Chapter 16: The Habits of the Divine Stick

I don't know when I grew up in this long-standing country with integrity, benevolence, and loyalty, and I forgot many old things.

The cat demon has known Xiao Keqiao since she knew her, but she has never said foul language, but today it has opened her eyes, it turns out that she looks so good when she talks foul language, thinking about it, this animal will go there without knowing it.

"Hehe, young man, it's very exciting, if I were dozens of years younger, I would be pestering you to learn from your teacher" It was the doctor who reprimanded them before, and when he returned to the office, he suddenly remembered that those young people would make trouble again, so he came out to take a look, but he didn't expect to see this scene of Xiaobai playing tricks, and he was the one who applauded before, laughing.

"But you still clean the garbage on the ground, this is not a good habit, well, the injury in the corner of the eye is better to deal with it immediately."

Xiaobai took the opportunity to wipe the sweat from his forehead with his arm, ran away, and asked a nurse sister in the office to ask for a sprinkler to sweep the ground.

It wasn't until Fang Cai that Xiao Keqiao noticed Xiao Bai's sweat, it seemed that this scoundrel had really worked a lot of effort to play treasure just now, and looking at Xiao Bai's back as he left, he lost his mind for a moment.

Maybe it's Xiaobai's tricks that are good, Xiao Keqiao didn't pursue his classmate and suddenly turned into a magic stick, and I don't know how the cat demon told him, he was very cooperative to tell him about how to help the mother and daughter when he passed by the overpass with Miao Ni that day, and almost had to answer all questions. Seduced Xiaobai several times to ask Miao Ni what color of little underwear she was wearing, what kind of bra it was, if this top-secret information was sold to those livestock, one could be exchanged for a large price, and it was not impossible to get a month's worth of food. But looking at Xiao Keqiao's serious expression, he finally held back, not to mention that there was a guy waiting to pick up the leak on the side, and the risk was a little worthless.

He planted his own trees to enjoy the shade, and there were no windows.

"Well, the specific situation can only be determined by myself" Xiao Bai carefully recalled what Xiao Keqiao had just said, said slowly, and then asked, "How is she doing now?" , It's not that Xiaobai really cares about this matter, mainly when he sees Xiao Keqiao's cute and beautiful face, he is always very worried in his heart, afraid that he will be blind and funny, but when this girl counts the new hatred and old hatred together, with her appearance, it is estimated that a vote of flower messengers rushed over to offer courtesy, and it would be good if he could have a scum left, so he had to work harder.

Looking at this girl's red and moist lips and stretching and bouncing tongue, Xiaobai couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

Xiao Keqiao, who was speaking seriously, seemed to realize something, glared at him hatefully, his face was also red, and turned his head away from him.

"I'll take a look" After speaking, Xiao Keqiao fled and left, and the cat demon on the side looked at this and that, with an inexplicable face.

, this is a spark? God, earth, pity me for a talent, suave and suave, jade tree in the wind, chasing the beauty for more than ten years, how can this animal be preempted? The cat demon looked heartbroken, and the sparks in his eyes quickly lit Xiaobai's hair, and he made up his mind that this time he could not forgive this animal no matter what, and he must let him know when he went back that the flowers were not so red.

"I'm calm now, but I'm very haggard," Xiao Keqiao, who rushed back, said weakly, as if he felt empathy, and his expression was very gloomy. It seems that their relationship is really good.

"Can I go in and take a look" Since he agreed, Xiaobai no longer procrastinated, but his eyes slipped to Xiao Keqiao's lips again without paying attention.

Xiao Keqiao ignored her, turned around and walked towards the ward. Isn't this nonsense, I won't let you go to see it, the big guy is tossing back and forth, is there a disease?

Following Xiao Keqiao into the ward, Xiaobai first smelled a faint fragrance of flowers, sniffed hard, well, and several unique body fragrances on the girl's body, smell it, it's really refreshing.

Xiao Keqiao rushed to Miao's mother, who was discussing her daughter's condition with the doctor, and said a few words in his ear, and saw Miao's mother turn her head suspiciously, looked at Xiaobai slightly, and then turned back to look at her daughter on the hospital bed, as if she didn't care about the children's nonsense, and continued to talk to the doctor.

Xiao Keqiao was not discouraged, and said something in her ear, it was obvious that Miao's mother was a little hesitant, and after a while, she stood up and walked towards Xiaobai and the others.

"This classmate, hello, I'm Miao Ni's mother, I heard that you have a way to deal with Miao Ni's illness?" I don't know if Miao Miao's mother can't save Xiao Keqiao's face, or if she is really a little exhausted about her daughter's illness, she has to grab a straw in her hand, although she is still not optimistic about this pale young man who is very good at tricks in Xiao Keqiao's mouth, but she still said hello to Xiaobai very politely.

This is a great honor, so many student representatives came in before, she just sat and nodded to say hello, although it was complimented by everyone, but it was not inevitable that there was no meaning to get off the donkey, this kind of welcome to come forward, it was the first time.

"Hello Auntie, my name is Xiaobai" A faint smell of perfume wafted in, which is like the fragrance of narcissus, and a bit of gardenia, fresh as Xin, light as Yalan, very good, it makes Xiaobai instantly feel a sense of relaxation and happiness. Miao's mother's makeup is also very elegant, which complements the smell on her body, making people feel comfortable.

