Fifty-third cute、What a shameless move
With Nezha's defeat and retreat, Sun Wukong finally had his hands free, laughed loudly, and jumped in front of Tang Sen: "Hey, are you injured?"
Tang Sen smiled: "It's okay. ”
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Jing and said: "Despicable guy, you actually want to send someone to pester my old Sun to arrest Tang Sen, you are simply becoming more and more undisciplined, and you feel more upright 500 years ago." ”
Li Jing said angrily: "My discipline is much higher than yours, at least I won't blow other people's skirts." ”
"Hmph, that's a nice thing to say, 500 years ago, you put my grandson into the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, and all my clothes were burned, I'm afraid you are more excessive than blowing the corners of your skirt, right?" Sun Wukong patted Tang Sen on the shoulder and said: "Good job, for those nameless guys in Heavenly Court, you just want to get rid of their clothes and avenge my grandson for being burned out of his clothes back then." ”
Li Jing was speechless for a moment.
Tang Senqi said: "What did you do after your clothes were burned 500 years ago?"
Sun Wukong said with a bitter face: "What else can I do? My old grandson put the alchemy furnace on his body as clothes, and only stretched his head and hands and feet out of the pill furnace, and then made a big fuss in the heavenly palace!"
A strange picture arose in Tang Sen's mind, a round alchemy furnace with a head, hands and feet, holding a golden hoop stick to beat people all over the sky, that picture was really beautiful, I couldn't think about it.
Sun Wukong pointed at Li Jing with a golden hoop stick and said, "Come on!"
Li Jing snorted: "Don't think you won, although Nezha lost to you, she hasn't lost her combat power yet, plus my words, we still have to fight." I've already fought with Tang Sen just now, and I've touched his bottom, if I don't use the yin trick of blowing the corners of my skirt, he won't be a combat force at all. ”
As soon as her words fell, she suddenly heard a loud "boom" again, and the Linglong Pagoda not far away suddenly flew into the sky, it turned out that the Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie who was trapped inside was knocked away with a nine-tooth nail rake, Li Jing was won by Tang Sen just now, and the divine power that controlled the Linglong Pagoda was inadvertently weakened by a few points, and as a result, Zhu Bajie seized the opportunity to break the tower.
I only heard her laugh loudly, and jumped to Tang Sen's side and stood still: "Master, that broken tower has been pestering apprentices for a long time, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, but now it seems that Li Jing is going to have a hard time. Townsend smiled and spread his hands.
Li Jing looked left, the demon king Sun Wukong, and the right look, Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie, these two people joined forces, and the sky was going to poke a hole, and the eight thousand heavenly soldiers and generals she brought were all killed by hugging the bear's magnified moves, and only she and Nezha could have an enemy? I had to laugh dryly and said: "Cough, this Heavenly King suddenly remembered that there are still many heavenly affairs that have not been dealt with, and we have to go back and solve it quickly, let's say goodbye." ”
"Nonsense, you have been idle in the heavenly court for 500 years, where can you have any heavenly affairs. Zhu Bajie shouted: "Hugh go." ”
"Bah, don't run!" Sun Wukong also shouted.
The fool didn't run, Li Jing grabbed Nezha, drove the auspicious clouds and flew to the sky, and several lucky surviving heavenly soldiers also hurriedly followed, Sun Wukong called somersault clouds to chase, but Tang Sen grabbed her and said, "Forget it, let her go." ”
"After this guy goes, he will come with heavenly soldiers and generals in a blink of an eye, which is very annoying. ”
"It's okay...... Today I was wrong, I defeated her with obscene and shameless tricks, so if you don't win today, don't leave her in trouble. Tang Sen said faintly: "I hope that the next time she comes, I can fight with dignity." ”
"Well, since you say so. Sun Wukong smiled and put away the golden hoop stick.
"It's a pity that I still don't know why Heavenly Court has to kill me. Tang Sen said with a bitter face.
