I, Lin Wuyu, what is my original name, I have forgotten it for a long time, and I only vaguely remember that I seem to be an ordinary wage earner on a certain planet, and I was hit by a car because of lovelorn and drunk.

Then, I saw a person who claimed to be my father, not my father in my first life-Yuan Shi Tianzun. I still remember that his face the size of a football field at that time was a look of hatred for iron and steel, looking at me and sighing as if there was a planet from birth to destruction, and finally said: "The deity thinks that you are the only bone and blood in my world, even if your talent is limited, but after the reincarnation experience of this hundred lifetimes, how can you cultivate into a little immortal or something, and the deity will open a small door for you to leave the country exceptionally." As a result, the deity has been waiting for you here for so long, but you are still just a mortal who wants nothing! And for the sake of Ququ a mediocre woman to die or not, the deity really can't stand it, so he has to get a car to crash into your useless body and return you to the furnace to rebuild!"

"What, go back to the furnace and rebuild?" Suddenly a more strange picture flashed in my mind, thinking that I had changed from a person back to the appearance of countless little tadpoles looking for my mother, and instantly couldn't help but say with a chill: "That Tianzun, no, Dad, you are a person who is going to shoot me once?"

"Smack!" followed with a slap in the face, and when I regained consciousness again, I saw a strange stove appear in front of me.

"This is the furnace I borrowed from Taishang Laojun, I heard him say that he used this furnace to refine what spirit beads, monkeys, cow babies or something, I personally inspected the effect is good, and he has the ability to become immortals at a young age, so I decided to put your kid in this furnace to refine. ”

"What?" Looking at the stove in front of me, which looked more and more like a chimney hot pot, I seemed to see a lewd old man shabu meatballs, monkey brains and beef slices; ”

"Smack!" was another dizzy turn, and when I came back to consciousness, I saw that I seemed to be in some kind of soup base, and all kinds of strange objects were floating around me.

At this time, a sigh came from the sky and said, "Alas, son, you should stay in it first, and let your father's hand recast your unfortunate appearance." ”

"Well, Dad, you wait! No, I!" But before I could speak, I suddenly felt a powerful surge of energy in my body, and I only felt myself rising in constant expansion.

Slowly, when I came to consciousness again, I saw that there seemed to be countless meridians rotating around me, and at the same time, there was a huge hourglass in front of me.

"Where is this?" I looked around curiously.

"Good son, this is the Three Thousand Worlds of Daozang. "My father's voice came back in the air.

"Daozang three thousand?"

"Yes, as long as you understand what scriptures are here, you can be as powerful as your father and me. ”

"Oh. ”

"But there's a limited amount of time here, and that hourglass is a time limit, and when the hourglass stops, how much you can comprehend determines how powerful you are after reforging. ”

"This. Looking at the seemingly endless scriptures in front of me, I was afraid of reading books since I was a child, and I suddenly felt my scalp tingle, so I asked casually: "Dad, there are really only 3,000 scriptures here." ”

"You'll know when you're done. ”

......

"Well, in order to prevent you from being lazy, the deity has learned a new way to trick the cantilever beam. As my father spoke, I felt my body tingle.

"Well, that's the effect, as soon as you stop reading and studying, your whole body will itch. ”

"What! That, I said my father......

"Taishang Laojun, the old man is right, the son is not the fault of the father, the father has been too laissez-faire for so many years, so you will be mixed like that in the mortal world; ”

"Smack!" As soon as my father's voice fell, a flash of lightning suddenly struck me, and I was flesh and blood**......

In this way, I don't know how many scriptures I have learned in the three thousand Taoist collections, and I don't know how much time has passed, in short, when I am a little distracted, I will immediately feel my father's endless love for me.

Finally the hourglass stopped, and at that moment I only felt a flower in front of me, and when I saw the scenery again, I found myself lying on the bottom of a pot of soup with something like a spoon stirring.

"Well, the effect is still a little far from the ideal. "When I looked up, I saw my father's face again on the football field, radiating the radiance of fatherly love.

"Dad, what do you mean by that?" I was afraid that I would be pulled back to rebuild, and I was suddenly shocked and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Forget it, it's still unrealistic to expect your qualifications to be like your father, after all, it's better than that bead, monkey, cow baby, or something, just barely make do with it first, and when you cultivate into a little fairy or something, Dad, I'm opening a back door for you." ”

"Phew. Hearing what my father said, I finally let go of my suspense, so I smiled with a filial expression on my face: "That father, you said that I am like this, why do you want to cultivate a little fairy?"

