Volume 5 Who Fights Eighty-Three Verses SMS
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When Xiao Yuerong got up, her head was still a little dizzy, and there was still some pain, and when she drank, the dizzy and hazy feeling was good, but every time she woke up drunk, she wanted to cut off her head, and swore that she would never drink it again. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
I looked around and saw that I was lying on the big bed, covered with a thick quilt and a towel on my head, and it was still hot!
Xiao Yuerong shook her head, as if she didn't have any impression of what happened last night, she only knew that after she finally saw Lin Yifei drink a can of beer, she didn't know anything.
"Yifei?" she tried to say hello, the hotel was quiet and scary, she lifted the quilt and sat up, and found that her body was neat, and at the same time, she was a little lost.
She is a very conservative girl, the first time she drank so much wine in front of her beloved man, in fact, even if Lin Yifei is like the man in the TV series and goes to her bed, she will definitely not resent it, even if she never sees each other again, maybe she thinks that it is also a relief, maybe when she never sees him again, she will have a good memory.
The plot in the TV series is not credible, so that kind of drunken mess can only happen in a crappy screenwriter, or the protagonist is just suspicious and uses drunkenness as a pretense, a real man, like Lin Yifei, will never do anything to take advantage of people's danger, Xiao Yuerong is inevitably a little disappointed when she thinks about it, although she didn't get any answer in the end, but these actions are undoubtedly an answer.
As soon as the door rang, Lin Yifei had already opened the door and walked in, holding steaming rice porridge in his hand and two tea eggs, there was no uneasiness, crampedness, or contempt on his face, he just said. "Drink something, or you'll be very uncomfortable on an empty stomach." β
Xiao Yuerong didn't refuse, when she took breakfast, she ate it in her stomach, as if there was no taste, and it seemed that there were too many tastes, and she couldn't chew them one by one.
It wasn't until after breakfast that Lin Yifei said: "Just now there was a call from my house, saying that a few people were a little sick, and my family said, if you don't have anything important, please go over to help, you also know that sometimes, they won't go to the doctor when they are sick, and the people in my family can say that you are a miracle doctor." β
Xiao Yuerong raised her head and said with some surprise: "What if you don't go to the doctor?"
"Of course, it's stiff, or buy some medicine to deal with it. Lin Yifei smiled bitterly: "It is difficult to see a doctor in this era, it seems that even I can see it." β
Xiao Yuerong got up and got out of bed, washed her face and rinsed her mouth, and was silent for a long time," In fact, many times, I also think it is unreasonable, when I go to see a doctor, I have to classify it, I must first define my own disease, or there is a joke to say, a person is hit by an arrow, go to the hospital to see a doctor, to the surgery, only responsible for cutting off the exposed arrow shaft, the arrow inside, that is only the matter of internal medicine, headache, no problem, take a CT, pregnant, well, first go to get a B ultrasound, many times patients, a few hundred yuan at a time, but only buy dozens of high-priced drugs, most of the money is used for diagnosis, unlike the previous Chinese medicine, alasIn fact, don't talk about them, even us, many times are reluctant to spend this unjust money. β
Lin Yifei didn't expect that her words would be able to bring out Xiao Yuerong's bunch of scratches, but it's just that it's okay, she can complain, which shows that she has recovered a lot.
"But I'm just a nurse, and these things are powerless to solve," Xiao Yuerong followed Lin Yifei out of the door, shook her head and smiled bitterly: "It's rare that you found me this internship opportunity, I really have to cherish it, but you can't let go of it, you must help me take a look, I used to see a doctor, and Dr. Qian was always watching from the sidelines." β
"Of course," Lin Yifei said with a smile: "But I also have to charge, and the fare to Hejiaao is yours." β
"No problem. Xiao Yuerong originally wanted to say that this was originally promised to you yesterday, but when she thought of last night, she couldn't help blushing and heartbeat, and didn't dare to mention this conversation, "Yifei, now during the Chinese New Year, it is not popular to call, everyone is used to texting, if you don't send it, it's too late to send a text message to your friends now." β
Lin Yifei shook his head, "What else are you talking about text messages, I sent a text message all night last night, and I don't know where so many people will remember me." β
"Who are they?" Xiao Yuerong said without a match, and slowly felt that it was not so embarrassing.
"Some alumni, there are more than a dozen," Lin Yifei shook his head with a wry smile, took out his mobile phone and read: "Chairman Fu is the most enthusiastic, what did he send me, steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, sauerkraut fish...... Fish are endlessly happy, like a fish in water, fish eyes are mixed, fish I fry, fish incoherent, I wish you a happy new year! Although there are many typos, but even if you make it up, it will take a while to make it up, right?"
