Fourth, 16, cute, don't be verbose
Updated at 8 a.m. β
"I ...... I also know that I am a bit verbose, so I have never been able to get married...... But......" The corners of the Demon Heaven's mouth were surging with blood, and he said dismally: "But...... It's just a little verbose, will it also lead to death? Being a woman is so unpleasant, I can be regarded as a standard......"
"No, no, no, I don't think the reason they want to kill you is because you're verbose. Tang Sen said to the Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable in his arms with a bitter face: "I said how naΓ―ve you are this woman?
"To ...... Want...... Kill me?" Demon Tianzun burst into tears: "Sure enough, it's because I'm too long-winded." β
"I'll rub it, this has nothing to do with verbose, okay?" Tang Sen went crazy: "You've been inadvertently involved in their conspiracy, you guys don't understand it at this moment?"
"Conspiracy?" Demon Wandering Tianzun's face showed embarrassment: "I'm sorry, since I was born, I don't understand conspiracy very well, like those novels with a lot of conspiracies, I can't understand it at all, I need someone to help me explain it in great detail, so I can figure out what the bad guys are doing." For a detective film like "Famous Detective Conan", even after watching the final case analysis and listening to Conan's explanation, I still can't understand what happened. β
Townwend: "......"
Well, it turns out that this guy is a super stupid person, and Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat: "Okay, I'll also analyze it for you." β
Tang Sen pointed to himself and said, "Actually, I am a good person and have never done anything bad. However, I seem to be the key point of a certain event, as for what the specific event is, I am not sure yet, but it is speculated to be related to the contradiction between Heavenly Court and the Great Lei Yin Temple, and then. There's a group of conspirators who want to kill me and use my death to accomplish some kind of conspiracy. Those conspirators are the twenty-eight nights in front of you, and the platinum star or something. They carried the Jade Emperor on their backs and kept trying to take my life, and when we were fighting, you somehow ran out to help them. It's just enough to help them, if you plan to kill me, they won't turn against you, they will pretend to be friends with you, but if you want to save my life, they will never allow it, and as a result, it will be like this......"
Jiaomu Jiao clapped his hands: "Haha, the explanation is really good." Tang Sen, your kid's IQ is really high, we have never revealed any information to you, but you can guess so much just by figuring it out on your own, which is quite remarkable. β
Tang Sen felt that he had explained very clearly, and even Jiaomu Jiao praised him for saying it well, but he didn't expect it. Demon Demon Tianzun was still at a loss: "Why? Why do I have to kill my mouth if I save your life? Why don't I just keep your life alive?"
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong and other girls: "......"
Twenty-Eight Nights: "......"
Townsend grabbed her by the collar and shouted, "Damn, because even if I die, you'll tell me about it!"
"Why are they sure I'm going to tell it? It's something that is uncertain about what will happen, and I might not say it if it doesn't kill my mouth. Demon Wandering Tianzun said very seriously: "There is a logical problem with your analysis. β
"Poof!" everyone vomited blood together, and you have a logical problem. No wonder you can't read Conan.
"Can you use your brain a little?"
"It was because I worked so hard to use my brain that I found out that there was a logical problem with this matter. Demon Wandering Tianzun said very seriously: "Why are you sure I will say it?" uh...... I want to think about it...... Yes...... I see......"
She suddenly became depressed again: "Sure enough, it's because I'm too verbose and talk too much, so others think I'm a person who will talk things around, so they want to kill me." Really. The original cause of the incident was that I was too long-winded. β
Everyone sweated together: Nima, even if you are not a verbose person, this situation will kill your mouth, this has no necessary connection with whether you are verbose or not, do you have the ability to think logically?
Jiaomu Jiao couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted: "Okay, don't listen to this woman's nonsense, if I listen to it again, I feel like I'm going to become an idiot, let's hurry up and work, damn it, let's die, it's simple and clear, don't make it so troublesome." β
The Chambering Fire Pig and the Void Sun Rat hurriedly shouted, "Boss, you promised us to leave that woman for us to play with in one breath, but don't forget." β
Jiaomu Jiao said: "Don't worry, didn't you see that woman was seriously injured and didn't die? After completing the main goal first and cleaning up Tang Sen and his party, I will hand her over to you to play slowly." β
The room fire pig and the void sun rat were overjoyed, looked at the elegant face of the Demon Tianzun, showed a lewd face, and said nonchalantly: "Little girl, you wait, after killing Tang Sen and them for a while, let's slowly hurt you, hehehe." β
Demon Heaven's face changed, and it wasn't until this moment that she finally figured out who the bad guy was.
However, this unreliable guy was still verbose at this point, and she said with a blank face: "I have a problem, why are you targeting me? Aren't there many other women here? Aren't Huang Mei, Rat Spirit, Tiger Girl, and Li Jing all beautiful women? Why are you targeting me? Didn't you think I was verbose just now? And said that no one likes a woman like me and can't get married, this is ...... It's not logical......"
