Whether the fart is thorough or not depends on how much the lotus root eats, and whether the person has to run to the side and retch whenever he sees a lotus root in front of the table when he eats.

In the corridor just now, Xiaobai heard the shouting of several animals in the dormitory, and when he arrived at the door, he already understood what everyone was talking about.

I don't know how to do it.,It's a lot of work.,What happened today in the game is that the novice village agency has exhausted the calculations but missed Qingqing's life, and the incident is already boiling.,And there seem to be quite a lot of versions.。

And he happens to be the main character in all the versions, and everyone is amusing themselves with different versions.

"Hahaha, fuck it, I'm happy to kill Lao Tzu, I didn't expect that the goods to be tougher than Lao Tzu, hahahaha" I have to say that a few animals in the same dormitory as Xiaobai are very worthy of the title of livestock, and they are more vulgar than those from the cattle farm, especially the electric donkey.

This is Xiaobai's deep feeling when he heard the noise in the dormitory at the door.

The big name of the electric donkey is Yang Xiaowei, and the English name is Xiaowei Yang, in fact, this product is not Xiaowei, it is Dawei.

"Laugh again and make your big mouth pop, it is estimated that this kind of facelift technology in South Korea has not been tossed out, and the dormitory management regulations are written in red and black, and rabbits are not allowed in the dormitory" Xiaobai just walked in the door, quite unbearable.

It's not that Xiaobai is as pure as a lotus root, and he doesn't conspire with this group of muddy people, but he is very angry now, of course, he is actually very shy and feels very embarrassed, but he hides it very well, making it difficult for people to see the clues.

"Xiaobai, everyone is talking about you" Yang Xiaowei turned his head, and saw that it was Xiaobai who answered just now, and his bull-eyed eyes suddenly wilted, but he was still happy, and said with a smile.

"What's there to say, I'm not Yoshizawa Akiho's water girl."

Yang Xiaowei ranks second among nine people in a dormitory, and he usually doesn't even buy the boss's account, but he just looks at Xiaobai. I wanted to say that when everyone went offline, I only saw Xiaobai not in the dormitory, so I wanted to care about him.

But now Xiaobai is a little nervous, and everything in his ears seems to know that he is the fierce buddy they are laughing at loudly, and his tone is like eating gunpowder.

Everyone didn't care about him, and even Yang Xiaowei, who had the most violent temper, was very tolerable at this time.

After all, in their eyes, Xiaobai is a poor person who is determined to catch blind when he plays a game, and he is a poor person who lies on the screen without much. It seems that there have never been exceptions, and this time the situation is most likely the same. And he can still insist on playing any game and play with everyone, that is not able to stand the face of everyone, or the machine will definitely be smashed a long time ago.

Legend has it that the game blindness that is rare in 10,000 years is not easy to live, not to mention that you have to put your imbecile in front of people like a dish of vegetables for others to pick up. So everyone is very tolerant.

"Oh, third brother, you don't know, haha" Qiu Xiaobing answered, only half of the words were spoken, and he was already happy, and he fell next to the wall.

But his words finally gave everyone a start, and they saw that everyone was shocked, and then they spat and flew, and they cobbled together a funny story of a super big fool, a novice village selling blood biao scene and NPC set tasks, and the result was a stumbling hoove.

Not to mention, everyone is quite capable of storytelling, and although it is already 108,000 miles away from the matter itself, they can always justify themselves, and describe the big fool vividly and vividly.

At the end, Comrade Yang Xiaowei, nicknamed Electric Mule, also asked Comrade Xiaobai, who was blue-faced, "Third child, do you say this stupid coke is not happy?"

It's a coke, but if the person who talks about it talks about it in the right person's presence, it's not happy.

A little white classmate with a white face who was about to drip out of the water widened, trying to distinguish on the face of the electric donkey, whether this product was intentional or deliberate just now, for a long time, it didn't work, and then thought about it again, with the IQ of this product, it seems that it really can't do such a high-level thing.

Now I'm depressed, I can't drop the price and compare it with a mentally retarded person. If this product is energetic, evaluate our IQ to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience of the mentally handicapped to start a debate with himself, it will be a great deal of panic.

So he had to angrily spew out a sentence "The day he is the first".

Everyone listened to the question of the electric donkey, and waited for Xiaobai, who has always been the pioneer of the 318 dormitory in this aspect of harming people, to make a wonderful summary, but when they thought of waiting for such a sentence, they continued to look at the white face of the animal, and the matter suddenly guessed.

