First, two, two, and two, I'm in love
This is an additional update of the monthly pass of 550 -
After a few hours of flight, the familiar imperial capital appeared in front of him, and his mother did not come to pick up the plane, because his mother thought that picking up at home was also picking up, and he didn't necessarily have to run to the airport, Tang Sen was already an adult, and he could even run all over the world with his own hands and feet, if he needed his mother to pick up the plane when he returned home, it would be too squeamish.
Well, the above are all excuses, in fact, the real reason is that my mother is a super otaku, so she won't go out because of such a trivial thing as picking up the airport.
Tang Sen and his entourage got out of the airport and walked the streets of God's capital, the huge city began to show in front of everyone, the Tang Emperor is the most advanced city in the world, with the largest population, the most modern technology, every Tang Dynasty person is proud of being a Tang person, full of brilliance and self-confidence.
Sun Wukong stood on the side of the street, looking left, the endless flow of vehicles, looking right, the crowd of free personalities, looking up at the tall buildings lined up, all of them were straight into the clouds, she suddenly turned her head and asked Tang Sen: "Is there an emperor in this country?"
Tang Sen smiled: "No! This is a socialist country, there is no emperor, and the people are the masters. ”
Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "He really won! There has never been a savior, and he doesn't rely on the Immortal Emperor...... Human beings have really created miracles with their own hands, how prosperous and huge this city is, which even Heavenly Court and Da Lei Yin Temple can't do. ”
No, maybe he hasn't won yet. Tang Sen did not say this, socialism has only reached the initial stage of development, and there is still a long way to go before it can truly reach the ideal state that a certain great man said. The golden cicada may be working desperately in some corner of the world to make humanity go in a better direction.
Tang Sen suddenly had a flash of inspiration, by the way, the golden cicada has been reincarnated many times in the past 500 years, a certain great man who proposed democracy, freedom, communism, and republicanism, could it be that the golden cicada was reincarnated and reincarnated......? It seems to be a bit big.
Sun Wukong said strangely: "Why are you wiping sweat?"
Townsen's facial muscles twitched: "It's okay, I'm so hot all of a sudden." ”
Bai Ruoling pulled the corner of Tang Sen's clothes behind his back: "Senior Tang Sen." Let's say okay, you can't send me home, don't see my parents, I'm just coming back to see my mother-in-law. ”
"Good. No problem, go to my house and not yours. Tang Sen quietly sent the pre-edited text message to Bai Ruoling's parents, then casually put his mobile phone in his pocket, got up his bicycle, and pedaled towards his home on the Fifth Ring Road.
Familiar streets. The familiar style of the imperial capital, the bicycle ran briskly, the wind lifted Tang Sen's forehead, the only difference from before was that Tang Sen was no longer alone, but came back with a large number of unknown women.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie once again became big-mouthed monkeys and little pigs mobile phone accessories, Tang Sen hung them on their mobile phones, pushed the little white dragon bicycle, hugged the bear on their backs, and took Bai Ruoling to push open the door of his house. Mom was sitting in front of the computer watching anime, and she was only wearing sexy and hot underwear, and Tang Sen was sweating: "Hey, Mom, didn't I call you and say that you were going to bring guests back today?
Mom stood up with a smile and said, "Anyway, you said that it was a woman who brought it, what does it matter if I wear more or less?"
Townsend covered his face.
The mother's hot body blinded Bai Ruoling's eyes, and she finally understood why Tang Sen's resistance to beauties was so strong, and he changed to an ordinary scumbag, and he had to be soft if he found a beautiful woman to confess to him. But Townsend can always firmly reject the woman he doesn't like, no matter how beautiful he is, he can't impress him, the reason is his mother, who lives with this hot mother every day. was tempered by her with this kind of dress, how could her resistance to women not be high?
Bai Ruoling felt a lot of pressure, poked out half of his head from behind Tang Sen, and said shyly and timidly: "Mom...... Hello, my name is Bai Ruoling, and I am a first-year student in the Department of Economics of Imperial Capital University...... That one...... I just started dating Senior Townessen. First time meeting, here's ...... There's a box of dim sum I brought back from the Treasure Elephant Country...... Not a tribute. ”
That's starting to call Mom? Townsend Khan.
The old mother faced Bai Ruoling, and suddenly her face sank: "Hmph, I don't agree with your business, you guys should break up now." Unless, you can beat me......" She suddenly took a long cosplay knife from the wall, unsharpened, of course.
Huh? Tang Sen didn't expect his mother to suddenly say such a thing, this is a little different from her usual mother's feeling, didn't she say on the phone last time that she liked Sick Jiao the most, and she wanted to deal with Bai Ruoling immediately, right? Why did it become like this now...... Oops, the sick lady can't do the opposite of her, and she will go berserk immediately.
Sure enough, Bai Ruoling immediately became in a violent state, jumped up on the ground, and said loudly: "Mom, how can you object? Senior Tang Sen and I really love each other, if you have to beat the mandarin ducks, even if it is my mother-in-law, I will defeat you." She jumped to the wall, took off a cosplay spear, and held it in her hand to her mother.
