"Don't come, don't, don't," a girl screamed mournfully.

Don't think crookedly.

A girl with an ordinary appearance and figure is sitting on the edge of the roof of the dormitory building, doing extreme sports.

A person who looked like a teacher: "Ah Ling, don't do stupid things"

But the teacher's voice was drowned out by the shouts of the others.

This shout is not the persuasion of those who say not to seek death, still young, etc., but a burst of coaxing: "Jump, jump, let's see what a trapeze artist looks like"

When Ouyang Feng rushed to the scene, he saw such a scene.

It's really a hot and cold world, and people's hearts are not ancient, Ouyang Feng sighed deeply, how can the current students be so cruel.

There is also the classmate A Ling who is about to commit suicide by jumping off the building, is it that he has watched too much news and can't think about it, so he jumped off the building and committed suicide.

"Don't come here, I'm really going to jump" This is Ah Ling's voice.

"Jump, jump, jump, even Leo Leo~" The cries of the masses.

"Hahahaha" burst into laughter.

Fat Dahai was in a cold sweat: "Why are these people like this, others have to coax themselves to commit suicide?"

Wang Cheng said with a look of vicissitudes of life: "It's not news that college students jump off a building to commit suicide, besides, most of them don't want to die, they just can't think about it for a while, otherwise why don't they jump off the building in the middle of the night, but commit suicide when there are many people."

Wu Li rubbed his eyes, nodded thoughtfully, and said, "Another reason is that Ah Ling is not a beauty, otherwise these coaxers will turn into 'heroes'."

Ouyang Feng: "It may also turn into a human flesh pad"

Fat Dahai, Wang Cheng, and Wu Li nodded in unison.

......

Ouyang Feng already knew why classmate A Ling couldn't think about it, it was all his own charm that caused trouble, and Ouyang's narcissistic wheel began to run.

Ouyang Feng saw that Ah Ling's classmate was not in danger at the moment, and he and Fat Dahai were not in a hurry to run up to save people, so they walked up.

was stopped by the security guards who rushed in the middle, but when the security guards knew that it was Ouyang Feng, that is, the fuse of this incident of Ah Ling's suicide, they didn't stop it.

When they reached the roof of the girls' dormitory, there were already several teachers and students trying to dissuade them.

"Ah Ling, why can't you think about it like this, isn't it just that someone said a few words, what's the big deal" The teacher tried his best to persuade.

"However, it's all because of the one named Ouyang Feng, whose name is very similar to Ouyang Feng in Jin Yong, and it's not a good thing" The teacher hated it very much.

Ouyang Feng heard it as soon as he came up, the female teacher said that she and the "Ouyang Feng" in "East Becomes West" are the same virtue, and Ouyang Feng suddenly had the urge to commit suicide.

I did something wrong, I just invited a classmate to do a magic show, who would have thought that it would be like this, this girl named Ah Ling has too poor psychological quality.

"Ahem" Ouyang Feng reminded everyone that he, Lord Ouyang, was here.

Ouyang Feng saw that everyone was looking at him with that kind of eyes, he was very uncomfortable, and said, "That, I'll talk to classmate A Ling."

A classmate wanted to open his mouth to stop it, but was stopped by the teacher, and the teacher also wanted Ouyang Feng to give it a try, after all, this also had something to do with Ouyang Feng.

"Don't come here, if you come over again, I'll jump from here" Ah Ling saw Ouyang Feng coming, and the mood that had stabilized began to fluctuate again.

"Why did you kill yourself?" Ouyang Feng asked a nonsense sentence.

Why, it's not because of you, Ah Ling is unhappy.

"Actually, I'm not here to persuade you" Ouyang Feng paused, saw that A Ling was listening, and continued: "I'm here to study the psychology of suicides, because I plan to write a suicide book."

What? What are you here to do suicide research? The female classmate who was good with Ah Ling couldn't stand still and wanted to drive Ouyang Feng away.

However, they were all persuaded by Fat Dahai, because Wang Cheng said a sentence, "Everyone has an 'anti-bone', Ouyang Feng is going to use this 'anti-bone' to save Ah Ling."

Ouyang Feng, who has become more and more sensitive in hearing, sighed in his heart, a good friend is a good friend, and it is such a tacit understanding.

Ah Ling thought that Ouyang Feng was here to persuade herself, and she was still a little moved in her heart, but she didn't expect that Ouyang Feng said that she was here to study his "suicide book".

"You, you" Ah Ling couldn't express her current mood in words, it turned out that she was just a guinea pig in Ouyang Feng's heart.

Ouyang Feng: "Actually, there are many ways to commit suicide, and this suicide by jumping off a building has many shortcomings"

"What are the shortcomings?" Ah Ling was confused by Ouyang Fox.

Ouyang Feng continued: "After jumping off the building and committing suicide, the image of the corpse is poor, the flesh and blood are blurred, and it is easy to cause traffic congestion, and it is easy to hurt innocent passers-by, can you bear it?"

A Ling's mind began to have a bloody corpse image, and he was so frightened that he dispelled the picture.

"What is the best way to commit suicide?" What Ah Ling didn't know was that she was being led into a trap by Ouyang Fox step by step.

Ouyang Feng snapped his fingers and counted them one by one: "There are many ways to commit suicide, including hanging, touching electricity, diving, drinking, lying on the rails, and robbing...... , but none of this is for you, and the best way for you is to die laughing."

"Laughing to death, what is the way to laugh to death?" Ah Ling was puzzled, is there such a way to commit suicide as laughing to death?

The teachers next to them were slightly relieved when they saw that Ah Ling was attracted by Ouyang Feng's words, but they felt that Ouyang Feng's words were so incoherent.

Ouyang Feng said disdainfully: "You don't even know how to laugh and die, you still learn to commit suicide, you are uneducated, it's terrible"

Gradually, Ouyang Feng and A Ling sat side by side, and the two of them were happily discussing how to implement the "Laughing Death Method of the Suicide Book".

"Needless to say, the best way is to go to the cinema and watch ten movies of Zhou Xingxing in a row, so that you can die and die happily, and maybe you can become a happy ghost."

"What else?"

"And a ...... of brushing the soles of the feet with feathers"

......

Teachers and classmates, as well as unscrupulous students watching the excitement downstairs, began to play hache.

Downstairs in the women's bedroom.

Unscrupulous: "I can't jump yet, I still have to rush to a date"

Heartless: "I don't think it's a show, do you look at the elated appearance of classmate Ah Ling above, as if he is going to commit suicide?"

No discipline: "Hey, it's really boring, I thought I could see a thrilling suicide performance, but I didn't expect to wait for a few hours, and the girl didn't move at all"

......

"How is it?, my suicide book is good," Ouyang Feng's voice was.

"It's amazing," Ah Ling's little face flushed.

I didn't expect to look like an ordinary classmate A Ling, is it also quite cute, I don't know if it's because of no development.

"Of course, how can my Ouyang Feng's things be simple" Ouyang Feng was a little proud.

In the end, Ouyang Feng raised his voice to the sky and said: "Ouyang Suicide Treasure Book~"

"You~ deserve to have" A Ling also answered loudly.

Crackling, snapping, the sound of glasses falling and shattering.

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