Sun Wukong snorted to the sky: "Didn't the Jade Emperor say it, you insulted her too much, and said to Li Jing that the lord humiliated the ministers to death...... If you think about it carefully, have you ever been raped, indecent, or abandoned the Jade Emperor in the past......
"No!" Tang Sen said angrily: "You have also seen that my strength can't even beat Li Jing Yicheng's divine power, and I used obscene moves to save my life, where did I have the ability to kill the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court? And I'm still a virgin." ”
"Poof!" Sun Wukong smiled: "What you haven't done doesn't mean you really haven't done it." ”
"What do you mean by that?" said Townwend, frowning.
"What you just said can only be fulfilled in mortals, and what mortals have not done can be justified in saying that they have not done it. But now that you are involved in the world of immortals, there are some things that are difficult to say...... Maybe you really haven't done anything shameless to her in this life, but what about your past life? What about your past life? What about your past life? What about your past life?" Sun Wukong laughed and said, "I can't tell you in which life you put the Jade Emperor in the form of eighteen and wantonly humiliate you...... It's no surprise that she holds a grudge against you. ”
Townsend Khan: "This ...... If you say that, it seems really possible. ”
"So, don't think too much, my grandson doesn't think about anything, people come to kill, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, but I want to have a clear heart. Regardless of its past and present lives, my grandson just wants to live happily. ”
"Hahaha, that's a good point!" Tang Sen put aside the nameless conspiracy theories in his head and smiled: "I understand, it's useless to think too much now, as long as I go to the Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple, all my questions will be answered." ”
Everyone picked up the backpack that they had thrown aside during the battle just now, and prepared to set off again, because the place of the fierce battle was on the edge of the city of Gao Laozhuang City, so the battle just now really shocked many mortals. Many people knelt on the ground and worshiped the sky, while others whispered about the origin of Tang Sen's group.
"Gotta get out of the city. Tang Sen looked at the growing crowd, spread his hands and said, "If you go any longer, you will be surrounded by reporters or something." ”
"What is a journalist?" Sun Wukong has been pressed for 500 years, and he said that he did not understand this set.
Tang Sen said with a smile: "It is an organization that announces some interesting things to the public, and generally speaking, people who are reported by the news will become very popular and enthusiastically sought after by public opinion." He gave a brief introduction to the news.
Sun Wukong was overjoyed after hearing this: "Ahhh
Tang Sen covered his face: "Where are you mature, plump, sexy and charming? You figure out your state for me, it's just a Lori with a flat front and a flat back, don't be complacent there." ”
"Actually...... I also want to be on the news. Hugging the bear raised his hand: "If I become famous, many people will come to hug me, right?"
Tang Sen covered his face: "Good girl, you are a girl, you must be disciplined, don't want to hug anyone." ”
"People hug bears! ”
"Okay, I'll hug you, right? It's really not good to mess around with the news. Tang Sen hugged the bear, jumped on the bicycle that the little white dragon had turned into, and pedaled with both feet: "Let's flash quickly, we really can't run away when the reporter comes in a while." ”
Zhu Bajie strode behind the bicycle and laughed: "If it's a beautiful female reporter, I don't mind being entangled." Having said that, master, the technique you used to defeat Li Jing today is really clever, and you actually let the little white dragon blow her skirt armor with a strong wind, hahaha...... This tactic really won my heart, but unfortunately I was caged in the Linglong Pagoda at the time, and I didn't see the situation outside, alas, it was really unsightly. ”
Xiao Bailong said shyly: "It's really embarrassing to never mention this matter again." ”
Sister Zhu said with a smile: "It's Li Jing who is ashamed, and it's not you, what are you afraid of? When you see a female monster goddess or something in the future, you will blow it with a strong wind, so I can peek at what style their little pants are on the side." ”
"Talent...... Don't ...... You...... You're a middle-aged uncle. ”
Townwend: "......"
With this group of unknown women, can you really go to the western sky?
Townsend feels so stressed!