This guy is tall and big, with twisted muscle bumps hanging on a spacious bone shelf, it is easy to think of how the word burly is pronounced, if you have a meal with this guy or something, the posture he opens and closes when he pulls the meal is completely a miniature version of the battle of millions of people, he serves as the commander, and the commander Fang Xuan.

No matter how many people are with the meal, the chopsticks of this product are always flying unscrupulously in the middle of the plate, as if they are charging into battle, giving those who want to compete with him an indomitable decision, so that people can retreat.

The spirit of this animal tilting its neck and pouring wine can make the vast majority of people look colorless, if you pull your throat and say two sentences of drunkenness, it can be called a gas swallowing mountains and rivers, and in layman's terms, the sound is too high, and it shocks people's ears.

The most shameless thing is that after this guy is full of wine and food, he has to drag others to the toilet for a long time, but this is a shameful and extremely hurtful thing to self-esteem. It's only to blame this guy for the name his parents gave him shame, which caused this animal to be perverted, and he must use facts to defeat others in order to repair his perverted confidence.

But, in exchange, it is the little heart of others who were hurt by him.

Therefore, whenever there is a dinner, everyone has fallen into a problem, and before ordering, they will have a tacit understanding to send people other than this animal to the toilet to step on the point, so as not to be drunk and full of food for a long time, and when the spirit is most relaxed, they will be repeatedly hit down by this guy who has the opportunity to fall down and fall into the root of the disease, and he will change his name and surname in the future.

Before stepping on the point and not coming back, even if the sister who was copying the order on the side said that Hibiscus was a begonia, it could not change everyone's determination to order the plate immediately, just a strong pouring of tea, this strange behavior repeatedly made the sisters puzzled, but the rest of the people were suffering and could only know themselves.

The wind direction is not right, but whenever there are many squatting toilets in the restaurant, everyone is definitely the sister who looks at everyone's backs like a fool for some reason, and regardless of whether the sister is disdainful or not, she immediately walks away.

If you want to say that among these many people, including the boss, the electric donkey is still afraid, that is Xiaobai, because after a wine and dinner, this guy abused Xiaobai ruthlessly, Xiaobai glared at him hatefully for a long time, and then pretended to be drunk and didn't support his shoulder, patted the back of his heart, this guy didn't care at the time, but for a long time later, he cried with a dead face, and he was as low as Xiao Jingha in front of Xiaobai, because he matched his other nickname very well during that time, Yang Wei.

But this guy is tough, strong, and difficult to be defeated, even if he learns a lesson, he doesn't know what to retreat, at most he leaves him with a little bigger self-esteem in front of Xiaobai, which can be regarded as a reward for Xiaobai to solve his misfortune afterwards and let him recover the title of electric donkey.

Fortunately, this animal still has an obvious weakness, that is, there are tendons in the brain, so that everyone in the 318 dormitory still has the courage to continue to fight with him.

Otherwise, I can't live.

"Begonia Spring" is not far away, there is a large wall mirror hanging in the place where the person is high, and Xiaobai is scratching his head in front of him at this time.

The other three were already neatly dressed, and they were accompanied by dogs and scratched their heads and gestured.

"Is there any gel water? Come with me, yes, here, here, fuck, spray Lao Tzu's eyes, you idiot, your eyes are long and your nostrils are down" Xiaobai scolded and scolded the mirror and finally got his hair and clothes in the mirror, and then with the people who had been waiting impatiently, the wind blew out of the dormitory, and everyone walked out of the distance, and there was a sound of a door crashing behind him.

Stepping out of the door of the dormitory building, I saw seven or eight young people on the opposite side of the pile, laughing and laughing, the burly figure of the electric donkey stood out in the crowd, and the noise was particularly jubilant, in addition to him, there was also a person who did not show any disadvantage, fluttering very vigorously, from time to time to the passing sister whistled and flattered, that is, to urge others to give him a hard slap, looking forward to the flying crotch and hips to play handstands, from time to time there were a few side flips with high difficulty, during which the slap was a little loose, that is, a slap was slapped.

Every now and then, several girls on the side would let out an exclamation very cooperatively, and the animal was so surprised to hear it.

This animal is the target and leader of Xiaobai's group, the cat demon Chu Ming. The cat demon is a local, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, a person who looks quite gentle, well-cut clothes and pants, and the elegance that can't be hidden between the hippie smiling demeanor, which makes him more and more refreshed. This kind of elegance is not something that can be achieved by wearing a famous brand, repeatedly correcting one's every move in front of the mirror in order to be decent, and reading more ancient poetry and nouns. The elegance of the cat demon seems to be melted into his bones, rather than being portrayed externally with a carving knife.

Probably this is the background of the long family background that has been precipitated after a long period of repeated washing and washing, and the hypocrisy of the family that has suddenly become rich is much more natural and peaceful.

