Three, three, six, cute, you tell me to go, I can't go

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"What? you say...... Is he a man?" Princess Iron Fan finally woke up from the daze she had just gotten up in the morning, and after thinking carefully about the words of the red child, she was so frightened that she jumped out of Tang Sen's arms, stood on the bed, stretched out her hand and pointed at Tang Sen, her fingertips kept trembling: "You...... You...... Are you a man?"

Tang Sen couldn't pretend anymore, so he had to say: "That's right, I'm a man, I'm sorry, I deceived you by pretending to be a woman, but I didn't mean to, I really wanted to cross the Flaming Mountain, so I disguised myself as a woman to come to you for help, I didn't mean to do anything to you, I really just wanted to cross the Flaming Mountain." ”

He turned to the red boy again and said, "I really didn't want to seduce your mother or anything, don't get me wrong." ”

Iron Fan Princess: "......"

Red Boy snorted, "Give you a minute to explain in detail and give me a reason that I can accept." ”

Tang Sen hurriedly said: "Your mother hates men very much and is unwilling to help men, so I disguised myself as a woman to come to her for help, but I didn't expect to meet your parents to quarrel, so your mother pulled me to be an actor and cannon fodder, I want to be angry with your father, and the explanation is over!"

Red Boy was taken aback: "Such a short and irresponsible explanation, I actually understood it, and understood, wow, it's really amazing, Brother Tang Sen, you have such a powerful ability to generalize." ”

Townwend: "......"

The red boy spread his hands and said: "Well, in fact, I also know that my mother hates men, as for my father's side, I heard from the little monster under his command a few days ago, he seems to be dealing with a fox spirit recently, but I didn't expect this matter to be exposed, and my mother will actually use this method to deal with it, it's just that." I understand it all. ”

It's so easy to understand, it's really a genius Lori, Tang Sen feels relieved, it's great to be able to explain it clearly.

However, the red boy understands, which does not mean that the iron fan princess can also understand.

Her whole body trembled. As if he had taken some kind of poison, he couldn't stop at all, and his voice trembled: "You are really a man...... Woo...... Wow...... I don't want to live anymore. ”

The princess of the iron fan took out a white silk from nowhere, wrapped it around the beam, tied a knot, and then stretched her neck in, as if she was going to hang herself up.

The red boy was startled, and quickly took out the fire-tipped spear, and stabbed Bai Aya with one shot. hugged the iron fan princess from the beam: "Mom, don't do stupid things, why do you suddenly want to hang yourself?"

Princess Iron Fan cried, "I...... I...... I actually did something like this with a real man, cuddling, hooking shoulders, and sleeping together...... I...... Finished...... I'm really not a woman now, I'm not a pure wife anymore...... Let me die......"

"The term pure wife sounds very fresh. Tang Sen couldn't help but sigh: "I don't even know how to complain." ”

The red boy glared at him angrily and said, "Hey, Brother Tangsen, my mother is hanging." Are you still in the mood to complain? Come and comfort her. ”

Townsend Khan, well. Leaned closer and said softly, "Princess, that ...... I'm really sorry for what happened yesterday, but we didn't do anything, and it doesn't affect your innocence, mmmm. You're still a good innocent wife, really. ”

"I'm innocent. The Iron Fan Princess burst into tears: "I was put on the shoulders by the man, hugged my waist, and touched my chest and buttocks, the most important thing is." We slept in the same bed, how can people see people when this is said? If my husband knew about it, he would definitely divorce me. ”

"No, no, no, he already laid you off before that. Townsend hastened to correct her logical error.

"Anyway, being touched by a man makes me feel so disgusting, and it's super unpleasant. The princess of the iron fan wiped several places that had been touched by Tang Sen yesterday with her hands, and wiped hard, as if there was something dirty there, and after a few seconds, she suddenly remembered something, brushed the ground and took off her coat, leaving only the close-fitting clothes, and threw the coat far away: "This dress has been touched by a man, and it can no longer be wanted." ”

Townsend Khan: "So exaggerated?"

The princess of the iron fan thought about it carefully, brushed the floor and took off her skirt again, and threw it away from the distance: "This skirt has also been touched by you, so you can't ask for it." ”

What skirt are you taking off? I'll wipe it, revealing little Nene! Tang Sen hurriedly covered his eyes, but he had already seen that she was wearing a little bear before covering his eyes**...... Nima, how old are you, and you still wear this kind of cartoon**? How old are you?

Princess Iron Fan suddenly pulled out the Qingfeng Sword, brushed the ground with a sword, and cut her carved wooden bed in half: "This bed has been slept on by men, and I can't ask for it anymore." You disgusting stinky man, you actually disguised yourself as a woman and came to my cave, all the floor tiles you stepped on will be re-paved, and all the utensils you have used will be thrown away, and I will cut ......."

The sword slashed across the room, and the surrounding furniture was smashed to pieces.

Tang Sen sweated profusely: Nima, the next sword won't cut me, right?

