Chapter 301: It's all talent
Looking at Chen Sibing's suspicious eyes, Lin You stood up with a tragic expression: "It's not a secret, before the next tribulation, he was a sect master. The pills I took were all refined by a special person, and I only ate those refined by him, and the other pills couldn't be swallowed at all. ”
Chen Sibing's eyes became even more suspicious: "I can't see that you are still a head in the Nether Realm!" But you said that the pills you take must be refined by a special person, which is also easy to do, and in the future, I will take all your pills, and I will refine them for you." ”
"Fuck!" Lin You softened and sat on the chair, really wanting to die of a headbutt, it seems that this girl is on a par with herself.
"Second Miss, this is not necessary!" Lin You's face was bitter: "I can't hide it, the first pill I took that year was the Heart Erosion Pill that Lian Xin forced me to eat, which was also red." It almost killed me, and since then I have sworn that I will never take a woman's pill again. ”
Chen Sibing was slightly stunned: "Lianxin, it's a woman, why did she force you to take the Heart Erosion Pill? What kind of pill is the Heart Erosion Pill?"
This series of questions caught Lin You off guard, and she said in her heart that this girl was too gossipy, but fortunately, her attention was not on the pill, and Lin You was happy to open the topic.
"Alas, everything started when I recognized the wrong person!" Lin You looked at Chen Sibing's curious eyes, hid what he shouldn't have said, and roughly told about his own experience and Lianxin's experience.
After talking about the trip to the Dengyun Mountain Range, the section on the mysterious man was hidden, Lin You only said that he forced Lianxin to take out the antidote and then dispersed, and stopped here.
"Next, didn't you go to her after you dispersed?" Chen Sibing asked Lin You with interest.
Lin You looked at Chen Sibing and said, "Second Miss, it's not too early, I still have to go back to restore my life, this is my first day in the Tianji Outer Hall, I am not familiar with anything, I can't always be here with you." ”
Chen Sibing looked at Lin You with some unfinished eyes, and said, "Okay, you go back first, let's continue with lunch." ”
Lin You almost turned his back on hearing this, Mom, who am I trying to provoke.
In any case, leave first, whoever you love at noon will come, and you won't come to kill Lao Tzu.
After receiving the meal, Lin You left the Sibing Courtyard with the food box.
Back in the Tianji Outer Hall, Yu Cheng and the others were actually there, looking like they were waiting to see a good show.
Seeing Lin You return safely and chic, everyone was a little puzzled.
Yu Cheng looked Lin You up and down carefully and said, "Senior Brother Lin, there was no accident, right?"
Lin You shook his head solemnly: "Almost, fortunately I'm new, the second lady didn't embarrass me, but senior brother, I won't go to kill me at noon?"
Yu Cheng asked with some curiosity, "What kind of trick is the second miss this time?"
Lin You put down the food box, stretched out his hand to compare, and said to everyone: "Grandma's, such a big pill is really the best, I was so scared that my urine was about to come out." ”
Everyone nodded approvingly, with complicated expressions on their faces.
Lin You stopped, looked at everyone's faces, and asked cautiously, "You... You won't have all eaten it, will you?"
Everyone was silent and tearful, and they turned their heads away.
"Senior Brother Yu, let's talk about it first, I was scolded by everyone in the morning, and I won't go at noon!" Lin You looked at everyone, and finally his eyes stopped at Yu Cheng's body.
Yu Cheng nodded and said, "It's not authentic for us in the morning, and you don't need to deliver food at noon." ”
Lin You breathed a sigh of relief.
Yu Cheng looked at Lin You and said, "Senior brother, the brothers are all here, I will introduce you one by one." As he spoke, he introduced Lin You.
After the introduction, Lin You said: "Senior Brother Yu, didn't you say that the Tianji Outer Hall is a place where disciples have been trained within ten years of entering the Tianji Gate, and the Tianji Gate only accepts one disciple in two years, there should be five people here, why are there so many senior brothers?"
At this moment's notice, the outer hall of the heavenly machine was quiet.
Yu Cheng coughed embarrassedly, and said: "Senior brother, these are all disciples of the first layer of the Feather Transformation Stage, and most of them were punished here because they made mistakes or broke the rules when they were working for the sect. ”
"Senior Brother Yu, there is no need to say it so nicely!" A man who was standing against the tree took two steps forward and said, "Senior Brother Lin, to put it bluntly, we are all naughty disciples here who make big mistakes and don't make small mistakes, so they will be punished in this miscellaneous service." ”
Lin You remembered this man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, Yu Chengfang had just introduced him, and this person's name was Li Yu.
