Chapter 342: It's also a lewd thing
Zheng Yi looked at everyone, and everyone nodded, it seemed that they didn't want to listen to the poetry anymore.
Zheng Yi sat down proudly, and muttered: "Okay, give you a chance, if you can't do it, I will naturally come out to turn the tide." ”
Everyone was speechless, and they all turned their heads away, ignoring him directly.
Qing'er on the stage looked a little excited, looking at Lin You with a different face, and there was no longer a way to sweep everyone's eyes one by one every time, just looking at Lin You, her voice was a little excited: "The day is at the end of the mountain, and the Yellow River flows into the sea!"
Lin You was also polite: "If you want to be poor, go to the next level!"
Qing'er's body trembled a little: "Grape wine glow-in-the-dark cup, if you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately." ”
"Drunk and lying on the battlefield, how many people have come back to fight in ancient times?" Lin You answered casually.
"The two of them drink the mountain flowers, cup after cup!"
Lin You thought for a while: "I'm drunk and sleeping, and the Ming Dynasty intends to hold the qin." ”
"Xiang was unwell at night, and drove to the ancient plain. ”
"The sunset is infinitely good, just near dusk. Lin You said very easily.
Qing'er's expression became excited: "During the Qingming Festival, it rains a lot, and the pedestrians on the road want to break their souls. ”
"I'll come here!" Suddenly Brother Zheng Yi was furious, and it seemed that he didn't want to see Lin You stealing the limelight all the time.
Lin You was stunned for a moment, and was preempted by Zheng Yi.
"Suddenly heard the cook's shouting, wash your face and head to eat!" Zheng Yi was so proud.
Lin You, that thunder, this guy is really talented, no matter what the poem is, the reaction is not ordinarily fast.
This time, everyone didn't laugh, but looked at Lin You with a look of anticipation, the two of them were right quickly, and everyone was still waiting.
"By asking where the restaurant is, the shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village!" Lin You smiled and read out the last two sentences.
Qing'er's expression gradually calmed down, and she looked at Lin You and said, "Daoyou's surname?"
It's been a long time, and Lin You hasn't reported himself yet.
"Under Lin You, disciple of Tianji Sect!" Lin You said with a slight bow.
Sister Chen Sishui beside him also looked at Lin You who was shaking a fan in surprise at this time, with a very strange expression.
Maybe I didn't expect this guy to be so talented.
"Lin Daoyou, it's a little more difficult below, you listen well!" Qing'er smiled charmingly at Lin You, and her expression completely returned to normal: "It's difficult to say goodbye when we meet, and the east wind is powerless." ”
Lin You smiled, most people only memorize the first four sentences of this song, and ignore the last four sentences, but he will.
"It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, and the east wind is powerless. The spring silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry. Xiaojing but the clouds and temples have changed, and the night chant should feel the cold moonlight. Penglai has no way to go, and the blue bird is diligent to visit. ”
After finishing reciting, Lin You opened He Xi's fan in a chic manner, and fanned it gently, looking like a bull * coaxing.
Qing'er shook her head as if she was incredible, looked at Lin You and said, "There is a ditch in the middle of the mountainside, and the water flows all year round. ”
Everyone was puzzled when they heard this, why is this so similar to Zheng Yi's style!
Lin You's face changed greatly when he heard these two sentences from Qing'er, and his body was crooked and he almost fell to the ground.
, what's going on!
Qing'er still smiled, looked at Lin You and said, "What's the matter, Lin Daoyou can't come up?"
Lin You shook his head and said, "This ...... Hahaha! It's actually a lewd thing! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, it turned out that Wu Yu was also a lewd person,"
Everyone often comes to Jinxi Building, so they naturally know who Wu Yu is in Lin You's mouth, and when they hear Lin You say this, everyone is puzzled.
"Miss Qing'er, if I finish this poem, its meaning will change completely, if you know the true meaning of this poem, you will definitely not read it in the future!" Lin You looked at Qing'er and said.
Qing'er was stunned for a moment, looked at Lin You blankly, and said, "What is the meaning of this poem?" ”
It seems that she really doesn't know, Lin You smiled and said: "Forget it, I'm still a poem!" The fan said: "There is a ditch in the middle of the mountainside, the water flows all year round, and I don't see cattle and sheep to drink water, but I see monks come to wash their hair." ”
After reading it, Lin You smiled: "Miss Qing'er, how am I right?"
Qing'er nodded: "Lin Daoyou is talented!"
Chen Sibing couldn't listen to it anymore: "The previous one is fine, but what is this last one, don't talk about vulgarity, and those who don't understand, monk, what is a monk?"
There is no Buddhism in this world, and naturally no one knows the meaning of the word monk.
