The second day of cuteness and black work is coming
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The red boy decided to take it seriously, she suddenly raised her small fist and punched her nose, and the bright red nosebleed instantly flowed out, dragging two long blood marks under the delicate little nose.
Sun Wukong suddenly froze: "Hey, niece, although you did something wrong, but the seventh aunt only wants to spank you twice, and you don't need to beat yourself to bleed, right?"
The red boy snorted twice, and suddenly, blowing forward hard, the two blood flowing from his nostrils suddenly turned into two fire dragons and rushed towards Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong is not afraid of fire!
500 years ago, she was locked in the alchemy furnace by Taishang Laojun and burned it for 7749 days, but she was fine at all, just her clothes were burned. In the face of the flames blown by a small child, she felt no pressure at all, and stood there generously waiting for her to burn, as long as she recited a fire avoidance trick, let alone burn her, even her clothes could not be burned.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the fire hit his face, Sun Wukong felt that something was wrong.
This fire is not ordinary fire at all, but three flavors of real fire, the ferocious heat is not comparable to ordinary fire at all, Sun Wukong's fire avoidance trick is useless, the fire instantly ignited her leopard print dress, and burned close to her body with a bang. If you want to change to a mortal, you will immediately have severe burns, but fortunately, Sun Wukong is not a mortal, he is dressed in copper skin and iron bones, and he can barely bear it, but everyone under the booth is watching, many monsters who are watching the excitement, and their clothes are burned in front of them.
Fortunately...... Fortunately, the dress on her body was bought very cheaply, it was made of low-grade Huaweib, and when it was burned by the fire, it immediately emitted billowing black smoke, which became a natural barrier to keep her from running out...... Sun Wukong hurriedly squatted on the ground, and the three-flavor real fire still surrounded her in the middle, burning her whole body so hot that she was sweating profusely, and black smoke also surrounded her. The smoke made her eyes very uncomfortable.
When Tang Sen saw this, he was startled, and hurriedly rushed over to help put out the fire, and hurriedly fluttered. conAd1(); The fire on Sun Wukong's body is a three-flavor real fire, where can it be extinguished, or the red boy received the spell, and the fire was finally extinguished. Tang Sen also took advantage of the smoke to disperse, and quickly took off his clothes and draped them on her body. All right. Before the clothes were put on, there was a small part of the sight that only Townsend had seen, and he would pretend not to see it.
Sun Wukong jumped up in Tang Sen's clothes and shouted, "Wow, you actually did such a poisonous thing to Seventh Aunt." ”
The red boy snorted, "If you want to spank my ass, isn't that also a poisonous hand? If I don't play with the three flavors of real fire, it will really be bad for your torture." ”
"Spanking can also count as torture?"
"Then burning clothes can also be considered a poisoner?"
Damn, why don't you count?" both scolded at the same time.
The red boy crossed his waist and said, "There is a kind of you who come and spank me again, and see that I will not burn you again." ”
Sun Wukong's eyes rolled twice, Nima. This is really hard to deal with, the three flavors are really hot, not to mention the power of burning, even the smoke makes my eyes unbearable. If the other party is really a bad monster, she may be able to take advantage of the other party's inattention, desperately hit the big stick indiscriminately, and kill it directly, but after all, Red Boy is her niece, and she can't be killed directly, so she can only slap her ass a few times. But as soon as she started to set fire to her clothes, it was a headache, and she couldn't win the fight.
Sun Wukong had no choice but to say indignantly: "Children don't obey discipline, how can there be such a thing as you?"
The red boy also crossed his waist and said, "Being an aunt is disrespectful to the old." How can you be like this?"
It seemed that there was no quarrel in the quarrel, so Tang Sen had no choice but to stand up and say: "Okay, stop arguing, what's there to be noisy about?" Let's talk about this matter slowly, it's not early, and there are many onlookers." If it's too big, the impact will not be good, let's go home first. ”
The red boy turned his head and said: "Well, this handsome guy is right, don't make trouble, let's go to my house to play, my house is in the Huoyun Cave of the Dry Pine Stream, you are guests from afar, I want to do my best to entertain." ”
Quarrels are quarrels, after all, they are relatives, and Sun Wukong had no choice but to follow the red boy and go to her house as a guest. conAd2();
Walk to the depths of the dry pine stream, sure enough, I saw a magnificent cave house, and there was a golden plaque hanging at the entrance of the cave, which read: "Huoyun Cave", and there was a vertical sign next to it, which read: "Red Boy Sanwei True Fire Co., Ltd. Headquarters".
Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat, the monsters of this year are really becoming more and more humane, look at this cave door, it is really not bad, if people who don't know see it, they really think that this is a company that has built a factory in the barren mountains.
Walking into the cave, I saw two forks, one fork in the road reads: "factory area", well, at a glance, you can know where the warm baby is produced, and the other fork in the road reads: "living area", which does not need to be explained.
The red boy led everyone to the living area, just walked in, I felt a warmth, it turned out, the inner wall of the cave was lit everywhere, in fact, this thing is not a lamp, it is a three-flavor real fire burning on the lampstand, emitting a warm light, the whole cave is full of such fire, which makes the cave warm like spring.
