The fourth, two, eighth, and old king

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After hearing this, Zhang Duxue turned around and left, she didn't dare not turn around, because her eyes had narrowed with a smile, and she could no longer maintain an elegant and noble temperament, and if she stood in front of him for another second, she would be exposed.

Now she just wants to hurry back to her home, jump on the bed, and roll wildly with the pillow, so happy, so happy that she can't roll without rolling! But the Jade Emperor can't roll all over the ground in front of anyone, so now she has to use the greatest concentration to maintain her posture, and she can't show her feet.

Back in the sky, passing through the South Heavenly Gate, the heavenly soldiers and generals on both sides bowed to her.

Zhang Duxue didn't feel it before, but this time with Tang Sen's reminder, when she passed through this door, her eyes couldn't help but glance at the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals on both sides, although these Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals guarding the South Heavenly Gate tried their best to pretend to be demented in front of her, but a flash of inspiration in their eyes still revealed that they were not fakes painted by Ma Liang, but real Heavenly Soldiers.

She seemed to be able to sense an atmosphere of ill will from these guys, perhaps, these guys were secretly smiling in their hearts at the moment, ready to push her, the Jade Emperor, off the stage at any time.

Zhang Duxue didn't dare to look into the shadows behind the South Heavenly Gate, because she was afraid that she would be noticed by the enemy general disguised as a "heavenly soldier", and now was not the time to startle the snake.

Back in her bedroom, Zhang Duxue waved away the maid and bluntly said that she wanted to rest, but she quietly opened a secret door on the wall, pushed the door out, and walked out of the palace wall from the back garden.

There was a huge Dan furnace in the palace, and green smoke was curling from it. The two beautiful fairies in front of the furnace are fanning the wind, these two fairies are the two girls of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn, at this time they no longer have the glamorous temperament when they were female stars in the human world, but instead they are a clear and beautiful dust, restoring the true colors that fairies should have.

Seeing the arrival of the Jade Emperor, the golden horn and the silver horn were slightly taken aback. I couldn't help asking, "Why is His Majesty the Jade Emperor here?"

"Is Taishang Laojun here?" asked Zhang Duxue.

"Bathing and changing clothes in it. The golden horn and the silver horn pointed to the inside: "Please wait for a moment, Your Majesty, and your subordinates will go in and invite Lord Taishang Laojun to come out to greet you?"

"Take care of the Dan furnace. Zhang Duxue waved her hand and said, "The widow will go in by himself, by the way, don't tell anyone about the widow coming here." If you violate this order, you will be degraded to marry a super ugly man. ”

The golden horn and the silver horn glanced at each other, and they both saw a trace of surprise in each other's eyes, His Majesty the Jade Emperor, who has always been benevolent, actually threatened his subordinates in this way? Both of them were well-behaved people, and immediately nodded and said, "Obey." ”

Zhang Duxue nodded, turned around and walked to the inner room.

Passing through a delicate small corridor, pushing open a full moon door, entering a fragrant women's boudoir, there was no one in the boudoir, but there were many women's clothes thrown on the bed, some of them in the ancient style. There are also modern ones, and the appearance of these clothes is that they are worn and dirty and thrown on the bed. I don't know how long the clothes have not been washed...... In other words, dirty clothes are thrown on the bed, so where does this guy usually sleep?

Zhang Duxue heard the sound of rushing water coming from the bathroom next to her, and couldn't help but scold angrily: "Hey, Taishang Laojun, you lazy guy only takes a bath once in a few months." I'm better to visit you today and take a shower, am I lucky or unlucky?"

"Ahh There are also many water beads hanging on her body, her figure is great, her complexion is snow-white, she looks like clotted fat, her breasts are the right size, and her waist is slender, which is a first-class beauty.

"Hey, don't jump out halfway through the shower, go back and get dressed before you come out. Zhang Duxue exclaimed angrily: "Isn't it nice to be naked? I'm not a man, so I'm not interested in looking at your body." ”

"Oops, it's already washed, not halfway through. Taishang Laojun smiled: "As for the clothes...... Belch...... There is no change of clothes, all of them are dirty and unwashed, and they can only be temporarily naked. ”

Zhang Duxue was taken aback: "I remember that your ancient costumes and modern fashions add up to more than a hundred sets of clothes, all of them are dirty and unwashed? ”

Taishang Laojun smiled awkwardly: "No way, I'm born lazy, hehe......"

"Didn't I give you a fully automatic washing machine invented by mankind?" Zhang Duxue exclaimed: "You don't even bother to wash it when it is fully automatic?"

"What kind of automatic, deceitful!" Taishang Laojun said indignantly: "False advertising, it can't be fully automatic at all, you have to put your clothes in by yourself, press the switch, and take them out of the washing machine and dry them on the hanger after washing...... These steps should also be done automatically in order to be called a fully automatic washing machine. ”

Zhang Duxue covered her face: Nima, if even these things can be fully automatic, then it is not a washing machine, it is a washing robot.

