Fourth, four, seven, cute, and the side effects are terrifying
Update at 8 p.m.
Everyone was nervously watching the guards take the medicine, waiting to see the effect of the medicine, only Tang Sen was worried about other things, according to past experience, all the newly researched drugs of small ears will be fat with strange side effects, either infinite strength, or turn people into rats or something...... What will be the side effects this time? I hope it's not too exaggerated.
After a while......
The guard suddenly said, "Huh, I suddenly feel so hungry, strange, I just ate a zongzi, I shouldn't be hungry." ”
"Could it be ......" everyone was overjoyed: "Could it be that the zongzi has been digested? ”
A group of officials hugged the guards to take X-rays, and when they took the films, everyone couldn't help but be overjoyed, only to see that the zongzi in the guards' stomachs had disappeared without a trace.
"It's amazing!
"Miracle Doctor!"
"This Nima works too quickly!"
The officials shouted: "This is simply a super zongzi digestive medicine, and a whole zongzi can be digested in minutes." ”
Little Ear laughed: "Isn't this nonsense? ”
Zhu Ziguo's officials were all so excited, Zhou Chaojun jumped up with joy, with this miracle medicine, his three-year stubborn illness was finally saved, and he couldn't help but burst into tears: "Divine doctor, I'...... My illness depends on you, please help me make another bowl of the same medicine. ”
Xiao Er said: "Hmph, didn't you say that the medicinal herbs are used up? ”
"Oh, yes, hurry up and move the herbs. Zhou Chaojun ordered loudly: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
The great leader actually said the word "fast" three times in a row, and this is a very urgent situation. Zhu Ziguo's officials jumped for a while and rushed outside.
Tang Sen was not as optimistic as them, he walked up to the guards and asked in a low voice, "Brother Tai, do you feel something is wrong in any other way?"
The guard shook his head and said, "No, I feel good." Just a little hungry. ”
Of course, you will be hungry when you digest the contents of your stomach, which is normal. Tang Sen didn't think of this as a side effect, but unexpectedly, the guard suddenly took out a mobile phone from his arms, threw it into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it with a click.
When Tang Sen saw it, he immediately sweated profusely.
The guard said: "I don't know why I'm so hungry, well, this phone looks delicious." Like chocolate. ”
Townsend's Khan: "Hey ......"
The guard didn't feel that it was enough to eat the mobile phone, so he took off the assault rifle that had been hanging on his back, put it in his mouth, clicked, and the gun was actually bitten and shattered by him like a biscuit, and then swallowed it, and he also smashed his mouth and said, "Well, it's delicious." ”
The people next to him were all sweating profusely. Zhou Chaojun couldn't help asking, "Divine doctor, is this ...... What's going on?"
Xiao Er said as a matter of course: "Well." Normally, this zongzi digestive medicine is a new medicine that I just researched, and there will definitely be some side effects, this guard is the first subject of the test, and some side effects are reflected from him, which is expected. ”
"I think you're big. He had just eaten something inexplicable and went in. Townsend's Khan: "I'm going to die." ”
"Probably not, just do a random operation and take those things out of the stomach?" Xiao Er said as a matter of course: "Human surgical skills are very powerful." ”
Tang Sen covered his face: "Nima, in order to digest a zongzi, I ended up eating a mobile phone and an assault rifle." I have to have surgery to take it out of my stomach, so why do I want to make zongzi digestive medicine?"
"Well, you're right, it looks like I should make another cell phone digester and an assault rifle digest. Xiao Er smiled: "I also want to challenge these two medicines." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "Don't make me some medicine that doesn't work inexplicably, I'll wipe it!" ”
Zhou Chaojun felt that Yali Mountain was big, and Zhu Ziguo's officials also felt that Yali Mountain was big.
It's been three years, and I'm finally looking forward to a doctor who seems to be very powerful, and can make a medicine that digests zongzi in an instant, but ...... This doctor is still not very reliable in the end, what should I do? Help!
Zhou Chaojun said with a sad face: "Divine doctor, can you please put more effort into research, eliminate the side effects of zongzi digestive medicine, and then you can make it for me to eat." ”
"Well, of course, you can, but it requires a lot of clinical trials. "Generally speaking, it is inevitable to try thousands and hundreds of cases, and finally the side effects can be completely eliminated." ”
Zhou Chaojun patted his chest and said, "This is a trivial matter, please leave it to me." He immediately instructed an official next to him: "Tonight's Zhu Zi News will solicit citizens from all over the country who volunteer to test drugs for me and hand them over to the divine doctor for clinical trials." ”
The official immediately said with a serious face: "Your Majesty, this matter is not feasible. ”
"Why can't it be done?" Zhou Chaojun said curiously: "Aren't the people willing to contribute to me?"