Or the electric donkey classmate is straightforward, "The third child, that product won't be you."

When he spoke, his eyes were like brass bells, and he had an unbelievable expression.

Who said that this seemingly straightforward thing is really mentally retarded, and he was a "big fool" in front, but now he has progressed to "that goods", at least he has left room for himself.

If you don't answer this, you can't answer it, you can't do it, she sulked, and Xiaobai's eyes when she looked at the electric donkey had a cannibalistic heart.

"Yes, it's the master."

In an instant, the dormitory was so quiet that you could hear the crisp sound of a needle falling on the ground, and everyone looked at the demon in their mouths with a frightened face, and lost their minds for a moment because the idol they worshipped suddenly became so real and close.

This is also easy to understand, if one day you spend 1,000 yuan to buy a ticket to a concert, only to find out that standing on that colorful stage and singing at the throat is the eldest sister who sells tofu flowers in the alley of your own street, you will also lose your mind.

After all, it was a loss of mind, not a violent death. After a while, laughter broke out, and everyone laughed heartbreakingly, tears and snot rolling down.

Fortunately, everyone's conscience is still clear, and the object of this ridicule happens to be the third child who has always loved each other, and he still knows how to converge. When the green tendons on the neck were erect like stallions one by one, it came to an end.

But in Comrade Xiaobai's opinion, it may also be that these animals laughed wildly just now, causing their blood pressure to rise too high and squeezing their heart muscles, so they couldn't change their breath, so they didn't dare to laugh anymore.

"Let's laugh hard, don't be leisurely, if you don't pay attention to a cerebral hemorrhage, myocardial infarction or something, maybe the state will give us a certificate of award, which says "Eliminate harm for the people", do you say yes?"

At this point, the story of 318 animals laughing at "the novice village is shocked to see a fierce brother" has finally come to an end.

After worshipping the five internal organs temple, everyone hurriedly reshaped their personal image and civilization construction, squatted in the pit and washed their handles, wiped their faces with their hands, and entered the game again.

Except for Xiaobai. It's not that he's frustrated, it's that this is the game setting, after the character dies, it takes 12 hours of gameplay before he can enter it again, and the time to switch to reality is 4 hours later.

There was nothing to say all night, when the east was slightly white, and the sun would still rise in the east, Xiaobai had already calmed down and sat on a bluestone slab two feet square and one inch thick.

This is a forest of shirts covering a wide area on campus, and the dew in the early morning has not subsided, so it looks wet, and Xiaobai didn't go to the remote and lonely place to drill, but just picked up a place on the edge of the woods that is relatively far away from the road to practice, otherwise it would be even more weird to be bumped into. In the more than half a year of cultivating here, Xiao Bai had never seen anyone else early in the morning. The chosen basement was relatively transparent around the perimeter, and although the moisture was heavy, it did not soak his loose clothes and trousers.

When the first sunrise appeared on the horizon, Xiaobai stood up, bowed reverently to the east, and then practiced.

This has been going on for sixteen years, and he has been practicing this nameless mental method since he was three years old. Now it's the nineteenth spring and autumn season, I don't know if it's the qualification problem in his grandfather's mouth, or if this set of mental methods itself is problematic, anyway, Xiaobai has never tasted the true qi in the old man's mouth, which is the internal qi operation in the usual sense.

The reason why Xiaobai is suspicious of the mantra is because he is already the fifth generation of their family to cultivate this thing, or it is not wrong to say that it is the third generation, because the second and fourth generations have not cultivated, that is, they will only cultivate in the next generation, and no one has refined anything.

Xiaobai was born with a very weak physique, and he can't even be described as weak, everyone who has seen him says that he is like a white crane, the muscles and bones under the white and tender skin and flesh are almost visible to the naked eye, thin and small, fortunately, he crossed over with three disasters and nine difficulties, and when he was three years old, his grandfather suddenly made a decision to set him as the fifth generation of the Xu family.

This is not that Xiaobai is extraordinary, combined with the words of Xiaobai's parents and his own analysis, Xiaobai believes that it is because he ate too much lotus root and tortoise shell fish when he was a child. In his father's words, the lotus root eats too much, and even the fart is transparent. With a slight extension, it is estimated that the meridians are also eaten thoroughly, and the soft-shelled turtle or something has the effect of consolidating the foundation and cultivating the yuan.

