Chapter Seventy-Nine: On the Importance of Size
"Sure enough, someone as handsome as me is the only protagonist. The jade dragon stroked his cheek handsomely, with a stinky face, and his eyes were filled with endless vicissitudes, as if he had been in the tunnel for tens of millions of years.
He didn't stay long in the molten world, but the stimulation inside was definitely the most evocative of him so far, the sweet taste of the enchantress's red lips is still echoing in his mouth, it really ripples my heart!
Although the jade dragon's indifferent voice was very light, it scared the most thief-minded Xuankong, and the little bird that stepped down was even worse, with a "whoosh" sound, it even drilled most of it into it, it was originally an earthworm that was not fully developed, and now only the head of a small earthworm is left, and I really feel sad, it's all like this, it's really boring to be a man.
"Who is it?" Xuankong shouted violently, covered his lower body with one hand, and turned around to meet the jade dragon. The things under his crotch can be blocked with one hand, and even if he is blocked by one finger, he can't see anything.
Xuankong's back was cold now, and his forehead was covered with fine cold sweat, and he didn't even notice that there was someone behind him! As soon as he thought of this, he felt as if he had walked around from the god of death, and when he thought about it, if the other party suddenly attacked, wouldn't his life be more auspicious than lucky? For this reason, Xuankong's heart trembled, and his hands and feet trembled uncontrollably, but the trembling amplitude was very small, and outsiders couldn't see it.
Although Xuankong's body subconsciously felt dangerous, he quickly reacted, and now if he felt scared, he would die faster, so he hurriedly secretly transmitted a message to his younger brothers, asking them to come over quickly.
When his younger brothers received his news, they were stunned at first, and then burst out laughing with contempt.
"Haha, it's not going to work in less than a minute, the things under Senior Brother Xuankong are getting better and better, it's better to cut it and lose it. ”
"Hee-hee, whatever. Maybe Senior Brother Xuankong's little bird didn't even break the membrane of those two big beauties, and now it is still a complete body, wouldn't it be cheaper for me to wait? Those two are peerless beauties, I have grown so big, I have never seen such a beautiful woman Zhang, I feel chicken when I think about it. ”
The little monks didn't know that danger was coming, thinking that Xuankong was not good again, and they had heard too much about the wolf coming, and they naturally thought that Xuankong was calling them to extinguish the fire.
"Who are you? The Bodhi Great Zen Sect is doing business here, so don't leave quickly, so as not to be endlessly chased by the Bodhi Great Zen Sect. ”
Xuankong guessed that Yulong was a disciple of the Shushan Sword Sect, but he still moved out of the sect, and he didn't have the shame of talking about the holy land of Buddhism with his bare ass at all, no matter what it did to discredit the sect, as long as he deterred the other party.
Xuankong had already recovered from the shock of the appearance of the jade dragon, and with a group of junior brothers rushing here, relying on the large number of people, he had confidence again.
"Bodhi Great Zen Buddhism is also the so-called Buddha cultivation, well, I didn't expect to meet a bald donkey so soon. ”
It's okay not to mention Bodhi Great Zen, Yulong may give Xuankong Bald Donkey a pleasure in order not to dirty his eyes, but as soon as Bodhi Great Zen is mentioned, Yulong thinks of the old bald donkey of the Western Heaven Bliss Realm, then the next step will be torture and killing.
So Yulong thought fiercely in his heart: "Buddha cultivator? should assassinate the master, the master will cut off your roots, see a Buddha cultivator bald donkey, kill a pair." ”
"Hmph, blind your dog's eyes, Bodhi Great Zen is the second place in thousands of cultivators, in fact, you can fight against it. "Xuankong has already put on a yellow robe to cover his fat body.
For Xuankong's vulgar language, Yulong is not there at all, if he was a dead man, Yulong would not be interested in wasting saliva on them.
Seeing Xuankong put on his clothes, although Tang Xiaochi was seriously injured and couldn't feel a trace of aura, how could she, with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, let go of the opportunity to humiliate Xuankong?
"Yo, bald donkey, because the little Ding Ding is too small and too short, I feel inferior, so anxious to hide it? yes, your little toothpick, ah! Little toothpick I'm sorry, that little bird is not as long as you, Xiaochi actually insulted you, I'm really sorry. ”
Tang Xiaochi smiled evilly, completely ignoring Qu Yue'er's slightly moved eyes and the corners of Yulong's twitching mouth, and Xuankong's head was even more bruised, almost spurting blood.
Yulong shouted even more wildly in his heart: "Female hooligan, female hooligan, I only saw your essence now, and I was almost confused by your cute appearance." It seems that you usually deliberately go against me, for the sake of being a hooligan/hooligan, a handsome and handsome guy, such a powerful scheming/!"
"Little Nizi, I can't see that you have such a good study of men's babies. It's just weird, when you climb on my bed, how do I feel that you are still a virgin?" Yulong was defeated by Tang Xiaochi's undisciplined exercises, and after he reacted, he wanted to tease her.
"There's no research, damn the big bad wolf. Tang Xiaochi heard the words "on the bed", "virgin", etc., and suddenly looked like a cat with its tail stepped on, and its hair stood on end, "The big bad wolf is already much longer and thicker than that bald donkey, so thinking about it, shouldn't a man be the same as the big bad wolf in normal circumstances?"
I rely on it! Use mine to compare with ordinary men! Is the master an ordinary person? The master is an immortal, an out-and-out natural immortal, how can ordinary people compare with the master? The length of the master is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
"Isn't that bald donkey a normal person?" said the jade dragon angrily, turning to the hundred-watt light bulb in the Xuankong.
"How can a bald donkey be a human being? they are a bald donkey!" Tang Xiaochi blurted out, denying the authenticity of the monk as a human being.
Tang Xiaochi and Yulong discussed these sensitive issues, blushing all over their pretty faces, blushing and dripping blood, which was charming, but she still persevered, and did not turn around and run away like some girls like some girls, as soon as they heard these topics, as if they were not pure when they heard these topics.
And Tang Xiaochi is like this, this is her different place, and it is also her lovely place. Silly blushing, doing his own thing, never caring about the eyes of others, this is very similar to Yulong.
Yulong and Tang Xiaochi's flirting and scolding...... discussed, but he was angry with Xuankong, he was on the side, first listening that he was not a man, and then there was a bald donkey and a bald donkey in his ears, he was angry and bloody, and almost spit three catties of blood and fell to the ground.
"Nima, have you said enough? "Xuankong's little brother has already rushed over, they saw the jade dragon in the field, and immediately knew the current situation, Xuankong told them not to put out the fire, but the Xuankong evil fire to rise and destroy people. Xuankong was also full of confidence because of the arrival of his little brother, his expression changed rapidly, and he had an expression of winning with a chance in hand.
"Humans speak, don't interject bald donkeys!" Yulong and Tang Xiaochi hadn't spoken yet, but Qu Yue'er, who had her eyes closed, said lightly, still without saying anything, and she would be scared to death if she spoke.
Qu Yue'er's character, the white cut is black, and it is considered to be black in the belly, isn't it?
She used her last strength before, and together with Tang Xiaochi, she took the Shushan healing elixir "Harmony Wind Qinglu".
After conditioning, the internal injuries were only temporarily suppressed, and after a short attempt, I wanted to crack the spell of Danhai's sealing aura, but it ended in failure, and finally I learned that if I wanted the mental wounds to heal, I couldn't rush between this time and a half.
She was already angry because of the failure to break the seal, and it happened that Xuankong sent someone to scold, and she couldn't do it without scolding.