What was he thinking, Princess Iron Fan's sword was really aimed at him, and the blade of the sword slashed at Tang Sen's head: "You are simply a mad destruction maniac, extremely hateful......"

The mad destroyer is obviously yourself, and you cut everything here yourself. Tang Sen wanted to dodge the sword sideways, but unexpectedly, the sword was cut halfway and froze in midair.

It turned out that the princess of the iron fan suddenly remembered the manliness on this man's body...... It turns out that real men have real masculinity, which is much more comfortable and smells very good than the masculinity of women who resemble men...... Although this man is very annoying, he disguised himself as a woman to deceive himself, but he is also the first man in the world to have intimate contact with him, and it seems a bit ...... to hack him to death with a sword Somewhat...... It's a bit of a no-brainer.

Princess Iron Fan withdrew her sword, and angrily swung it to the side, clicking, and slashing the large wardrobe.

Tang Sen hurriedly hugged the wardrobe: "Hey, I didn't touch that wardrobe yesterday, what are you doing with bad people?"

"Then I'll cut you!"

"No, no, you'd better chop the closet. Townsend sighed in his heart: "Poor wardrobe, don't blame me. ”

The wardrobe was cut into a mess, and a lot of clothes slipped out of it, and when Princess Iron Fan saw these clothes, she thought that she had now taken off her coat and skirt, and was only wearing a little bear** and close-fitting clothes, and there was a man standing next to her.

She is very beautiful, but her expression is often a little fierce, and now she has a red face, but she has covered up her fierceness, and she looks very charming and charming.

The red boy opened his mouth wide and said, "Oh, Mom, you have suddenly become beautiful." ”

Princess Iron Fan hurriedly used a magical power, and used a change spell to turn the red face back into a white face, and her face returned to a fierce appearance, and she snorted coldly: "Mom is already very beautiful, okay, let's continue to deal with this stinky man." ”

"I'm a man, but I don't stink. Townsend said.

"I don't care if you stink or not, a stinky man is a stinky man. Princess Iron Fan is obviously an unreasonable type: "Now, I ask you to take responsibility for yesterday's incident." ”

"No, no, no, yesterday's events were actually led by yourself, it was you who forced me to be an actor, I didn't agree, you think about it carefully, I have said several times that this is not appropriate, so I don't think I need to be responsible for yesterday's events. Townsend said seriously.

"But the reason is that you are a man and a woman. The Iron Fan Master said indignantly, "If it weren't for the wrong beginning, how could I let him develop wrong......ly?" It's all your fault. ”

Red Boy Khan: "Mom, it seems a bit unreasonable for you to say this." ”

"Hey, are you still my daughter?

"This ...... This Brother Townsend is not exactly an outsider. Red Boy said, "He's a bit of a relationship to us...... He and Seventh Aunt are friends......" She whispered a few words in Princess Iron Fan's ear, it seemed that she had told Tang Sen and Sun Wukong about the last time they helped her in Huoyun Cave.

"I see, Seventh Sister's friend, it's just relatives and friends, or there is no mother, right?" Princess Iron Fan said seriously: "You choose, help your mother or help him." ”

The red boy didn't need to choose at all, took out the fire-tipped gun, stood behind the princess of the iron fan, and set up a field: "Of course help mom, okay, mom is free to deal with it, I won't intervene, but what's the matter, mom still has to be merciful, don't make a homicide or something, after all, they are all relatives and friends, don't do too much." ”

Townwend: "......"

Princess Iron Fan didn't want to make a murder case, but if she really wanted to, the sword just now would have slashed down at Tang Sen. If she didn't slash with that sword, she couldn't do it again. I had to stare at Tang Sen with a pair of phoenix eyes, and I just thought in my heart: What should I do? This stinky man touched me and slept with me in his arms, if I didn't punish him, it would definitely not be justified, but I couldn't bear to kill him with a sword, cut off one of his hands, right? Still reluctant? Just cut off a few hairs from him. No, such a handsome and beautiful man doesn't look good if he cuts off his hairstyle......

The Iron Fan Princess struggled for a long time, and suddenly realized: Is there a mistake? When did I know how to think about men? I hate men the most, don't I?

Her momentum slowly weakened, and she sighed: "That's it, yesterday's incident is my own bad luck, you go, I don't want you to be responsible." ”

She originally thought that as soon as she said this, Tang Sen would leave, and she would have time to sort out her mood, but she didn't expect Tang Sen to leave, but said with a bitter face: "Princess girl, I can't leave if you tell me to go, I still have to ask you to help me cross the Flaming Mountain." (To be continued.) )

PS: Thank you to my sect leader for rewarding 200, Tanghua rewarding 110, Wuhongche, I don't want to be a father-in-law, a lonely ghost rewarding 100, a couple of Asian rewarding 30, kight a A, lazy supreme rewarding 20, scarlet preliminary, you don't have a chest to be fierce, Dongfang Yanyi Emperor, no fish kiss the sky, Boli purple cherry 10