Chapter 466: The Rain Stops Beast Breathing
Hong Ming's heart was already frightened and he was in a cold sweat, and when he heard Lin You's cool words, he was angry on the spot: "Damn, draw an arc, draw your sister!
Lin You was stunned for a moment, and then smiled calmly: "Hey, big brother, I'm a robber and you're a hostage, so you have to save me some face." In front of so many beauties, you scold me with my mantra, where is the majesty of my robbers in the future. ”
Hong Ming looked at the screen in front of him without looking back: "Damn, I'm sorry, I forgot about it when I was excited!" There was no trace of sincerity in his tone: "If you come to drive the boat, I will apologize to you." ”
"Damn, forget it! I'm a person who does big things, and you naturally do such a small thing as driving a boat!" Lin You waved his big hand with a serious face: "As long as you drive the boat and escape this catastrophe safely, I will forgive you." If you can't hide from it, I won't hear you apologize! Your sister, a boatman is a boatman, both rude and disrespectful!"
Lian Xin couldn't help but laugh out loud on the side.
Although the situation was dangerous, this joke made everyone's hearts feel much easier.
"Boom!" a dark shadow struck diagonally, knocking the ship away.
It's good now, the Five Elements Boat has been played by the demon beast as a ball again.
"Damn, it's you who distracted me!" Obviously, he didn't dodge, Hong Ming turned his head and yelled at Lin You without blushing or heartbeat.
Knowing that the Five Elements Boat would not be good, Wei Jia covered his mouth and snickered and looked at Lin You.
"Damn!" Lin You originally wanted to jump up, but as soon as he wanted to get off the ground, his body was out of control, and he forcibly stopped his body and shouted at Hong Ming, "Your sister, obviously your skills are not up to par, are you embarrassed to rely on me!
"Damn, I've been galloping on the sea with broken wings for a hundred years, and my skills are not up to par. Hong Ming glared and said, "It's you who distracted me by talking, and you let everyone comment!"
As soon as Lin You turned around, everyone was nodding secretly, obviously supporting Hong Ming's statement.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is a robber, aren't you afraid of me!" Lin You glared.
The women looked at Lin You and felt very funny, although the hull of the ship was rolling, but everyone's fear was much less.
"Your sister, you have been galloping on the sea with folded wings for a hundred years, you are embarrassed to say!" Lin You saw that everyone did not support him, turned his head and said to Hong Ming: "You are just shrinking within a thousand miles, not Lao Tzu, you can see such a scene, gallop, gallop a fart!"
"Lao Tzu... Lao Tzu ......" Hong Ming blushed and snorted for a long time without coming up with a rebuttal: "Damn, you can do it, you can open it!"
Lin You was proud: "Damn, I'll open it, what do I want you to do? I didn't learn anything along the way, but I learned Lao Tzu's mantra and the fat man's shamelessness." ”
"Your uncle!" Wei Jia glared: "You quarrel with you, it's my bird business." ”
"Don't quarrel with the old lady, the boat is about to fall overboard, ready to escape! Quarrel with the old lady again, slap your face!" Lian Xin let out an angry roar, and the momentum was shocking.
Everyone's eyes widened and they looked at Lianxin.
Lian Xin glared at Hong Ming: "What do you see, I haven't seen a beautiful woman, drive your boat!"
Hong Ming turned his head and hurriedly stared at the screen in front of him.
The boat fell into the water, Hong Ming quickly ran the second line of water and wood, and the five-element boat flashed and jumped out of the gap on the left.
Lin You walked towards Lianxin: "Wife, you are not well-behaved, you are rude!"
"It's thousands of years old, it's not ashamed, when do you still have the heart to quarrel, it's really ignorant!" Lian Xin glared at Lin Youjiao and said angrily.
Lin You smiled: "It's nothing, man, it's just a matter of arguing a couple of sentences to relieve tension at a critical moment, the more we quarrel, the closer we are, it's okay." Saying that, he looked down at Luo Xiang, whose face was a little pale, and said: "Boy, you are a holy spirit beast, or you go up and deter these demon beasts, you can drive away as much as you can, and we can escape." ”
Luo Xiang's body took a step back suddenly, and looked at Lin You like an idiot: "Damn, you old man can really speak, what's the situation outside, you actually want me to go up!"
"Aren't you able to communicate!" Lin You said with a smile.
Luo Xiang glared: "You can fucking communicate, why don't you go out and try!"
"Isn't it true that I can't deform, I don't look like a demon beast, it wouldn't be good if I was killed by mistake!" Lin You looked serious: "You are an authentic holy spirit beast, go out and scare them!"
"Scare your sister!" Luo Xiang rolled his eyes: "Don't you think they have no reason at all now, to tell you the truth, this day has changed, I myself feel a sense of restlessness and restlessness, if I didn't try to control it, I'm afraid I'm going crazy like a monster outside." ”
"Fuck! You're not!" Lin You took a step back: "Brother, if you can't control it, I'll throw you out in advance." ”
"Damn!" Luo Xiang rolled his eyes, closed his eyes, and ignored Lin You.
