Chapter Twenty-Four: Obediently come down and let the master beat him up
Ouch mom, which damn rabbit cub is plotting against Lao Tzu? Specially, if Lao Tzu finds out, Lao Tzu will definitely make you look good.
Lingzhuzi scolded in his heart, scolded the jade dragon who plotted against him, felt the pain of the chrysanthemum about to crack, he stroked the chrysanthemum, snorted in pain and slowly stood up, at a loss for a while. Lingzhuzi, who was sweating profusely, didn't dare to look at Qu Yue'er in front of her, looked to the side with an embarrassed face, and pretended to have an expression of "I'm really innocent" with a haha.
"Uncle Master!" Qu Yue'er's cold voice came faintly, as beautiful as the first cry of a yellow warbler, which made people think about it, the only regret was that there was no trace of emotional fluctuations in her words, as if she didn't care about everything.
Everyone in Shushan knows Qu Yue'er's cold temperament, so Lingzhuzi doesn't care, now he is extremely embarrassed, and he has long wanted to escape, wishing there was a hole in the ground, in that case, he would be able to be a turtle with a shrunken head. Ling Zhuzi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and made a playful expression: "Hehe, that, Yue'er, if it's okay, I'll leave first." ”
Tomorrow, my master will come to you. After Qu Yue'er finished speaking, she didn't take away half of the clouds, accompanied by her graceful posture, and her cold and graceful figure disappeared into the moonlight.
Looking at the figure that disappeared in front of him, Ling Zhuzi came back to his senses for a long time, and when he thought of his junior sister Lingqiu's irritable and angry personality, a lot of cold air came out of his heart.
"You won't be killed by your junior sister, will you? Come to think of it, it's really possible. ”
Although Lingzhuzi is addicted to voyeurism, he has never done anything out of the ordinary, not because one of his organs is not good, and it is impossible for a man to say no, but because his senior brother still has the only remaining bit of discipline.
There was no complaint at all, and Ling Zhuzi's naturally optimistic personality took effect, and he waved his hand and didn't think about tomorrow. As the so-called soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, even if they can't block it, then it's always okay to run!
"Ouch, my ass, it hurts me. While caressing the chrysanthemum, the spirit bead constantly adjusted the aura in the body, lubricating the blooming buttocks, and enjoying the cool feeling coming from the buttocks.
Just when Lingzhuzi closed his eyes and made a comfortable sound because the chrysanthemum felt too cool, there was a sound of breaking the sky in front of his fat face. This time the sound came more violently, and the fierce momentum was even more fierce, and the strong danger was not disguised, and it was fully leaked into the exploration of the spirit bead.
Lingzhuzi snorted coldly, and his huge body quickly dodged back at an unscientific speed, and he dodged the attack of the stone in an instant. But to his surprise, when he opened his eyes, a punching bag-sized fist had already struck at his fat face, which had escaped the catastrophe.
"Ouch!" The house leak happened to rain overnight, and the spirit beads were also considered to be unlucky, so they escaped Qu Yue'er's catastrophe, and now they were attacked by strangers again, and it was a combo!
Lingzhuzi's nose bleeds, the fat all over his body trembled, and his round body suddenly flew out upside down, smashing a deep figure on the ground.
The jade dragon pursued the general strategy of beating people in the Heavenly Court and Heavenly Realm Kingdom, and beat the water dogs! So he punched like a dragon, and used the technique of flowing light, and rushed to the place where the spirit bead fell.
Lingzhuzi, who had just fallen to the ground, noticed the Jade Dragon's intentions, and he endured the pain all over his body, clenched his teeth, and twisted his body.
"Boom!" The spirit bead in the deep pit was pierced by the jade dragon's punch, but the jade dragon did not show a victorious smile, but frowned.
The touch from his hand was very awkward, and he didn't feel like he was punching into the flesh at all, not to mention that the spirit bead "corpse" in front of him didn't flow out of blood at all.
"Yes!" the jade dragon narrowed his eyes as he looked at the "corpse" of the spirit bead, and made an unknown sound. In front of the jade dragon, large and small hollows appeared on the body of the spirit bead that he penetrated, and slowly the whole person was turned into a flame.
"Cut, did you let that fat pig escape?" Yulong patted the dust on his clothes, stood up, and stared at the spirit beads in the air, his face was full of unhappiness at this time, and he just wanted to beat the spirit beads violently.
