Chapter 16: The Live Panda
At dusk, the smoke rose, Lin Xingyu sat quietly in front of the fire, watching Wu Yixiu babble and go crazy all afternoon, holding "Shenwu Balu" with his right hand, holding his old waist with his left hand, walking around with one foot high and one foot low.
Wu Yixiu tried to practice the first three styles in the afternoon, the third style was no different from the description in the book, it was supposed to be a Xuangong to improve the physique, but when the second style was posed, he flashed his old waist, and he had to hold his waist when he walked, and the strange posture made Lin Xingyu roll with laughter.
After confirming that the first three styles were correct, he once again poured all the Xuan Qi into Lin Xingyu's dantian, but there was still no change, and he disappeared, so he had to give up, with a depressed face, holding his waist like a pregnant woman who was pregnant with Liujia and was tragically abandoned.
After three days, the two tried many times, but Lin Xingyu still failed to successfully practice the third form of "Shenwu Balu", Wu Yixiu decided to set off and think of a solution to the place.
Out of the forest, all the way to the fast, it took five days for the two to finally arrive at Wu Yixiu's retreat, a small wooden house halfway up the mountain, and a small town at the foot of the mountain.
There is a yellow horn tree in front of the wooden house, the thick trunk is half the size of the wooden house, the hanging roots and claws, the branches are sinuous and intertwined, and the ground is full of yellow and fallen leaves, as if laying a thick carpet on the earth. Behind the hut is a fenced vegetable garden with strange plants.
Wu Yixiu opened the lock, pushed the door in, Lin Xingyu followed, looked around, there was only a small bed in the room, and there was a dirty quilt on the bed, a dusty table, and two broken chairs, which were extremely simple.
"Is this for people to live in, let me live here, I'd rather sleep outside. Lin Xingyu looked at Wu Yixiu with disgust.
"Okay, then you live outside!" Wu Yixiu walked straight to the end of the bed, stretched his hand to the bottom of the bed and pulled it hard, the bed was moved a distance, walked to the head of the bed, lifted a board on the ground, and a narrow hole that could accommodate one person in and out appeared in front of him.
After the two went down, Wu Yixiu slapped his backhand on the wall, and the bed returned to its original position, blocking the hole.
Lin Xingyu looked around, only to see that there was a long tunnel inside, with no end in sight, the surroundings were very spacious, enough to accommodate three people walking side by side, the ground was flat, the temperature was suitable, and there was no feeling of depression.
Towards the depths of the tunnel, every other section, there are several staggered and excavated dark rooms on the left and right sides, the door of the room is reinforced with bluestone, occasionally open, and it is faintly visible that there are many sundries piled inside.
"Did you dig it yourself?" Lin Xingyu asked for a while, and finally opened his mouth.
"It's not. ”
"I'll just say, who is full enough to dig such a long tunnel. ”
"I dug it with your ancestors. ”
“......”
"Don't walk around here. ”
Wu Yixiu didn't stop all the way, Lin Xingyu followed, and after walking about five or six hundred meters in the dark, Wu Yixiu stopped, pulled Lin Xingyu into a dark room on the left, reached out to the wall, took down a fire fold, lit a few candlesticks on the wall, and the room gradually became clear.
There were strange stones piled up in one corner, and in the middle there was a large vat, more than half a man high, and a bed by the wall. The darkroom is much cleaner than the wooden house.
"Do I sleep here?" Lin Xingyu sat on the bed, occupied the bed, and looked at Wu Yixiu with a wicked smile, looking like a villain.
Wu Yixiu returned with a malicious sneer and walked out.
After rushing for several days in a row, very tired, Lin Xingyu threw the package on the ground, took off his clothes and lay on the bed, his posture was not adjusted, he fell asleep, snoring slightly, and it looked very clear in the tunnel.
Lin Xingyu's dream is thick. In the dream, he became a great master, raised his hand, and the sky was covered with sword rain, covering the sky and the sun, covering his hands, the sky and the earth were cracked, and the sun and the moon were discolored. He founded a mountain and established a faction, with many disciples and a group of wives and concubines, and Chen Chunzhu was often beaten by him.
A large number of disciples who went out to eat followed, majestic, and suddenly someone kicked him in the ass. Lin Xingyu jumped up in pain, rushed over with his teeth and claws, but he didn't want to be grabbed by the neck, and picked it up like a little chicken, and fell into the hot water with a "poof".
Lin Xingyu suddenly came to his senses, howled a few times, opened his eyes, and just stood up, a big lid was pressed down, and he was pressed into the water again.
"Master, Master, what are you going to do!" Lin Xingyu choked on the water and shouted vaguely, the water in the tank was thick and dignified, and the fishy bitter smell came into his mouth, and he slapped the lid hard, not moving at all.
"Hold your breath and concentrate. ”
The boiling hot water covered the top of Lin Xingyu's head, his whole body was soaked in water, and Wu Yixiu's vague voice came from his ears.
Lin Xingyu calmed down, thinking that he should be in the big vat in the dark room, he felt a lot more relieved, and sat cross-legged, motionless.
Just a few mouthfuls of water in the stomach, at this time there was a reaction, from the tongue to the throat to the stomach, all like fire, the burning sensation was strong, but the skin had a slight feeling of coolness.
Half an hour has passed, with Lin Xingyu's current Xuangong cultivation, it is the ultimate to continue to hold his breath for half an hour, but Wu Yixiu has the slightest intention of letting him out, Lin Xingyu had no choice but to use the turtle breath technique, slowly loosened his sitting posture, lay on the bottom of the tank, and slowly floated, his back stuck to the lid, as if he was asleep and like a floating corpse.
