Chapter 16: The Embarrassment of the Toilet
"Damn. Xia Yao suddenly remembered something, "This Zisheng mm said that the math class should record the video, but now he is crawling on the table and falling asleep...... With her character, she will inevitably rely on my head after waking up. ”
Thinking of this, I had to look at the window, only to see the breeze blowing her soft hair, and she was also enjoying drooling, leaning sideways, her eyelashes fluttering gently, so charming.
"It's over, it's over. Gu Yun'er's voice trembled and wanted to cry, she twitched, bit her thin red lower lip, and cried: "Woo woo...... It's all you big idiot...... I forgot to go to the bathroom...... What can I do?"
Xia Yao was drunk when he heard this, "Can you blame me for this? You like to watch the excitement yourself...... You just tell the teacher that you want to go to the toilet? I don't think this teacher is the kind of person who doesn't make sense. ”
Gu Yun'er pouted in disappointment and said in a low voice: "Eh, you fool, don't you know that this Teacher Zhang's nickname is called Bladder Teacher......? Don't be so frustrated. ”
Xia Yao was quite strange, why did she open her mouth to be a fool and close her mouth to call herself a fool, but what was even more strange was that when she heard her call herself like this, she actually thought it was very good......
Gu Yuner then complained: "Zhang Bole, Mr. Zhang is one of the founders of the school, the vice principal, the director of the admissions office, and the head of the mathematics teaching and research group...... His status was many times higher than my mother didn't even know, and no one in our class was afraid of him. ”
Xia Yao compared with him, on the night after graduating from junior high school, the teacher Zhang he knew, with his kind smiling face and uninhibited appearance of gnawing tender buns, did not expect that he was a bullish character who everyone in class 9 was in awe of.
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Xia Yao's mobile phone has no camera function, only a recording function, and she wants to give Zisheng a good image, but she misunderstands every time.
Isn't it also to be able to save the beauty one day? This time, I can't make her think I'm the kind of real villain anymore...... Lao Tzu is obviously a hypocrite.
Thinking of this, he turned on the recording function of his mobile phone and began to record, and it was rare to start taking notes.
This most primitive method of video production is also limited by conditions, and there is no way.
......
Teacher Zhang didn't talk much nonsense, and went straight to the point, Xia Yao started recording, and after about half an hour, Yun'er couldn't hold back a little on the side, the childlike and cute face, twisted his body, and even the stool made a squeaky sound.
"Oh, no...... I can't take it anymore...... I'm going to ......."
The tone of her speech, the expression of her movements, how did Xia Yao feel as if she heard this sentence a lot?
Xia Yao was also afraid that Teacher Zhang would notice him, after all, the teacher who didn't want to have the grace of knowing him saw that he had been kicked out of the talent class now.
Therefore, it was not his true voice to speak, as if he was panting in a low voice, and said in a low voice: "Don't worry...... Bear with me...... It's almost ......."
She couldn't help but close her eyes and sobbed, "Paper...... Over here...... Xia Yao...... How much longer?"
Xia Yao is now at the realm of the third layer of the qi realm, although he also wants to go to the toilet, but he can barely hold back, looking at her suffocating appearance, sympathetic distress: "Five minutes at most...... It's fine, can you bear with it?" In fact, when he looked at the time, there were almost fifteen minutes left, but he couldn't let her despair.
Gu Yun'er said with some tears: "I've been holding it for so long, in case I can't hold it back...... What should I do if I'm pregnant?"
"Poof" Xia Yao almost didn't squirt out, and said secretly in his heart: "Does this girl have common sense...... You gave birth on your bladder?"
But he didn't dare to hit her like this, according to experience, if she was distracted, it might be more bearable, so while taking notes, he replied to her, still laughing and saying in a muffled voice: "Pregnant...... I'm in charge. ”
Gu Yun'er pressed her hand on her skirt, and the people who watched it were fluttering, closed her eyes and said: "You men like to deceive people the most, my mother was deceived like this, and she was really pregnant, but he didn't want my mother anymore, so my mother went to school with me." ”
Xia Yao couldn't help but feel a burst of sympathy, and the bitterness of going to school with a big belly and being stared at by his classmates naturally came to mind, but he always insisted on it alone.
But what mother doesn't want her child to think that she is the best, how can she be willing to tell her this? This girl must have heard it from someone else, so she can't hear it clearly, and she must be very resistant to those physiological knowledge in her heart, so she is stupid, and seems to have no common sense at all.
Thinking like this in his heart, he comforted with pity: "I didn't lie to you...... Won't get pregnant. ”
Yun'er clutched the youth book on the desk and said, "Well, I believe in you." ”
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Finally, the bell rang for the end of class, but Teacher Zhang said slowly: "Okay, now I write a question on the blackboard, and whoever can solve it can get out of school." ”
"Woo woo woo ......" Yun'er suddenly cried quietly, "This lesson is about trigonometry?"