"Poof!" everyone vomited blood and fell to the ground.
Jiaomu Jiao said weakly: "I really want to slap the girl to death, where do you have so many nameless words to say?"
Tang Sen couldn't help but cover his face, and whispered to the Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable: "Actually, the reason is very simple, as long as you are seriously injured and can't speak, you won't be able to speak at that time, and it looks okay when you don't speak." As for why you didn't choose the girl on my side, the reason is simpler, we are the target they must kill as soon as possible, and there is no room for loss, as for you, it was unplanned, so you can use it to play. β
"I see...... Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable said, "I finally understand, the twenty-eight nights are all bad guys...... This kind of bastard who made a declaration in broad daylight that he wanted to rape women...... It can't be a good guy anymore......"
"You know now, it's too late. Jiaomu Jiao sneered: "Seriously injured and dying, get out of the way obediently, wait a while, the fire pig and the void sun rat will come to hurt your ......"
Tang Sen gently lowered the delicate body of the Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable to the ground...... It is said that it is on the ground, but in fact, there is no ground, only a dark cosmic space. But the ground does still exist, and everyone is standing on a void of earth, and this feeling is too mysterious to describe in words.
"Lie still. Townsend sighed, "I already understand that you are not a bad person, so I will not allow them to do something excessive to you." I'll do my best to keep your innocence, but ...... If I can't beat them, then I will run away with all my might, and I won't necessarily be able to take care of you, if you want to blame yourself, you can blame yourself for running out just now and intervening to save this group of villains, you planted the cause yourself, and you got the effect yourself...... I can't blame anyone. β
Demon Wandering Tianzun said: "I understand, I also understand." You don't look like you're a bad guy...... However, the few times you touched my chest just now, I still have to settle accounts with you. There are a lot of good people like you in this world, who are usually upright and gentlemen, and do most of the things correctly, but occasionally they can't control their own ** and do some small bad things, such as peeking at the women's bathhouse. On the bus, I took advantage of the crowd to touch the buttocks of female passengers, and when I was shopping, the store found more change and ran away. Reading pirated novels...... I must warn you not to do evil for the lesser of evil...... To be a good person, you must be the best in all aspects, and don't be careless in the details. β
Townwend: "......"
Everyone: "......"
When has this been? This woman ......
Tang Sen simply took out a handkerchief from his arms, crumpled it into a ball, and stuffed it into the mouth of the Demon Wandering Heavenly Venerable: "Ya, so you don't have to listen to your nonsense." β
Demon Celestial Venerable: "Hmm...... Not...... Hmmmm...... Hmm...... Mmmmmm......mm 5,000 words are omitted here! οΌ
"Your mouth is blocked, and you're still talking?" everyone sweated: "Seriously injured, you can lie down with your eyes closed and recuperate." β
"Well, although something went wrong and the flow of the story was interrupted by an inexplicable woman, now that her mouth is gagged, we can finally move on to the plot. Jiaomu Jiao stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Sen: "The surname is Tang." Prepare to die. β
Twenty-eight Su urged the formation, only to see another meteor flying in the sky of the poor universe, dragging a long tail, straight towards Tang Sen's face door, with the ability of the Demon Heavenly Venerable, he was seriously injured immediately after receiving a blow from this thing, of course Tang Sen did not dare to take it hard, so he had to flash sideways, the meteor passed by him with a huge amount of heat, and the air seemed to be driven by it to burn, and he breathed into his lungs and felt that the entire respiratory tract was burning.
Good thing this thing doesn't turn around...... If it could track it, it would be troublesome. As soon as Tang Sen thought of this, he saw a large meteor suddenly appear in the stars, countless long tails, drawing silver lines in the black universe.
"Take it!!" shouted the Twenty-Eight Nights in unison.
A large number of meteors flew towards Tang Sen, and this time it was really powerful.
I don't know why, a song suddenly sounded in Tang Sen's mind: "Accompany you to watch the meteor shower fall on this earth, and let your tears fall on my shoulder......"
Mmmm, it's a romantic scene, the girls have to make a wish when they see a meteor!
Sister Xu, these meteors are all fatal, Tang Sen hurriedly stepped on the footwork of the dragon and the sea, desperately dodging, a meteor was almost brushed against the front chest, the corners of his clothes were burned, he quickly retreated, and another meteor fell on his head, Tang Sen hurriedly took a step forward, and the meteor crossed the back of his head, and his hair was almost scorched.
Left flash, right flash......
Three circles on the left and three circles on the right, twisting the neck and twisting the buttocks......
Follow me with a slow motion with my left hand and right hand, and a replay in slow motion with my right hand and left hand......
Tang Sen almost put all the eighteen appearances on display, and finally came out of the meteor shower, sweating profusely. (To be continued.) )
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