"Although your father and I are also a big man in this universe, I still have to go through the procedures that should be followed; ”

"That's it, forget it, Dad, or you can arrange a place for me to have a car, a house, and a harem, and then lie down and cultivate immortals." ”

"Well, I also want your father to look for this place you said, why don't you go down and look for your father?"

"This. Seeing that my father in front of me was about to show my father's love again, I hurriedly laughed and said: "Dad, let's not be joking; ”

"Well, that's good. The father said with his left palm up, and saw more than a dozen planets on it slowly turning, and after a while, the new father said with a happy face: "This planet is good, it is just in the period of cultivating immortals, and you can ride all kinds of dinosaurs to fight monsters, you must like it!"

"What!" Looking at the ever-enlarging planet in front of my eyes, countless images of the real dragon roaring and the savage mallet snatching the groom kept flashing.

"Dad, or we are in the ...... of business" Before I could finish speaking, I felt as if I had fallen into the abyss......

"Boom!"

"What people!"

"I'll go, is someone smashing the field again!"

When I regained consciousness again, I saw a dark and strange place all around, and several green-faced, yellow-faced, and purple-faced monsters dressed in dirt and poor clothes were all looking at me vigilantly.

"You, who are you, how dare you break into the underworld!" the purple-faced black-clothed strange man at a large dilapidated desk in front of him shouted a little timidly, and then looked up at a hole in the roof.

"Difu?" I couldn't help but be stunned, "Did you go to the wrong place? No, how could my father be mistaken?"

"Big, bold!" At this time, the blue-faced strange man in a white robe next to him shouted: "Yan, the king of Hades personally asked, you, you are so unreasonable!"

"Hades?" I came back to my senses and looked curiously at the purple-faced strange man in front of me, and was about to report my father's name, but I unexpectedly said a name in my mouth; "My name is Lin Wuyu!"

"Lin Wuyu?" Not only were the few strange people in front of me confused, but even I was curious; "Could this be the new name my father gave me?"

Just when I was puzzled, a yellow-faced stranger whispered a few words to the king of Hades, and then walked up with a smile and asked, "Young Master Lin, I don't know what evidence you have for coming to the underworld?"

"Certificate?" I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then looked at myself, and found that I was wearing a silver gown that looked like a very back, so I casually picked up a piece of ancient jade around my waist and looked at it, and then handed it to the yellow-faced stranger: "Do you think this looks like a certificate?"

The yellow-faced strange man cautiously took the voucher and looked at it, and immediately hurriedly handed back the jade pendant and said: "The villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, it turns out that he is a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun's disciples, and he hopes to forgive his sins if he misses the distance!"

When the king of Hades on the main seat heard this, he hurriedly jumped down and ran forward with a smile: "It turned out that Lord Jin Xian was coming, and the small one was disappointed, and the little one was disappointed!"

"Hades, you also know that we have been strapped for money here, and many places have not been repaired since the last time we were smashed by that monkey. ”

"Alas, forget it, let's take the little ancestor in front of you first. Hades said hurriedly turned around and smiled, "I don't know what kind of business Lord Jin Xian is here?"

"Well, my dad said that I should come here to be a little fairy or something, why did I come to you?"

"Dad?" Hades and the yellow-faced stranger were stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that it was estimated that the son of the Golden Immortal family had come down to mix his qualifications, so Hades hurriedly smiled and said: "Childe must be the first time to go down to the mortal world to practice; ”

"Reincarnation?" I couldn't help but be stunned, and suddenly said unhappily, "What do you mean I'm going to be shot again?"

"Shoot once?" After the king of Hades was stunned for a moment, he quickly understood and said with a smile: "No, no, how can a person like Childe be the same as a mortal, recently we have re-customized the reincarnation system for a person with status like Childe, and there is no need to be born from a mother like a mortal." ”

"Oh, and here's how, show me it. ”

"Childe, wait a minute. Hades glanced at the yellow-faced stranger as he spoke, and then led me to the old desk, and when I was in the main chair, the yellow-faced stranger came over with a small light screen, and then put it in front of me.

"Childe, this item is to choose your way of origin, we recommend here that there are three basic modes of Lingyusheng, plant-born, and Dao viviparity, after Childe chooses one, and then you can fill in the way you want to be born. ”

"Well, the first two can be understood, what kind of play is this viviparity?"