"Who are you? You dare to commit murder in my Great Shu Mountain, is it really that there is no one in my Shu Mountain Sword Sect?" Lingzhuzi's old eyes were dizzy and dizzy from being beaten, and he didn't recognize the jade dragon for a while, so he said righteously.
It's just that his approach doesn't conform to the inherent style of the senior brother of Shushan at all. Lingzhuzi obeyed his master's orders and learned from the lion-headed Xuantao that if he could fight, he would fight, and if he couldn't beat, he would run, but the speed shown by the jade dragon just now made him feel shocked.
If Lingzhuzi is usually full of blood and blue, he is not afraid of the speed of the jade dragon, he will turn around and run, and he will not drag mud and water at all, but just now he used a life-saving move, and now he wants to run but can't run, he can only be the enemy for the kitchen knife, he is for the pork, and he can be slaughtered.
Just when the spirit bead and the jade dragon were competing against each other, he secretly pinched a trick, and a spirit rune in his arms turned into oblivion and disappeared, notifying everyone in the Shushan Spirit Generation.
Yulong naturally didn't know what Ling Zhuzi was secretly doing, he had a gloomy face, and shouted unhappily: "Damn! You old whore! You don't care who I am, if you know each other, obediently come down and let the little master beat him, otherwise, hum!"
Lingzhuzi's heart was knocked over to the ground, and he thought depressedly: "Where did you come from, kid? Don't you know that Lao Tzu is the most handsome signboard in Shushan?" Besides, Lao Tzu didn't look at you, it's your business?'
He wiped his nosebleed, tried to open his red and swollen eyes as wide as possible, and wasted the boss's strength and still had only a glimmer of heaven. From a ray of heaven, there was a faint brilliance of jealousy, and he said, "How else?"
"Otherwise, of course, the master flew up and beat you. Yulong said as it should be.
As soon as the words fell, before the voice subsided, the figure of the jade dragon had disappeared in place. Because the speed of the jade dragon was too fast, it was so fast that it exceeded the speed of sound, and all of them reached the realm of body movement and voice not disappearing.
"Do you want to be ashamed? I actually took advantage of Lao Tzu's unpreparedness to shoot for a long time. Ling Zhuzi said the biggest joke in the world as usual, usually his favorite is to strike first, and at the same time inherited Xuan Tao's shameless style, beating people generally to find a weaker strength than himself, or a group of people collectively single-handedly a little more powerful.
The jade dragon's body flickered, with supreme domineering, vowing to beat the round body of the spirit bead to a smooth level.
When the streamer flashed, the distance continued to shrink, and it had reached the point where the end of the world was close at hand. It's just that it's just helpless, and it's the end of the world!
Lingzhuzi took a deep breath, calmed down, twisted the facial features that were crowded together, and his eyes couldn't help but become solemn.
It seems that this unwarranted disaster cannot be avoided.
Immediately, the momentum of the spirit bead changed suddenly, abandoning the ruffian spirit of the whole body, it can be said that today's spirit bead is the most serious spirit bead in history, and it is not a "spirit bead" at all.
In the face of the threat to his life, Lingzhuzi has no reservations about all means. I saw that the long shirt on his body was windless, and he waved his long sleeves, and a red light rushed out from his sleeves.
The Shushan Sword Sect is a sword cultivator, how can it be that there is no sword?
The Red Cloud Sword, the companion sword of the spirit bead, roared out, as if it was about to cut through the sky, and with the light of red fire, it attacked and killed the jade dragon.
The Red Cloud Sword is a fire-based spirit-level low-grade magic weapon, which was obtained in a ruin after the spirit bead stepped on dog shit.
Although the quality of the Red Cloud Sword is not high in the eyes of the Jade Dragon, it is already a good grade in the human world, and the most rare thing is that its attributes happen to be perfectly integrated with the spirit bead fire spirit root, so that the spirit bead of the seven turns of the stars can exert the strength of the eight turns of the stars.
Due to the use of life-saving moves, the strength of the spirit bead is now greatly damaged, but the flying sword is still extremely fast and powerful, and it is not something that the jade dragon can resist at all.
It's just that if you want to hurt Yulong, you can't help him with a tough attack, but is it really as simple as it seems?