Chapter 33: Women Are Crazy Too

"It's time to get down to business, otherwise the body of the Nalan female hooligan can't bear it. ”

Xiao Jue thought about it, and a low-level spell with a wind attribute was used to clean up the ground and make it spotless, and then put Nalan Youruo on the ground, and a stream of true qi loomed, trapping her and making her unable to move.

"The Pure Body Pill can completely quench out impurities, which can be used to treat Nalan and detoxify the ** soup toxins in her body, which should be more suitable. ”

"Not only that, but it can also help her improve her physique and increase her resistance, but after all, she is just an ordinary person, even if she has me by her side to help, I am afraid it will be difficult to withstand the powerful medicinal effect of the Pure Body Pill, perhaps, it can only be so. ”

Xiao Jue took out a Pure Body Pill from his arms, although these were the only two he had, three of which were given to the three brothers in the dormitory, and one that he had already taken.

But he didn't hesitate, and although he was very distressed to take out a pure body pill, it was nothing compared to Nalan Youruo's innocence.

**Soup is a very terrible powerful aphrodisiac, it is not easy to make, and it is also very harmful to the human body.

What's more, if he dared to do something bad when the tigress was unconscious, the consequences would probably be unimaginable.

Will Nalan Youruo take out a pair of scissors and click them off for his little brother?

This is a question worth pondering!

Xiao Jue scraped off a little bit of the residue of the pill, methodically stretched it to Nalan Youruo's lips, and then pried open her mouth and fed it.

It's a pity that everything is often unsatisfactory, Nalan Youruo didn't eat it, but spit it out directly and sprayed it all over the ground, which can be regarded as scrapped.

"My Baby"

Xiao Jue's heart ached, that was the Pure Body Pill, he almost gave his life for this pill, and took it out with pain, who would have thought that it would end like this, he muttered and scolded, "Nalan Youruo, you rogue who deserves to be hacked by God!"

Although my heart hurts, I don't care about it anymore.

"I don't believe I can't subdue you, so I'll swallow it obediently this time. ”

Xiao Jue had to scrape off a little more, and then condensed a soft stream of clear water, like a fountain of water, throwing the dregs of the elixir into it, and impacting it into Nalan Youruo's mouth, and then, he blocked Nalan Youruo's mouth with his mouth, otherwise the mixed potion would be spit out.

Finally, Nalan Youruo absorbed this medicine residue.

Seeing the impurities she gradually eliminated, Xiao Jue finally soothed his brows, fortunately, this method is effective, and there is no waste of hard work in vain.

The medicinal power of the medicine residue is not strong, and if it is used separately, it will also weaken the overall effect of the pill, but in this way, there is also an advantage that the medicine residue is changing while eliminating impurities.

About ten years later, Xiao Jue scraped off the medicine residue again and continued to feed her in the same way.

And so on and so forth

Long.

Nalan was covered in dirt, with a thick layer of black dirt condensed on the surface of his skin, as if he had just rolled in the thin mud field and taken a bath.

"This Big Stomach"

Xiao Jue saw that there was still one-third of the pill left in his hand, he couldn't help but curse secretly, originally, he expected Nalan Youruo to use up to one-half, but the result was far beyond his expectations.

"Originally, I wanted to rely on the last two Pure Body Pills to break through to the fourth layer of Qi refining, but now it seems that I can only dream day and night. ”

"It's a loss, it's a loss, it's a big loss, when Nalan Youruo wakes up, she must be asked to make amends. If there are no ten or eight century-old medicines, then be ready to make a promise. ”

"It's really dirty, it's really smelly, I have to send you back to Jishitang to take a bath as soon as possible, otherwise I really don't dare to stay with you and ruin my reputation." ”

Xiao Jue shook his head helplessly, he was born as beautiful as a flower, and he was born beautiful, but when he saw a body of impurities, he suddenly realized that ordinary people are still ordinary people after all, and all kinds of impurities gather in the body, which seriously affects the health and appearance of the body.

"If I refine some marrow washing liquid and sell it, there should be a market, so I can use my marrow washing solution to prolong my life. ”

Xiao Jue's mind suddenly had a big plan to make a fortune, a big plan that would allow him not to worry about the future medicinal materials.

"Ahemβ€”"

Nalan Youruo finally woke up, her weak body couldn't help coughing, and then it was quiet, she frowned, a bad smell welled up her nose, and she was so disgusted that she wanted to vomit.

"What a smell, it's so bad. Nalan Youruo's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and suddenly, she saw that her clothes were in tatters, and even the little white rabbit was exposed, she cried out in horror, "Ahhhh

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Xiao Jue was even more speechless, this two hundred and five, could it be that he realized it in hindsight and forgot those unpleasant experiences?

"Xiao Jue, why are you here, my body, you" Nalan Youruo seemed to think of something, and immediately clasped his hands in front of his heart, trying to cover it up.