Walking to the depths of the cave, seeing that it was well furnished, full of modern furniture and electrical appliances, the red boy sat on the sofa and said triumphantly, "I'm okay here, right?"
Tang Sen smiled: "It's good, but then again, it's so well arranged here, and it cost a lot of money, right?"
Red Boy smiled: "Yes, I stole Dad's card, huh...... Almost 1.5 million ......"
Everyone sweated together, Nima, this bear child.
"Is the Bull Demon King rich now?" Sun Wukong asked, "500 years ago, she wasn't much richer than me. ”
Red Boy smiled: "Don't mention the old things 500 years ago, after the beginning of the new era, my father started all kinds of business, he has many demons, and there are many people, first collect some protection money or something, and then drum up smuggling and arms, and resell a few people...... Recently, I also engaged in some online game number theft or something, and made a lot of money. conAd3();”
When everyone heard this, their faces darkened, Nima, is this called business? I finally understood why the personality of the red boy was so awkward, a lack of education, it turned out that the Bull Demon King was a typical bastard.
Tang Sen almost jumped up and flipped the table: "Damn, I won't talk about smuggling arms or anything with protection money, I can't bear the theft of online games! Don't let me see the Bull Demon King, I will see him beat him once." ”
Well, I don't know how many otaku girls have had the experience of being stolen, Tang Sen hates this kind of behavior of pit otaku, and the next time he meets the Bull Demon King, he will never say a word, and directly slap his face.
Red Boy laughed: "Well said, my dad is a villain, it's normal for you to scold him, occasionally I am annoyed by him, and I want to scold him, and he deserves to steal his money." ”
When Tang Sen heard this, he couldn't help but be speechless, okay, the child of the black boss Bull Demon King is really a black style, even his father dares to scold, and it is normal not to give face to Sun Wukong, the aunt. Then again, the Bull Demon King is doing all the bad things, but the red boy is warming the baby, and this business seems to be a bit out of tune. Compared to Dad, the red boy Lori looks much cuter.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was not as angry as he was just now, and said with a serious face: "Even if your father's money is not coming from the right way, you can't steal it indiscriminately, and you still can't make your parents too uneasy as a child." ”
The red boy covered his ears with his hands: "If you don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen." ”
Damn, I can't really talk about it.
Townsend has been thinking about how to reason with a seven-year-old child and make her understand that stealing her parents' money is wrong, but after thinking about it, she doesn't know where to start.
That night, after dinner, everyone dispersed and went back to bed.
Tang Sen tossed and turned on the bed and thought about it for a long time, but he still couldn't think of any good persuasion method, and he couldn't sleep anyway, so he just got up, put on his clothes, walked out of the house, turned a few steps in the corridor, and suddenly heard hurried footsteps outside.
He was a guest, and it was not good for the third watch to walk around in other people's houses in the middle of the night, and it would be embarrassing to be seen, so Tang Sen turned sideways and hid behind the pillar, but saw footsteps coming quickly, it turned out to be a child in black clothes, leading a middle-aged Taoist priest in.
The middle-aged Taoist priest said as he walked: "The Holy Child King hasn't slept yet, has he?" The Holy Child King is the red child he refers to, Tang Sen has already heard her report during the day, and he can't help but wonder in his heart: A Taoist priest came to find the red child, what is this for?
The child in black spoke in a mouthful of rivers and lakes: "The boss hasn't slept yet, you stinky Taoist priest came to the door in the middle of the night to ask for a meeting, if you don't have anything serious, Lao Tzu will break your neck." ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest smiled and said, "Of course there are serious things. ”
Townsend felt more and more strange, and simply followed.
The black-clothed child took the middle-aged Taoist priest into the living room, and then went to pass the word to the red boy, and not long after, the red boy also came to the living room and sat down at the table opposite the Taoist priest: "Which kind of Taoist priest are you?"
The Taoist priest said in a low voice: "Holy Infant King, the poor Dao comes from above. He gestured to the sky.
The red boy suddenly understood, it turned out to be someone sent by Heavenly Court. I couldn't help laughing: "What's the matter with coming to me?"
"Poor Dao came here this time to contact the Bull Demon King, who saw the head and the end of the dragon, through the relationship of the king. ”
"Oh, looking for my dad, what's the right to tell me, if it's a trivial matter that doesn't have an name, I don't want to help you pass the word. The red boy put on an old-fashioned look.
The Taoist priest said in a low voice: "We want to ask the Bull Demon King to help us kill someone." Lord Bull Demon King should be professional in this kind of business, right?"
The red boy smiled and said: "Dad's gang takes all the dirty work, killing people and setting fires, kidnapping and extortion, all of them are his forte, who are you going to kill? How much is the price? Report in detail, I will help my father check first, if this business is done, I will reluctantly report it." ”
The Taoist priest said in a low voice: "Five million, kill a person who goes to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for relatives to marry." (To be continued.) )
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