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Tang Sen said indignantly: "Squeak!" (The same fart, this Nima is no longer a normal human being, okay.) Sister Zhu showed you a photoshopped picture, right?)

No, this guy Zhu Bajie is definitely a super landmine, with her in the team, she will bring all the other girls bad, and she will definitely bring them bad, I must find an opportunity to take Zhu Bajie off and let this guy stop messing around. This picture makes an experienced girl laugh at best, but if you let a girl who is completely ignorant of this knowledge see it, it doesn't scare them to death?

Sure enough, the rat spirit glanced at the lower half of the fake Tang Sen's body, and was immediately half frightened: "It turns out that the man's little friend looks like this? Oh my God! You're definitely not normal, right?"

Fake Tang Sen said calmly: "What nonsense? This is the standard size of mine, at least ninety percent of men are this size." ”

The rat spirit exclaimed, his face suddenly turned pale, and he secretly thought: This is too huge, if this is the size of a normal man, then ...... That...... That means that every woman has to accept this kind of thing in order to have a baby? Oh my God! I ...... There's no room for anything like this in my place, I'm an abnormal woman? I'm too small there? I'm the legendary Stone Maiden!

The so-called stone girl is an ancient noun that refers to a woman who is born with no OOXX.

In modern terms, it refers to congenital deficiency of the Ying tract or atresia of the Ying tract.

This is not a disease to be happy about, and it is a misfortune for women, both modern and ancient......

After looking at the huge and exaggerated little friend of the fake Town, the rat spirit did not suspect that the thing was a fake, but suspected that there was something wrong with his physiology, which was the legendary stupid and naïve. A woman who can untie a man's belt will definitely not be deceived.

She fell to the ground with a pop, unable to move for half a sound, it seemed that she had been hit hard, but after half a sound, she got up strongly: "My own business is not important, now rescuing my stepmother and sister-in-law is the most important thing." It doesn't matter if I'm a stone girl or not, anyway, I will become a wanted criminal in Heavenly Court in the future, and I guess I won't be able to get married. From now on, I will live with my mother and sister. ”

She stood up and waved her hand, and the fake Tangsen that was turned into her shoes also changed, and now it also has a lower body, just like Sun Wukong's fake Tangsen with his hair, with a Big Mac-level friend.

Tang Sen looked at these two fakes whose upper bodies were exactly the same as themselves, but whose lower bodies were completely unreliable. I also want to cry without tears...... On the stall, teammates like Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, except for looking up to the sky and sighing "squeak", what else can they do?

The rat spirit said to Sun Wu's fake Tang Sen with empty hair: "Okay, you can go back to the cell." ”

The fake Townsend pretended to be very sad and angry, and walked slowly back to the cell.

The rat spirit carefully looked at his shoes again, pinched him, slapped him a few more times, and muttered, "As a stone girl." I probably won't be able to get in touch with men anymore, maybe...... This man is the only man I've ever been in close contact with in my life. It's ironic. ”

After saying this, she suddenly leaned on the fake Townsend and muttered, "Hey, my shoes, if I can't marry in the future, I will live with you for the rest of my life." Okay?"

The shoes became fake, and Townsend did not speak or move.

The rat spirit suddenly shed tears again: "Don't be proud here, you are just my shoes, who will live with a pair of shoes for the rest of your life? ”

The shoes became fake, and Townsend still didn't speak, didn't move.

Townsend looked a little dumbfounded in the corner of the room...... The mosquito that Sun Wukong turned into whispered in his ear: "This female monster is still full of sensuality." Hahaha, okay, let's continue to watch the excitement, tomorrow follow her to the top of the crooked neck mountain to watch her negotiate with the Jade Emperor, and when they were halfway through talking, we suddenly appeared, I don't know how wonderful her expression will be. ”

Tang Sen glared at her angrily and said, "Squeak!"

Tang Sen rested under the bed of the rat spirit for half the night in the posture of a mouse, while Sun Wukong kept the posture of a mosquito and slept in Tang Sen's ears.

When it was almost dawn, the rats on the bed moved, and the old wooden bed creaked, and then a pair of jade feet got off the bed and fell in front of the bed.

As soon as Tang Sen wanted to poke his head out from under the bed to look, he was tapped by Sun Wukong: "Don't go out, the rat spirit girl has just gotten up to change her clothes, do you want to go out and take a peek at this time?" ”

Townsend Khan, well, it was indeed negligent, and this is the time when you shouldn't be messing around. But...... This girl once forcibly picked off her clothes, and almost looked at herself, even if she went out to see it at this time, that is, a draw, it's not too much, right?

After waiting quietly under the bed for a while, the rat spirit had already changed her clothes, and she reached out to pick up the fake Townsend that her shoes had turned into, and walked out of the hole. Tang Sen and Sun Wukong hurriedly followed behind and followed her.

