Chapter 80: Scum Upgrade
"We must be careful in everything we do, and we must not be careless. Xiao Jue's gaze turned faintly.
"It's really tiring to be a man these days, it's not easy. But I'd rather be an authentic man, and I'm also drunk. ”
Xiao Jue shook his head, sighed slightly helplessly, he turned his head to look at Zhu Qiqi and said.
"I'm worried about falling off the flower pot when I walk, I'm going to cross the street to guard against flying high heels, I'm stealing my wallet everywhere on the bus, and now I'm afraid of being stolen by beasts when I take a taxi-"
"Society is progressing, the times are developing, and scum is constantly upgrading and revising from pickpockets to thieves, from robbers to robbers, from kidnapping to robbers, from lewd thieves to perverts, from beasts to hooligans"
Zhu Qiqi: ""
"What are you watching me do, do you mean that I am the scum of the people and the scum of society?" The frost on Zhu Qiqi's cold face was even worse.
She stared at Xiao Jue very dislikedly, and the two thieves' bright eyes were very big and big, just like a light bulb, almost enough to illuminate the entire police station.
All right.
Now it is the daylight of the year, the sun is abundant, the scenery is infinite, it is very bright, and it is absolutely impossible to have the so-called light bulb to shine the sun
"Nope!"
Xiao Jue shook his head firmly, and his head was about to be shaken off, as if he was in the middle of a storm at any time, crumbling, and about to fall.
"How can you compare to such garbage as scum scum," Xiao Jue shook his head and said helplessly, "You are at most a scumbag scum, standing up for them, and specifically bullying good people like me to beat the small and old ones to stand up"
"You're their mother!"
Zhu Qiqi roared angrily with a black face, and his big eyes were full of all kinds of unhappiness and all kinds of anger.
Originally, when she heard the first half of the sentence, she was triumphant, ready to praise Xiao Jue for his vision and good knowledge.
But before her joy passed, and before the words of praise could be spoken, the second half of Xiao Jue's sentence suddenly came out of a pimple place, and after hearing the words, she immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, and cloudy to rainy
"Speak as you speak, why be angry and angry and scold people for no reason?" Xiao Jue sighed, "If you are too handsome, you are easy to be jealous"
“”
Everyone was speechless for a while, they had seen narcissism, but they had never seen narcissism to this extent, they would rather believe that Xiao Jue was jealous because of his thick skin, rather than agree with the handsome scum.
Although Xiao Jue is indeed very handsome, although he is not as handsome as Pan An, he is also quite handsome, but you must know that no man will praise other men in front of the goddess for being more handsome than himself!
Unless it's irony
Zhu Qiqi pursed her lips, turned her head, and couldn't bear to look directly, anyway, in her eyes, this stinky rascal looked left and right, horizontally and vertically, and couldn't tell where handsome he was, could it be that he was very handsome?
It's a pity that Zhu Qiqi doesn't think it's handsome
"Everything you said, our police department will go to verify it, but it is also true that you hit people in public. Zhu Qiqi said with a calm face, gritted his teeth.
"I understand," Xiao Jue nodded, looking clear, "I'll pay attention next time, I won't hit someone when someone is there." Thank you for the guidance of the eldest sister of the police, Xiao Jue remembered it. ”
Zhu Qiqi: ""
"No matter if you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid, you can't run away from this game, even if you don't go to prison, you can't run away from the monitoring room to make records. ”
Zhu Qiqi waved his little hand, and immediately ordered all the police comrades to take Xiao Juelong Yue'er and the taxi driver into the police station decisively
"Fatty, Haoran, the third child beat someone at the police station. ”
In the bedroom, Ye Wuxian suddenly received a phone call, and when he heard the voice from the other end of the phone, the whole person was instantly bad, he frowned and calmly looked at Wei Shuo and Mo Haoran, and told the story of Xiao Jue's beating incident.
"Damn, the third child is too tough, he actually beats people in front of a beautiful policeman, isn't he afraid that he won't be able to soak in a beautiful woman? ”
Wei Shuo kept talking, "I said that from now on, the third child will be my idol, and he will be more of an idol than Jackie Chan Andy Lau." ”
"Is the third child too rampant in doing this, will he offend these policemen?" Mo Haoran asked hesitantly.
He is naturally cowardly, and he never likes to fight for anything, even if he has awakened his cultivation talent now, perhaps, it is precisely because of this indisputable character that he can live unharmed until now.
"So, let's go to the police station. ”
Ye Wuxian looked at the two of them, quite speechless.