It's not that the Xiaobai family is very wealthy and can eat these things as meals three times a day, on the contrary, their family is a standard grassroots family, half a position lower than the poor peasants, just a pit peasant, or a proletariat with authentic roots. When his grandfather was young, he traveled to the north and learned a lot of crafts, and was captured by the Kuomintang and later captured by the people's army, so he simply went to the revolution. It is said that this is also a certain background, but the old man seems to be a little unprofessional, plus some luck, he was injured when the revolution was not successful, and later the injury recovered, so he simply never followed the footsteps of the revolutionary team, and went from village to village to pull up the banner of feudal superstition.

At that time, he was also alive and moist, fighting and dying all day long, and living today and not knowing tomorrow, so everyone believes this, and he has become a character within a radius of 100 miles, and there is nothing he doesn't know when he mentions his name. Later, when the revolution succeeded, of course, he did not have his share in rewarding meritorious deeds, but fortunately, he was not prosecuted for the crime of fooling the working masses, and out of the concern of the former revolutionary comrades, he was also given a good job in the county town.

But the old man didn't know if he was obsessed with ghosts, and it stands to reason that even if he was obsessed, he shouldn't be able to get lost on him, but the old man just didn't see the trend of the times, and ran home again after holding the iron bowl of rice for a few days, and continued his Tiangan Jiazi and the five elements of yin and yang to fool people, and it seemed that he was determined to fight against the people's power with the pointed hat of counter-revolution.

The vigorous red tide of the people can not be stopped by the old man, breaking the four old and destroying the four evils, the temple statue smashed is not left, and the colleagues who know the opportunity have also hidden their whereabouts, and honestly mixed in the toiling masses to eat a big pot of rice, not daring to show their skills at all, but they are afraid that they will not hide deep enough, so that people can pull out their own tails. But the old man no, relying on himself to be a hero of the revolution, still goes his own way, practicing medicine all day long, and arbitrarily judging yin and yang. But after all, life was not good, the toiling masses had the consciousness of fighting against the feudal remnants to the end, and the old man had no soil to continue feudalism, and later the cadres with red armbands could not bear it anymore, and implemented a liquidation dictatorship on him, and directly liquidated the old man into a pit peasant.

I don't know if it's because the old man is not all about gossip to confuse the public, and seeing a doctor to save people really has some effect, or if he can't bear to drive the former revolutionary comrades into a dead end, after all, he didn't lock the old man in the cowshed and put a straw mark to fight. But the old man's whole family was afflicted by the old man's scourge, and as soon as they were liquidated, they were excluded from the red regime by the people, acting like lonely ghosts and ghosts, and left to fend for themselves.

At that time, all land and resources were nationalized, and once they were marginalized, it was a situation where there was no food, no pasture and no land, and the whole family had no food or clothing. So the old man finally stopped, and no longer shouted against the feudal banner.

Although there is no rice and no food, the old man's family secretly digs lotus root and catches shrimp in the river and pond in the middle of the night. It's not all because the neighbors are grateful for the old man's good past, at that time people's thinking was still very simple, not like modern people dare to put anything in their mouths, in addition to lotus roots, fish and shrimp, turtles, turtles, loaches, yellow eels and other things dare not eat, just cheap old man with broad knowledge.

Although it was not necessary to pay for medical treatment under the red tide of the people, the level of medical care at that time was limited after all, and it was very remarkable to have a doctor in a large village, as long as it could ensure that the needle was inserted within two or three times during the infusion, it was already thanks to the party and the people for sending such a good doctor. The common cold and fever are just that, but there are still many diseases that even the village and town hospitals do not have the rule of law, and the traffic was very inconvenient at that time, and the road was all on two feet, and it took a day or two to take the patient to the county hospital a hundred and ten miles away, and it would take a day or two to go back and forth on the road, not to mention whether the patient could stand the bump on the way.

And the people at that time were not so pure, especially those who could wear red armbands, which was a set of rules. If you are sick, you want to go to the county hospital to see a doctor, that is, it will occupy the limited public tool resources of the whole team members, and it will also be escorted by labor, and the loss will be shared with anyone, in other words, why can you take advantage of our people, this is the selfish feudal poisonous ideology, and the revolution is not thorough enough. Of course, if one of their relatives and friends is sick, out of the revolutionary regime's concern for the working masses, they can still go to the township or county town for medical treatment.

The living can't be suffocated by urine, let alone watch their relatives die and wait for death, so under the cover of night, someone secretly knocked on the door of the old man's house with salt, sugar, and cotton cloth in his arms to seek medical treatment, which is equivalent to indirectly helping the family through the most difficult years.