Qing'er on the stage also looked at Lin You and said, "Fellow Daoist, what do you mean by the monk who washed his hair?"
Lin You couldn't help it, at this time he already knew that Na Qing'er was testing herself, presumably she knew the back of each poem, but she must not know the monk in this poem.
Lin You said with a smile: "Monks are another kind of cultivators, they are different from us, they have shaved their heads, they don't eat meat and drink, and they don't get close to women. ”
Lin Daoyou just said that this poem has a different meaning, can you talk about it, so that Qing'er can also have some knowledge. Qing'er blinked lightly and looked at Lin Youdao.
"This ......" Lin You blushed: "I really can't talk about this." ”
Qing'er didn't ask, but Brother Zheng Yi, who was beside Lin You, couldn't help it: "Brother, just explain, I'm also very curious!"
Lin You couldn't help laughing: "It's not suitable here, I'll tell you alone when I have a chance in the future, and I guarantee that you are satisfied." ”
At this time, Qing'er on the stage spoke: "Everyone, I think everyone can see that this time the poem, Lin Daoyou won the first place, and then ask Lin Daoyou to compose a poem with the title of tonight's building, which can be regarded as a pass." ”
Everyone cast envious, jealous and hateful glances at Lin You, but the matter was clear, and no one could do anything.
But Lin You was stupid after listening to it, and composed a poem with the title of tonight's building, this is not deliberately tricking me, Lao Tzu is not Cao Zhi, and he will not become a poem in seven steps!
But at this time, the hall was already quiet, and everyone looked at Lin You.
Even Sister Chen Sishui looked at him expectantly, which made Lin You very embarrassed.
By the way, for a long time, you can't say that you can't!
Lin You lowered his head and thought, but he really didn't have this inspiration for a while.
Suddenly saw the He Xi fan in his hand, Lin You's heart moved, by the way, wasn't he coquettish when he named He Xi Fan back then?
"There is!" Lin You raised his head and unfolded his fan: "When Wang Zhen watched the chess, Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterfly dance, what night is it, and where is it?" After chanting, Lin You said softly: "This poem is called tonight and night!"
Everyone listened to Lin You's poem puzzled, didn't understand the meaning, and looked dazed.
But Qing'er's expression on the stage changed again, with excitement on her face, and a look of admiration.
Liu Xingxing spoke: "Lin Daoyou, the last two sentences can be understood, but what do the first two sentences mean!"
Lin You naturally looked at Qing'er's expression, and when he saw Liu Xing's question, Lin You smiled at Qing'er and said: "Seeing Miss Qing'er's expression, I must know the meaning of this poem, and I also ask Miss Qing'er to explain to you the allusions of Wang Zhiluo Ke and Zhuang Zhou Mengdie!"
Qing'er pursed her lips and smiled, nodded, and spoke.
Everyone in the audience listened with relish, and their expressions kept changing, it seems that Qing'er also has the potential to tell stories.
After Qing'er finished speaking, Liu Xing was the first to speak: "Qing'er and Lin Daoyou are really knowledgeable, and I admire them very much, and I understand these two allusions, and the artistic conception of this day and night will all come out." Wonderful, in the blink of an eye, a hundred years ago, wandering out of the world. It seems that Lin Daoyou is indeed highly talented, and I will not be wronged if I lose!"
Lin Youchong Liu Xing bowed slightly: "Daoyou has won the prize." ”
At this time, Qing'er on the stage floated off the stage and came to Lin You's side, exhaling like an orchid, with a tender face: "Since Lin Daoyou has won, please follow me to the attic and talk about the wine!"
Lin You nodded slightly: "The blessing of a small life, it is better to be respectful than to obey your fate!"
"No, you can't go!" At this time, Chen Sibing suddenly stood up.
Lin You smiled and turned his head to glare at her secretly: "Don't make a mess, I'm going to do business." ”
Chen Sibing glared: "If you dare to go up with him, don't think about having a good life in the future." ”
Someone next to him spoke: "Could it be that this girl is Lin Daoyou's family, Daoyou, you are too powerful, you came to tonight to bring your family, and you have been sitting with you for so long, Daoyou is really a god!"
Chen Sibing glared at him: "You are his family!" After speaking, he glared at Lin You again: "Anyway, you can't go up with her, we took you out, we can't look at you like this!"
Qing'er smiled at Chen Sibing and said, "Sister, we just went up to talk, don't think about it!"
Lin You also echoed: "Yes, it's just about life. But I was very surprised in my heart, could it be that this little girl fell in love with her brother, it was impossible!
Chen Sibing's face turned cold: "If you are not afraid that you will not have a good life in the future, just go up with her!"