The second six-eight cute, spreadsheet in hand
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The land monsters and demons all over the mountain were so frightened that they were chased by the mudslide and fled, and the scene was suddenly chaotic.
The king couldn't help but be startled, her first action was to reach out and grab Tang Sen, drag him behind her back, and said loudly: "Mr. Cargo, you can't die, 500 kilograms of gold, you must be strong and live." ”
Townwend: "......"
It was no longer clear who was the good guy and who was the bad guy, so Tang Sen had to face the sky at forty-five degrees, speechless.
The king raised the bracelet and shouted, "Suck!"
said that it was too late, and the mudslide had arrived in front of him, but suddenly it was like being sucked into it by a strange whirlpool, and all of them drilled into the gold bracelet, and then, the water of the Yellow River moved by Shui Dexingjun was all sucked into the bracelet, and suddenly the mountains and fields were clear, and the violent flood could no longer be seen.
Shui Dexingjun was taken aback, and he was at a loss, so he had to retreat quickly.
In fact, Jiuyao Xingjun's martial arts are relatively ordinary, last time they ran out to assassinate Tang Sen, the nine people could barely fight with Sun Wukong together, plus Tang Sen broke their formation, they were defeated. The reason why they dared to come to trouble King Yu this time was that they thought that King Wang's bracelet could only absorb weapons, not the five elements of water and fire, Jiuyao thought that he could just restrain King You, but unexpectedly, King Wang's bracelet didn't care if you were a weapon magic weapon or the five elements of water and fire, and it didn't make a mistake.
It was not enough for the king to suck the water of the Yellow River, he continued to sacrifice the bracelet, and sucked all the weapons and magic weapons of Jiuyao Xingjun, Jiuyao Xingjun was startled, especially Jidu Xingjun and Luo Yu Xingjun, these two people can't use Ji Du Luo Yu's secret sword to kill without weapons, and without a trick, what is the difference between them and salted fish?
Then there are the heavenly soldiers. The standard divine weapons they brought were all sucked up by the bracelet of the king.
Ji Du Xingjun wiped his sweat and said, "Withdraw quickly, we can't beat her." ”
Jiuyao Xingjun turned around and ran, the heavenly soldiers and generals pulled the wind when they came, and went in a hurry when they went, in the blink of an eye. The sky ran so that even half of the clouds could not be seen.
The Great King won the battle, but there was no joy on his face, and he shouted to the sky: "Why? Why did Heavenly Court come and send troops to destroy me? I am obviously a department under Heavenly Court, I am working hard here to make money, all to buy medicinal materials and alchemy for my master, you can't do this to me...... Don't go, come and tell me why?"
It's a pity that no one will come to tell her why, Jiuyao Xingjun comes and goes quickly. Not even a word was left.
The king stood in despair for a long time before waving weakly and said, "Little ones, collect the troops and return to Jinqing Cave......
The King of Inspiration and the Eighteen Arhats came to make a fuss, and the Nine Yao Xingjun and the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals came to make a fuss again, and when the Great King of the Emperor collected his troops and returned to Jinqing Cave, it was not early, and the sunset hung in the western sky, reflecting all the surrounding clouds in red.
The spirit of the king seems to be gone. Sitting in the hall of Jinqing Cave, the whole person had no energy. I forgot to even send Townsend to my cell.
Of course, Tang Sen would not remind her that she should send herself back to the cell, so he sat opposite the king and said with a smile, "What's wrong?
The king said a little dazedly: "I'm wondering, doesn't the master want me anymore?" I often talk to him, don't listen to him, and I don't even have the ability to make money. He also stole his bracelet to the Nether, and now the master definitely doesn't want me, so he asked the heavenly soldiers to take me in the future. ”
Tang Sen Khan, this woman is obviously a human trafficker, she should be considered a bad woman. But when Tang Sen saw her soulless appearance, he felt a little pitiful, blaming him for being too soft-hearted......
I actually want to comfort her with this, what kind of rhythm is this?
Tang Sen didn't know anything about Taishang Laojun, he had never met, and he didn't even know what his personality was, so of course he couldn't comfort him at this time, and he couldn't say irresponsible words like "your master will definitely want you", right? ”
The king said blankly: "Is it really? Is it that simple? The heavenly soldiers and generals have all been sent to kill me, and if I take 500 kilograms of gold to my master, will he accept me again?"
Tang Sen said: "I don't dare to pack a ticket for this, don't ask me, I'm just a poor Mr. Goods." ”
The king's small mouth pouted: "Come on, I've never seen such a good thing, it stands to reason that you should be trembling with fear now, but your current mental state is better than I can see, what kind of rhythm is it?"
"Only by smiling can you live a long life. Tang Sen said nonsense: "You also relax, you see, it's getting late, I think you should hurry up and take a shower." ”
Tang Sen's line in his heart was: While you are taking a shower, I can ask Sun Wukong to steal your spreadsheet.
