Ninety-fifth Meng, His Majesty fainted
The fruit of the tree recited poems together, and the scene was really good-looking, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie couldn't help but be startled. After a long while, Eighth Sister Zhu said in a low voice: "These fruits are really interesting, very cute." ”
Sun Wukong also smiled: "All of them are white and fat, and they look very fun." ”
Zhu Bajie flattened her mouth and said: "Strange, it stands to reason that there is such a fun thing, the host should take it out and pretend to be forced, you see that he arranged for the white crane to welcome the guests, and the Xuan Ape offered the fruit, all in order to pretend to be forced, there are such powerful fairy fruits here, and the guests should be invited over to listen to their recitation poems, isn't it pretending to be forced to the extreme?"
As the two of them were talking about this, they heard the girl named Qingfeng say: "Mingyue, have you heard what the master said?" Among the evil guests who came this time, there is one of the demon kings who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, Sun Wukong, that guy is a demon king, monsters are so terrifying, if she knows about our ginseng fruit, she will definitely come to eat it...... If these lovely children were eaten by her, it would be so pitiful. ”
Sun Wukong was furious: How could my old grandson eat such a cute child?
The little girl named Mingyue also said: "I also heard from the master that there is a person named Zhu Bajie among the evil guests, who is a wanted criminal in Heaven, and the wanted criminal, when I hear it, he is a person who is so bad that he will definitely be eaten by her." ”
Sister Zhu was also furious: I am a general, and I am not a demon, how can I eat children?
Qingfeng said again: "There is also a curtain general, it seems that he broke the glass cup in the heavenly court and escaped from the nether realm...... The master's divination skills can calculate the past and present lives, even if this person has been hiding and never showing his face, he can't escape the master's calculations, if she sees these children, maybe they will be thrown to death like a glass cup. ”
Sha Wujing was also furious: I just broke the glass cup to find a sense of existence, I have never done anything really bad, how can I fall a child, in the Quicksand River Research Institute, I have never broken a researcher.
Qingfeng Mingyue didn't know that someone was eavesdropping next to her, so the two played with the ginseng fruits for a while, taught them a few new poems, and then asked them to hide in the leaves, and then slowly returned to the front yard.
When the two of them went far, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie walked under the tree with black faces, in fact, Sha Wujing also walked out side by side, but her sense of existence was too weak, and even the thirty-two father-in-law who was the author didn't notice it, so only the first two people were written.
"Wukong, what do you say?"
"Those two boys have insulted us so much that we must take revenge!"
"The key is how to retaliate and to what extent. ”
"Needless to say, we will do whatever they least want us to do. ”
"Isn't it? Isn't that going to eat two children?"
"This ......"
Sun Wukong hesitated: "Of course it is impossible to eat children, hum, but this breath can't be in vain...... My grandson came to make a mess for them, hummed, hummed, and let them know how powerful my demon king Sun Wukong is. ”
Eighth Sister Zhu snorted: "Do you want to make trouble? This is my forte." ”
The two looked at each other, then walked to the ginseng fruit tree with a wicked smile on their faces, and extended their evil hands to the children on the tree......
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The next morning, Tang Sen got up early in the morning, the mountains were cold, although he slept late last night, but this morning he was very energetic, breathing almost unpolluted air, as if he had washed his lungs once, and the whole person felt comfortable.
patted Sun Wukong's door: "Hey, Wukong, it's time to get up and continue on your way." ”
Sun Wukong's lazy voice came from the room: "Sleep for a while, toss with the children all night, so tired." ”
Tang Sen Daqi: Where did the children in the mountains come from? It can't be a dream, right?
patted Eighth Sister Zhu's door again: "Hey, Eighth Sister, get up." ”
In response to him in the room, there was a confused dream voice: "Long Aotian has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and he is invincible in the world...... Wielded the stick...... Bang bang bang ......"
Tang Sen covered his face and retreated sharply, Nima is cheating on his father, this thing is still reciting "Proud Invincible Record", how frustrating it is.
Walking to Sha Wujing's door, and was about to knock on the door, Tang Sen suddenly thought that even if she responded to herself in the house, it was useless, she couldn't hear it at all, Tang Sen simply took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and then pushed the door open and walked in, and took a picture of the camera in the middle of the room......
Reflected on the LCD screen, it is a picture of a pit father, Sha Wujing has just gotten up, is breathing the fresh morning air by the window, maybe she doesn't have to worry about being seen, she is only wearing a close-fitting clothes, but as soon as the mobile phone in Tang Sen's hand shines over, she is as white as jade, and her delicate and moving posture to get up is all photographed.
