The first, three, two, and one have an accident
This is an additional update of the monthly pass of 850 -
Li Jing is very weird, she just forgot about things related to Heavenly Court, but she still remembers other things, such as her goddaughter Golden-nosed and white-haired mouse spirit, this character who has nothing to do with Heavenly Court, she remembers it very clearly, but Nezha is a heavenly general on an errand in Heavenly Court, so she doesn't remember it at all.
In short, if she doesn't talk about things related to Heavenly Court, she is a very normal woman...... Hey, no, it doesn't seem to be normal, for example, on the plane, this thing stared at the flight attendant's uniform for a while, and suddenly opened his mouth and said: "That dress seems to be very trendy, I also want to buy a set." ”
"You're big, that's a flight attendant uniform!"
"If you want a uniform, buy it for me. Li Jing lay in the narrow corridor of the flight, rolling all over the ground. Such a big person was still coquettish, and the passengers around him looked at Tang Sen with incredible eyes.
A kind middle-aged aunt couldn't help but sigh: "Young man, your wife looks like a lot of water, but it's a pity...... Is she mentally ill? IQ is only at the level of a child of a few years old? How unsightly do you coax her to roll all over the floor on the plane? ”
"This isn't my wife. Townsend was crazy: "Okay, it's okay to buy you a flight attendant uniform......, right?"
When Li Jing heard this, she swiped the floor and jumped back to her seat.
How did this thing become the king? Tang Sen covered his face.
The plane flew in the sky for several hours, and once again returned to Baoxiang International Airport, where Tang Sen and his party got off the plane and rushed out along the surging crowd at the airport. Li Jing was noisy next to her, Tang Sen was dizzy by her, so he had to take out his mobile phone and connect to the online mall of Bao Xiangguo, and after a while, he found the "flight attendant uniform cosplay outfit", ordered a set, and the delivery address was located in the hotel next to the airport, Li Jing finally stopped.
But with such a fuss, I can't rush today. You have to stay in a hotel until you receive your goods before you can continue west.
Before it stopped for a few minutes, Li Jing shouted again: "Oops, I don't know where I lost my 7-inch large-screen phone." Tang Sen, you can buy me another one, otherwise I won't be able to watch police movies. Why don't you buy it for someone...... Buy...... What are you buying......" she pouted as she circled around Townsen.
If you want to be angry with this guy, you can't get angry, Tang Sen finally understood why the Jade Emperor tolerated a psychotic being the king. Fortunately, there is still a lot of money in the bank card I got from Gao Laozhuang. Tang Sen spent 50,000 treasure elephant coins (converted to 2,000 yuan in Datang coins) to buy her a Huawei Honor X2, and spent a few hundred treasure elephant coins to copy a few serials in the roadside stall in the mobile phone, which finally made this guy quiet again.
After watching the Hong Kong-made police and gangster films, Li Jing became much more well-behaved, did not speak, did not stir up, did not make random demands, and kept obediently holding the phablet and watching hundreds of episodes of serials with peace of mind. Next to this goods, Zhu Bajie is also holding a mobile phone. read the tens of millions of words of "Proud Invincible Record" with peace of mind......
Everyone stayed in a hotel next to the airport and waited for the next day to receive the flight attendant suit and continue their journey.
In the evening, Tang Sen sat on the balcony and watched the red-hot sunset, with a lot of thoughts, he didn't know what he was thinking, vaguely he seemed to have grasped some fragments of memory from his previous life, but when he thought about it seriously, he couldn't remember it at all. But he knows very well that when it comes to critical moments, he will become very powerful. When he defeated the yellow mink rat spirit and defeated Shiji Niangniang, he burst out with strength far beyond imagination.
"Could it be that my past life was awesome?" Tang Sen couldn't help muttering to himself.
"Well, as far as I judge. You were a cow in your previous life. Zhu Bajie's voice suddenly sounded next to her, it turned out that she was sitting on the balcony of the room next to her, the two balconies were very close to each other, she was holding a mobile phone in her hand, it seemed that she was watching "Proud Invincible Record" just now, and heard Tang Sen's self-talk. ran over and interjected: "Master, I feel that you are not good, what kind of person you were in your previous life, I can already guess ** not far from ten." ”
"Can you tell who I was in my previous life?"
"Yes, there is only one truth, your past life is ......"
"Hey, don't put ellipses at critical times, don't hang your appetite. ”
"Okay, then I'll say it bluntly, Master must stand firm, don't be frightened by his powerful past life. Zhu Bajie's face was serious and serious, and it seemed that the name she wanted to say was really a bit remarkable.
Tang Sen couldn't help but look forward to that name a little in his heart, could it be that I was a certain super god in my previous life, and Eighth Sister Zhu had seen it when she was on an errand in Heavenly Court, so she recognized it?
"Master's previous life was - Dragon!
As soon as Zhu Bajie's words fell, Tang Sen flew up from his balcony, crossed the sky, and kicked her in the face.
