrily.

Not to be outdone, the roommate picked up the phone again and dialed it.

Only this time, it's another girl who is serving artificially.

"Hello, may I ask how I can help you?"

"Hello, please answer the phone from your supervisor, I want to complain, I was insulted just now. ”

About thirty seconds later, another woman answered the phone, but the woman spoke with a sense of maturity.

"Hey, what do you need?"

"I want to complain, that 0138, she insulted me, hung up on me without authorization, the service attitude was also very bad, and insulted my underwear. ”

"If that's the case, I apologize to you on her behalf, I'm really sorry. The supervisor didn't ask about the situation, and seemed to deal with such problems often, and quickly transferred the problem to himself, who was an old and spicy customer service.

"Hmph, I advise you to fire that slut from me immediately, or I'll complain every day. ”

With that, the roommate hung up the phone, and then the whole dormitory burst into laughter.

Although it is so noisy, the roommate's mobile phone number and customer service function are still not blocked, which also shows that the tolerance of mobile customer service is also very large, after all, such a large international company, it seems that every bit of it is also doing well.

Now that I think of the ridiculous things I did at the beginning, the feeling of hilariousness is not so strong anymore, and I even have a sense of guilt in my heart, but in high school, I and my roommates laughed at this topic for several years, maybe as I got older, the level of consciousness also went up.

Although you have grown up, you should still have the happiness you should have when you were a teenager, don't force yourself to grow up, otherwise you won't be able to get that feeling back when you grow up.

But this time, it was 0086 who took the initiative to come to himself to investigate, and he didn't embarrass the investigator, but he sold insurance, which is also a competition in eloquence, and there is nothing excessive, so it is not too much.

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