Fifth, seven, eight, cute, scum
Update at 8 p.m.
That's it...... Broken jars, broken and broken.
The queen lay down beside Townsend and pulled over a quilt to cover the two of them.
"It's time to start. A mosquito said: "At this time, we still don't come to the rescue, and Tang Sen will blame us afterwards." ”
The other mosquito also said: "Okay, okay, I can't watch the show anymore......"
The two Sun Wukong were about to turn back into their real bodies, and suddenly, they stopped moving together, it turned out that the queen didn't do anything, she just pulled the quilt and covered the two of them, then closed her eyes quietly and began to sleep.
"Hey, why?" said one mosquito.
The other mosquito thought seriously for a while, then wiped a handful of sweat and said, "Could it be that this is what she thinks 'sleeping' men?"
The first mosquito sweated profusely and said, "It's very likely, didn't you listen to the queen before?" Since she was a girl, she has been obsessed with practicing that Yuan Yin Gong, and she doesn't listen to anything outside the window, so she can't care about anything, so she ...... There's a good chance she's missing the most important ...... Adult education!"
The latter mosquito sweated profusely and said, "It seems that this is it, you see, she is already asleep...... There was still a blush on his face. ”
The two mosquitoes almost forgot to flap their wings and fell from the sky, Nima, this queen put on a murderous appearance, making people think that she would take the initiative to push the man back, but I didn't expect that the girl thought that men and women were stripped naked and sleeping side by side?
"Forget it, it feels like we're stupid. The previous mosquito said, "Go back." ”
"Well, if you don't save him, is it necessary to rescue him at this level?" said a mosquito, "Let him be slowly distressed when he wakes up tomorrow morning." ”
The two mosquitoes flew out of the palace together, ignoring Tang Sen.
When the morning sun was shining through the window, Townsend woke up. My head hurts...... Hangovers are like this, he held his head and rubbed it for a while, and then slowly opened his eyes, the golden sunlight was very dazzling, so he couldn't open his eyes for a long time, so he had to open his eyes little by little. After getting used to it for a long time, my eyes finally opened.
Tang Sen thought to himself: I should have been rescued by Sun Wukong, where am I now?
Thinking so, he sat up with a swipe on the floor.
The pink room, the pink wardrobe, the pink dresser, hey? this is still the Queen's room! Townsend was taken aback, and suddenly, he felt his hand touch a soft body. He quickly looked sideways, oh my mother...... The queen slept beside him, under the same bed, with nothing on her. She hadn't woken up yet, but she had two blush on her face, and she looked very cute.
Tang Sen secretly screamed that it was not good, I will go away, Sun Wukong didn't help me out? Could it be that I was already by her last night? Am I not a virgin now?
He hurriedly looked down at his little friend. saw that it had just gotten up in the morning, and Zhengxiong raised his head angrily. It looks very energetic, but I just didn't say hello to myself, hey, strange, it feels like it hasn't been used, and it doesn't feel at all.
The most difficult thing in the world is to determine whether a man is a virgin or not. To be honest, even the men themselves can't confirm this...... There is a lack of scientific means.
Tang Sen was sweating profusely: "It's over, it seems that there are only other ways to find the answer." ”
He hurriedly lifted the quilt and searched carefully on the sheets, the queen's sister should be the first time. If they did do anything, there should be a drop red on the sheets...... But this is not necessarily, some women are not popular even if it is the first time. Townsend could only look for it with the attitude of giving it a try.
I searched for the sheets, but I couldn't find them, and the only thing I hadn't found was the place where the queen's body was pressing. Townsend cautiously reached under the Queen's body, trying to hold her away a little bit, to see if the sheets under her were red. Unexpectedly, this very gentle movement woke her up......
After all, for people who are used to sleeping alone, a little wind and grass will wake up.
The queen rubbed her eyes and woke up, and the first scene she saw when she woke up was that Townsend was making a gesture of hugging herself, as if she wanted to hold her in her arms.
"Phew!" the queen shouted, kicking Townsend in the chest.
At this time, Tang Sen's strength had passed, and his strength had recovered, although his divine power was still not there, but it was not too easy to dodge the girl's kick, he turned on one side slightly, and the queen kicked in the air.
"Don't come and hug me. The queen shouted: "You are just a monk, don't think that you are qualified to hold me after sleeping with me, I sleep with you just to break your lustful ring, not because I like you." ”
Townsend Khan: "We had last night, what happened?"
"That's right!" the queen looked proud: "That's over, you're already a monk, give me a good job." ”
"Really, what's wrong?" Townwex's face changed drastically.
"Really!"
