Tomorrow is 515, the anniversary of the starting point, and the day with the most benefits. In addition to the gift bag and school bag, this time's "515 Red Envelope Flip" must be seen, how can there be a reason not to grab the red envelope, set the alarm clock high~

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Rabbits must not be exterminated by humans, otherwise they will not be able to eat, and the monsters will not be able to survive, and they can only eat people when the time comes. This is a very scary chain problem, and the monsters feel that Yali Mountain is big.

The female monster said loudly: "Come on, order the soldiers, let's go down the mountain and drive the humans away." ”

"My lord, I can't help it. A little monster hurriedly said: "King, now is not comparable to hundreds of years, if we who are monsters are put on the right track with humans, we will provoke a large number of heavenly soldiers and generals, or the monks of the Great Leiyin Temple to intervene, and then we will not be able to eat and walk around." ”

"This ...... That's a problem. The banshee said: "We are a group of little monsters without a backstage, but we can't stand the Bodhisattvas and great gods and immortals of Heaven and the Great Thunder, uh...... What can I do?"

"My lord, I have a plan. A little monster stepped forward and said, "Let's pretend to be the underworld of humans." ”

"Oh, what do you mean by that?" said the female monster in wonder.

The little monster said: "Although the Great Thunder Yin Temple and Heavenly Court want to bully the monsters, they will not care about the affairs between humans and humans, if we disguise ourselves as the underworld of humans and run down to drive away humans, it will be a dispute between humans and humans, and then it will not attract great gods and immortals." ”

The monster was overjoyed: "This plan is very wonderful, you guy is very smart, give you a big plan, okay." All dressed up, we are not the monsters of Hidden Foggy Mountain now, but the gangsters of Hidden Foggy Mountain, I am the head of the eldest sister, you are all gangsters, understand?"

"Yes!"

The female monster returned to her bedroom. put on a black leather coat, a black leather skirt, a black cape, black leather boots, and even a pair of black leather gloves...... When I returned to the hall of the chain cave, I saw that the little monsters were all ready.

There are a total of three hundred little demons on the Hidden Misty Mountain, and most of them can't fully transform into humans, but it's not a big problem. Anyway, to disguise the underworld, the monsters cover themselves in strange black robes, and cover their heads with hats, some of which are too different from the appearance of humans, and they simply cover their faces, anyway, the underworld often has masks.

The youkai also found weapons, some with watermelon knives and others with butterfly knives. Someone with a baseball bat......

After dressing up, the female monster brought a large group of small demon guides. Proudly set off ......—

At the foot of the Hidden Fog Mountain, Wang Shizi's subordinates were still surveying the terrain.

Of course, Wang Shizi himself did not have to go, he chatted with a group of officials who destroyed France. Townw, as his cousin, of course accompanied him to brag about it.

The Minister of Merchants smiled and said to them: "Mr. Wang, Mr. Tang, you see that this land is not bad, right? Our government will also cooperate with your factory." A special road will be built to reach the gate of your factory. ”

Wang Shizi smiled and nodded, but Tang Sen suddenly asked, "By the way, when I first entered France, I ran into a horse thief...... Could there be horse thieves at the foot of this Misty Mountain? If my cousin's factory is constantly harassed by horse thieves, that would not be a good thing. This will seriously affect the normal production of his factory. If an employee is kidnapped or something, it's going to be a big deal. ”

Minister Da Khan hurriedly said: "No, no, Mr. Tang, Mr. Wang, you two rest assured, the security under this Hidden Fog Mountain has always been the best, not to mention horse thieves, not even the underworld and gangsters!"

"Really?" Tang Sen said he didn't believe it, Lao Tzu had even seen horse thieves, you said it was safe here, why did I feel very hanging?

"Absolutely, really. Minister Merchants said with a serious face: "If there are horse thieves, underworlds, gangsters and the like here, I will have a five-speed electric fan in public." ”

This was said a little harshly, and everyone was shocked at the same time. The queen said in a sweat beside her: "Hey, Minister of Investment, pay attention to your speech, what you said is too unstylish and insulting to the national body." ”

Tang Sen couldn't help wiping a handful of sweat: "Brother, the fifth-speed electric fan, how dare you......?" This oath is poisonous enough. ”

The Minister of Investment Promotion said triumphantly: "If I am not completely sure, I dare not say such a thing." ”

As soon as the Minister of Investment's words fell, he saw a sudden shout of appeal on the slope of Hidden Fog Mountain, and then, a woman dressed in black and dressed like a big sister of the underworld appeared, and behind her was a large number of small minions dressed in strange costumes, which were not good things at first glance, and walked out with watermelon knives and baseball bats in their hands.