"Damn, if you talk well, you'll die? Don't describe a good young man as a bastard like Long Aotian. ”
Eighth Sister Zhu screamed: "Oh, don't kick, the master spares his life, and the apprentice is also objectively analyzed...... You see your appearance, you are handsome and chic, and the girls are loved by everyone. In terms of strength, you can level up quickly, and you can always leapfrog to defeat strong enemies, aren't these all the characteristics of Long Aotian? Who else can you say if you are not Long Aotian?"
"This ......" Tang Sen sweated profusely, not to mention that he didn't think about it, if he thought about it carefully, he still had a little dragon Aotian, could it be that I was really him in my previous life?
Tang Sen fell to his knees with a puff, bent forward in frustration, and then rolled on the ground: "No, no, no, I'm not Long Aotian, I'm not Long Aotian, I definitely don't want such a second name." ”
The little white dragon poked her head out of her balcony: "Oh, everyone, come and see the news, something is wrong." ”
Hearing her say this, everyone became interested, and they crowded in front of the TV in Xiao Bailong's room, and even Li Jing put down the police and gangster film in her hand and came to join in the fun with everyone.
Baoxiang news was playing on the TV, and a female reporter stood in front of the screen, smiling professionally: "There is a scandal in the royal family of Baoxiang, the protagonist is Her Royal Highness the Princess...... It can be seen that the relationship between the two is extraordinary, and now, let us interview the princess herself and hear what she has to say......"
The little white dragon pouted with a cute little mouth, and snorted: "This princess is really infamous, she is too unladylike, as a princess, you should be careful about your words and deeds, and you can't be ashamed of your family." How can you make out with a man in a public place? This is absolutely not a no-go!"
Eighth Sister Zhu rubbed her hands: "It's okay where no one is around, right?" Her evil eyes swept towards the graceful body of the little white dragon.
Xiao Bailong hurriedly hid behind Tang Sen, grabbed his shirt and said, "Brother Tang Sen, Eighth Sister has bad intentions towards the little girl. ”
Tang Sen said succinctly: "Beat her!"
Everyone laughed for dozens of seconds, and the TV camera had already turned to the front of the palace of Baoxiang Kingdom, only to see that it was surrounded by reporters, countless microphones were extended, and there were a large number of security guards in front of the palace to block the reporters, and the security guards led by them shouted: "No comment!
When Sun Wukong saw this scene, he couldn't help but feel interesting: "The current reporter is so bold, he actually dares to besiege the palace, aren't he afraid of being arrested and thrown into the prison?"
"New era!" Tang Sen said with a smile: "This is also the legacy of the golden cicada, not only the treasure elephant country, but also the royal families of many countries have lost their real power, they are now just a symbol, or a mascot, the country's decision-making power is in the hands of the parliament or the president, and the emperor can no longer dominate the country as he wants...... It is also a manifestation of democracy, freedom, and equality. ”
"I see......" Sun Wukong nodded.
The reporters continued to besiege the palace, and many reporters shouted: "Call the princess out for an interview!"
Where will the security guards at the door go, they just keep saying, "No comment!"
After a long time, a middle-aged man finally came out of the palace, only to see him wearing a golden dress, at a glance he knew that he was the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, countless microphones stretched out in front of him, and the reporters asked nonsense: "Your Majesty, what do you think of your daughter's scandal?"
The king spoke: "The scandal about my daughter is pure nonsense and nonsense, as we all know, my daughter is an orthodox lady who has received a good royal education since she was a child, how can she do such an infamous thing in the street? ”
The reporter of the TV station immediately sneered: "This station not only took photos, but also recorded a video of the princess and the man in the yellow robe kissing on the street, the evidence is conclusive, and only then dare to make a report, how can His Majesty the King be fooled by casually saying a 'nonsense'?"
The king said angrily: "You found a woman who looks like my daughter to shoot a fake video, I don't agree. ”
The reporter turned to face the live camera and said with a smile: "Dear audience friends, His Majesty the King is now reluctant to admit it, but it doesn't matter, I believe that all viewers and friends are sharp-eyed and will be able to see through the truth of the video, please let us review last night's events together......"
Then, the TV screen changed, and a video clip shot on the street was broadcast, only to see the camera facing a pair of men and women shopping hand in hand, the man was wearing a yellow robe, and even his head was covered, so he couldn't see his face clearly. But the woman was wearing a snow-white princess dress, her face could be seen clearly, she was a very pure and beautiful little girl, about two years old, and she was extravagant, without the explanation of the TV station, Tang Sen could also see that this woman was quite a princess.
Everyone turned around and looked at the little white dragon, and then at the woman on the TV, although the appearance was completely different, but the temperament was somewhat similar.
The TV picture changed again, the screen was divided into two halves, one side was still playing the video, and the other half showed a photo, which was a photo of the princess of Baoxiangguo, and then, the reporter used a very professional way to carefully analyze the similar details of the princess's photo and the woman in the video, and even the mole on the neck was not spared. (To be continued.) )