"You're thinking too much. ”

Android Yan stepped lightly, twisted the beautiful music melody, and walked briskly to sit on the chair in front of Xiao Jue.

Her pretty face was slightly red, as if she had drunk a good wine in advance, and she looked at Xiao Jue, as if she was looking at her beloved lover, and was slightly embarrassed.

As everyone knows, in order to come to the hotel to see Xiao Jue, she actually paid a lot of courage, after all, the reputation of this hotel is not very good

Actually, this is also normal!

Hotels near universities have never had a good reputation, because most of these hotels are designed to provide a convenient place for college couples to do man-making sports and romance.

I have to say that the fame of these famous hotels has long spread to all corners of Dongcheng.

There are even many parents who often talk about this when they tell their children.

They would never agree to their children going to the hotel with someone else's son and daughter to open a room, of course, if the other party is Bai Fumei or Gao Fushuai, maybe, then there is no other excuse.

Anyway, no matter how restless Xiao Jue's heart is, Android Yan is like an old tree, except for blushing faster and his heart beating faster, there is no other problem.

Android Yan lightly spit out his lips slightly, with a hint of apology on his face, he shook his head at Xiao Jue and said, "I'm sorry, I'm still young, I don't drink."

Xiao Jue: ""

Xiao Jue suddenly felt speechless, he didn't know how to face Android Yan's tiring words, what do you mean that you are still young, so you don't drink?

Isn't it?

What you mean is that we are all old, seventy or eighty, with wrinkles on our faces, calloused hands, and ten million grass and mud horses flying through our hearts

On the contrary, you are in your prime, pointing out the country, and you are young without limits, so you are stupid and different, and even drink with a twist and a curse?

Bullies don't bring this either!

Xiao Jue felt very aggrieved! These days, it is not at all pleasant to talk about a word, it is really difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a big man in the 21st century!

"Then I'll drink!"

Xiao Jue raised his glass indignantly, and took a sip of his stomach, deep feelings, and a sip of stuffiness.

He is extremely obsessed with liquor, with a high alcohol content, and he drinks it happily, which is like a big man, not a sissy

Of course, Xiao never drinks much!

Because unless there are special circumstances, he will not let himself be in a state of confusion.

As an alchemist, he needs to keep a clear brain at all times, and he can't let the wine worm anesthetize his mind, let alone get drunk and unconscious.

Therefore, if he can, Xiao Jue has always treated liquor and other alcoholic things on the shelf.

Today, if it weren't for Android Yan, he wouldn't have been drinking.

But unfortunately, I finally made an exception to drink, but I didn't expect that Android Yan Da Beauty would be so faceless, and she would block Xiao's words in one sentence

Extremely angry, extremely depressed, extremely helpless

The more he drank, the more he drank, his face became redder and redder, and his heart became more and more dizzy, as if he was going to be drunk in a coma at any time.

In terms of the amount of alcohol, Xiao Jue is not a thousand glasses not drunk, a hundred glasses are not drunk, he is just a simple and easy to satisfy guy

"Come, drink. ”

Xiao Jue drunkenly broke a glass with the table, and then drank it slowly

Originally, as a cultivator, Xiao Jue could use the true qi of cultivation to evaporate the alcohol, so that he would not be affected by the liquor alcohol.

However, it seems that the heavens do not fulfill people's wishes, and Xiao Jue directly gave up running his true qi to resist the strength of alcohol because of Android Yan's words

And now, he is already dizzy, and I am afraid that there is no way to expel the alcohol anymore.

"You're drunk. ”

Android Yan frowned, snatched the wine glass from Xiao Jue's hand, and faintly revealed a touch of unbearability, looking at Xiao Jue, there was a faint pain in his heart, Xiao Jue looked like this, most likely because of his own reasons.

However, I really can't drink, as long as those who know me well know that I have never been a drinker, and I can't change it. Android Yan was worried in the bottom of his heart.

"I'm not drunk. ”

Xiao Jue was annoyed and angry in his heart, because he was still a dignified man, he was robbed of the wine glass and wine bottle by a weak woman, this is simply Chiguoguo's, undisguised humiliation

"Give me back the wine!"

Xiao was never reconciled, he also stretched out his hand, moved quickly, and snatched back all the wine glasses and bottles while Android Yan was not paying attention.

"You"

Android Yan was very angry, the script was developing too fast, deviating from the original track, and he didn't seem to have time to keep up with the rhythm.......

"Drink, you're welcome. Xiao Jue continued, continuing to drink, not moved by foreign objects.