The Minister of Investment Promotion suddenly felt bad, I wiped it, I just said that there are no horse thieves, no underworld, not even gangsters, such a large group of unscrupulous people came out here, what kind of trouble are you going to make?

The smile on his face froze completely, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Wang Shizi pointed to the group of strange people who were swaggering over and asked, "Who are these?"

Tang Sen shook his head and turned his gaze to the Minister of Investment...... The meaning of that look is clear: the electric fan is ready quickly.

The Minister of Investment Promotion sweated profusely: "Don't worry...... I...... I sent one of my men to ask, maybe they were Orion in the mountains, well, they should be serious people. ”

The queen also felt that Yali Mountain was big, which was really insulting to the country, and said with a calm face: "Send someone to ask as soon as possible." ”

Tang Sen and Wang Shizi laughed together: These are also serious people? Just look at the woman in black clothes at the front, how do you look like the head of the big sister of the underworld, where is the appearance of a serious person? Let's prepare an electric fan, don't quibble.

The Minister of Merchants grabbed a minister, whispered a few words, and saw the minister running towards the group of strange people.

All eyes were on the man.

That person standing in front of the queen, the minister of investment promotion, and foreign dignitaries is just a small person, however, it is only relatively speaking, if for the general public, he is the official of the French investment promotion department, and he usually speaks to people with arrogance. This time I got a chance to show my face in front of the queen, and of course I wanted to get things done.

So he took a square step and walked over generously.

Of course, that group of weirdos is the monster on the Hidden Fog Mountain, and the female monster headed by it is the king of the mountain, who usually calls herself the king of Nanshan, and she saw that someone was sent over in the middle of the human race. I was also nervous for a while, and turned back to the little monster under my hand and said, "Hey, what should I do in this situation?"

The little monster who offered the plan immediately whispered: "King, you have to behave fiercely, like the head of the underworld, scold a few swear words, and kill that guy, tell them to get out, and they are not allowed to build factories on our territory." You can scare humans away. ”

"Swearing, this ......" King Nanshan's face was slightly red: "I'm a good girl, how can I swear?"

Little monster Khan: "O king, what you want to disguise now is the head of the underworld, how can you do it without swearing? For the sake of our rabbits, please be sure to swear desperately." ”

"Uh, okay, I'll try as much as I can. The King of Nanshan put on a fierce face.

Both sides are moving towards each other, very quickly. The subordinates sent by the investment promotion department walked in front of the king of Nanshan, and he looked serious. Put on an official show and say in a very slow, domineering tone: "What are you doing?"

King Nanshan's face sank: "I'm your mother, what do you care about me?"

The official was stunned suddenly, such a beautiful girl, the first thing she said was my O your mother. That's too exaggerated, isn't it? Then again, a high-ranking official like him rarely has the opportunity to be scolded in ordinary times, and only people try their best to please him. Occasionally, I was scolded and scolded, but I didn't know how to talk back.

After the king of Nanshan finished scolding. I also feel very embarrassed, what a girl, I can't afford to hurt myself when she says such a heartbreaking thing. She resisted her discomfort and said to the officials with a dark face: "I want to ask what you are doing? Do you dare to set aside land to build a factory here?"

There was no swear in this sentence, and the little monster next to him quickly pulled the back of the leather coat of the king of Nanshan.

King Nanshan's face flashed with embarrassment, and he added, "I'm your mother." ”

The little monster hurriedly whispered: "King, do you say this? This doesn't reflect the momentum of the big sister of the underworld." ”

The king of Nanshan was bitter in her heart, there was no way, just add another sentence, she said to the official again: "I'm your sister." ”

All the demons spit grass in their hearts at the same time: O king, can you change the style of your swear words?

The official suddenly sweated profusely, is there any mistake, without saying a word, you are already O my mother and O my sister, continue to talk, the rhythm of the whole family is not guaranteed.

However, as an official, he still has to pay attention to face, even if he is scolded, he can't be scolded himself, he can only play officially: "It is a national decision to set aside land to build a factory here, why must it be approved by you? Who are you?"

The king of Nanshan snorted and said: "I'm your sister, we are the Hidden Misty Mountain Demolition Yue Serial Gang, I am the eldest sister's head, these are my little brothers, the surrounding area of the Hidden Fog Mountain is covered by this gang for hundreds of miles, you have never come to worship the dock, and you have never come to pay the protection fee, so you dare to come here to build a factory......? Humph......"

It turns out that it is really the underworld! When these words came out, everyone seemed to suddenly realize that they said "oh", and then, everyone's eyes shot to the stall of the Minister of Investment Promotion, well, the matter of the fifth gear electric fan has been settled.

The Minister of Investment Promotion felt that it was painful...... This hasn't started yet, and just the eyes of these people make him feel cold all over his body.

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