209 Meng, please river god
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Tang Sen felt a trace of unreasonableness, it stands to reason that if there is no chemical plant discharge, and there is no human spoof, nature should not make such a bad joke, a small river as clear as a mirror, there is no reason to suddenly turn black, this is not in line with the laws of nature.
After dinner, Townsend walked out of the inn, intending to see the strange river.
Sun Wukong and the other girls didn't come with them, so they weren't interested in seeing any river, because they were all fairies and monsters, and they hadn't seen anything strange? And the purpose of their trip was different from Tang Sen, Tang Sen took this trip to broaden his knowledge, of course, he wanted to see any strange things and understand the world's encyclopedic knowledge. But the girls traveled west for strange reasons, and they were not interested in the messy things on the road.
Townsend walked out of the town alone and headed west of the town.
Just out of the town, I heard the sound of the river, look forward, into the eye is a pitch black river, not to say how wide, at most less than 100 meters wide, the river is not turbulent, the scenery on both sides of the river is quite good, strange mountains and strange trees, if the river is not the black of ink, here must be a good place as picturesque, but the black river water destroys the overall beauty, so that the green trees on both sides of the bank look very weird.
Townsend crouched by the river and sniffed it with his nose, but could not smell any disgusting stench...... Obviously, the river water is odorless, which is unreasonable, if it is caused by pollution, the black river will definitely have a pungent smell, but this river is completely absent.
Townsend sat by the river, thinking to himself: Something is wrong! This is almost a pedestia of weird meows.
Suddenly, there was a long sigh from the river ahead, and Townsend followed the sound. I saw an old man sitting by the river, holding the black water in his hand, and letting out a long sigh.
Townsend couldn't help but walk over. sat next to the old man: "Old man, you seem to be very unhappy?"
The old man glanced at him. conAd1(); He said with a sullen head: "Can you be happy?" It has been several years since the Baishui River became the Heishui River, but we can't find a way to improve it at all, and if it continues like this, Baishui Town will be completely finished." What a prosperous town it used to be, but now it is becoming more and more devastation, young people can no longer stay, many people plan to leave here to work, and only the elderly and children are left behind at home. If this continues, the town will be finished. ”
Hearing him say this, Tang Sen also felt miserable. I used to watch the news of the left-behind elderly and children, those families are really pitiful, if Whitewater becomes like that, I feel sympathetic when I think about it.
"I am the mayor of this town, ala......s," the old man said with a bitter face, "only I can lead the villagers to overcome this difficulty, but I have no way." ”
Tang Sen didn't know how to persuade him, so he had to sit with the old man for a while, when the sun was setting. The old man dragged his rickety body and walked back to the town step by step, and the setting sun dragged his figure for a long time. It looks very bleak.
Tang Sen was affected by the old man's mood, and returned to the hotel very unhappily, but saw that Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Li Jing were fighting the landlord, and a note was pasted on the face of the loser...... Well, Li Jing's face is already covered with notes, and she can't see her face at all, only a note at one end.
"Hey, others are in a bad mood and are depressed, and you are still spoofing here?"
"Cut. What's there to worry about, isn't it just that a river has turned black?" Sun Wukong said nonchalantly: "Rivers, lakes and seas." Even if it is a well, it is under the jurisdiction of the water god dragon king. If you can't find the reason, go directly to the river god in charge of the river! Find the river god and ask him clearly, and if he can't ask clearly, he will be beaten into a pig's head, and the problem of the river will be solved. ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat profusely, the first half of this paragraph is very referential, but the last sentence "Hit into a pig's head and it will be solved" seems a little wrong, isn't this solution too much?
Thinking about Sun Wukong's words carefully, that's right, didn't he meet a well dragon king in the well of Wuji Country not long ago? Every well has the jurisdiction of the dragon king, so how can a Baishui River not have a fairy pipe? Tang Sen's spirit perked up: "Then how can you invite the river god who governs this river to come out?"
Sun Wukong snorted: "That's not simple, go down to the river with the trick of avoiding water, find that guy's cave, go in and fight when you see someone, and hit that guy when he comes out to meet us, then please come out." conAd2();”
Tang Sen was speechless: "Can we say something serious?"
Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "There is also a serious plan, according to the plan of ordinary mortals, it is to put on the offering table, present tribute, kill cattle and sheep, invite the river god up, and communicate with him, this kind of thing is usually responsible for monks and Taoist priests." ”
Tang Sen clapped his hands, it turned out that there was still this method, but after thinking about it carefully, he was not happy, since there is a river god in charge of this river, then this river god should manage the river well, the river water is black, then the river god himself should work hard to improve it, why do human beings have to kill cattle and sheep to coax him up, and then talk with good words?
