The third zero four cute, Angri chicken is here again

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Tang Sen sat on the stone in front of the Pipa Cave, looking at the clouds in the sky, the scorpion poison on his body had slowly dissipated over time, and he could now guarantee his basic mobility, but for the time being, he could not carry out too strenuous activities, and his hands and feet were still numb, but it was much better than not being able to move his whole body.

I wanted to call my mother to report that I was safe, but the phone had already been given to Sister Zhu, so no one could be contacted now.

The little nurse followed behind him and whispered, "Lord Mummy, the mountain breeze is very cold outside, let's go back to the cave and rest." ”

"I'm fine, after all, it's protected by divine power, it's impossible to find me if you have a cold or something, be careful not to be cold by the wind." Townsend said softly.

The little nurse was so moved, Lord Mummy was so gentle, she shrank behind Townsen, used his broad shoulders to block the wind, and grinned: "The past few days of serving Lord Mummy here have been the happiest days of my life. ”

This...... Aren't you insane? You're still happy when you're caught by a monster on a mountain where birds don't? Masochist.

Townsend expressed some concern about the little nurse's future.

At this time, a black wind rolled in the sky, and the scorpion spirit returned, she had just flown to the town below the mountain to steal some food, and now she came back with a huge shopping bag in her hand.

Tang Sen pointed to the bag in her hand angrily: "I said, can you monster not keep stealing things? These materials are all earned by human beings with their own industrious hands and hard work, how much distress will you bring to others if you easily steal them from others?"

"Cut, that's a nice thing to say. It's nothing to me if I don't steal this food, anyway, my cultivation has already reached the stage of Bigu. It's okay to live without eating, but you and the little nurse can't. The scorpion said nonchalantly, "Isn't it for your own good that I steal things?" ”

"I don't want you to be good for me like this, I'm not out of money!" Tang Sen reached out and took out a bank card in his pocket, and suddenly thought that Xiliang Women's Country was implementing a policy of closing the country. Currency is not in circulation with the currency of the outside world, and the Datang coin, which is not afraid of going all over the world, cannot be used here.

His face changed instantly: Damn, I really don't have any money!

Seeing that he had been taken over, the scorpion grinned and said, "Okay, don't put on such an expression, in fact, I didn't steal this food." As soon as I walked into town, I was recognized, and a group of women surrounded me screaming 'Ah, serial kidnapper,' and they called 110 to call the police...... So I said to them. When the mummy was now in my cave, and I had no money to buy him something to eat, they immediately emptied their pockets and gave me a lot of money, and told me to buy you something to eat, so I came back with a large bag of things. ”

TOWNSEND KHAN: Okay. You're not stealing, but it's blackmail, right?

"Your body has recovered to the point where you can move. The scorpion spirit's eyes were watery: "Let's ...... tonight OK...... Can you cave the room?"

Tang Sen snorted, "Don't you think about it. If you dare to mess around, I'll fight with you. ”

"Cut, you can't fight if you want to, I'll prick you down with a stitch. ”

"Piercing, if you prick me, you will be paralyzed again. You still can't do anything. Townsend laughed.

When the scorpion spirit heard this, he was immediately shocked, Nima, this is really a problem, and forcibly going to the cave room with him will be met with strong resistance. But if you poison him, and he is paralyzed all over his body, what can be done?

"Hey, I say, do you have a little consciousness as a captive?" The scorpion spirit said a little sullenly, "Aren't you afraid of being chopped to death by me if you ignore the kidnapper's request like this?"

"Less. Tang Sen was not afraid of her at all: "I've been with you for a few days, and I can see that you are a monster who keeps doing a small evil and a big evil, pretending to be fierce, but you are not really cruel, you won't kill me." ”

"Hey, don't eat me like that, I'm going to beat you up right now. The scorpion spirit waved his small fist indignantly, and a flash of anger flashed on his innocent face.

Tang Sen is now under the eaves, but he doesn't want to stimulate her too much, if this monster really gets angry and beats himself, it hurts his face, so it's better not to. He no longer paid attention to the scorpion essence, reached out and dragged the shopping bag from her hand, looked inside, yo, yes, there were potato chips, or barbecue flavor, opened the bag, put a few pieces in the little nurse's hand, and then happily ate snacks.

The scorpion spirit really couldn't help him, and said with a bitter face: "My lord, you can just be pitiful and poor single dog, is it really so difficult to marry me to a hole?

Tang Sen smiled: "Where do I like you?

