Chapter 3 What's Wrong?
"Damn! The guy who flew up this time is not only a bad old man, but also a hillbilly! I haven't even heard of a prime minister. Yulong pursed his mouth, his eyes radiated a disdainful light, he beckoned to Qingluan, and deliberately asked, "Bad old man, let me ask you, it's daytime on the ground now!"
Although Qingluan didn't understand anything about the Heavenly Court Heavenly Realm and the Jade Emperor Prime Minister, he could also guess that this person's identity was definitely not bad, but how did he know that it was daytime in the human world now?
Seeing Qingluan's puzzled look, not only Yulong alone showed a look of disdain, but the others also showed a look of disdain.
"I said, old man, don't you know that '9 to 5'? Not only is the Thunder Department off work at night, but also the reception desk of the Flying Ascension Pool, so how can there be a thunder tribulation coming down. ...... I seem to have forgotten that the last time the Thunder Department worked overtime, there was also a thunderstorm at night, but those cultivators who had ascended to the Truth were hacked to death at the first thunder moment. In the end, the jade dragon smiled and uncovered the mystery.
"Ahhh!!h
"Well, it should be two o'clock in the afternoon in the human world!" said Yulong, looking at the watch on his wrist.
As for why Yulong knew the time in the human world by looking at his watch?
The time in the sky is obviously synchronized with the time in the earth, but although the heavenly realm has spring, dawn, autumn and winter, there is no night, and it is always shrouded in light.
As for how to judge a day? Don't worry about this, there are perpetual motion clocks in the heavenly realm, heaven and earth Dao spirit Xuanhuang, and the magic weapon of the middle grade of the Xuan Rank, absolutely no error.
Although the perpetual power clock is a scientific and technological product, the general perpetual power clock is barely a Xuan-level magic weapon, well, in the eyes of the jade dragon, his clock grade is the top grade.
You must know that the magic weapon of the Xuan level is also considered to be the best existence in the human world.
It's not that the "perpetual power clock" deceives people? It is that the "time synchronization" deceives people! There is no need to deceive people on this question, who is Yulong? It is an immortal, an immortal living in the Heavenly Court and Heavenly Realm.
"Bad old man, introduce you to someone. Yulong beckoned to Taiqing behind him, "Taiqing, come here!"
"Why are you so familiar?" Qingluan wondered in his heart when he heard the name Taiqing, and muttered to himself. It's strange if you're not familiar with it, do you want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors?
Taiqing had an expression of hatred on his face, and glared at Qingluan viciously, glaring at Qingluan inexplicably, but Qingluan took a closer look, and the mighty man in front of him wearing a streamer armor seemed to really know him.
"Bad old man, come on, come on, introduce you. My chief of guards, when he was in the human world, he was also from the Shushan Sword Sect, and his status in the Shushan Sword Sect was neither high nor low, you all called him Master Zu. Yulong said casually, but it startled Qingluan.
"Ahh
"Hello Master Zu!" Qingluan hurriedly saluted.
"Get up, it's a new century, and the kneeling ceremony has long been abolished in the Heavenly Realm, otherwise, if you see that Your Highness didn't kneel, I won't break your dog's leg yet!"
Qingluan only knew the five flavors in his heart, and stood obediently in front of the jade dragon like a grandson, not daring to raise his head. Didn't you see that your grandfather was just a little guard chief, not to mention that he was beaten half to death when he first came, and now he is still carrying a pig's head.
"Taiqing, you come and tell him about the basic situation of the Xuanhuang Universe. Jade Dragon said with a wave of his hand.
