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Countless pairs of eyes looked at Wang Ermei, but the girl who grew up on horseback did not have the slightest stage fright, and said generously: "Here's the thing, one day a few days ago, I went out with a few herdsmen and sisters to take the horses out to graze......" She began to tell the story, and there was basically no problem in the first half, but when Tang Sen appeared, Wang Ermei, in order not to expose Tang Sen's identity, said that there was a master who happened to pass by and saved her, and helped her defeat the horse thief.

When the queen heard this, her eyebrows suddenly wrinkled: "Slow!"

Second Sister Wang said curiously: "What's wrong?"

The queen frowned and said, "What kind of master of the world can defeat so many horse thieves with loaded guns by himself?

The queen asked the key point in one sentence, and the sweat of Wang Ermei and Tang Sen ran down the ground.

Wang Ermei hurriedly said: "It's not a monk, no, it's just a master outside the world, he doesn't know magic, not at all." ”

The queen began to doubt: "Tell me how he defeated the horse thieves." ”

Wang Ermei wiped a handful of sweat and began to rack her brains to make up stories. However, although this girl who grew up in the ranch was very hearty and generous, and hospitable, she was not good at lying, and when she thought of making up stories to deceive people, she was very good. At this time, Tang Sen could no longer sit idly by, he kept his head down to avoid the eyes of the horse thieves, and at this time he had to approach Wang Ermei's side, and said in a voice that only she could hear: "You follow me......

Wang Ermei leaned her head towards Tang Sen, and the heads of the two looked like they were leaning together affectionately.

In fact, neither of them had any other thoughts in their hearts. This is completely for the convenience of whispering, but in the eyes of outsiders, this young couple is really affectionate, and they are still tired of it at this time......

Tang Sen and Wang Ermei inflicted a critical blow on the single dog, tons of damage!

The queen shook on the bench and felt even more irritated. If you think about it carefully, you have become a thirty-year-old single dog, and you are all to blame on the monk, all of them are the monk's fault, ya, the next monk must not be caught by me!

At this time, Townsend had already started to make up stories, and he was actually not very good at lying and deceiving people, but ...... It's not too difficult to make up a story about the world's masters defeating the horse thieves. Now there are a lot of novels on the Internet, and you can copy a random paragraph from them to explain why a person can defeat a group of horse thieves with his bare hands.

Wang Ermei said loudly according to Tang Sen's account: "At that time, we were caught up by horse thieves, and the horse thieves caught up from behind, outflanked us to the front, and then pointed guns at us and forced us to dismount. Squat down with your hands on top of your head...... After we crouched down, the triangular-eyed bandit leader. He told us to take off our clothes, and wanted to insult us. ”

"Wow!" The crowd of onlookers was in an uproar, and many righteous people immediately shouted: "Damn horse thief, shoot ...... This scoundrel must be shot ......"

The queen also slapped the table and said angrily: "How dare you do such a thing in broad daylight, this case doesn't need to be tried, shoot them!"

The horse thieves were sweating profusely.

That's when it happened. The defense lawyer of the public interest stood up: "Hey, you don't comply with the legal procedures like this, how can you just hear the case before the witness says two sentences, and you haven't heard the case yet, cough." The necessary steps still need to be taken. Although he didn't want to defend the horse thief, as the defendant's lawyer, he still had to speak at this time: "Defendant, do you have any opinions about the testimony of the witnesses?"

The horse thieves hung their heads and said, "No opinion, what she said is the truth." ”

The lawyer routinely said, "Okay, please ask the witness to continue speaking, and if there is any objection, please feel free to point it out." ”

Wang Ermei pointed to the triangular eyes led by Wang and said: "At that time, this villain wanted to come up and do something to me, and when I was about to lose my chastity, the master of the world appeared......"

"Oh?" the crowd of onlookers immediately cheered up, ready to listen to a good show.

Tang Sen told Wang Ermei about the plot changes in the novel of the urban soldier Wang Xiaohua.

After hearing this, Wang Ermei sweated and said: "That master of the world turned out to be a retired mercenary, who had won the title of king of soldiers in the dark world before, when he rushed out from the back of the horse team, a horse thief raised his gun to him, and the master of the world was quick to shoot, and kicked off the gun in the hand of the horse thief with a flying kick, and then another whirlwind leg kicked down two horse thieves with knives...... Then, he used the military grappling technique, military gymnasticism, and the fifth set of broadcast gymnastics...... Ahem, it's a mistake here, it's not gymnastics, it's a very powerful fighting technique, three strikes and five divided by two, and all the horse thieves who are responsible for guarding the back of the horse team will be knocked down. ”

The onlookers listened to the sweat, this Nima, how is this a bit like a novel about the king of soldiers?

