This is the first update for the alliance leader Huyan Jueluo Yijia, don't go away, there will be -

The two walked to the door of the restaurant, where the Ferrari had just been dragged away by the police, and the door was quiet as if nothing had happened.

Townsend glanced left and right, and said curiously, "Huh, where's your Ferrari?"

Zhang Duxue suddenly sweated profusely: "This ...... My damn butler doesn't know where he's crazy...... You wait for me, I'll call and ask. She walked into the distance and dialed Erlang God's mobile phone.

"Your Majesty, calling at such a time will kill someone. Erlang God's voice sounded a little angry.

Zhang Duxue Daqi: "What do you mean?"

Erlang God hurriedly said: "The last general has just turned into a tiger and is chasing the leopard that Sun Wukong has changed, but now that she has become a lion, the last general is fleeing for her life...... I feel so stressed when I receive a call from His Majesty, and while talking to you, I have to dodge her attacks......"

When she said this, there was a loud roar of "whoop" in the mobile phone, and then there was a strange sound of animals fighting, struggling, roaring, and biting, and after dozens of seconds, I heard Erlang God say: "Whew, turning into an elephant finally knocked this guy back for the time being, but she will soon become something nameless to deal with elephants, and she will have to work hard to find new changes......"

Zhang Duxue was furious: "Change your size, tell her that the truce is going to be a truce, and Tang Sen is going home, Sun Wukong doesn't want to alarm Kangsen, right? ”

Ten minutes later, Jirojin appeared in front of the two of them in a brand-new Maserati.

Tang Senqi said: "This car...... If I didn't have Alzheimer's, I would have been a Ferrari. ”

Zhang Duxue wiped the cold sweat on her forehead and said: "My company is very rich, well, there are all kinds of brand-name cars, and every time you drive it, you have to change a brand, well, that's right, that's how it is set......" just said. She secretly screamed that it was not good, miserable, and accidentally even said the word "setting", which must be recognized now.

Unexpectedly, Tang Sen smiled and said: "The two words are well used." Twilight Snow, if you add more oil, you can get rid of the current charge. ”

Zhang Duxue: "......"

Townsend got into Maserati and found that there was a large-mouthed monkey hanging ornament lying on the back seat of the car, and quickly looked at his mobile phone. Only then did he find that Sun Wukong didn't know when he had left him, picked her up and hung her back on his phone, and asked in a low voice, "What did you do just now?"

Sun Wukong snorted: "I didn't do anything, I reminisced with an old friend." ”

Erlangshen drove Tang Sen back to school, Zhang Duxue wanted to send him home directly, but Tang Sen had to go back to school to pick up the little white dragon in the parking lot, so he had to go back to school first.

The two waved goodbye at the school gate, Tang Sen was nothing, but Zhang Duxue was very reluctant to go on the first date in her life. It's a pity that it's just the time to eat a meal, the time is completely insufficient, she still has a lot of things she wants to experience with Tang Sen, watching Tang Sen turn over and ride the Little White Dragon, she really can't help it, and said in a low voice: "Tang Sen, next time...... Can we go to the movies together? and, amusement parks......"

Tang Sen sighed and wanted to refuse, but he had already rejected Zhang Duxue several times. It's not good to always hurt her heart, not to mention, as the contact deepens, he finds that Zhang Duxue is a very good woman. He said, "In this way, I will ask you three questions, and if you answer two, we will go to the movies, and if you answer three, we will add an amusement park." ”

Zhang Duxue was overjoyed: "You just have to ask." Don't say three questions, even five...... Ahem, no, only three of them!"

Townsend smiled and asked, "First question, what does blackening mean?"

Zhang Duxue said confidently: "Blackening refers to a great change in temperament, and refers to a good person who suddenly switches to a dark personality. ”

Tang Sen smiled: "The first question is a simple question about welfare, and the last two are difficult, listen up, and the second question, what does Kuso mean?

The confidence on Zhang Duxue's face became more and more obvious: "Kuso means spoof, which is generally used to describe the novels of the thirty-two fathers-in-law. ”

Tang Sen Khan, isn't it, so powerful? I have already answered two correctly, no, the third question must be given a super difficult one. He racked his brains and thought for a long time, and finally said seriously: "The third question, what is the Chinese translation of λ‐Drive?"

Zhang Duxue didn't think about it, and immediately replied: "Imaginary string repulsion field generator." ”

Tang Sen fell to the ground with a puff, and bent forward in frustration: "Isn't it? Such a difficult question can be answered in an instant, even ordinary otaku and otaku may not be able to do it...... Zhang Duxue, you are really amazing. ”

"Hahaha, you answered all three questions correctly, you owe me to watch movies and amusement parks, and you can't go back. Zhang Duxue happily jumped back into the car, Erlangshen stepped on the brakes, and the car did not move...... Lifting his foot and pressing on the accelerator again, the car finally moved and disappeared quickly at the end of the street.

As her car passed, a long police car suddenly appeared and drove in the direction she had disappeared......

Tang Sen looked at the endless stream of police cars passing by on the street, and said curiously: "What's the situation today?

Sun Wukong smiled but did not speak.