It's like a civil servant in a certain commercial department whose job is to issue a business license, but as a result, when a small boss who wants to start his own business goes to them to apply for a license, he will be troubled in various ways, so he has to offer generous gifts, and these civil servants are willing to work hard only after receiving the gifts...... Isn't this putting the cart before the horse? Why are you willing to do a good job when others ask you to do a good job? If you don't do anything without receiving money, why do you occupy this job?
Tang Sen frowned and said, "I suddenly feel that Sun Wukong's plan is more reliable, and it should be entered." ”
"Poof!" Sun Wukong smiled: "It's enlightened! Tang Sen finally got his senses." ”
Townwend: "......"
Enlighten your sister, Tang Sen was very dissatisfied and made a contemptuous gesture to Sun Wukong: "No, it's not right to go in, the best solution to this kind of thing should be to sue and let Heavenly Court remove this river god and change it to a more reliable river god, don't take violence as a legitimate plan." ”
Sun Wukong pointed to Heavenly Court, and said with a smile: "You are a wanted criminal in Heavenly Court, and you still want to sue him? You go and sue the river god to try, and people will first arrest you, a wanted criminal, and cut off your head." ”
Townwend: "......"
This is unreasonable, it is simply frustrating, Tang Sen thought seriously and said: "That's it, I'll go to the mayor tomorrow morning, let's ask them to invite the river god first, if you can invite out and talk about it, maybe you can solve this problem, at least it's better than using violence to solve the problem." conAd3();”
Early the next morning, Tang Sen put on a clean and tidy clothes, if you want to talk about serious things, you should still do a good job, like the protagonist of some urban novels, obviously rich and powerful, but he has to wear a tattered clothes and go out to hang out, and wait for others to bully him and then slap him in the face, that is really a stupid thing that only people who are idle and bored will do, don't you know that you should dress properly on formal occasions? If you don't understand this basic politeness, you deserve to be despised.
Tang Sen asked the proprietress where the mayor's office in Whitewater was located, and then groped all the way to find it.
I just walked to the courtyard at the door of the mayor's office, and suddenly saw that the front was very lively, wearing red and hanging colors, firecrackers rang wildly, crowding many people in a pile, a fat man with a fat head and big ears was hugged by people in the middle, and he was walking out with square steps, and the old man I saw yesterday The mayor of the town also accompanied him, and kept saying good things to the Taoist priest.
Tang Sen didn't understand what he was doing for a while, and pulled a townsman and asked, "Brother, what are you doing in Whitewater Town?"
The townsman said: "Our mayor invited a powerful Taoist last night, and today I will go to the Heishui River to set up an altar to practice, please come out of the river god......"
When Tang Sen heard this, he immediately froze, Huh? It turns out that the mayor of the town also happened to think of this method? That's good, I don't have to bother much, I might as well go and see the excitement.
I saw that the fat Taoist walked in the front, arrogant, and he couldn't tell whether his mana was high or low, Tang Sen thought to himself: Since this Taoist is very famous, he should also have some ability, but I don't know whose disciple he is?
A large crowd of townsfolk crowded behind the man, and in a moment they came to the Blackwater River.
Under the command of the mayor of the town, the altar was quickly set up by the river, and all kinds of sacrifices were placed on the table, and the fat Taoist priest lit incense and candles on the table, pierced the yellow paper with a peach wood sword, and then recited words in his mouth, while reading, he danced the sword, don't look at his body fat, but his movements are very vigorous, a set of swordsmanship is full of good-looking, full of ornamentality, of course, there is no need to say the actual combat, even Tang Sen can see that he is full of flowers: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law...... River god river god, come and see you soon...... ...... disease"
The Taoist priest pointed the peachwood sword in his hand into the sky, and the yellow paper on the tip of the sword suddenly burned, turned into flying ash, and floated into the river.
The onlookers clapped their hands with a "coaxing": "Okay!"
Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly: Is it really effective to invite the river god like this?
When the townspeople were about to be disappointed, they suddenly saw the fat Taoist priest's whole body trembling, his eyes rolled white, and then the temperament of the whole person changed all at once, as if he had become very awesome, only to hear him say in a majestic voice: "Mortals, this seat is the river god of the Baishui River, what do you have to say when you invite me to come up?"
"Wow!" the townspeople shouted in unison: "It turns out that Lord River God is on the body of the Taoist." ”
Is it really on the top or is it fake? Tang Sen sweated profusely, but unfortunately he didn't have sharp eyes, and he really couldn't tell if the Taoist priest was pretending or was really being taken by the river god.
I saw the mayor of the town kneeling in front of the Taoist priest with a "poof": "Lord River God, please tell us why the river has turned black, and what can we do to change the river back to its former state?"
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