Soon, "Dangdang", the sound of knocking on the cylinder came in, Lin Xingyu's turtle breath technique was only a scratch, unable to block the sound of the outside world, there was a strange sound in the ears, instantly woke up and broke the gong, Gu Dong Gu Dong poured in a few mouthfuls of potion, the burning sensation hit again, the throat was the most difficult, so I had to pinch my neck with one hand, and pat the lid on the top of the cylinder with the other, but I didn't respond for a long time.
'When is the old bastard going to let me out.' ’
Endured the discomfort and used the turtle breath technique again, sinking to the bottom of the tank and floating again, and the medicine in the stirred tank floated and sank.
"Dangdangdang", every time Lin Xingyu breathed for a while, he would be woken up by a dull knocking sound, choke on a few mouthfuls of water, and continue to breathe. I didn't panic in my heart, and after choking on water a few times, I realized that the potion was not harmful.
"Every time the old guy wakes me up, it's just for me to drink a potion?"
There is a pile of firewood burning around the outside of the tank, wisps of steam evaporate out along the edge of the lid, the higher the temperature of the potion, the better the effect of the medicine, if you open the lid at this time, you can see that Lin Xingyu's skin is scarlet all over his body, and the whole person is like a boiled crab.
Lin Xingyu has practiced "Shenwu Balu", his physique should be different, Wu Yixiu also has the mentality of giving it a try, if Lin Xingyu can't bear it, he will be released immediately, who knows that this kid seems to be quite adaptable. So Wu Yixiu added a handful of firewood, estimated the time, and knocked on the cylinder every half an hour, just to confirm whether Lin Xingyu was safe and sound.
"Dangdang"!
"Knock knock"!
Hearing Lin Xingyu slap the lid a few times in response, Wu Yixiu was very pleased.
'Isn't that good, little one, and since that's acceptable, add another fire.' ’
Wu Yixiu had been adding firewood, and felt that the temperature had almost risen, so he knocked on the cylinder again and asked Lin Xingyu if he could accept it, and soon got a response from a few pats on the lid.
It seems that this "Shenwu Balu" is really powerful, and it can improve people's physique to such an extent. While thinking about it, Wu Yixiu boiled the water, added a few handfuls of firewood again, made sure that the fire was not extinguished, and turned around and lay down on the small bed to rest.
When he woke up, Wu Yixiu was refreshed, and saw that the fire had been extinguished, and secretly screamed that it was not good, this is a unique basswood in the mountains, the burning time is long, the fire is stable, and the normal burning can last for about ten hours, and now the fire is burned out, at least ten hours have passed.
"It's broken, it's broken, there's something big. Wu Yixiu was so nervous that he hurriedly ran to open the lock on the lid, lifted the lid, and looked into the cylinder. I saw Lin Xingyu sitting cross-legged at the bottom of the tank, his skin was flushed blue, his eyes were closed, his breath was calm, the potion in the tank was bottoming out, thick as fat, and the medicine at the bottom of the tank looked a little disgusting.
'It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Wu Yixiu secretly rejoiced, and just wanted to say something, Lin Xingyu suddenly burst into trouble and punched him in the eye socket. Wu Yixiu took two steps back, stabilized his body, covered his eyes, and the area around his eye sockets turned blue and turned into panda eyes.
"Old bastard, old Wang Ba, old calf, do you want to cook me? If it weren't for the fact that I am blessed with a great life and a physique that is different from ordinary people, I would have been stewed by you yesterday, and I was stewed in a turtle breath state, and I don't know how to die, do you know how hot it is? Do you know? Do you know?" Lin Xingyu raised his fist and roared angrily, as if he was ready to rush up at any time to decorate Wu Yixiu's other eye, so that he could completely become a protected animal.
"Huh, my hands, my arms, my legs, my feet, my skin! Why are they all blue?!Old bastard, old bastard, old calf!What have you done?!" Lin Xingyu roared in horror and began to run through the dark room, trying to find a mirror to see his face.
I didn't find it when I turned around, so I jumped over directly, grabbed Wu Yixiu's collar and shook it wildly, and roared: "Old bastard, old Wang Ba, old calf! Change me back, change back! Otherwise, I will kill you!"
"Uh........ Woo......... Woo........ You old bastard, old bastard, old calf! You're testing me for poison. Lin Xingyu let go of Wu Yixiu's collar, squatted on the ground and sobbed, the whole person was strongly stimulated, and he couldn't control his emotions.
"Well, or else, you .....," Wu Yixiu said timidly.
"Get out. Lin Xingyu scolded without waiting for Wu Yixiu to finish speaking.
"You first see if there are any other changes in your body, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, maybe there will be good things. Wu Yixiu smiled and said softly, afraid of provoking Lin Xingyu again.
Lin Xingyu stopped crying, squatted on the ground, raised his head, and stared at Wu Yixiu fiercely, his eyes were like a murderous sword. Hold your breath and gaze, check your status, and laugh wildly the next second.
"Hahaha, hahaha, five sections, five stages!"
Instantly put away his smile, moody, glared at Wu Yixiu, and said hatefully: "Don't think that I can improve my Xuan Qi for a while! I have become a blue person now, you have to change back for me, when can I change back?"
Wu Yixiu couldn't cry or laugh: "I don't know ........."
With a heavy punch, the panda appeared.