Sha Wujing: "......"
Townwend: "......"
"Ahh
Tang Sen Khan: "Don't scream, I didn't mean to, I was heard by others and thought I was insulting you." Besides, there's not much difference between this underwear and a swimsuit, so you don't have to make too much of a fuss. After saying this, he suddenly remembered, no, no matter how Sha Wujing screams, no one will hear it, unless that person is facing her with a mobile phone camera and microphone like himself, so you call it, no one will pay attention to you if you cut your throat.
Sha Wujing wiped her tears and said, "It's too much...... How can there be any reason to run into the girl's room with a camera early in the morning to shoot indiscriminately? ”
Tang Sen said with a bitter face: "However, if you don't take this thing, I can't communicate with you and Ben." ”
"Then you should also raise your voice and get my permission before coming in. ”
"Even if you allow it, I will be blind if I can't hear it. ”
Sha Wujing Khan: "Anyway...... Delete it quickly. She spread her hands, as if she was making the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and pounced on Tang Sen.
Datang smiled bitterly: "You don't have to be in such a hurry, I will delete it." Reaching out to click the delete button on the screen, but Sha Wujing pounced at this time, her fingers pressed randomly on the screen, the touch screen was very sensitive, and several instructions were entered in a row in an instant.
Screenshot ...... Save...... Forward to mailbox...... A series of operations automatically ran a lap.
Tang Sen was anxious: "It's not good, you misoperated, and sent the photo to a classmate's mailbox in my phone book......"
Sha Wujing was taken aback, and her face turned pale: "Is it a male classmate or a female classmate?"
Tang Sen patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, it was given to a female classmate, the school flower Zhang Duxue." She's a girl who knows what to do, and she won't spread the photos around, don't worry. ”
Zhang ...... Zhang Duxue?" Sha Wujing felt that the whole person was not good, her body was weak, she fell to the ground with a poof, and bent forward in frustration: It's over...... That's it...... It's completely over...... Your Majesty doesn't know if it's going crazy.
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Heavenly Court, Golden Cloud Palace, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The 9835th generation of the High Heavenly Sage Great Merciful Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable Xuanqiong High God, that is, Zhang Duxue, is sitting on the dragon chair with her face covered, it is only early in the morning, she has already opened the early dynasty, met with civil and military officials, handled government affairs, and after completing the early dynasty, she has to hurry to go to the imperial capital university to study, and her diligence and studious are beyond the reach of ordinary peers.
At this time, a civil official was standing on the temple and muttered: "Since we have not collected taxes from human beings for a long time, nor have we collected tributes from believers, and we only rely on some newly established enterprises to make money, the total income of the Heavenly Court this month is 2.35 million, but the expenditure is as high as 4.43 million...... It accounts for 60% of the total expenditure, 30% of the public funds are spent on food and drink, and only 10% of the funds are used for serious ......"
Zhang Duxue was furious, but this kind of thing could not be solved in a while, and she was angrily delving into subjects such as "Business Management" and "Economics" to find a way to tolerate the deficit until the best solution was found. So he waved his hand and said: "Take a few sets of jade artifacts in the palace and sell them for money, these are immortal magic weapons, they are very valuable in the human world, it is estimated that they can be exchanged for hundreds of millions of Tang coins, and then support the deficit for a year and a half, and the widow will come up with a way to solve the financial problem before going bankrupt......"
The civil official made a promise and obediently stepped back.
At this moment, the pleasant email prompt suddenly came to mind, and Zhang Duxue wondered in her heart, who would send me an email so early in the morning?
When I picked up the phone, I was overjoyed, but I didn't expect that the email was actually sent by Tang Sen, and it was an MMS message with an attachment...... After two years as a student at Imperial Capital University, Tang Sen had never sent her an email, and now he finally came.
Could it be that he finally remembered me?
Could it be that he is finally willing to have an in-depth conversation with me?
No, no, don't be too happy, just say good morning!
Even if it's just good morning, it's overwhelming.
Zhang Duxue pressed her heart to fly, and clicked on the email with a trembling hand......
What appeared on the screen of the mobile phone was an unnamed photo......
A few seconds later, Tai Bai Xing's scream sounded in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall: "Someone's coming...... Rapid Transmission of the Imperial Doctor...... Your Majesty was stunned......"