Since the founding of this dynasty, there has never been such a big mistake in the scientific examination room, all the candidates' papers have been dropped, resulting in a large area of grade errors, and even caused a riot among the scholars;

So where did this evil pen come from and how was it made?

"Don't ask Dao Ye, Dao Ye doesn't know, he doesn't care, and he doesn't care, and Yu Deputy Xie Yuan, you have such idle work, it's better to think about how to repay the money, according to nine in and thirteen out, these twenty taels of silver have been turned over, and now it is almost thirty-seven or eighty taels, and then round it off, forty taels of silver is not a small amount. ”

Yu Zhentie's face is blue, at this time, he can no longer be called a scholar, he should be called a tribute student, because under the rearrangement of Wang Taifu, the results of the talents were rearranged, although they could not satisfy everyone, but they were not bad, and the results of the re-discharge, this Brother Yu happened to take the second place.

No matter what form of exam, this second place is a more embarrassing ranking, the first place does not need to be mentioned, and the third place can also be said to be lucky, but the second place is not up or down, just like Tang Bohu, also known as Tang Jieyuan, the reason why his fame is so great, partly because he took the first place in the township examination, but most of the second place in the same period does not even know what the surname is≠; ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀

If the method of making that evil pen is revealed, the imperial examination system will inevitably collapse, and the imperial court will no longer have the means to select the best and the best, and the world will not be far from chaos. ”

The Taoist priest touched his chin and thought about it seriously, "Poor Dao really doesn't have one." ”

"You"

"You bully the scholar brother again," the ugly lady who was directing the servants to serve tea and food next to her pouted.

"Hey, I haven't settled accounts with you yet! Look at what you bought for Daoye!" Daoist Li pulled the ugly girl over, rubbed and kneaded her half-long hair, pinched and pinched, this matter of buying servants was finally solved, but you can look at who she bought, three old people, two strong women, and a brother and sister who are younger than her, they can't even wash their socks, and who serves who is not certain.

Say good looks, talk about good figures, Dao Ye, I almost gave away my life in order to earn more than 100 taels of silver, you just bought me these crooked melons and cracked dates, yes! People are refugees from Henan, but you don't have to take them home, you can help people in other ways, work is work, charity is charity, you score points; besides, even if you are a refugee, there is no good value in it? You have to pick some people who are not as good as yours, people are robbing the rich and helping the poor, and you are robbing the good looks!

Therefore, Daoist Li has been very angry these days, Daoist I am on the way to the peak of my life, how can you pile up stumbling blocks for me.

"And you! Before Your Excellency benefits one party, do you have to pay back the money first? If you do good deeds, you don't have to pay back the money? You play moral kidnapping!"

Although looking at the Taoist priest's eyes is like looking at a scum, as soon as he heard this, Yu Zhen's Jun couldn't help showing a trace of embarrassment, "I will pay you back this money as soon as possible." ”

"How many pieces are there as soon as possible? Daoye, I'm not a loan shark, but you have to understand the rules of nine in and thirteen out, and if you don't pay back, you can't afford to pay back your underwear, although you don't wear underwear. ”

"I'll pay back the scholar's brother!" The ugly lady squeezed her head out of Daoist Li's arms and hurriedly said.

"You can pull it down, your money is not snatched from the Taoist master, the left hand is changed to the right hand, and you can play finance at a young age," Li Daoshi continued to knead and twist, saying that although the ugly girl's face is still so individual, her skin is getting better and better, and it must be that the Taoist master is raising it well.

"However, Dao Ye is not an unreasonable person, now there is a job for you to do, three taels of silver each time, you only need to do it ten times even if you pay it off, how about it? ”

"As long as you don't steal or rob, and don't violate the laws of the imperial court, even if you pick up dung and chop firewood, it's no problem!" Yu Zhen said proudly.

"Okay! Dao Ye admires a backbone person like you, calculate the time is just right, you can come with Dao Ye. ”

Yu Zhen didn't know why, so he had to follow the Taoist priest to the backyard, but he saw a bunch of warblers and swallows inside, all of them were all kinds of richly dressed women, they were sitting on strange-looking leather chairs, drinking all kinds of fruit juice drinks, and they were holding a big umbrella on their heads to cover the daylight, and a few servants were pinching their legs, chatting and chatting, and the sound of the piano was wafting somewhere.

"The Taoist is here!"

"Daoist Li, we just finished worshipping Sanqing, this is your junior brother?"

"Such a handsome person, won't it be a Taoist priest, right?"

"When did there become an extra man in Jiafu?"

Most of the young ladies and women's eyes looked at Yu Zhen, no way, according to the ancient aesthetics, this one has reached the peak of figure + appearance, with a lofty spirit, a tall figure, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, well, only a little more handsome than Daoye.

