Chapter 32 The Past of the Water
Shui Chung burped and continued: "He originally wanted to kill me, but then he changed his mind and stopped killing me, saying that he would torture me every day until he died. Hahahaha. He took me up to a mountain, what kind of mountain? Not to mention any mountain, in short, it was a mountain, and there was a village on that mountain, and he called me in the village every day, calling me back and forth, calling me like a dog, and as long as I was a little inconsiderate, he would punch and kick me, and scold, only to beat me all over my body, and he stopped after half my life, after all, he still wanted to keep me to serve him, but he was too vicious. Gradually, however, he thought I was slow, so he occasionally taught me some kung fu to make me work faster and save him from being angry. That wicked man always started beating me, I was really scared by him, since he wanted to teach me kung fu, in order to suffer less, I naturally practiced desperately, just to suffer less sin. Hey, those days were still people's lives! Miserable! You say I'm miserable or not! Hahahaha. ”
Shaking his head, he said: "Later, when I became an adult, he took me everywhere to prostitute wives and daughters, burning, killing and robbing, killing ten people every day, and he killed all over the villages near the left, just like a commonplace, killing people without blinking." Of course, women and silver are always the best, hehe, I had fun at the time. Hey, hey, hey. Alas, enjoyment is enjoyment, but the wicked man still tortures me every day, not only humiliating me, as if I owe him something in my life, it is really evil enough. Suddenly one day, haha, the opportunity finally appeared, he actually practiced and went crazy, I really came to the time, began to walk lucky, I immediately took the opportunity to kill him, cut off his head, and escaped down the mountain overnight. The mountain was very steep, and if it weren't for the fact that I had learned so much in kung fu over the years, I was afraid that it would have been a problem to even go down the mountain, but fortunately, I would have finally made it down safely. Hahahaha. After this escape from death, I really soared, people said, 'Eat hard, you can become a master', and say, 'Saion lost his horse, how to know if it is not a blessing', it is really very reasonable. Hahahaha. ”
When everyone present saw Shui Chung talking, sometimes their eyebrows fluttered, spit and splashed, sometimes they gritted their teeth, they were vicious to each other, sometimes they cried and complained, sometimes they looked up to the sky and laughed, they were triumphant, crazy, and had strange expressions, staring at each other, and they all said in their hearts: This is not crazy to drink and drink. At that moment, seeing that he was so popular, and he was the leader of a gang, it was inconvenient to interrupt, and he didn't dare to step forward to stop him, so he had to say it and let him do it, and he wanted to laugh in his heart, but he couldn't laugh, and the scene was quite embarrassing.
Shui Chung was in a happy mood, and secondly, the wine was high, several times more than the amount of alcohol on weekdays, he was already unconscious, confused, dancing, singing and dancing, and the ugliness was lost, not to mention, he actually told all the secrets buried in his heart for decades, and after speaking, he felt that he was in a comfortable mood, extremely happy, and the depression in his heart was poured out in an instant, and he breathed a long sigh of relief, so happy.
Everyone was embarrassed, only to hear Dian Ming laugh and say: "The helper is massive, the divine power is incomparable, and the subordinates will respect the helper again." Shui Chung smiled and said, "You know my mind best, hehe, come, let's continue to drink." Looking at the table with both hands, "Ping Pong" swept all the dishes in front of him to the ground and smashed them.
Dian Ming stood up, saw that Luo Dayuan's bowl was quite full of wine, took it, put it in Shui Song's hand, picked up the wine bowl himself, and said with a smile: "Helper, let's do it." ”
As soon as Shui Chung saw the wine, he did not hesitate, took it and drank it, and before Dian Ming finished speaking, he had already raised his neck, "coo-dong", drank it all, and was drunk like mud at the moment, and he was already drunk for ten minutes.
Dian Ming saw that Shui Chung was lying on the table and fell asleep, so he pretended to push forward and said, "Helper, helper." Seeing that he was indeed asleep, he smiled and said to the five people: "It seems that the helper is indeed drunk, so I will help the helper to go to bed and lose company." ”
Sui Chengzhi got up and said, "Dian Junshi, I have a question I want to ask you, I don't know if I should ask it or not." Dian Ming was stunned for a moment and said, "If you want to ask something, you might as well say it bluntly." Sui Chengzhi said: "It's not a big deal, I just want to ask, where will the five of us sleep tonight? This is a trivial matter, but it is the easiest thing, and there is no need to help the master, and Dian did the master. According to the temper and temperament of the gang leader, he must have left the five of you to live in the house. That's it, steward water, you take the five of them to the west wing, find five rooms to live in, and take care of other things tomorrow. ”
Shui Ding saw that the gang leader was so drunk that he couldn't wake up to the world, and wanted to listen to him, so he had to wait until tomorrow, so he said "oh" at the moment, nodded, put the wine jug on the table, and said respectfully: "Five young heroes, if you want to rest, let's go with the little one." ”
Shui Ruohan remembered the decoction of the eldest brother, and asked, "Did the medicine I asked you to decoction for me have been cured?" Shui Ding listened, patted his head, and said, "I almost forgot about this small matter, I really can't help it." The decoction has been fried, so the small ones will be served. ”
It turned out that the decoction had already been decocted, but it was so troubled by Shui Chung just now, but Shui Ding didn't dare to do anything more for a while, and stood in place in a daze. At this time, when Shui Ruohan asked this, he suddenly remembered, so he went into the kitchen and came out, steaming from the sky, brought it to Luo Dayuan, and put it on the table.
Luo Dayuan saw that the bowl of medicine was black and stinky, and knew that it was difficult to drink, so he swallowed and spit, shook his head, but the medicine still had to be drunk, he held it with both hands at the moment, closed his eyes, and drank it in one breath. After drinking the medicine, he hurriedly looked for the wine Shukou, and saw that the wine in his big bowl had been drunk by the water, so he had to grab the bowl of wine from Sui Chengzhi next to him, and drank it with his head up.
Sui Chengzhi saw that the eldest brother drank the decoction, helped the eldest brother, and said, "Let's go." Shui Ding asked Shui Ruohan: "The rest of the four medicines, Shui Shaoxia wants to take them away?" Shui Ruohan said: "If you want to decoct the medicine tomorrow, just put it in the kitchen." Shui Ding let out an "oh", took out a lantern from the kitchen, and said, "The little one leads the way, let's go." ”
At this time, Dian Ming had already helped the water to go. The five of them walked out of the hall, only to see a long corridor full of lanterns, illuminating the road so brightly.