Chapter 83, there is a lot of fun on the Internet
It's a big deal, something big is wrong!
At least that's how it looks online.
Come and see Xiong Da, or see the giant pandas in Huaibei with your own eyes, there are not many people, but there are always a few a day.
Especially Xiong Dana's foodie, he eats whatever others give, and Lin Feng doesn't care, which is much happier than the giant panda in the zoo.
The zoo's giant panda's chubby body and his slow-moving way of walking are certainly cute. But no matter how cute it is, you can't ask about it, and you can't get close, right?
Netizens themselves are not afraid of making trouble, and now that they see this scene, of course they have to upload it.
This upload, the Internet is happy.
"Look, what's going on again?"
"Hey, it's him again!"
"This person is so despicable, he shouts about sneak attacks, but he is really ruthless with his feet. ”
"What you are watching, it is all old videos, watch the latest ones, and you will understand what meanness is. ”
The sailors went to watch the new video.
In the new video, the "temporary workers" are armed with weapons and the people are retreating to their villages. At this time......
"Wang Mazi, you go to the village office and bring the basket. ”
"Take dung forks and hoes. ”
......
An old man stood up, he commanded the villagers, and this old man was the seventh uncle.
"Good!
The netizens who have praised the old man on the Internet and turned into a water army are almost all looking for men and women to vent their grievances on the Internet, and what they love to watch is resistance.
"Huh, what about the men in their village?" asked a netizen.
"Look! ”
I saw Lin Feng squatting on the big willow tree in front of the village, and when he saw the temporary worker coming, he stretched out his foot from the tree and kicked one unconscious.
"Haha! It's this buddy again, this buddy is a cow! Temp workers dare to kick it. ”
"No, it's a kick. ”
The Internet was chatting happily, and suddenly everyone was silent, they were watching nervously, because the remaining nine temporary workers directly surrounded the tree.
They were all worried about Lin Feng and hoped that Lin Feng could escape, but reason told them that one against nine, still armed with weapons, it was impossible to escape.
When the temporary workers sent people to climb the tree, everyone's hearts were in their throats. They hoped that no one would be able to climb trees, but they did it well.
Suddenly, another kick came out of the tree and kicked down......
"Kick down another one!"
"Thumbs up!"
"Thumbs up!"
......
For a while, the screen was full of "likes", and the Internet was jubilant.
At this time, the temporary workers pointed to the trees and scolded, obviously forcing Lin Feng to come down.
"It's stupid to come down! I really think I'm a fool! Do you understand what you call Yang Attack?"
"We are all military strategists! Every kick knocks over an enemy......"
The longer Lin Feng stayed in the tree, the more the temporary workers took him, and the more joyful he was on the Internet.
There was a stalemate for a while, and a temporary worker stepped back to drive.
"What is he doing here, is he going to run away?" asked the net.
However, they guessed wrong, only to see the temporary worker increase the accelerator, kick to the end, and hit the tree directly.
lost his voice on the spot, although he knew that the temporary workers had strong combat effectiveness, but they directly drove into it, which was still beyond everyone's guesses.
"Quick! Call the police!"
"Don't call the police from your own phone, call the public phone. ”
When it was reflected on the Internet, the car had been hit three times.
"Boom-"
The tree fell.
The loud sound, even if the person recording it was on the mountain, recorded the sound of the tree falling.
"It's over!" netizens "pulled" in their hearts, and they were arrested by someone.
"He's not in a tree. ”
"How did he get over there?"
I saw that Lin Feng had already appeared by the car at some point, grabbed the temporary worker, and dragged him out of the window. Go up on two feet and "bang bang". As soon as he threw them away, he ran to the village.
This run, the Internet is happy again.
"This guy is still so despicable, hit and run!"
"If you don't fight, run away, stay and wait to be beaten?" someone asked.
"Someone upstairs!"
"How do you know?"
"Heh, the fun of netizens, you don't understand. ”
"Look, they're starting to chase. ”
Lin Feng alone, they have eliminated half of them, where are the temporary workers doing, they immediately chased after Lin Feng.
By this time, the villagers had already come out armed. The rattan basket was their shield, directly protecting Lin Feng and blocking the pursuers.
"Huh, how's it going, what's going on?" someone on the Internet asked.
"You didn't see it just now!"
"No, I went to the public phone booth to call the police. ”
"Then you're in for a treasure. However, it doesn't matter, you can go back and see it, it's absolutely wonderful!"
After the man finished speaking, he was silent. The person filming had already come down from the mountain, and the sound could be heard closely.
And with the villagers armed, the temporary workers could not open the shield formation of baskets at all.
"Is this the three hundred vine armor army under Meng Huo?" someone asked in a low voice.
This is really amazing, if Lin Feng is a ghost wandering the battlefield, then the villagers are a "regular army".
The "shield" blocked, and the "spear" pierced. It's okay if the hoe hits, but once the dung fork is struck......
The "puppet army" fought by the "regular army" collapsed.
And when the seventh uncle yelled: "Back then, Lao Tzu commanded the villagers to fight Little Japan." You guys, it's not enough to see!"
The net was silent for a while, and then "boom", like exploding a pot.
"The old man is mighty!"
"The old man is majestic!"
Similar remarks popped up all at once.
The Internet is like an open pot, gurgling, bubbling and bubbling non-stop.
This small piece alone, a thousand, two thousand...... Ten thousand......
The number of people soon rushed to 20,000, and there were everyone. Some fast-moving tech nerds even began to edit videos, dressed Uncle Seven in the Eighth Route military uniform, and changed temporary workers into "pseudo-military uniforms".
With this tone on the Internet, it's never too big to make trouble, they're just afraid that the fun isn't big enough.
"It's late, it's late......"
The incident finally came to an end, and the police car drove to the scene.
"Who called the police? If you stand up, I promise not to kill you!"
As soon as the police car arrived, the Internet became lively again.
"Didn't you tell me to beat me?"
"Call you stupid, you still don't admit it. At that time, you were asked to fight, and that buddy was going to suffer. Isn't he suffering now?"
"Well, don't blame him. How did he know that buddy was so awesome, fighting a dozen of them. ”
"What kind of eyes are you guys looking at? This is obviously the whole village, okay?"
"Okay, don't be poor. Now that the police are here, what should I do?" someone asked.
"It's okay, there are so many people, this is a mass incident, and the police can't arrest them all!"
[Thanks to "Nineteen Squares" for the tip]