"I don't drink. Android Yan shook his head stubbornly, infinitely sure that he couldn't drink.

"Drink some, take a small sip of wine, just take a small sip lightly. After all, you have to drink to the fullest, so how can you be embarrassed to let us be disappointed?"

Xiao Jue said over and over again, impatiently admonishing Android Yan. It seems that if you don't let Android Yan drink a little drink, you will never give up.

Android Yan: ""

"Beauty, how can you get drunk without drinking, and how can you get down to business at night without getting drunk?"

Xiao Jue glanced at Android Yan, only to find that she was staring at herself with wide eyes, and for a while, wine worms poured into her heart, and she didn't speak through her brain.

Xiao Jue said angrily, "What are you staring at, it's better to go home and wear a skirt and show your body in the mirror, and show an airport, is it necessary to show off again?

"Your sister's!"

Android Yan was furious, he had nothing to say when he heard this, and he didn't know what to say, but when he heard Xiao Jue's words, he once again came out without discipline and without a lower limit. She immediately scolded angrily, but her words were very pale and weak

Bang Bang Bang!

"Xiao Jue, you get out of the old lady!"

Android Yan slapped the table angrily, and his palms suddenly turned crimson.

This sentence alone is enough to prove that Android Yan's lion roar skill has been perfected, and as soon as the roar came out, it was as if the high-rise building where this hotel was located shook a little.

"Xiao Jue, you get out of the old lady!"

There is no doubt that this sentence shook the entire hotel in an instant.

Yan Yan roared, and the tall building shook!

I saw Android Yan looking at Xiao Jue with angry and angry eyes, and there was a raging fire in his eyebrows, as if he was going to completely devour Xiao Jue alive.

"What's the matter, don't disturb Lao Tzu's sleep"

Xiao Jue replied lightly, and then lay down and pretended to be dead and sleeped.

Android Yan: ""

Sleep?Nima, my mother is in a very unhappy mood now, very unhappy, are you still embarrassed to sleep?

Are you a pig!

Pretending to be drunk and scolding people is very cool, and laughing secretly when you sleep?

Exposing people's scars deliberately ridiculed and sarcastic, shouting again and again that there is no meat at the airport, saying that I am flat-chested and saying it is very enjoyable, right?

The old lady won't give you some color today, and you won't be on the house for three days?

Hum.

Android Yan snorted coldly, she looked at Xiao Jue's gaze even more unkindly, where is the personal bodyguard who said good, is the drunk man so crazy?

Scolding an employer?

Aren't you afraid of being fired?

No wonder some people say that this year is a year of subverting the outlook on life, and this world is a world where there is no difference between right and wrong.

In the past, rich people were uncles.

Now, employees are the masters.

Of course, this kind of thing naturally can't be generalized, but just from the perspective of Xiao Jue and Android Yan, this is indeed the case

Xiao Jue, Uncle Xiao

Employer Android Yan tried every possible way to want Xiao Jue to be her bodyguard, but in the face of Xiao Jue's unreasonable trouble, she could only choose to let it go, helpless, it was impossible to threaten to fire the squid.

The bodyguard Xiao Jue was reluctant to be a bodyguard, if it weren't for the legendary hundred hundred-year-old pills, he would definitely not sell his body

As for whether the soul was betrayed, he did not know.

Syllable!

After a long time, Xiao Jue finally woke up from his drunkenness, he felt a splitting headache, the alcohol continued to hit his brain, and a wave of fatigue swept over his entire mental appearance.

"What's the matter, why are you puffing up a frog to look at me?" After Xiao Jue woke up, he saw that Android Yan had been staring at him, and he twisted and said with some embarrassment, "Although I am very handsome, I am so handsome that I am shockingly handsome, but you don't need to be obsessed with me all the time, do you like my brother?"

Android Yan: ""

Peat! Why does the old lady not like you and keep pretending to fly with you? But is it necessary for you to deliberately expose this scar?

Do you think you are the emperor of the king, as soon as the king's domineering spirit is released, people from all walks of life have expressed their submission, it is really rare, but this possibility is too low

"From today onwards, you are my man!"

Android Yan's domineering division of propaganda power, with just one sentence, deceived Xiao Jue.

Xiao Jue: ""

"What should come will always come, or can't run away"

Xiao Jue muttered to himself, and he suddenly showed a deep worry about his body in the future of his life. sold his body in exchange for a hundred century-old pills, is this deal cost-effective?

"Don't worry, I won't embarrass you. This is the original words of Android Yan, "Also, don't forget, you will be my personal bodyguard in the future, and you have to listen to me what I tell you to do."