It is said that the thief Hou Fei wanted to sneak into the girl's bedroom to steal, but Hou Fei didn't know how to stealth, so he had to find another way.

The thief Hou Fei thought of becoming a "girl" and blending into the girl's dormitory building, but there was a big flaw, Hou Fei's face was like a brick, Hou Fei decided to consult the famous "Du Niang".

Asked Du Niang: "How do boys become girls?"

Hmm, Du Niang gave tens of millions of information all of a sudden, Hou Fei was so excited, the legendary Du Niang was really powerful.

The thief Hou Fei nervously clicked on the messages one by one.

Boys become girls:

Message: "Simple, if you don't want to be a boy anymore, then take a fruit knife from the palace"

The thief Hou Fei's thinking was a little stuck: "This, this, this?"

Message: "Cut, from the palace, this is too painful, I suggest you go to the hospital and do the surname change surgery, this does not need to be from the palace, just ask the 'castration master' to help you cut"

Thief Hou Fei: "This is slightly better" This is quite a bit of a spectrum.

Information: "I heard that some hospitals have a special surname change business, which is painless, no residue, absolutely clean and never recurring"

Thief Hou Fei: "Painless, no residue, why does it sound like a painless abortion?

Message: "The castration technique of the Celestial Empire has a long history, thousands of years old. But when it comes to surname change and beauty technology, it also talks about Taiguo and Hanguo."

Thief Hou Fei: "Huh?"

"Let me tell you, the Taiguo's surname change technology is absolutely big, they will not only castrate, but also waist, hips, breasts, etc., the curve is perfect, and it will definitely make you more and more like a woman." ”

Thief Hou Fei: "Really, you can consider it" Hou Fei was **.

Message: "And Hanguo's beauty is also very good, they can make your triangular face and four-corner face all become melon seed faces, make your little eyes as big as copper bells, and big mouths into cherry-like small." ”

Thief Hou Fei: "......" Hou Fei thought about the beautiful appearance of becoming a beautiful girl, how to make a sugar daddy, how to do it.

"Ahh

The thief Hou Fei threw his ** out of his mind, denied the previous information, and continued to order other information.

Message: "You can buy a 'surname change card', the 'surname change card' can instantly make you a girl or a boy......"

The thief Hou Fei's eyes were about to pop out: "What?ah~ There is such a magical thing in this world?Why do I look like I'm talking about mythology and magic?"

"If there is such a thing, it would be great, after all, this 'surname change card' can be changed back, unlike the surname change surgery, once the knife goes down, it will never be changed back"

The thief Hou Fei hurriedly asked, "What is the surname change card?"

Message: "Take off your clothes before using your surname change card......"

The thief man read the first sentence and felt that there was a door this time, but Hou Fei aimed his eyes at the back of the information, and wrote "Demon Beast Game Strategy".

"I wipe" the thief Hou Fei is about to jump up, and it is another unreliable, which makes Hou Feibai excited, it turns out that this 'surname card' is an item in the game.

Hou Fei continued to click the mouse hopelessly, and just when Hou Fei was about to despair, a message jumped out.

Hou Fei clicked on it casually, and a burst of ecstasy came to his heart, ahaha, I have an idea.

"Human Skin Mask"

This thing is good, it can change its appearance without changing its surname, it is simply a necessary artifact for killers, robbers, and thieves.

The thief man**, of course, this is the mood of the thief man**, the thief man's whole body is trembling, it is trembling with excitement.

Of course, this time the thief man was more cautious, and he didn't start so quickly, but went to Du Niang to consult about the information about the "human skin mask".

It turns out that the "human skin mask" has long been sold on some websites, and there are also seniors who use the "human skin mask" to work, and the effect is very good, and there can be hundreds of thousands of gains in one night, and they are not afraid of being caught.

The thief man is about to buy a "human skin mask", but this is another problem.

This mask is made of a material similar to silicone, and it is not really a human skin, because the degree of simulation is not the same, the price is not the same, the high is tens of thousands, and the bottom is only a few hundred yuan.

If the thief wants to buy it, he must buy a high-fidelity one, but after buying it, the thief man can't even afford instant noodles.

However, the thief man thought about it, and he was reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, and he was reluctant to let his wife catch the **, so he fought and bought.

The thief man used the Internet to buy a high-fidelity "human skin mask", which is a girl's portrait, and the thief man is afraid of attracting attention, so this girl's portrait is relatively ordinary, not very beautiful.

Put it on and try it out, then put on the girl's dress you bought before, and look in front of the mirror, and a short-haired girl will appear in the mirror.

It's a pity that the thief has no money, otherwise he would have wanted to buy a wig.

Looking at the girl in the mirror, the thief man felt that it was not enough, touched his pocket, and took out a yuan.

I changed my outfit and went out to buy two steamed buns.

Now the price of everything has risen, even the white flour steamed buns, you used to be able to buy two big steamed buns for one yuan, but now you can only buy two steamed buns the size of buns.

"Alas, the little people are not happy, especially like me Hou Fei, so I can only borrow some money from rich people to spend it, I will repay them and the people when I have money in the future" I don't know how sincere Hou Fei's words are.

The steamed buns are covered in small plastic bags and hung on the chest with strings. He put on his dress again, put on a girl's mask, and took a picture in front of the mirror again.

"Magic mirror, magic mirror, do you see if I'm a girl" The thief man fiddled with this slender figure in front of the mirror.

"Well, yes, yes my master, hehe," the thief laughed to himself.

The thief Hou Fei took another step closer to the abyss.

Hou Fei found that his girl was quite handsome, although he deliberately bought something with a slightly more ordinary appearance.

can add the dress and Hou Fei's white skin, as well as the two one-yuan "steamed buns" on the chest, which still belong to the scope of "beauties".

Now I'm going to go to the girls' dormitory building, the thief Hou Fei looked at the time, and the classmates were still in military training, and the thief man pretended to be a girl and went out of the dormitory.

Originally, Hou Fei was still very worried about being discovered, but he didn't expect that the boys who saw Hou Fei shot at him one after another.

scared the thief boy and immediately ran to the girls' dormitory, followed by the laughter of the boys.

"This girl is so interesting, she's pretty and pretty, I don't know which department it's from, I don't know if she has a boyfriend, I'm going to soak her"

Fortunately, the steamed bun on the thief's chest is not his "steamed bun", and it is a little smaller, and there is no feeling of running up and down.

When the thief Hou Fei heard this, he ran faster.

"Huh, why did this girl run away from our boys" Not all the boys were blinded by Hou Fei's girl's appearance, and there were also strange.

The thief Hou Fei was worried that he would not be able to enter the girls' dormitory, but he didn't expect that the female administrator of the dormitory just glanced at Hou Fei and went to do her own thing. It seems that the administrator is very lenient about girls entering and leaving the dormitory.

The thief man snickered ......