"Well, I've been mentally prepared for your laziness for a long time, today I was going to see an unkempt and dirty you, but now you have no clothes to wear, but at least you are clean, which has exceeded my expectations. Zhang Duxue said angrily: "Let's talk about business." ”

After she finished speaking, she walked to the tea table and sat on the chair, planning to talk about business with Taishang Laojun, but she didn't expect that as soon as she sat down, she jumped up as if her butt had been pricked by a needle, her face changed greatly, and she pointed to the chair and shouted, "What is this?"

It turned out that there was a black, soft cloth on the chair, so dirty that I couldn't tell what it was......

Taishang Laojun grabbed the dirty cloth, brushed the floor and threw it into the corner of the house, and said with a dry smile: "It's my socks, I haven't washed them for about five months, and they're not too dirty, and there is one over there that hasn't been washed for two years, and it stinks so much that it can't be done, but fortunately you didn't sit on that one." ”

Zhang Duxue only felt dizzy for a while, and almost couldn't breathe and fainted, and said with difficulty: "What about the green ox under you? What about the golden horn and silver horn? Why don't they help you do these things?"

"Well, personal belongings, inconvenient for them to touch. Taishang Laojun said solemnly: "Do you rest assured that you can hand over your clothes, shoes and socks and other personal things to outsiders to wash for you? What if they spit on them while washing?"

Zhang Duxue sweated profusely: "No one will do this." ”

"Yes, I do that a lot. Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "It's good to get used to it, it's okay, it's okay, I'm concentrating on studying Dandao, and I really don't have time to take care of the little things in life, uh-huh, aren't you mentally prepared?"

Zhang Duxue said depressedly: "Okay, just stand and talk about business." Speaking of this, Zhang Duxue's expression instantly became serious.

Taishang Laojun saw her solemn expression, it seemed that there was really something important, and he also put away his hippie smile, and said in a deep voice: "What's wrong?"

"Someone is plotting to rebel and wants to push me down. Zhang Duxue said the matter succinctly.

Taishang Laojun listened quietly, and then understood that something really was going to happen, now was not the time to spoof, she stretched out her hand, and a set of Taoist robes on the bed flew up, covering her body, covering her naked delicate body, as for how long this Taoist robe has not been washed, I can't care about it.

Covered with a Taoist robe, her temperament changed, and she no longer looked like an ordinary beautiful girl out of the bath, but like a Taoist master who appeared on the stage after bathing and changing clothes, and frowned: "The only reformers who can be confirmed are Tai Bai Xing, Twenty-Eight Nights, Nine Yao Xingjun, Giant Spirit God, Clairvoyance, and Shunfeng Ear...... As for who else is in the Reform Party, there is not enough information. ”

Zhang Duxue nodded and said: "My information has always been taken care of by three people, Tai Bai Xing, Clairvoyant, and Shunfeng Er, and all three of them are reform parties, which means that I have been blinded for a long time, and there are many things I don't know." Almost all of the information I've gotten is not credible. ”

Taishang Laojun nodded: "In other words, it is difficult to argue with the enemy now, and the gods of Hehan are not credible." ”

Zhang Duxue hummed and said, "Erlang God is credible, Zhenyuan Daxian is credible." ”

Taishang Laojun thought silently and said, "Yuan Shi Tianzun is credible...... If Yuan Shi Tianzun and I were the Reform Party, the Reform Party would have no need to lie dormant for a long time, and directly launch a coup d'Γ©tat and push you down, and you would have no choice but to do so, because we are still on your side, so they will not move. ”

"Hmm!" Zhang Duxue nodded: "I also believe in Yuan Shi Tianzun and you, so I came to you as soon as possible." ”

Taishang Laojun frowned and thought carefully for a while: "What are you going to do? Mobilize troops to clear up, or wait and see? If it is the former, I will immediately summon the Kunlun Twelve Golden Immortals to come back." ”

Zhang Duxue shook her head and said, "I have to wait and see what happens, so that I can catch them all." ”

Taishang Laojun smiled: "I know that you woman usually looks harmless to humans and animals, but she is a powerful person in her bones." Well, let's wait and see, but ...... If he dies, I don't think the Reform Party will have to push you down, and you will cut yourself off and fall into the path of samsara. ”

Zhang Duxue said: "So I'm here to ask you for help and secretly protect Tang Sen." He's a very proud man, and I don't want him to notice that I've sent someone to protect him, so I ......"

Taishang Laojun smiled bitterly: "I understand, you have to sit in Heaven to deal with the Reform Party, and you can't follow him all the time, so you want to beg me to be his bodyguard, tsk, you are too exaggerated, I'm too Shanglaojun, oh, no, that's not the point, the point is that I'm a super lazy person, I don't even bother to wash my clothes, you actually want me to be a bodyguard? How much labor fees do you plan to give me?" )

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