Xia Yao nodded yes.
As soon as she heard this, she couldn't help crying even more sadly, but she didn't dare to cry out loud, and said angrily: "If anyone can solve it, let me go to the toilet...... I can do whatever you want me to ......."
After a few more minutes, Xia Yao looked at it and still no one figured it out, and then looked at Yun'er, who was already blushing to his forehead.
"How can I be so selfish, in order not to let Teacher Zhang know that I was kicked out of the elite class, let Yun'er suffer like this. ”
Immediately stood up, and the moment he met Teacher Zhang's eyes, Xia Yao felt a lot more relaxed.
And Mr. Zhang didn't seem surprised and smiled: "It's you, have you figured it out?"
"Yes. Xia Yao nodded, reading the answer with the root number in his mouth.
"After class!Xia Yao, come to the math office on the weekend, I have something to say to you. ”
Xia Yao nodded again, and when she looked sideways at Gu Yun'er, she was already gone, and smiled, and Xia Yao looked at Zi Sheng's side again.
I don't know why, although Zisheng always complains about him like that, but every time he sees Zisheng, he can't give birth to the same emotions as her, am I just a superficial person?
......
The students were already suffocated, and as soon as class ended, there were only two of them left in the classroom, and this scene seemed familiar.
"Classmate, Zisheng ......" Xia Yao hesitantly pushed her shoulder, the moment her fingers touched her shoulder, an inexplicable liquid flowed through her heart, she smiled, but she didn't break open her eyes, as if she was dreaming something.
Because Xia Yao had to go to the Stygian Flower Community at night to be a part-time security guard at night, but he couldn't give it to her at night, so he pulled out the memory card from his mobile phone, put down the notebook, and left without saying anything.
"Huh, school?" Zisheng didn't know why, she suddenly raised her head like an electric shock, but it was like a nightmare, only she knew what kind of dream she had just had.
It was a beautiful dream, the environment was beautiful, and the atmosphere was romantic, but she saw clearly that the man's face turned out to be Xia Yao, and she woke up suddenly.
"Ah...... Suffered...... I didn't record the video, what should I do?"
"I knew you would ...... like this" Xia Yao shook his head and laughed at himself: "My mobile phone doesn't have your high-end, I can only record, this is a note, what Mr. Zhang wrote on the blackboard, I wrote it down word for word, but it may have to work hard for you, compare and listen." ”
Zisheng's fierce gaze at Xia Yao still hated it...... It's just that he hates a little bit out of his mind, "If Xia Yao in front of him is not a hooligan......
Of course, Xia Yao didn't look at her with boredom, and said regretfully: "That'...... I'll go first. ”
Zisheng came back to his senses and blurted out, "Wait, don't go...... What if there's something I can't read?" After a pause, she continued, "Your handwriting is so ugly...... I'm sure I don't know what you've written somewhere......"
Xia Yao was stunned for a moment, "Ah, my eldest lady...... You don't seem to have opened your notebook yet, so how do you know that my handwriting is ugly?"
Zisheng refused to lower his posture, and his tone became more hardened: "Look at you look so ugly, the word ...... It's certainly not much better. ”
However, the moment she opened the notebook, she was also a little surprised, and changed her words: "Your words are still better than your people......"
"If this guy is motivated and upright......"
Half an hour passed, and she was listening attentively...... Suddenly, there was a squeaky sound, Xia Yao's mobile phone was not good at sound, but now it sounded, even he felt like the sound of the head of the bed hitting the wall, and then a weak woman's voice came out, "Ah, no...... I can't take it anymore...... I'm going to ......."
"Xia Yao......" She blushed and gritted her teeth, he didn't know that it would be like this, Zisheng's character often didn't listen to his explanation, and he didn't know how to explain it himself.
Zisheng listened to this conversation with a red face...... She couldn't have imagined it...... The situation at that time.
Now that she has obtained the jade, although her spirit has not fully recovered, it is time to take revenge on this inferior indiscriminate.
"I'll go to your house tonight. ”
Xia Yao was a little curious: "Why?"
Zisheng found an excuse, so he said, "What, why, I said I was going, I forgot the purple box that Steward Qin gave me yesterday in your house." "Actually, only she knows what the purple box contains.
Although Xia Yao wanted to say, "Isn't it okay for me to bring it to you?" but he changed his words: "Then I have to go to work tonight and come home very late, if you want to go, I'll give you the key." ”
"Go to work?" Zisheng couldn't imagine what class a student who was still in class could attend, just as he was going to an Internet café to stay overnight, "No wonder his grades have dropped so quickly......"
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