"Yes!" Taiqing replied, turned his head to look at Qingluan, glared at him, and said slowly, "The three major realms of the Xuanhuang Universe stand together, these three realms are the Heavenly Court Heavenly Realm Country, the Western Bliss Realm Country, and the Divine Light Realm Country, among them, our Heavenly Court Heavenly Realm is the most powerful, it is the place where Dao cultivators cross the tribulation and ascend, naturally, the Western Bliss Realm is the place where Buddha cultivators ascend, and the Divine Light Realm is the place where believers of the Holy See ascend. Although on the bright side, the three major realm countries of the Xuanhuang Universe are relatively peaceful, but there are waves in the dark, and even more, the Western Bliss Realm and the Divine Light Realm Realm, in order to compete with my Great Heavenly Court Heavenly Realm Country, have secretly reached an agreement to hold each other hostage and help each other...... That's it!" Tai Qingkou was like a river, clarifying the situation in the Xuanhuang Universe, and after finishing speaking, he retreated behind the Jade Dragon.
"Understood?" asked Yulong, looking at the thoughtful Qingluan.
"Understood, understood. Qingluan tried her best to be respectful and answered carefully.
"Hehe, Qingluan! I think you still have a bit of a future, I originally wanted to arrange for you to go to the imperial dining room to light the fire, but after thinking about it, it's too condescending, you only need to do one thing for me, and I will let you go to my palace to see the gate. Seeing Qingluan's attitude change, Yulong's eyes flashed with a smile.
The promotion from firesmith to janitor is gratifying. And Yulong is usually arrogant and domineering, is there no problem with such a soft-spoken tone?
"Doing things for His Royal Highness, going up the knife mountain and going down to the oil pot, I don't give up. Qingluan said gratefully.
Sure enough, there is a 'money' way, and the kung fu of patting sycophants is learned instantly, but Qingluan didn't see it, the giant spirit god who had done things for Yulong shrank his head, for fear of being seen by Yulong, and let him do it, it is conceivable that what he did for Yulong must not be a good thing.
"Okay, with your attitude, the toilet door won't let you see, and the palace gate is waiting for you. "I said it for a long time, and it turned out to be the toilet door. There is no way, except for the combatants, all the Jade Dragon Palace are beautiful fairies, and only the toilet door is left without a fairy to take care of it.
Although he didn't know what Qingluan thought in his heart, he made a grateful look on his surface.
At this moment, the crystal clear call jade pendant on the waist of the jade dragon came out with the moving song of "Bright Moonlight", the song was like the cry of the yellow warbler, crisp and moving, and the listener was in a trance in the dream of spring flowers, which made people intoxicated. This song is the most famous superstar of the Xuanhuang universe, Chang'e's famous song, and it is also Yulong's favorite song.
Chang'e is not only a singer, but also the first actress of the new century. can act, can sing, can be described as an all-rounder. She was born for the Taiyin Star and Taiyin Qi, which was conceived by the aura of heaven and earth, and her beauty touched the hearts of the people, so that all things should be silent. Sinking fish and geese, and the shy flowers of the closed moon are not enough to describe his beauty, her beauty can be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed, and can be appreciated and not complained. It is a peerless woman who has been the first beauty in the heavenly court for tens of thousands of years!
Yulong took the jade pendant in his hand, and with a slight touch, a doll's head appeared on the top of the jade pendant.
"Your Highness, it's not good, it's not good. The doll head was very anxious and said loudly.
"Nezha, I told you not to be so impatient, the wind and fire are the same as your hot wheels, what is it like? Be elegant, and maintain the demeanor of our second generation of immortals. You still have to learn from your father, Li Jing and Li Tianwang, at this point! You see that Li Tianwang is as stable as Mount Tai, and this is his bearing, just like the last time, when he was in a meeting, he let out a loud and smelly fart, and everyone looked at him, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he pretended that nothing had happened. Yulong persuaded.
Nezha's head was suddenly full of black lines, and then he thought that he still had something to say, and shouted loudly and anxiously: "Your Highness, it's not good, it's not good." ”
This time it was replaced by a jade dragon full of black lines. You keep saying that you can't say it well, you have to say something, what's wrong, right? But Nezha, who is so brainless, keeps yelling badly and doesn't say anything.
"What's wrong?" said Jade Dragon through gritted teeth.