After greeting these women with a smile, Daoist Li said: "Let me introduce to you ladies and young ladies, this is Yayuan of this township test, Yu Zhenyu Gongzi, this time Xiaodao specially invited to serve tea and water to you, talk and chat, of course, if you don't mind the other party's hands, you can also massage your hands and feet, you must not be polite to the poor Tao." ”

"Wow, it's not good to let this boy do such rude work, right?"

"And the other party is a nobleman, how dare the little women," a young lady with a mole on the tip of her nose and a bulging mouth with buck teeth deliberately shy.

"Everyone, don't worry, you let him say it himself, do you want to, do you agree?"

"Li Daoren, what do you want to do?" Yu Zhen suppressed his voice and gritted his teeth.

"What do I want to do, work, these female laymen who serve me, temples and Taoist temples are not full of people who do this kind of work, that is, unfortunate and bitter, and serve people well and tip rewards, what a good thing, the service industry is glorious!"

"But they're all women!"

"What's wrong with women? Women are just not people, since they have come here to worship, they are the distinguished guests of my Qingcheng faction! What's the matter, are you discriminating against women or against my Qingcheng faction? This really has to be said to me well!"

"You" Yu Zhen's face was red and white when he was said, just like a traffic light, and there was a tendency to turn around at any time.

"Oh, who just patted his chest and promised, as long as he didn't steal or rob, didn't violate the laws of the imperial court, he could pick up dung and chop wood? Why, now he retreated?" The Taoist priest sighed: "I won't stop you if you want to leave, but Yasheng once said that if you are poor, you will be good alone, and if you are good, you will help the world, Brother Yu, you can't even do it alone, how will you help the world in the future!"

"I'll do it!" Yu Zhen gritted his teeth: "But I've never seen such a brazen person as you!"

"You don't think you've seen it," the Taoist priest shrugged, "Actually, I haven't seen it either." ”

Watching this guy fall into the rouge pile, being molested by all kinds of teasers, all kinds of harassment, can't sit, can't stand, it's all kinds of relaxed and happy, it's amazing to have the blessing of literary luck and official luck, it's people like you who are bullied by the Taoist master;

It's strange to say, according to the character of the Taoist priest, he should immediately rush over and hug his thigh, but for some reason, he is not willing to pat the other party's ass, if it is the class gap between the sling and the rich and handsome, look at this Yu Zhen wearing a patched robe, maybe the value is not as good as him, this kind of moment should be the best opportunity to buy the bottom, it can only be said that there is no eternal enemy, no eternal friend, only eternal enemy.

No way, the baby is not open, the baby has a small emotion, the baby is upright, and the baby is not happy to hug his thighs.

However, the Taoist priest's gaze swept around, and he didn't see the familiar shadow, somehow, he felt a little lost in his heart, and saw that the fat woman, that is, Fu Yin's sister-in-law, was sitting next to him, so he pretended to be casual and asked: "Alas, madam, that Mrs. Dong hasn't been here recently." ”

"Oh, it seems that there are relatives with the same surname at her house, who are busy taking care of her, so she doesn't have time to come. The fat woman swallowed the last three pieces of pastry and said in contentment.

"Oh, I see," Daoist Li felt a little unhappy in his heart, if he was unhappy, then someone had to be unhappy, so he whispered: "I can't hide it, Poor Dao and Brother Yu are close friends, he told me, come here this time, the main reason is that the family is urging tightly, and he can't save face to find a matchmaker, so he asked me to help and want to make an appointment with a reasonable girl, otherwise people will come to do such rough work in the township, just kidding! ”

"Plump," the fat woman looked at her bucket waist and elephant legs, and was a little unconfident: "Am I a little too plump?"

"Then how can it be, your size, this figure, in ancient times, it was Yang Guifei, don't you believe it, didn't you see that he was secretly looking at us. ”

Yu Zhen was mainly looking at the Taoist priest with a murderous eye, but the fat woman believed it, her chin was lowered, her fat hands covered her cheeks, and she made a shy appearance: "Oh, how embarrassing it is, people's hearts belong to my brother-in-law." ”

"But I can't live up to the kindness of my son, this tribute, although he is not an official, but for the sake of his infatuation, he can barely accept it, I have to go and talk to him," the words changed, the fat woman hurriedly got up, and rushed up like a road roller, and the Taoist priest could even see Yu Zhen's eyes wide because of fright.

In the evening, these female monks left, Yu Zhen also left with a loveless expression on his face, and the Taoist priest could finally do serious things, for example, using the method taught by Emperor Wenchang to study the brass basin, no, it should be called a sinking basin.