"Well, I don't really like you. The scorpion spirit said with a serious face: "If you really want to say who I like, it should only be the golden cicada who spoke for me in the Great Leiyin Temple 500 years ago, I have only been moved by that man, but I don't feel you at all, but there are no other unmarried men here, so I can only break the jar and find you." ”

"Is it really appropriate for you to face your love and marriage so hastily?" Tang Sen persuaded her, and at the same time made a sudden break in his heart, hey, after coming to the daughter country, he was surrounded by the stars and moons of the women, and all the women seemed to want to marry him, and he was a little carried away, and now after listening to the words of the scorpion essence, he realized that in fact, these women don't really like themselves, they just have no other choice.

Their liking for themselves is very superficial, or very shallow, not profound, if you want to compare it horizontally, their feelings for themselves are far inferior to those female students who confessed to themselves in the Imperial Capital University...... Those female students are like themselves when there are many men to choose from, and their feelings for themselves are real, but the women of Xiliang Women's Country like themselves without a choice, how true are such feelings, it is really indescribable.

Tang Sen suddenly thought of Her Majesty, although she seemed to be very obedient to herself, a bird, but did she really like herself?

In the same way, the dozens of men whose daughters in Xiliang married a large group of wives, are they really loved by the women?

Daughter Guo's sweet dream suddenly woke up halfway, Tang Sen stood up from the stone with a brush, clenched his fists and said, "No, this country can't go on like this...... I can't get carried away like this anymore. ”

"Hey, what are you talking about?" the scorpion couldn't help but be surprised when he saw that Tang Sen suddenly came to his senses.

Tang Sen said to the scorpion spirit seriously: "I said the scorpion spirit girl, since you don't like me, just to find a man to make peace, then, even if it's not me, it's okay to change to a man, right?"

"Hmm...... Theoretically, yes. The scorpion spirit said: "But there is no man to change at all!"

Tang Sen said, "What if I introduce you to a man from the outside world?"

The scorpion essence said: "Cut, it sounds good, it must be a lie to me, you ran out under such a name, and then slipped away." Anyway, it's all men I don't like, any one is fine, why do I have to go far?"

"No, I never lie!"

"Cut, I can't believe you!"

The two were talking about this, when suddenly, a man's voice sounded in the sky that made Tang Sen feel as if he had heard it somewhere, and the voice was very sharp and difficult to hear: "Mr. Tang, don't come unharmed?"

"Huh?" Tang Sen looked up, there was a white cloud floating in the sky, and there was a very ugly man standing on the head of the cloud, he had a pointed mouth, his hair was shaped like a cockscomb, he looked very much like a chicken, and the robe he was wearing was also very similar to a body of chicken feathers, this guy was really one of the Western Seven Houses that had fought at the beginning, Angri Chicken.

Tang Sen couldn't help but be surprised, and at the same time became vigilant, and secretly shouted in his heart: Damn, I have no poison on my body now, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others have been defeated and returned to the palace of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom, this thing ran out at this moment, I can't beat him. But...... If he really wants to kill me, he can let me explode the small universe and connect with my previous life, but I don't really need to be afraid of him.

Tang Sen sank his face and said, "What are you doing here?"

Angri chicken giggled, much like a chicken that was crowing strangely: "Since the last time I fought with Mr. Tang, the little god has thought about a lot of things, and has decided to change his mind and become a new person...... Oh, no, be a god again! Be a good immortal, no longer mess up the intrigues and tricks, now you have been reborn, I heard that Mr. Tang is in trouble, and I am here to help you tide over the current difficulties. ”

Tang Sen's heart chuckled, there was a very uncomfortable feeling spreading, it stands to reason that a bad person should be a good person, it is a very happy thing, the so-called put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, this is a very beautiful thing, and it should be encouraged. But for some reason, Townese's instincts told him that this Angri chicken did not turn out to be a good person!

He can't say why, it's pure sixth sense, it's purely self-awareness, there's no reason, there's no reason, it's just uncomfortable.

He didn't know that in his previous life, he had already cultivated Buddhism and Taoism, and he had already cultivated the discerning eye to see through all falsehoods, although he had not yet connected to his previous life, and his discerning eye power had not yet been activated, but his intuition was much stronger than that of ordinary people.

The bad water in Ang Riji's stomach pretended to be a good person in front of him, and the evil spirit that emanated from his bones could not deceive him.

Tang Sen said with a serious face: "I appreciate your kindness, but I don't face any difficulties now, and I don't need any help, please go back." (To be continued.) )

PS: Thank you for the 588 reward for the king's slashing of the general?