This storytelling, the opening is inevitably a fancy name, most of them are to attract the attention of the officials, of course, Xiaosheng is not exempt from vulgarity, so let's have a paragraph.

The floating life interprets the vastness of the world, and the red clay and white bones are two firms

There will be no red dust in the smoke and rain, who said, it is better to sweep the sun with thin wine.

The smoke and rain are smiling, who remembers the sun and the moon, this is the merry and freehand little life,

Ten thousand lives are vast, there are no clouds, the world is illusory, and the illusion is like flying.

Small life is not talented, a brief note, this world, this floating life, this all things are alive.

Paint my golden scroll, step through the madness of Kyushu, the red dust of the ten directions, and express my chest.

Splash ink to dye the mountains and rivers, don't ask the eight desolations, Zhu pen points to the rivers and lakes, and I hide all my lives.

Of course, the above is just a small ideal, do you know what an ideal is?

It's the same thing as the Wanhualou head brand that Xiaosheng often looks at the moon, dresses up all day long, sits in the most conspicuous place, and wins how many Hongchen customers chase and flatter, and spend a lot of money, just for the beauty to look back, but what about the bitch who will only confuse people? Wear your gold, wear your silver, exhaust your blood, exhaust your spirit, but refuse to even look at you. However, at the moment when you are disheartened, you will see that the beauty that has lost color in the sky and the earth smiles, and it makes you itch again, this is probably a stunner, no, the ideal style.

Xiaosheng is currently lost on the way to Wanhualou, what nine countries, six mountains, all of them can't reach, now I can only focus on the town where Wanhualou is located, and remember some floating life for everyone to laugh at. You ask me how I can know such details? That's because, Xiaosheng's ears are very good at eavesdropping on corners, hahaha.

Okay, let's cut to the chase, and if we say more, we will reveal our true nature.

First, the words must practice the old god stick

"Hey, hey, Wen Lao is talking again, hurry up!" Zhao Si shouted, dragging his brother with snot, and arched forward step by step, but his stupid brother who was not angry was stunned by the cooking cake on the kang with two tooth marks, and turned around three times in one step, and the angry Zhao Si slapped his thigh and scolded you for being a dragger. After tossing back and forth for a long time, seeing that half of the street was empty, they finally went out.

If you want to say that this storytelling is not a new thing, can you afford to commit this empty alley, look, the sugar gourd burden is thrown on the side of the street, the already not very clean frosting and a thin layer of ash can't eat the dead, the cooking cake burden is put down against the door beam, this is cheap for a lot of cats and dogs in the city, isn't it just a storytelling, as for so attractive?

Let's talk about this storyteller first, this is an old god who no one knows where it came from, and he catches people on the street to tell fortunes. If you believe it, you can see the living fairy smile unfathomable, smiling and twisting his beard, and the fairy wind and bones stand in the wind, are you embarrassed not to honor the incense?

In the first few times, when Wen Lao Slip was still honored as Uncle Wen, there were still a few righteous messengers who jumped out to poke the backbone, and after a long time, everyone was not surprised, after all, a neighborhood neighborhood, Wen Lao Slip in addition to deceiving outsiders, false pocket money, is still good on weekdays, such as touching a chicken from Wang Er's family today, and tomorrow it will definitely be shared with Ding Da.

This day long walking at night, it is normal to meet ghosts, and I have always been bright-eyed and I don't know if it is an old dizzy or a desire for profit, half a year ago, I actually went to the capital to come to the outsider, who expected this little staff to be innocent, the heart and eyes are clear, and the old slippery ghost * The snake god is talking nonsense, this old news is also, he will not leave if he dies, I saw that he first used Shaolin to learn from Shaolin, stained his clothes and fell eighteen times, and after rolling to the ground, he used the lion roar that had been lost for many years in the rivers and lakes, and began to sprinkle with a broken gong throat, which was nothing, but the disdainful eyes of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law in the poor countryside were really more uncomfortable than cutting him off for this rich man in the capital.

If you want to say that this wine and meat friendship is still unreliable, I can't even rely on it, I can hear the old slippery old tears, but there are so many fat chickens and yellow dogs, they have all fed the white-eyed wolf, and they have been beaten, and they don't even dare to squeak.

But as the old saying goes, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, Wen Lao Slippery is really not in vain, and he has become an immortal!

Things have to start from half a year ago, this Wen Lao slip was beaten like a dead dog paralyzed on the ground, the weather seems to cooperate with this tragic situation, the morning is still clear, the afternoon is pouring rain, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law lifted the skirt and ran home, for fear that the mud will stain their skirts, but the smell of the old slip soaked in the muddy water is not cared for, but fortunately, the kid of Li Ergou's family has a good heart, although he is usually crazy and stupid, he is stunned to remember the friendship of Wen Lao slip to send the dog's legs, and dragged him home like a sack. This Li Ergou looked at his stupid son, and then looked at the usual treacherous and slippery, and now he was dying and slippery, and finally, ruthlessly, beckoned a doctor.

This half-dead finally came back to life, look at himself for so many days in vain, people still pay a lot of medicine money, and I can't get over it, at this time, beyond life and death, Wen Laohua, who has seen through the red dust, has evolved into a Wen half-immortal, and Wen Banxian, who has received a lot of favors from others, has decided to light up this family trapped in the sea of red dust and bitterness with the attitude of an immortal.

So, on a clear night in the moon, Wen Banxian was panning on the stone bench in the courtyard, bathing in the cool moon like frost, exhaling the breath of the spiritual rhino, and Li Ergou and his son Li Banmad got the roast chicken from nowhere, drooping his eyelids, and said a string of Zen words with the smell of green onions, "In this way, Li Banmad you will definitely make a fortune!"

If you want to say that a normal person encounters this scene, most of them laugh and watch it as a joke, but I heard that it was Li Ban Crazy who heard the half-immortal preaching, and this madman didn't know whether it was a revelation or an enlightenment, but he really listened to it!

So, the rest of the story can be described in three short sentences, Li Banmad heard it, Li Banmad did it, and Li Banmad's family made a windfall!