The lawyer, out of responsibility, asked the thieves, "Is she telling the truth?"

The group of horse thieves who were in charge of guarding the back of the horse team said embarrassedly: "Actually, we don't know, it happened too quickly, but we were all knocked unconscious in an instant, and we don't know how we were knocked down, maybe the witness is telling the truth." ”

Onlookers: "......"

"This Nima is a foolish thief, he doesn't even know how he was beaten down, and sure enough, only the second goods with low IQ will be thieves this year. The onlookers instantly found a sense of superiority and were overjoyed.

In the midst of a mockery, I heard the triangular-eyed bandit leader shout loudly: "I'm not a foolish thief, I'm ...... I know very well how I was defeated, I know everything...... I asked to speak, I knew who I was, what moves I was used to bring me down. ”

Triangle Eye said: "At that time, the so-called worldly master stood in front of me, he obviously didn't look like the person we destroyed France, at least not a herdsman, riding a white bicycle, very handsome......"

When he said this, Tang Sen's head lowered even more, and he cursed in his heart: I'm rubbing, things are not good, don't be recognized by him.

Triangle Eye said, "I shot the tall man at a very close distance. As a result, he turned his head and dodged, and the bullet hit the ear of the second master......" He pulled Scarface next to him, pointed to his missing ear and said, "It's this ear that is gone." Then he added: "Then I fired a second shot, but unexpectedly, the guy turned his head and dodged the second shot, and the bullet hit the other ear of the second master." ”

The crowd of spectators heard this. I couldn't help but laugh: "I'm rubbing, you're blowing blindly? How can anyone flash a bullet?"

Triangle Eyes exclaimed exhaustively: "Yes, that guy is not human at all, he can actually flash bullets, I was also scared, I'm sure, that guy can spell!"

"Can spells?" The queen slammed the table and jumped up: "Those who know spells are bad monks, arrest him and break his color ring." Destroy him!"

Usually when she says this, everyone will follow suit, but the onlookers think: No, this time if you catch a monk back, the queen will destroy the law herself, then our beautiful queen will not ...... The good cabbage made the pig arch? No, this time I can't say anything to follow suit.

There was a deathly silence.

The judge turned to Wang Ermei: "Witness, for what the defendant just said." Do you have any objections?"

Tang Sen and Wang Ermei were sweating profusely, no. At this time, it is necessary to make up some stories to make the matter of dodging bullets reasonable, and Townsend whispered a few words.

Wang Ermei hurriedly said: "That's the case, afterwards, the master told me that he didn't hide when he saw the bullet come out." Instead, he looked at the fingers of the triangular eye, and when his fingers pulled the trigger, the master tilted his head and dodged the bullet. This is the deepest skill he can master as a top-level soldier king!"

Everyone sweated together, what kind of skill is this Nima? This is the same as looking at each other's shoulders before the master takes out the sword in martial arts novels...... It's all nonsense.

Triangle Eyes yelled, "Impossible. It's absolutely impossible, so how do you explain it In the end, the master slapped me on the shoulder, and I couldn't move and passed out, and when I woke up, I had already been arrested by the police, this thing was unusual, he must have used some kind of spell on me. ”

Wang Ermei said under Tang Sen's instructions: "At that time, he had a poisonous needle between his fingers and stabbed you in the shoulder, and the poisonous needle was coated with the most high-tech anesthetic of the Tang Kingdom, so you froze and passed out...... In short, he used definitely not spells, just special skills of mercenaries. ”

Triangle Eyes shouted indignantly: "No, that's not a mercenary, that guy is weird, I'm sure, that thing can spell, that thing will definitely spell......"

Wang Ermei also shouted: "No, he doesn't know spells, he's just a mercenary!"

"Hey, I said that there is something wrong with the focus of your argument?" The judge slapped the table and said loudly: "Shut up, what you said is beyond the facts of this case...... "The judge doesn't want to discuss whether a foreign master can do magic, in case a foreign monk is involved and arrests him, the quasi-respected queen sister will ...... No, don't bring it up again at this time.

However, the queen is not so easy to fool! She also slapped the table and jumped up, and said loudly: "I can not mention the facts of the case first, but first tell me who is the person who can do magic?"

The scene is out of control!

Triangle Eyes shouted loudly: "I don't know what kind of person that person is, I just know that he is very handsome, and he belongs to the type of woman who wants to marry him when she looks at him, this kind of person is very easy to find...... As long as you find the most handsome man in the world, it must be him. ”

As soon as these words came out, I saw countless eyes shooting towards Tang Sen beside Wang Ermei!

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