Xiaobai's life is good, when he was born to catch up with the wave of reform and opening up, without the hard life of his fathers, but also still lack a little fire, at that time although the shareholder wind blew up but for a while and a half will not blow to his hometown, fortunately the people are not so dictatorial to his family, the old man has been practicing medicine for many years, and the villagers have acquiesced to their family in the Yantang River ditch to open up and plant the grain of the land. It's just that the whole family adds up to more than a dozen mouthfuls, and there are not many of them distributed to each person. From the time Xiaobai's mother conceived him, to the time he grew up to be five or six years old, the main ration for subsistence was the turtle king Bajia lotus root.

It can be said that the Xiaobai family may be the first family in China to implement self-cultivation, but this pride has never been found in the children in the old man's life. Later, the wave of reform came over, and everyone knew that the turtle king was a good thing, and Xiaobai also lost this blessing. By mistake, Xiaobai was able to strengthen his bones and bones, and among his three children and grandchildren, he met the requirements of the old man to choose a successor, and learned this nameless exercise.

said that it was taught, but in fact, it was actually passed on to Xiaobai, because the old man, the old man, didn't come up with a reason for cultivating this exercise, and of course he couldn't give any guiding advice. But the way of gods and ghosts has taught him a lot, Xiaobai can read the Tao Te Ching at the age of seven, and he can read the Huang Ting at the age of nine, and the old man still works this background.

The old man led the way into the door, and practiced in person.

Xiao Bai usually thinks about this set of exercises, as long as he can see the exercises on the roadside stalls and on the Internet, he buys a copy back, compares and figurs it out, and after a long time, there are still a few big boxes at home in addition to wiping his buttocks. It's not that his parents support him, it's just that his parents feel that they have suffered a loss of ignorance in this life, so they can only work hard to eat in the ground, not wanting their children to suffer this crime again, and seeing that their children love to read, they buy it as they like. The children are also still competitive and have good academic performance, so they are more supportive, and they don't care much about what they buy.

Later, Xiaobai went to college, online novels were popular, and he didn't read many spiritual novels, but after pondering, he never dared to try to draw a gourd indiscriminately, and he only practiced his nameless exercises step by step.

It's not that there is no gain, after picking and choosing, Xiaobai chose a relatively reliable Taijiquan and practiced hard for a while, but in the end he could only not know. Xiaobai believes that Taijiquan can be practiced, but the crux of the problem is that not to mention the several popular versions of Taijiquan in the world are difficult to distinguish between male and female, and a set of kung fu with bare body movements without mantras is really difficult to convince him who has been practicing the exercises for more than ten years.

Tai Chi without mantra can only be regarded as a physical skill, which is an external skill, and there is no difference between broadcasting gymnastics and sanda hands and feet.

After combining wild history and novels, Xiaobai deduced that Zhang Sanfeng should have reached the state of martial arts, which is why it can be verified that he has lived more than 200 years old and achieved extraordinary sanctification in the eyes of ordinary people. As for whether he later formed a golden pill and further stepped into the realm of land immortals, so that the longevity was longer, and the various great powers and abilities of the earth immortals were no longer known to ordinary people, and they could not be verified.

Now that there is a factual basis, this has strengthened Xiaobai's determination to continue practicing, after all, there are still five years to go, as long as there is a sense of qi in the meridians before the second natal year, there is hope.

Swallowing and breathing, fists and feet flying, when the first rays of sunlight shine into the woods, Xiaobai has finished his efforts and stood still. Looking at the rising sun in the east, Xiaobai sighed for a while.

When Xiaobai stood up from the stone slab again, he had already swept away the gloom on his face, and started a set of loose hand boxing techniques. This is a habit that Xiaobai has developed since he was fifteen years old, and every time he finishes his work, he will meditate for half an hour, and then play a set of boxing or palm techniques taken from the side of the road, which not only vents the depression in his chest, but also plays a role in exercising his body and strengthening his muscles and bones.

The golden sunlight shone into the woods and shone on Xiaobai's energetic face.

When Xiaobai returned to the dormitory, the roommates also got up and scribbled breakfast while chatting about all kinds of anecdotes and opinions in the game. College life is wonderful, at least skipping school no one will let you ask your parents. The schoolwork is easy, and there is not much extracurricular homework, so reading a book for half an hour is enough to deal with.

But everyone didn't seem to be at all leisurely, everything they did was like a war, Trek was resolute, and after cleaning up, he smashed himself to the bed with a tiger jump, and then took the game equipment and entered the game.