"Hey, why did it suddenly become like this?" Townsend's scream.
That's when ...... My mother suddenly threw away the long knife in her hand, and laughed: "Sure enough, it is really a sick and delicate attribute, a little stimulus, and immediately put on the appearance of God blocking and killing God and Buddha and killing Buddha, it is really cute...... Good boy, Mom likes girls like you the most, no need to carry a gun anymore, put it down, I allow you to have a relationship with Xiao Sensen, and I am very supportive. ”
"Huh?" Bai Ruoling was stunned, and it took a while to understand what had happened, it turned out that her mother-in-law was testing herself, she threw away the spear, and a smile instantly bloomed on her face.
My mother pulled Bai Ruoling into the house and said with a smile: "You can live in our house for a while, my mother is also bored playing games alone, and it is also fun to have someone to play with, as for your parents, none of us will say anything, they will not find you." While she was talking to Bai Ruoling, she glanced at Tang Sen.
The two mothers and sons have lived together for twenty years, and with just one look, Tang Sen knew what she meant, and looked out the window in the direction of her chin, Bai Ruoling's parents were hiding behind the flowers and trees in the community, looking at this side with an anxious face.
Tang Sen quietly walked out of the house, walked up to them, and greeted politely, "Hello uncle and aunt." ”
Father and Mother Bai hurriedly said: "Classmate Tang Sen, nothing happened to Ruoling in our family, right? A girl went out to run around, we are really worried, we received your news, let's hurry over......"
Tang Sen smiled: "It's okay, she is in good condition, I met her in the mountains near Baoxiang Country, so I coaxed her back, but she doesn't want to go home now, and she doesn't want to see you, she may have to live in my house for a while, you can rest assured, my mother is also at home, I can't do shameless things to her." ”
The white father and the white mother said with a bitter face: "Alas, this willful child will really cause trouble. Classmate Tang Sen, she doesn't listen to us at all now, only you can persuade her, you can help persuade her to go home early. We really won't object to her and you anymore, as long as you don't move to another city after you get married, you can live in the imperial capital, and we won't have any opinions on other things...... By the way, we even bought a house for you, in the second ring road, you must not elope. ”
The houses in the Second Ring Road are so expensive! The price of ordinary houses in the Second Ring Road of the imperial capital is enough to buy a villa in a city like Shuangqing. What kind of neuropathy would be willing to throw the house in the second ring road and elope there? Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat, pity the hearts of parents all over the world, this trick is ruthless enough! But I wouldn't elope with her in the first place, is she running around?
Tang Sen had no choice but to cover his face and said, "Don't worry, uncle and aunt, I will persuade her to go home!"
Father Bai took out an envelope containing a thick stack of money and handed it to Tang Sen: "Ruoling is going to disturb your house for a while, this is her living expenses and pocket money, you help take care of it, don't give it to her at once, otherwise she will use it all to buy a photo frame to frame your photos in a blink of an eye......"
This usage is really a bit scary, and when I hear it, my hair is stiff, Tang Sen quickly put the money away, and it is the king to turn back and hand it over to my mother.
The white father and the white mother sighed a few times, and left slowly, the white mother turned back step by step, it was just heart-wrenching, and it was really sympathetic to give birth to a sick daughter.
As soon as they walked away, the little pig ornament hanging on Tang Sen's mobile phone spoke, and her voice sounded very serious: "Master, I'm in love." ”
"I'll wipe it!" Tang Sen almost lifted the table: "Eighth sister, what kind of neurosis do you have? You see beautiful women in love anytime and anywhere." ”
"No, this time it's true. The little pig ornament said in a serious tone: "I'm in love with your mother......"
Townwend: "......"
Big-mouthed monkey ornament: "......"
"This is love at first sight, the moment I saw her, I felt a throbbing in my heart that I had never felt before, oh my God, that tremor from the depths of my soul, which I had never had when I was teasing Chang'e before. Zhu Bajie said seriously: "My heart hurts so much, it's like being stabbed with a needle, and there are countless voices in my ears shouting at me repeatedly, it's her...... That's her...... That's her...... She is my true daughter, and I am willing to spend my life protecting her......"
Tang Sen rolled his eyes and said to the big-mouthed monkey: "Wukong, what do you think I should do with Eighth Sister now?"
The big-mouthed monkey ornament said seriously: "Dig a pit and bury it." ”
Tang Sen nodded and said, "I agree." He quickly dug a pit in the garden, threw the piglet ornament into the pit, buried it with mud, and then stepped on it with two feet to make the earth firm, and after thinking about it, he brought a large stone and pressed it against it with a thud.
The large-mouthed monkey ornament pulled out a strand of hair and turned it into a brush, and Tang Sen took the pen and inscribed on the stone: "The toad that wants to eat swan meat is buried here!"
These words are dancing like dragons and phoenixes, as if they are about to fly down from a stone, and they are the best calligraphy written by Tang Sen in his life. (To be continued.) )