"No...... It's not that everyone is unwilling, but everyone is too willing, once the news is broadcast, people all over the country will come to test the medicine for you, and the place where you sign up is afraid that it will be crowded, which may cause social unrest. The official said seriously: "Don't openly recruit drug test volunteers on Zhu Zi News, just select a few thousand brave soldiers in our Zhu Zi country's army to carry it out." ”
"Okay, that's it. Zhou Chaojun waved his hand, and the matter was settled.
Zhou Chaojun left with the officials, and the guards who had eaten mobile phones and assault rifles were also carried into the hospital for surgery, and the room was replaced with new guards and a large number of newly sent medicinal materials.
Little Ear happily crawled around in the herb pile.
Tang Sen said angrily: "Look at the good things you have done, we are in big trouble now, how long will it take for you to try this medicine without side effects?"
Xiaoer laughed in a low voice: "With the ability of the two of us, let's go, who else can stop us?"
"That's not what I said. Tang Sen shook his head and said: "Although we can easily defeat them, but the most important thing in being a man is to have a beginning and an end, since he has promised to treat Zhou Chaojun, he can't be left alone, he must be cured before leaving, this is the most basic integrity and morality of being a man, not to mention that you also deceived people of many medicinal herbs, and also caused a guard to enter the hospital, these things have to be responsible, and the best way to take this responsibility is to cure Zhou Chaojun's illness." ”
"Okay, okay, got it, it's serious. Xiao Er snorted: "I hate serious people the most, if you don't help me take a bath and wash clothes, I will ignore you." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "Are you a washing machine or a Thai bath girl?"
Xiaoer smiled: "Both." ”
Townwend: "......"
For the rest of the day, the two of them stayed in the palace, working day and night on the potions. Xiaoer really likes to refine medicine, although it is a very simple zongzi digestive medicine, but she invests all her concentration, sometimes she will squat in the pile of herbs to think, sometimes write and draw on paper, reformulate the prescription, and sometimes dispense the medicine by herself...... I am constantly improving the ingredients in this medicine.
Outside the door, there were a large number of Zhu Ziguo soldiers who came to test the medicine, each of them prepared a zongzi, whenever Xiaoer needed someone to come in to test the medicine, that person immediately ate a zongzi and walked into the house, picked up the medicine bowl handed by Xiaoer, and poured it into his mouth without saying a word.
The faces of these testers shone with divine light, as if they would not frown if they died for the sake of the Great Leader.
As a result, horrific side effects keep coming to their heads.
Some people suddenly want to eat cloth when they are hungry, some people want to eat wood when they are hungry, some people eat a brick when they are hungry, and some people eat a glass......
Microtia's notebook kept a record of each subject's reaction.
There was a look of unsettling on her delicate little face, and she would never let go until she solved this side effect.
Tang Sen has also seen such a look on his mother's face, when the hidden ending of the game she likes can't be played, she will do the same, with a touch of perseverance on her face, she swears to sit in front of the game console without retreating, playing dark, playing the sun and the moon, even if she is tired and the whole person is soft as mud, she will unswervingly continue to struggle in the game.
Although the medicine made by Xiaoer is so unreliable, Tang Sen still admires her!
He admires all those who are willing to give everything for their goals and work hard persistently, such people shine with a light that is difficult to look at, making people feel how great they are.
The painstaking research lasted for three days and three nights, during which he did not close his eyes, and after hundreds of failures, he suddenly began to fall into deep thought again...... After this contemplation, Xiaoer suddenly "snapped" on his thigh and jumped up.
At this time, it was dawn three days later, and Townsend was still sleeping in the lounge next to the pharmacy, but Xiaoer had not closed her eyes for three days and three nights, she rushed into the lounge, jumped on top of Conson, rode him and shouted, "Wow, I finally thought of it." ”
"Don't scare me. Tang Sen was woken up by her sitting on her stomach, rubbed his eyes, and saw his eyes red, bloodshot little ears sitting on him, crying and laughing: "What do you think? Even if there is any great geographical discovery, don't sit on me and say, go down for me." ”
Xiaoer said excitedly: "I thought of a key drug to eliminate side effects. ”
"What's that?" said Tang Senqi.
"The urine of the dragon kings. Xiao Er said seriously: "Tang Sen, you go and help me get some urine from the Dragon King Clan." (To be continued.) )