"People are slippery now," Xiao Yuerong said with a smile: "Do you think he wrote it? Now the young people of the New Year are ready to send bulk text messages, relatives, friends, wives, lovers, everything, when the time comes, just find and press a send button." β
"So that's the case?" Lin Yifei gritted his teeth.
"What's wrong, Yifei?" Xiao Yuerong was a little puzzled.
"I thought he was pressing word by word," Lin Yifei leaned against the wall, as if he was about to vomit blood, "I replied word by word, and it took me more than ten minutes to reply to his text messages." β
Xiao Yuerong smiled 'poof', "Just be honest." β
"So, this is also a panacea, right?" Lin Yifei sighed, seeing Xiao Yuerong's bright smile, he was also happy in his heart, "The longer the wine is, the more mellow it is, the clearer the water becomes, the more vicissitudes of the world flow and fade, and the longer the friendship lasts, the more true it is." I sincerely wish my friends a peaceful and happy New Year! β
"Da Niu has this kind of literary talent?" Xiao Yuerong covered her mouth and smiled.
"Of course not," Lin Yifei sighed, "I originally wanted to praise him for his brilliant writing, but after thinking about it, I still sent a text message back saying that our friendship is green and green, and the earth lasts forever." β
Xiao Yuerong smiled and leaned back, "It turns out that you already knew." β
Lin Yifei smiled: " I was deceived once, it's enough, Chairman Fu's text message came first, I haven't finished replying, I saw a series of text messages coming, all of them are humorous humor, affectionate and affectionate, if it is more than enough to take the top prize, I am still thinking, after a year, everyone's language skills have risen a lot, and then I saw Ning Zhiyuan and Xia Shuang sent me two exactly the same text messages, oh, you see this is this, if you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into a vibration, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight board, and then depressed into a fold, if you dare to play second-handγ It was only then that I figured out that these kids were just going to text messages for fun. β
"It turns out that Xiao Daxia also pretends to be confused," Xiao Yuerong asked again, "Who else?"
"It's not a lot," Lin Yifei thought about it, "Your phone also exploded last night, but you didn't wake up no matter how you were called, and it was inconvenient for me to look at it, so I didn't help you go back together." β
"Really?" Xiao Yuerong woke up at this time, she only cared about reminding Lin Yifei, but she forgot that she also had a few friends, and hurriedly took out her mobile phone to take a look, and after a while, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, "Yifei, look, I also have the ones you said." β
Lin Yifei looked at her happy appearance, put his mind at ease, walked to the service desk and handed over the key, and saw the waiter's ambiguous expression, but he didn't take it to heart.
However, Lin Yifei and they should also be happy, fortunately, this is a small town, and a group of law enforcement officers have also gone home for the New Year, or they will catch up with the strike hard and arrest them, even if they don't have anything, it is estimated that it will be very difficult to explain.
But his text message only said part of it, and there were a few that Xiao Yuerong didn't know, even if he received it, it was a little unexpected.
One is Ah Shui's, which is very simple, just saying 'Happy New Year.' β
Maybe they are such people, many times, Ping said that he should have said a lot, and when he asked for blessings during the New Year, he had nothing to say, unlike the relationship between many people, although the relationship was indifferent, during the New Year, he still did not forget this favor.
The inventor of the text message is really meritorious, saving a lot of embarrassment and unnecessary links in the communication between people, even if the party who breaks up is discouraged and hits the wall with his head, and everyone says a word to each other is superfluous, in the end it is just a few words, and the fingers move, making a break, avoiding the sadness of those unspeakable silences in the microphone.
Baili Bing didn't send a text message, she made a phone call, obviously in her opinion, the call was more direct and realistic, but there was no love word on the phone, just asked Lin Yifei where he spent the New Year, what he was doing now, and he missed him very much.
Although Lin Yifei had a clear conscience, he also told a white lie, saying that he and his parents went back to the countryside, but he couldn't say that now Xiao Yuerong and he were sleeping in the same room, although they didn't pull each other's hands, but there were some things, he also knew, it was better for you to explain.
Baili Bing was a little puzzled, saying that the countryside was so quiet, in her imagination, it should be the chirping of birds and insects, the eldest lady was a little coquettish, and said that she wanted to listen to the sounds of the countryside, such as what insects are calling and birds are singing.
Lin Yifei had no choice but to say, now the birds are all sleeping, and the insects are all killed by pesticides.
Baili Bing couldn't stop laughing, although this explanation was not very funny.
When Lin Yifei and Baili Bing ended the call, they received another text message, looking at the unfamiliar number, he originally thought it was Lin Yifei's former good friend, but when he saw the name of the message, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, the text message turned out to be sent by Feng Xuejun.
(To be continued)