Then stared at Xiao Jue with a questioning look, she remembered that she was forced to drink the ** soup, and she persisted until she saw Xiao Jue rescue her, and her mind was completely blurred.

As a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner, of course she knows what **soup is, known as the medicine that women are most afraid of!

"How can you be a beast and ruin my innocence"

"I didn't" Of course, Xiao Jue couldn't acquiesce, because he didn't eat meat.

"You have!"

"I didn't," Xiao Jue said loudly, "I didn't tear your clothes!"

"Say so" Nalan Youruo's mood instantly became extremely low, it is better to be bullied by Xiao Jue than to be defiled by that group of beasts, "It's Liu Long and them"

"Ahem, I said, female rascal, oh, no, Mentor Nalan, you weren't beaten by them. Xiao Jue said in a hurry, and accidentally, he actually exposed the three words "female hooligan".

Nalan Youruo didn't seem to hear it, but said with a lonely expression, "Don't lie to me, I know that there is no antidote to ** soup." ”

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Xiao Jue continued, "I really didn't lie to you, I don't believe you can go and see for yourself, it's so big, it's still single, it's as rare as a national treasure." ”

Nalan Youruo didn't care about her image, she looked in front of Xiao Jue, and found that Xiao Jue didn't lie to herself, but she was lost in her heart, isn't she beautiful?

Can a man remain indifferent when he sees a beautiful woman who is delirious?

Whether others believe it or not, Nalan Youruo doesn't believe it anyway.

"You saved me?" Nalan said, his voice faintly tactful.

"Nonsense, if it weren't for me, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to get up lying down now, in order to save you, I almost said goodbye to the world, and I wasted ten century-old pills to get rid of that damn ** soup, tell me yourself, when will this account be paid?"

Xiao Jue naturally wanted to say how miserable he was, so that Nalan Youruo could feel how much she had paid to save her this time. Moreover, it was impossible for him to tell the matter of the elixir, and in order to make it more precious, he simply replaced it with ten hundred-year-old pills.

"Thank you for saving your life, I owe you, I will pay it back, but please give me a little time. Nalan was full of gratitude, and in order to save himself, Xiao Jue suffered.

However, when he saw Xiao Jue secretly smiling behind his back, he suddenly knew that he had been tricked, and she hurriedly said, "Besides, shouldn't we settle accounts now?" How can you eat my tofu, touch my face, kiss my lips, and hug my thighs?"

Xiao Jue: ""

"I'm here to save you!" Xiao Jue said awe-inspiringly.

"Really?" Nalan Yuruo's suspicious gaze did not hide at all, "But, I am a woman, and you will be responsible for ruining my innocence-"

"From today onwards, you will be my bodyguard until I am satisfied. Nalan Youruo said, "Confucius doesn't dare to fight with women, are you confident that you can compare to Old Man Kong?"

Although Nalan Youruo became famous very early, her actual age is two or three years older than Xiao Jue, which is the age when she is coquettish and unreasonable.

In fact, not only Nalan Youruo is like this, but Android Yan is also like this, just because Android Yan likes Xiao Juan and doesn't want to arouse his disgust, so he didn't continue to be naughty in front of him.

But if one day, Android Yan suddenly realized that he suddenly became willful, and he suddenly became willful, I am afraid that Xiao Jue would be even more unbearable.

"You're too domineering, I don't agree!"

Xiao Jue resolutely opposed, even if he sells his art and kidneys, he must not give in and surrender and sell his body and soul.

"Don't agree?" Nalan smiled sinisterly, "Okay, compensate me for my innocence"

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Xiao Jue felt speechless again, and compensated her for her innocence? Do you want to let yourself chop off your eyes and gouge out your eyeballs by the way?

Innocence is worth a few dollars, how can it compare to two hands and eyes?

Spend hundreds or thousands of dollars, you can go to a famous university to find a student girl to sleep with a whole night, and all kinds of actions are guaranteed to be satisfying

Moreover, in a sense, even if you gouge out your hands and eyes, you can't change the fact that you are not innocent, how can you pay for this?

"Let's discuss, I'll give you a reduction of a century-old medicine, and you can let me go, how about it?" Xiao Jue said helplessly.

"Not how. Nalan Youruo refused without hesitation.

"Five, five. Xiao Jue took a step back.

"No, I can't. ”

"One, just one, I'm losing a lot of money. ”

"Don't do it!"

"I don't want it, I don't want the century-old medicine, is this all right?"

"Don't do it!" Nalan continued to shake his head, "Although I am poor, I have the backbone, and the ten century-old medicines I owe you will definitely be returned to you." You don't think you're going to worry about the time it takes to return it to the little girl, do you?"

"Of course not. Xiao Jue patted his chest and reassured, and then said, "So you let me go, right?"

"Think beautifully" Nalan smiled faintly, a very beautiful smile.

Xiao Jue: ""