I don't know that the grave of the ancestor of his family was not buried in the other place, and the cat demon's generation gave birth to such a demon as him, as if he wanted to change the grace of the century-old family into a restless escape, just like putting a monkey into a swan pond, and everyone couldn't live in peace.

I don't know if this simple and elegant temperament will be inherited from generation to generation, so as to prevent the elegance and grace that has been honed by a hundred years of wind and rain from being overwhelmed by today's increasingly impetuous money society.

"Hurry up, wear a dress and grind and chirp to make a **, come, brother, see if your bra is worn backwards" This guy opened his mouth, and revealed the vulgar characteristics undoubtedly, as if it was not a trend, not a fashion, and it was pretentious, in the eyes of the girl, maybe the boy has long hair, and the girl shaves the board is the self. didn't pay any attention to the embarrassed faces of the few girls who were also waiting on the side. The cat demon screamed strangely, and together with the electric donkey, he held down Qiu Xiaobing, who was walking in front of the four Xiaobai, and touched his chest with all hands and feet.

"Boss, it's not me, it's not me" In the blink of an eye, all the buttons on the woolen jacket were unbuttoned, revealing a very skinny rib chest, and he hurriedly pleaded in a panic, because he knew the characteristics of these two animals very well, if he confiscated his hands and feet, and was stripped of his pants in public, and he wanted to continue to check if he was wearing Superman underwear, it would be a shame.

"It's Xiaobai's animal that is wasting everyone's lives, boss, I swear to God" Maotou took the belt buckle of the pants with one hand, and swore to the sky with his hands raised, betraying Xiaobai very unrighteously.

"Yo, you are an animal, and you have learned to wronged people, tell me honestly, when did you learn it" Hearing this, Xiaobai immediately rushed up with a tiger step, holding down Maotou's hands, in order to assist the boss to remove Maotou's pants more conveniently.

Seeing this, several other people didn't care about it, and they frantically hugged Maotou, this one was pulling on his ass, and the other was pinching between his crotch, and he begged for mercy for a while. Later, it became a mess, you pick my pants, I smoke your belt.

The girls on the side were used to seeing this kind of scene, and they turned their backs to everyone and talked, until everyone had enough of playing crazy before they approached.

After everyone discussed, Xiaobai finally understood what was going on.

Before, Xiaobai was still wondering, how could the big guy be so positive, not only did he not pull it, but he also looked very attentive, it turned out to be about Miao Ni, so it was logical.

Xiaobai is studying in the Department of Mechanics, there are 6 classes in a department, 40 people in each class, usually in big classes together, even if they can't be named, but basically everyone knows each other, and said hello to these people, and stood aside to listen to them.

Science and engineering have more men than women, and specifically for Xiaobai, the ratio of men and women is as high as 3:1, which is a serious imbalance and a big deviation from any previous session. If you only engage in the department, that is to say, no matter how good it is, as long as it is a woman, then there will still be more than half of the male students who have to play in their college careers, and the preciousness of female students is self-evident.

But the so-called gains must be lost, when luck is good, the mountains can't stop it, Miao Ni's delicate flower has parachuted into the mechanical department, she is not only the flower of the mechanical department, put it in Xiaobai's session, and even the entire school, Miao Ni is ranked first.

Miao Ni's illness and hospitalization have already been in an uproar, but Xiaobai doesn't care much about it, so he only knows now.

This is not to blame Xiaobai, in terms of demeanor, Xiaobai can't catch up with the cat demon. In terms of appearance, seeing the cat all day long is enough for Xiaobai to lose the courage to live. In terms of cost, the electric donkey can also make Xiaobai ashamed. Compared with net worth, a button on the shirt of the golden retriever Ouyang Ye is estimated to be enough for Xiaobai to live for a year.

Teasing girls, not the opponent of fat people. Pretend to be cool and funny and take the remote route, without hairy head and capital. Attract the attention of the opposite sex with excellent academic performance, no monkey is diligent. is also bean sprouts Chen Xiaomin, and he is half a pound and eight taels, both of which are the color of the bottom of the pot, but the human bean sprouts can at least shine in the high jump event of the student sports meeting.

So Xiaobai is very helpless, he really can't think of anything that he can do to his sister, as for Miao Ni, it can only be watched from a distance, and there is no hope of blasphemy, so he doesn't care.

Rice, after all, you have to eat what your stomach can digest, and a woman can only marry what she can support.

Xiaobai understands this truth, but many people don't understand, or pretend not to understand, so they are about to graduate from college, and they are wandering around each other for the mandarin ducks flying north and south.

In fact, Xiaobai also has his own strengths, but there is no place for it, and it is no wonder that others, who told him that the things he would know are too obscure, in modern terms, it is all pseudoscience, there is no basis and no reason, and it cannot be promoted.

After a few leaders have agreed, all that remains is for everyone to follow them. You don't need to go out of the money, you don't need to walk the road, just give the leader a strong voice with bare arms.