"Dao viviparity is born by using natural creation, such as being born after thunder and lightning landing, being born in a strong wind, etc., depending on the child's preference. ”

"Was you born in thunder and lightning? This sounds so domineering, so let's do this, what does this note mean?"

"This is what special needs the son has for birth, such as being born in the spotlight or in obscurity, and whether to add some special effects or something when he is born, such as what is full of Buddha sounds, incense and something?"

"Hey, why are there so many gray words on these special effects columns?"

"This, because special effects blessings cost merit and faith points, our underworld has only been open for a long time, and there is no great god sponsorship, so many special effects can't be used. ”

"So, then what merit and faith points can you see on me?"

"The villain was offended. The yellow-faced stranger shook his right hand and a piece of glass appeared, then swept the clothes on my body and said with a smile: "Childe's clothes are worth five thousand merits, enough to open most of the special effects." ”

"Well, then exchange my clothes for merit. ”

"Thank you Gongzi for your sponsorship of the local government!" When the king of Hades heard this, he said gratefully: "I will personally help Gongzi handle the exchange business." ”

As he spoke, Hades conjured up a glass card, manipulated it on it, handed it to me, and said, "Childe, you can just press the handprint here." ”

"Oh. "As I pressed my handprint, the clothes on my body instantly turned into silver and disappeared, but fortunately there was a set of underwear to cover my body.

"Childe's business has been done, you can take a look. The yellow-faced weirdo refreshed the lower light screen panel, only to see that there were not only special effects bars on it, but also many options bars.

"Gender, body, face shape, specialty, birth ability; yo, this body tsk, can it get bigger, hey, and this posture ......" That's it, I played on the panel for an unknown amount of time, only to suddenly feel a tremble, and after being bored for a moment, I changed the gender to male.

"Yo, the size of the transmitter can be changed! Well, yes. "Faced with this major life problem, I thought about it for a long time before I finally confirmed it, and then there were changes in appearance at different ages, etc., and when I adjusted all my appearances to the most satisfactory, I found that I only had more than 3,000 merits left.

"I'll go, the long handsome is really guilty, it's so expensive!" I thought about it and flipped through the options such as specialties and abilities, and found that I actually had a lot of bling powers that looked very advanced, but I didn't know what these abilities were for; The super physique has super recovery ability and resistance ability, which is divided into five levels, and the super perception and improvement ability of six senses is divided into five levels......"

"Well, as a mortal, the most important point of the body is full, and the perception seems to be very powerful, and I heard that the cultivation requires meditation...... "When I was about to add more abilities, I found that there were less than 1,000 merit points left.

"I'll go!" Seeing that there are still a lot of powerful abilities, I gritted my teeth and said, "Look at me if I still have anything valuable!"

"This. Hades suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Childe, the merit points you can use in this reincarnation have reached the upper limit, even if you change it, you can only keep it for the second time." ”

"Next time?"

"Childe doesn't know that every time he is reincarnated, he will not only accumulate all the merit points and beliefs he has accumulated in this life, but also increase the upper limit; ”

"So, by the way, what is this point of faith, why didn't I see it?"

"Because Childe doesn't have a godhead yet, he doesn't have the Godhead option turned on, and the faith points are used to upgrade the Godhead. ”

"I see. "Hearing Hades' explanation, I seem to understand something;" It seems that my father wants me to cultivate into a little immortal first, that is, to obtain a godhead first, and then give me some faith points, and then I can leap into a real golden immortal at once." ”

Thinking of this, considering that he estimated that he would have to reincarnate a few times, he readjusted the previous options;"Alas, forget it, the first reincarnation is still low-key, and go to the landlord's house to be a local tyrant." ”

After finally adjusting, I saw that there were still nearly 2,000 merits, "Well, the first reincarnation, it's better to defend yourself with the whole magic weapon." Thinking about it, I looked up at the yellow-faced monster and asked, "Can these magic weapons be recovered?"

"No, but as long as it's not damaged, Childe can keep it forever, even if he is reincarnated next time. ”

"That's right, that's fine. "After looking through the details that I can currently carry with the magic weapon, I finally chose the jade sword necklace worth a thousand points.

"Yes, that's it!"

"If Childe confirms that it is correct, he will press it here. ”

"Okay. With the press of my finger, there was a sudden thunder in the dark night, and Lao Tzu was finally reborn in the dazzling thunder!