"Why are you urging me to take a bath?" King Yu suddenly became vigilant, although she is a monster, but also a woman, women are very wary of what to bathe, change clothes and other words, a man suddenly asked her to take a bath, this Nima is either a traitor or a thief.
The king couldn't help but cover his chest: "What do you want to do?
"Hey, I'm just a captive Mr. Goods, you see, the rope specially used to tie the gods is still tied to my hands and feet, I can't even move freely, and there are sheep spirits from your cronies watching me, how can I peek at you taking a bath?" Tang Sen said angrily: "Besides, only a disciplined person like me disdains to do this kind of thing, I just out of kindness, I advise you to take a shower with cold water to change your mood." ”
The king's mouth pouted pitifully: "Well, you may be right, I should take a cold shower and sort out my thoughts...... What is it that makes the owner unhappy, I am confused, so I will go to the bath and think about it first. The king waved his hand and said to the sheep spirit next to him: "You take Mr. Goods back to the cell to watch, don't let him run around while I am in the shower, if he really has any bad intentions, and he succeeds, I can't get married." ”
The female sheep spirit said: "Don't worry, the king, his subordinates will definitely take a good look at him, and they will never let him run around." ”
Tang Sen was thinking in his heart: Your full set of private photos are in my mobile phone, if you can't get married if you are looked at twice while taking a shower, what are these private photos?
The female sheep spirit escorted Tang Sen back to the cell, but the king also went back to his room and got into the bathroom, and there was a sound of rushing water from inside, at this time, Sun Wukong, who had been following her, suddenly changed back into a human form and fell in front of her table. The laptop was turned on, the phone was plugged in, and at the same time, Townsend also turned on the phone in the cell, and the video call was connected......
This time, Tang Sen couldn't make mistakes, staring at the phone screen, monitoring Sun Wukong's operation throughout the whole process, until he saw that she had copied the spreadsheet into the memory card of the phone by mistake, and then he breathed a sigh of relief: "Hurry up and close the notebook, restore the original state, and come back to me." ”
Sun Wukong recovered the crime scene as quickly as possible and returned to Tang Sen's cell. The female sheep spirit was put to sleep by Sun Wukong again, Tang Sen quickly opened the mobile phone, found the spreadsheet, looked at it, and was immediately overjoyed: "This time it's right, it's all men's information, with this, we can save all these men one by one." ”
Sun Wukong said: "Then we can leave now, no longer need to stay in the monster cave." ”
Tang Sen thought about it carefully, it is indeed possible to leave now, but it is easy to get out of Jinqing Cave, it is not easy to enter the Xiliang Women's Country, Jinqing Mountain is a blank space that is not marked on the map, and the Xiliang Women's Country is even more blank, walking around like a headless fly is obviously unscientific, what is the difference between walking around without a map and dying in the barren mountains and mountains? And there are many little monsters in this mountain.
Tang Sen thought seriously for a while, and said with a smile: "Forget it, let's just stop running around, just stay here, and wait for the king to sell me into the Xiliang Women's Country tomorrow, wouldn't it save me the trouble of finding a way?"
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "But, wouldn't this make the king earn 500 kilograms of gold for nothing? ”
Tang Sen smiled: "Aren't you used to stealing? Tomorrow we will let the king sell me to that low-key luxury, and then you steal back another 500 kilograms of gold, and then we will wait for the low-key luxury to bring us into the Xiliang Women's Country, and then return the gold to her, and then run away from her, so that she has no loss, and everyone is happy." We can go and save the men in peace, my plan is perfect. ”
Sun Wukong thought for a while, and also said: "Well, that's true, this plan is feasible, we also save a lot of trouble in finding the way, and we can rest quietly in this cave tonight." ”
The two of them stopped talking, and Townsend slept neatly, there was nothing in the cell yesterday, but under the threat of Townsend cutting off his arm, today's cell is much more comfortable, with a mattress, Townsend often lives in tents when he travels, and there are few comfortable mattresses to sleep on, this rare opportunity cannot be missed.
He climbed onto the bed, took the cuddle bear off his back, hugged it in his arms, and lay down warmly under the covers.
Sun Wu said unhappily: "It's good that you can sleep so comfortably, but my old grandson can only sleep in the shape of a fly, how troublesome it is......"
Tang Sen smiled: "If you are not convinced, you can turn back into a human form and get into the bed, anyway, the sheep spirit guarding the cell was hypnotized by you, and she will not find you." ”
Sun Wukong snorted: "Do you want to sleep with my old grandson? You are dreaming! I already have Xiaojin in my heart, so I won't burrow into other men's quilts and become a mosquito nailed to your ears and sleep." (To be continued......)
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