I saw the mouse spirit flying straight to the top of the crooked neck tree, and the top of the mountain was already full of heavenly soldiers and generals, Li Jing was once again hung on the tree, next to Li Jing, there was also a little Lori, and when I looked at it, it was the third prince of Nezha.

Tang Sen Daqi: "Have you found Nezha?" When he said this, he realized that he could actually speak human words, and it seemed that after a night's rest, the effect of turning into rat poison was weakening, and he would soon return to human form.

"No, I didn't find it. Sun Wukong grinned and said, "That's a six-eared macaque." ”

Only then did Tang Sen realize that it was another Sun Wukong who had changed.

The relationship between these two Sun Wukong has been getting better and better recently, after all, they are the same person, they have the same temperament, they play together every day, and it is strange that their feelings are not good, but the two of them still insist that they are Sun Wukong, and the other person is a six-eared macaque, only this principle is absolutely unyielding.

Tang Sen thought secretly: It seems that the idea of the rat spirit girl using the fake Tang Sen to exchange hostages is indeed right, because the Jade Emperor's side does not plan to change people in a proper manner, and both sides have left a hand, but it is a pity...... The weak are weak after all, although the mouse spirit girl has tried her best, she was still calculated by Sun Wukong, it's too pitiful! For the sake of her being Li Jing's daughter, after the misunderstanding is resolved, let's comfort her a few words.

At this time, the mouse spirit girl had already flown to the top of the mountain with the fake Tang Sen, and was far away from Zhang Duxue.

She looked at it, not only Li Jing was hanging on the tree, but also Nezha, and a flash of joy flashed on her face: "Mother, sister, are you all safe?"

Li Jing said angrily: "Of course it's safe, if you don't mess around, I'll be safer." ”

The fake Nezha also said: "I'm fine, let's exchange hostages to save us." ”

The mouse spirit girl couldn't see that Nezha was a fake, her Taoism was not enough, where could she see through Sun Wukong's change technique, and when she saw that her mother and sister were safe, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Okay, Jade Emperor, let's exchange hostages." ”

When Zhang Duxue saw Tang Sen holding the rat spirit girl hostage, she also looked anxious, and said, "Okay, hurry up and change it, and return Tang Sen's classmate to me." ”

Both women are anxious to get back to the person who is most important to them, and they can't wait, and their bodies are moving forward.

Just as the two sides were getting closer and closer, the mouse spirit girl suddenly thought of something, and shouted urgently: "Slow, you are the Jade Emperor, there are many capable people at hand, I need to verify the integrity of my mother and sister before I can return Tang Sen to you." ”

Zhang Duxue also woke up, and secretly thought: Yes, I asked someone to become Nezha to deceive her, and she can also find a monster to become a fake classmate Tangsen to deceive me, she also said: "Okay, I also want to verify the identity of classmate Tangsen." ”

The mouse spirit girl said: "Okay, I'll be generous, let you check it first, see it clearly, this is your boyfriend, if it's fake." After she said this, she grabbed the collar of the fake Townsend and tore it to both sides, and the fake Townsen's clothes were torn apart, revealing his shirtless upper body......

Zhang Duxue suddenly sweated profusely: "What are you doing, why are you picking up classmate Tang Sen's clothes?"

"Aren't you going to have a physical examination?" The mouse spirit girl said: "You are boyfriend and girlfriend, when Qingqing and I were young, we must have been very familiar with each other's bodies, you take a closer look, the moles, birthmarks, and the shape of the bones and muscles on his body, and see if there are any fakes." Oh, do you think it's not enough to just look at the upper body? Then pick up your pants and look at the lower body, that must be familiar to you......"

Zhang Duxue's pretty face suddenly turned red into the color of pork liver, fortunately there was a masked towel to block it, otherwise the dignified Jade Emperor would be embarrassed on the spot. She hurriedly defended: "Don't talk nonsense there, say something shameless, widow...... The widow and Tang Sen's classmates are innocent, so they are not familiar with his body. You...... You...... You female monster is shameless!"

"Come less. The rat spirit girl shook her head and said: "If it weren't for a certain degree of intimacy, you would put your figure so low for a man? Will you come to negotiate with my little monster? I see that you already have his child in your belly, so you will come so desperately to rescue the child and his father, don't pretend, hurry up and inspect the goods." ”

Zhang Duxue was sweating profusely, but fortunately, the heavenly soldiers and generals brought out this time were all fakes painted by Ma Liang, without intelligence, and they were no different from robots. If the real heavenly soldiers and generals heard such shameless words, she would simply not have to be a human being, and she would be happier to die on the pillar.

She didn't bother to explain it to this female monster anymore, and the more she explained this kind of thing, the more she couldn't explain it, so let her think about it.

She was ashamed to answer that she didn't dare to look at Tang Sen's shirtlessness, and even if she did, she didn't know if it was true, how to inspect it? (To be continued.) )