"Miscellaneous Division!" Lin You looked at Li Yu and said, "Senior Brother Li, what do you mean by this?"
Yu Cheng sighed, and he didn't mean to say anything to stop him, so Li Yu spoke.
"To put it mildly, it's an outer hall, but to put it bluntly, it's a miscellaneous office. Lin You said: "Guarding the door, watching the warehouse, cooking, delivering food, laundry, this is our duty on weekdays, what do you say is not the miscellaneous office?"
Lin You nodded, that's right, it's the work of handymen.
Everyone is also a little familiar with each other, so you and I chatted word by word, Lin You didn't say much, just listened to it on the side.
It turns out that there are really a lot of people in this outer hall, and they are all naughty masters.
Everyone quarreled for a long time, Yu Chengcai quieted everyone down, looked at Lin You and said, "Senior brother, if you have anything else you want to ask, just ask!"
Lin You thought for a while and said, "Senior Brother Yu, why did you come here?"
Yu Cheng's face flushed: "I talked to a senior uncle and offended him." ”
Lin You said in his heart that this is also in line with Yu Cheng's character, and it is not a surprising mistake.
Looking at Li Yu, Lin You said, "Senior Brother Li, what about you, why are you?"
"When I went out to perform a mission to the sect, when I was delivering a letter to a small sect, I accidentally made a mistake and bumped into a female disciple changing clothes!" Li Yu smiled innocently.
Lin You also laughed: "Senior brother, did you really accidentally bump into it?
"The master is judged like this, you can go as you like!" Li Yu smiled slyly, his identity playful.
"Senior Brother Cheng, what about you?" Lin You asked the other person again.
"I dug a trap to catch rabbits in the back mountain when I had nothing to do, who knew that I was seen by a little elder who didn't like me, I didn't say that I destroyed the spiritual vein, damn!" This Senior Brother Cheng looked angry.
Digging traps and catching rabbits, Lin You laughed and laughed, buddy, are you practicing or on vacation.
"Senior Brother Wu, what about you?" Lin You asked again.
"I fell asleep while listening to the elders' teachings in the Tiangong Palace, saying that I was disrespectful to the sect!" said this Senior Brother Wu angrily.
Damn, I went to the Tiangong Hall to listen to the elders pass on the gong and asked for five crystal beads, and you actually went to sleep, rich man. Lin You looked at him a few more times.
"Senior Brother Liang, why are you?"
Senior Brother Liang smiled embarrassedly and said, "I came on the same day as your Senior Brother Wu, and I was also in the Heavenly Gong Palace, not long after he was kicked out, I couldn't help but let out a fart, that's all." ”
Talents, all talents. Lin You looked at the strangeness of this courtyard and shook his head again and again.
At this time, a person came in from outside the courtyard, with a happy face, and looked at Lin You with a smile all the way to Yu Cheng's side: "Senior Brother Yu, good news, the second lady has ordered, and let Senior Brother Lin send it over for lunch." ”
Lin You was stunned when he heard this.
"Great!" the crowd cheered.
"Good your sister!" Lin You was depressed.
Yu Cheng glanced at Lin You strangely and said, "Senior brother, it seems that the second lady has a good impression of you!"
"Oops, oops...... No, no, no, I'm so dizzy!" Lin You covered his head with one hand, his body staggered, and with the other hand, he held on to a tree not far from his body, and said: "Oh, this stomach also hurts, oops, no, it seems that I am a newcomer to the water and soil! Senior Brother Yu, should I take a day off?" Lin You looked at Yu Cheng uncomfortably, with a weak face.
Everyone in the courtyard looked at Lin You like idiots.
Yu Cheng smiled slightly and said: "Senior brother, believe me, we have all used tricks that are worse than this, don't pretend, they really hurt themselves, but after bandaging them in the end, they still went." ”
"Damn, is it so exaggerated!" Lin You instantly returned to normal: "Isn't it just a trial pill, as for self-harm?"
Everyone shook their heads and smiled bitterly, ignoring Lin You's dispersion.
Yu Cheng stepped forward and patted Lin You on the shoulder and said, "Senior brother, no wonder they, senior brother will give you examples! ”
"Fuck!" Lin You gasped and got goosebumps: "The man is menstruating, why did he come?