Tang Sen turned over and got on his bicycle and drove home, I don't know why, there was a faint stupidity in his heart, Zhang Duxue looks very cute today...... It's really cute, especially when she answers those three questions at the end, which makes Tang Sen's heart ripple indescribably, how much effort does she have to put in to answer all three questions?

A woman who fights for love is the most beautiful woman!

When he returned home and pushed open the door, Tang Sen immediately found another woman fighting for love, it was Zhu Bajie. Damn, this guy crawled out of the ground and ran to his house.

She was wearing a clean and neat women's suit, with a respectful look on her face, and was making tea for Tang Sen's mother: "Sister Tang, you can try my tea-making skills." ”

"I don't have time to drink, so I'll put it there first. "Mom is playing racing games with Bai Ruoling, one person is holding a handle, shouting at the screen, the two luxury cars have been hit by them, Mom is running in the eleventh place, Bai Ruoling is in the twelfth place...... The first ten are the lowest difficulty computers.

Tang Sen covered his face: "Mom." Can't you teach Bai Ruoling something reliable? Teach her what kind of trouble is there to play games? And the level is still so bad...... What you're good at is obviously a love game. ”

"This is called preaching!" said my mother triumphantly, "The house must spread the spirit of the house all over the world...... Hmph, just like the original Buddhist and Taoist missions, our mansion goddess has been taught for thousands of years, and it is all paste. I want to develop my daughter-in-law into a new believer. Wowha......"

Bai Ruoling actually helped: "I will do whatever my mother-in-law wants me to do, this is a qualified daughter-in-law." ”

Don't you know that the golden cicada is desperately opposing this kind of nameless preaching?

Tang Sen covered his face, pointed at Sister Zhu and said, "Mom." This nameless woman didn't harass you, did she?"

"No, this girl is very good, a sister is very well-behaved. The mother smiled: "Very sensible child, polite, really tutored." Xiao Sensen, why didn't you introduce such a female friend to your mother earlier, and actually let the family come to the door to introduce yourself, it's so rude, your mother didn't teach you to be such a child who doesn't understand the world. ”

The Great Khan of Townsen.

Eighth Sister Zhu hurried over and whispered in his ear, "Master." I didn't mess around, I didn't even touch Sister Tang with a finger, this time it's true love, true love! How could I casually stretch out my groping hand to the woman I really love, it would be bad if she hated me. ”

Tang Sen covered his face and said, "You call my mother my sister, but you call me master, what's going on with this mess of generations?"

"This ...... Don't worry about the details, are you such a calculating man?"

"It's nothing to do with calculating, okay?"

The two were whispering to each other when the mother suddenly turned around and kicked Townsend to the ground. Then sit on top of him and use her weight to crush Towne's back, which was the way she grew up punishing Townsend, though it was powerful when Townsend was a child. He once cried and vowed to correct his mistakes.

But when he grew up, his mother's weight of less than 100 pounds could no longer pose any threat to him...... What can still threaten him now is only the discomfort caused by his mother being too close to him.

Tang Sen screamed, "Mom, why did you suddenly clean me up? I didn't do anything wrong. ”

The old mother snorted: "You have made more than one friend on the way to travel, right? ”

Tang Sen flattened his mouth and obediently admitted his mistake: "There are also Little White Dragon, Sun Wukong, Hugging Bear, Sha Wujing...... You wait. I'll call them all out to meet you. ”

A few minutes later, several strange-shaped guys stood side by side in front of my mother. The world is big, my mother is the biggest, and even the unruly Sun Wukong actually pretended to be a good Lori and ran out to greet my mother.

The old mother shook hands with everyone with a smile, hugged the bear in her arms twice, and finally asked, "Didn't you say that there is still a Sha Wujing?"

"This ...... She's like, maybe, like, maybe, right in front of you right now, but I'm not sure. ”

took out her mobile phone and turned on the camera, and sure enough, Sha Wujing was standing in front of her mother, pouting pitifully......

Mother's eyes began to scan from Bai Ruoling's body, and stayed on each woman's face for a few seconds. Finally, he retracted his gaze, dragged Tang Sen into the kitchen next to him, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, bring back so many daughters-in-law at once? Are you mistaken? It's so stressful to be a mother-in-law...... You look so handsome, and my mother knows that it is inevitable that you have a few girlfriends, but my mother has a sentence in front of you, or don't sleep with them, if you sleep, you must be responsible to the end, you know what kind of man your mother hates the most, if you are unfortunate enough to become that kind of man, your mother will cry to you. ”

Tang Sen knew very well that his mother had suffered the greatest pain in his life, how could he knowingly commit it? nodded seriously: "I understand!"

The mother's face sank, and she snorted: "It's good to understand, I heard Hug Xiong just now, you sleep with her in your arms every day, don't talk nonsense, marry the girl who hug the bear first." ”

Townsend Khan: "This ...... Mom, can we get to the point? Hug the bear?"

"Nonsense! That's a good she-bear! How can you dislike it?"

Townwend: "......"

Saying that, there seemed to be something wrong, and Tang Sen suddenly thought: Isn't my mother surprised to see these monsters and fairies or something? Sure enough, the imagination of the otaku girl is much stronger than that of the current full. (To be continued.) )

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