Eat meat and drink wine.

The only regret is that although the taste of the wine and meat is good, the aura contained in it is not too much, and it is difficult for people to achieve the high-end charm of the soul.

Stuffed the star-shaped strange fruit in his hand into his mouth, and took a bite of it, a mouthful full of juice, just like that, the Jade Dragon Wind swept away all the rare and foreign objects collected by Xuan Tao and Xuan Yuan, and there was not a single one left!

Yulong ate it happily, but Xuan Tao and the two were heartbroken. The two of them saw the Jade Dragon solve their collection of spirit fruits one after another, and destroy the hard-won demon beast meat one by one, and the tips of their hearts were dripping blood, but they couldn't, even so, they still had to smile at the Jade Dragon, but they didn't know that their smiling face was even uglier than a crying face.

"By the way, isn't this day the Punishment Palace taking in the wrongdoers?How did you get in with the lion's head and the thin bamboo pole?" Yulong already knew where he was, and couldn't help but lie on the bench and ask the two people standing respectfully beside him.

The lion's head Xuantao happily told how he stood out for his disciples, and how he slaughtered the head disciple of Kunlun Yuqiongmen, and after finishing speaking, he also looked up to the sky forty-five times, and praised himself, saying that he was the three good masters of the new world!

For Xuan Tao's full-time indoctrination of "beating the small and coming to the old", or even "the old and the young together", Yulong still agrees, in his opinion, no matter what happens, as long as the victory, of course, on the surface to make a perfect image of a humble gentleman.

Yulong set his eyes on Xuanyuan, and couldn't stand his cowardly posture, so he scolded: "You thin bamboo pole, don't be like a girl in front of the master, if you want to say it, you have to say it, and if you don't say it, you have to say it." ”

Under the powerful oppression of the jade dragon, and under Xuan Tao's teasing gaze, Xuan Yuan slowly spoke: "When I was practicing Dan, I accidentally blew up the Dan furnace. ”

"Who can guarantee 100% success in alchemy, is there a nervous problem with the person who locked you in?" Yulong said angrily.

In the Heavenly Court Heavenly Realm Country, as the minister of the Ministry of Pills at the highest level of pill refining, Taishang Laojun, he was not all successful in alchemy, although the probability of refining was very low, but on average, the Dan furnace would be blown up once every thousand years, and the flame mountain in the transmission was blown up by him, but the flame mountain was not preserved, and it was quickly restored to its original state with great magical powers.

"Not only that, but the Dan furnace also blew up a hill. Xuan Yuan blushed and added. His withered old face was already terrifying, and this red became even more unbearable to look at.

"Isn't it just a small mountain, I think there are still quite a few large and small mountains in Shu Mountain?" Yulong said suspiciously.

"After the mountain collapsed, it happened to bury the library of the Shushan Sword Sect. Xuan Yuan continued.

At this time, the jade dragon had a first glimpse, and he pouted at Xuan Yuan, and said in his heart, this girl's luck is not ordinarily bad!

But who knows, this is not the worst, and then, he heard Xuan Yuan say: "At that time, Uncle Qingluan was still inside, and I buried him together." ”

"Qingluan, that bad old man, buried it, hey, you said that you buried your uncle too. Yulong suddenly reacted, although Qingluan was just a small person to him, but for Xuanyuan, he was not an ordinary person.

Looking at Xuanyuan and nodded, Yulong also had nothing to say, and only gave him a thumbs up after being silent for a while.

I thought that my luck was very bad when I fell into the Heavenly Punishment Palace, but I didn't expect that my luck was worse than mine, and now my heart is balanced. Hee-hee, when I get back to Heaven, I'll lighten the punishment of the guy in charge of luck a little!

"Hee-hee, sir, there are a lot of good things in here, do you want to appreciate them? Xuan Tao didn't know where to take out a laptop and said with a smile to Yulong.

It's just that Yulong always feels that his smile is very profligate, and his eyes also exude a strange brilliance, which is even stronger and fiercer than when he used Shi Yanhuang.

Noticing Xuan Tao's mutation, Yulong also became interested and got together with Xuan Yuan in front of the laptop.

Xuan Tao's iconic lion's head smiled, skillfully clicked on a folder on the table that said "good things", and after clicking on it, many videos appeared densely.

Seeing the content of the film, Xuanyuan was also interested, and sat on the side, his eyes shining with longing stars.

What is so attractive?

Just when Yulong was confused, the most exciting movie for men in the world slowly played.

What is this? A series of bird languages, completely unknown, it seems necessary to learn the languages of various countries in the world, hey, how did a woman appear? Cut, not only is the movie picture so shoddy, but this woman is also so average that she can't even match one percent of Chang'e's, and she can't be compared at all! Wait, what is this woman doing? Why is she touching her breasts? Damn! What kind of movie is this? She even took off her clothes.

"Smack!" The pure jade dragon really couldn't bear such an impact, and an excitement made the laptop that was playing a passionate blockbuster come to the cold heart.

Taking his fist out of the big hole in the computer screen, Yulong blushed, glared at Xuan Tao and the others, and shouted, "Damn! What kind of movie are you showing to Xiaoye?"

There was a trill in the voice, this trill was not because of fear, even the jade dragon didn't know what it was? Maybe it was because he felt shy when he saw the shameful picture, maybe he regretted it because he was too excited and didn't appreciate it, maybe, there was no more.

Xuan Tao saw that his years of treasure had come to naught, and he wanted to cry without tears, but then he quickly reacted, ready to meet the anger of Yulong's gloomy face.

In fact, he is not to blame for this! The island country action blockbuster is famous, and men love it, but he didn't expect Yulong to be so innocent, so innocent that he doesn't like a man, and he actually rejects this kind of thing that men love.

Now he regretted it again and again in his heart, cried and mourned, and explained uneasily: "Little master, spare my life! It's me who is dirty, it's me who is rotten, I actually let such an unbearable thing defile your precious eyes, I deserve to die the most!"

Seeing the appearance of the senior brother admitting his mistakes, Xuan Yuan felt that he had the upper hand and was above the absolute advantage, then, Yulong rubbed his hands and could get it, and it was even more just around the corner to take him down.

At this moment, Xuantao's phone rang. The bell saved him, and at the same time made his jaw shatter once more, unable to put it back together.

"Master, the clothes are brought. Lingzhuzi gasped and said into the phone, "I'm next to the Heavenly Punishment Palace now, can I teleport it to you now?"

"It's itchy skin, don't teleport it to Lao Tzu quickly, Lao Tzu is in a hurry. Xuan Tao said loudly and forcefully on the other side of the phone, his roaring voice really startled Ling Zhuzi.

"It's coming! it's coming!" Lingzhuzi came to a series of cabinets, found the code of Xuantao's villa, and stuffed his clothes into it.

The light flickered, the air rippled, and with a mysterious rule, the clothes in the distance obediently hung in front of Xuantao Villa.

Yulong forcibly suppressed the urge to ask Xuan Tao where those movies were still there, and snatched the phone from his hand.