Seeing that Xiaobai finished introducing himself, he didn't say anything else, just glanced at everyone around him, and fell silent. Miao Mu is such an old and sophisticated character, she immediately invited a few classmates representatives out very politely and euphemistically, closed the door, and then explained a few words to everyone, and everyone vacated the position in front of the hospital bed for Xiaobai to perform.

There is only one doctor and one nurse left in the room, and the nurse's sister is the one that Xiaobai has played tricks before, it is estimated that Miao's mother is not at ease with Xiaobai, and there are doctors and nurses watching the checks on the side, and she is more relieved. In addition, there are two middlemen, cat demon and Xiao Keqiao, and then a pair of young men and women who Xiaobai doesn't know.

The doctor was a little angry, thinking that he couldn't even look at his own disease, what could a hairy young man do, and he was still in the hospital, wasn't this a slap in the face, but the owner of the family opened his mouth, so he had to endure it, and just wait for Xiaobai to sell his ugly behavior, and then take back the city.

But the nurse's sister has bright eyes, some curiosity, and some heart, secretly wondering if this white-faced young man who can change tricks will still be able to treat people?

The cat demon is dispensable, and Xiaobai has been in the same class for almost a year, knowing some roots, with a dispensable expression, but he can't help but peek at the three girls in the room.

The most nervous thing is Xiao Keqiao, the person was recommended by him, she has seen Xiaobai's tricks, but she really has no bottom when she sees a doctor.

The other two young men looked strange, just looking at Xiaobai and wanting to see what was going on.

The room suddenly fell silent, and Miao Ni, who was on the hospital bed, then saw Xiaobai, a classmate in the same department who had not spoken a word for nearly a year. Miao Ni's face was a little pale and her lips were dry, which were all symptoms of fever. The eye sockets are slightly sunken, the bloodshot around a pair of bright eyes is bursting, and the pupils are slightly open, it seems that they are tossed by the pain, and there is a kind of haggard that I see pity.

This is the first time Xiaobai has looked at this famous beauty in the school so closely, it is really beautiful, better than the photos of those **beauties who have undergone artistic processing, this is the best compliment Xiaobai can come up with.

Alluring appearance, maybe that's it, Xiaobai couldn't help but feel proud for this witty remark that suddenly popped up in his heart, we are also educated hooligans in college, how can we be like migrant workers, except for saying that it looks good as Peugeot, there are no words?

Seeing that Xiaobai looked at her daughter, Miao Mu suddenly started a nymphomaniac, and hurriedly coughed slightly.

Xiaobai came back to his senses, and he didn't see embarrassment, the beauty was natural, and the prostitutes appreciated it, what was there to be embarrassed about, but Miao Ni, who was under his gaze, was blushing when he saw it.

Reaching out to pull away the hair on Miao Ni's sideburns and forehead, he took a few hairpin clips from the corner cabinet on the side, Xiao Bai took a step back and looked at Miao Ni's face.

"Well, Yintang is obscure, the zenith is lightless, its color is evil, scattered and improper" seemed to be talking to himself, Xiaobai looked at it for a moment, frowned slightly, and showed a look of embarrassment. Although this product is not a professional magic stick, the usual routine of this industry has not fallen, and it has been used unexpectedly under the old man's ears and witnesses for many years.

The jargon calls this trick to beat the gang, that is, the sudden exit, the sound of the landing, with the loud words, to attract people's attention, the first dazzling effect. and the gods of the TV series stopped them when they saw that the deceitful person wanted to cheat, and they said something like "I see that Mr. Yintang is black, and he is destined to be Tai Sui, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future". It's just that now people's cultural level and vision have generally improved, and even three-year-old children know that this is the opening remarks of liars.

As society progresses, the gods will also keep pace with the times. If it doesn't change, it can't be helped, who makes it harder and harder for people to fool around. Take the above two sentences, the old saying is "Yintang is black", Xiaobai said "Yintang is obscure, the zenith is lightless", in fact, the root of it is a meaning, the last two sentences can also correspond to one by one, but it is said euphemistically, and it is not as harsh as the old saying in the ears of people, but the meaning and effect are general.

Don't look at this sentence lightly, to achieve the expected effect is actually very famous, one is not to hesitate to speak, to give people a very authoritative and convincing feeling. Secondly, when you say this, you should seem to be very natural, as if you are immersed in your own profession, as the saying goes, it is better to be stupid than to be stupid, and an idiot can break a hundred tricks, who would doubt a pseudo-expert who is always obsessed with his own profession.

This trick has been used, and then it is generally necessary to follow up with a few "fairy words". Sure enough, after seeing the previous words in her ears, Miao Muxiu's eyebrows were embarrassed, and Xiaobai continued, "The clouds and haze in the palace are shrouded and obscure, this should be a convulsion, and the evil has invaded the gods."

Life Palace, most of the Miao mothers who invade the gods or something must not understand, and they should be able to understand seven or eight if they have convulsions, but it doesn't matter if they don't understand, just scare people. It is said that these words are called "fairy words", that is, some things that others do not understand, or things that are ambiguous in the clouds and mountains and fog, are not bad anyway, so as to appear professional, pretend to be profound, and further strengthen their prestige.