A person who showed a face of worship and wanted to become the first batch of members to worship Xiao Jue's sect, he was very arrogant, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with Xiao Jue's trouble, was it really good to beat people at the gate of the police station?
The other is that in addition to being worried, he is still worried, and he can't come up with a real and useful way, and he feels that the police station is the tiger's den in Longtan, and there is no return, as if he will never return.
"To the police?"
Mo Haoran and Wei Shuo both frowned at the same time.
Then, Wei Shuo's brows gradually stretched, "Wow, wow, the third guy is really good, the police station didn't say hello to us in advance, this is just too much, did he still treat us as brothers, where did he say that we would be blessed and shared?"
"No, no, I'm going to join in the fun, maybe we will become famous because of this, and our reputation will shock Dongcheng, and become a super handsome man who is loved by everyone, so that countless beauties are crazy for it, crazy for it, and take the initiative to throw them into their arms"
"Boss, didn't he go to Yunbai Mountain, why did he come back suddenly, how good it was to stay there?. ”
Mo Haoran's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, although he had left that place, he had always grown up in that place when he was a child, and he had stayed for a long time, and he had also learned some hidden things about Yunbai Mountain.
Therefore, Mo Haoran always felt that as long as there was no accident, Xiao Jue would definitely stay in Yunbai Mountain, because it was the heavenly world of the supernatural.
"He's back. ”
Ye Wuxian said, "The third child and the fat man's mentor Nalan Youruo were taken away by the police station. He rushed to the police station as soon as he learned of the situation, but there was a confrontation with the driver. ”
"What!"
The fat man Wei Shuo suddenly exclaimed loudly, which startled Ye Wuxian and Mo Haoran, and he continued to say in disbelief, "Which bastard bastard took Nalan Beauty Tutor away?
"Let's go, boss, Haoran, let's hurry over, we must bring back the beautiful tutor of Nalan. ”
Wei Shuo opened his mouth and said, Ye Wuxian and the two looked at him dumbfounded, and he found the gaze of Ye Wuxian and the two.
Then, he thought about it again and said, "The third child is the brother of our dormitory, how can he let him face the wolf-like Dongcheng police alone, so, it is a brother's, we must rush over to help him and fight against those sanctimonious hypocrites!"
Ye Wuxi: ""
Mo Haoran: ""
"Miss, the things you told me to do have been done, our people have arrived in Xiaojia Village, and they have also found Xiao Jue's parents, but they have not been alarmed. ”
Dongcheng, Binjiang Community, the ninth housekeeper of the An family walked to Andian Yan respectfully, and then said respectfully.
Long ago, Android Yan had already issued an order to go to Xiaojia Village to secretly help Xiao Jue's parents, but he must not alarm them.
And now, the people she sent have finally arrived in the remote Xiaojia Village.
To be honest, in fact, when a few guys in the past saw the poor and backward Xiaojia Village, they suddenly felt dissatisfied in their hearts, and they despised the little white face called Xiao Jue.
Anyway, in their eyes, Xiao Jue, who was born poor, had average grades, and had no particularly outstanding ability, was a little white face, and he was also a person who was favored by the young and beautiful eldest lady of the legendary group, Andr Yan.
People are more than people, and there is no comparison.
They have a feeling that the world is changing against the trend, and the aesthetics of Miss An are really not flattering
In fact, they are jealous.
"That's good, let them stay alive. If anything happens to Xiao Jue's parents, don't blame this girl for being ruthless. Android said fiercely. Then it fell silent.
"Uncle Jiu, I said it all, this is also your home, there is no need to do this. I was brought up by you since I was a child, just call me Yan'er. ”
Android Yan crossed Erlang's legs, holding the remote control in one hand and looking at some fashion models, holding melon seeds in the other hand and knocking melon seeds with his mouth, his head tilted back slightly, and his feet were soaking his feet comfortably
"Miss, when I was cornered and chased by the enemy, it was the boss who saved me, you are the boss's daughter, how dare I be disrespectful?" the ninth steward shook his head, "What's more, the dignity and orderliness are orderly, I can't mess with my identity." ”
"You"
Android Yan was angry and helpless.
The angry thing is that she has never persuaded the nine butlers, as if this nine butlers are similar to robots, they will move when they say they move, and if they don't move, they will not move, they will adhere to their principles, and they will never overstep their bounds.
"Humph!"
Android Yan snorted coldly, and said very willfully in an instant, "If you don't change it, you won't change it, this girl is not rare!"
Nine Butlers: ""
"Miss, don't worry. Did you listen to me say it all at once?" The ninth steward shook his head helplessly again, "I just got a piece of news that Xiao Jue was making a big fuss