"I'll rub it. Tang Sen was suddenly furious: "Why are you such a woman so mad, you really did it." I fucking meow the virgin body that was retained in a bunch of ****, and you actually took it away like this. ”
The queen said angrily: "Don't be pitiful, am I not also a virgin? If it weren't for the international community to prove to the international community that I am not forced into a prostitute, do you think I would come in person? Could it be that you like the kind of ugly and fat? If you want, I can find you a hundred at any time." ”
Tang Sen was so angry that he calmed down, he sat down, thought about it seriously, and then took out his phone from his pocket.
"What are you going to do?" The queen looked at the mobile phone in his hand vigilantly: "Don't try to shoot me **** to blackmail me, you are still under my control now, as long as I shout, a group of guards immediately rushed in outside." ”
Tang Sen said angrily: "Shut up!"
The queen was taken aback by his vicious attitude and really shut up.
Tang Sen dialed his mother's phone as quickly as he could.
The lazy voice of the old mother immediately sounded on the opposite side: "Xiao Sensen, what are you doing? I called early in the morning, you don't know, I play late at night, and I am usually still sleeping at this time...... It's you who called, and if someone else dared to call so early, I would have beaten his mother so much that he didn't even know him. ”
Tang Sen said solemnly: "Don't sleep yet, Mom, you said before that if I sleep with a sister, I will be responsible and I must marry home, right?"
"Yes!" Mom's voice immediately became serious: "What's the matter? Xiao Sensen, you slept with your sister? Then Mom has to remind you that being a man must be responsible, as long as you sleep with a girl, you must marry, this is a pure man, if you abandon people after sleeping, I will beat your mother so that you don't know you." ”
Tang Sen knew that when his mother was fourteen years old, he secretly ate the forbidden fruit with a man and became pregnant, but he didn't expect the timid man to escape, and he was not responsible, so his mother worked hard to grow up alone, and he didn't know how much he suffered, so what his mother hated the most was the man who slept with a girl but was not responsible. This kind of man Townsend would not call him Dad, he didn't even want to know who he was, and he himself would never want to be that kind of man.
But...... It's a little different this time.
Tang Sen said in a deep voice: "Mom, what you said is right, if I sleep with a sister, I must be responsible, but I want to ask, what if I am slept with by a sister?"
"Hey!" The old mother was suddenly furious: "I don't remember educating you to be such a soft man, how can there be a reason why a man is slept with by a girl? How wasted does a man have to be to suffer such a loss? He meows, the old lady now orders you, immediately, immediately go and put her back to sleep! Pose like eighteen, no, twenty-four bridges and bright moon nights, and Dongxuanzi thirty-six styles...... her to me, and make her kneel down and sing conquest, so that you can prove that you are a man. ”
Townwend: "......"
"Do you hear that?"
Tang Sen Khan said: "This ...... Isn't it going too far?"
"Fire your mother. My mother was furious on the phone: "Which woman dares to sleep with my little Sensen? ”
Tang Sen was taken aback, Mom is really angry, forget it, don't let her get involved in this matter, a hundred big men or something sounds scary. Tang Sen hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I just said if, it didn't really happen, just if." ”
"It's just if. My mother finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't give me such a violent thing early in the morning, it's really annoying." The next time you want to be this kind of infamous thing, think about it, 'What are you going to do if your mother sleeps you down?'"
Tang Sen Khan: "If I don't want this." ”
The "......" phone hung up, and my mother went back to sleep.
Townsend then turned his head and looked at the queen with green eyes.
"Why are you looking at me like this?" The queen was so weak that she couldn't help but hold the quilt in her arms, and the whole person shrunk into a ball and hid in the quilt.
Tang Sen's eyes were still staring at the queen and did not take his eyes away, but he was thinking in his heart: What should I do? The method that my mother said is not very reliable, I can't really put her in a position like eighteen, let her kneel down and sing about conquest, right? But I was taken away as a virgin for nothing last night, and this revenge must be avenged...... But how to report it?
He said in a deep voice, "Sister Queen, since that kind of thing happened to us last night, now I must discuss the future with you." ”
"What's negotiable. A flash of panic flashed on the queen's face: "I won't marry you, I said it, I just slept with you just to break your sexual rings, I don't like you at all, I didn't fall in love with you at all, I don't want me to marry you." ”
Tang Sen put on a serious face and said: "Then let's turn things around, if a man sleeps with a woman, pats his ass afterwards and plans to leave, saying that I don't love you at all, I don't like you, I just want to take away your virgin body when I sleep with you, you don't want me to marry you, what do you think of this man?"
Without hesitation, the queen said, "Scum!" (To be continued.) )