All around, there was thunder, rain, and the roar of demon beasts, mixed with the roar of the wind, and five days passed in a blink of an eye.
In the past five days, the sea has been full of manic demon beasts, and the Five Elements Boat has also been intercepted by demon beasts and ravaged more than a dozen times, and now it is shuttling between the demon beasts.
When the lightning continued, Lin You looked to the rear, and he could vaguely see the demon beasts that had lost the trace of the Five Elements Boat in the rear, and then roared angrily and killed each other.
And after many bumps, everyone seems to be used to it, for all kinds of dangers are not strange, when the boat is moving, everyone sits on the ground and has a laugh, when the boat is intercepted by the monster, everyone stands up hand in hand, there is no panicked look on the face, some look at the outside scene, some continue to laugh.
Lin You couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, the girls are really big-hearted, seeing that there is no danger, it is really a tourist.
And these days, the relationship between the women and Lianxin has become closer and closer.
Not only Lianxin's side, but the relationship between Lin Youweijia and Hong Ming gradually warmed up in the quarrel.
However, what puzzled Lin You was that Hong Ming and Wei Jia were on the same front, as long as they scolded, the two would work together to target Lin You.
Lin You was very depressed and asked Hong Ming for advice, and Hong Ming said something that made Lin You Dan feel painful.
"Master Wei is a great master, a rare genius, and the Grand Duke is selfless and follows you with nothing, a true man with affection and righteousness, I naturally have to respect it!" The respect on Hong Ming's face is by no means fake: "And you, my cultivation is lower than me, but I can't beat you; just building a boat is more than 10,000 times stronger than the professionals who run boats in my life; the most annoying thing is that you look weak and can't help the wind, you don't have any manliness at all, and you actually have two wives who are like flowers and jade, but I and Wei Shi are really men like bachelors, where is the reason, God is unfair!" You have taken advantage of you in all aspects, if you don't even have the right to scold you, what's the point of living at this age!"
Lin You was dumbfounded for a long time after hearing this, and looked at Wei Jia, who had a smug face, and made a decision, Brother will ignore you in the future.
Ten days later, the wind outside gradually slowed down, and Luo Xiang walked over.
"The wind and rain will pass, the monsters will gradually subside and disperse, we have to find a place to hide. Luo Xiang's complexion has improved a lot, and some of the original pale smiling faces have become red and cute.
Lin You nodded: "Brother Hong, you just do what this kid says!"
Luo Xiang grinned at Lin You: "Brother-in-law, I'm going up, go back to the house and rest." ”
Lin You nodded: "Go ahead!"
When Luo Xiang turned to leave, the obscenity in his eyes flashed, and Lin You saw it clearly.
"Wife, I want to ask you something!" Seeing Luo Xiang leaving, Lin You came to Lian Xin and Ye Shui'er's side: ""The underwear is all put away, right?" Luo Xiang's expression when he left showed that this guy went to sweep the underwear.
Lian Xin and Ye Shui'er blushed, and Lian Xin said coquettishly: "Why are you asking this?"
"It's nothing, Luo Xiang went up, I'm afraid he stole it!" Lin You looked serious.
Lian Xin smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I don't believe what you said, Luo Xiang will be this kind of person!"
Lin You nodded: "Trust me, I understand him, he is." ”
"Put it away, don't worry!" Lian Xin didn't bother to pay attention to Lin You, and said casually and pulled Ye Shui'er away.
Alas, daughter-in-law, sooner or later the underwear will not be guaranteed. Lin You hesitated for a while, whether to tell his daughter-in-law about peeking at the female cultivators taking a bath and stealing underwear with Luo Xiang back then.
Three days later, the ship came to a complete standstill, the sky gradually cleared, and raindrops scattered on the sea.
The monsters gradually regained their composure, and their bodies sank to the bottom of the sea.
Lin You peeked at the corpses of many demon beasts that had died on the sea, but they were all taken away by the surviving demon beasts, which caused Lin You a burst of heartache, these are thousands of crystal beads.
The demon beasts dispersed, and the Five Elements Boat started with all its strength and moved forward quickly.
Deviated from the starry sky mark for a long time, Lin You was very depressed in his heart, when will he be able to reach the Renyuan Continent like this.
Everyone was in a good mood, except for Wei Jia and Hong Ming in the control room, everyone else was on the deck enjoying the scenery.
Luo Xiang suddenly walked to Lin You's side with a serious face, and whispered, "Brother-in-law, we are surrounded." ”
Lin You was stunned: "How can there be?"
"Underwater!" Luo Xiang said with a straight face: "Underwater, sneaking at the same speed as us, it has surrounded us." ”