Chapter 122: Stranded Mermaid

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Xiao Mo looked at An Chongzhi with unkempt hair, completely embarrassed, and said secretly in his heart: "Lao Tzu has had eight friendships with him, although it is not out of sincerity, but he treats me really well, now that my brother is in trouble, Lao Tzu must pretend to be three points of eagerness, otherwise he will not be able to go on the face!"

Thinking of this, he immediately pulled his neck and shouted: "Brother be careful, the top of the six doors is not a good thing, the old witch is very tight, don't fight with it!"

Xu Wanqiu couldn't help but be stunned, and said angrily: "Are your little prostitutes' brains rusty? What old witch, isn't my sister here to save you? Don't stand on the wrong side!"

She stood on the side of the terrace, stroking the chubby round back, and suddenly saw that Xiao Mo was still lying on the ground, the whole person was lifeless, like a stranded rotten mermaid, and she couldn't help but feel compassion.

She walked over with a ghostly gesture, and actually kicked Xiao Mo on the body, and teased: "You prostitute and arrogant, did you ever think that there would be such an end today?"

Xiao Mo's dirty and handsome face was tightly pressed against the marble pavement, feeling bursts of moisture and a chill all over his body, and said slowly: "Lao Tzu can also be regarded as helping you find Yun Cao Jiedu, although he is not the culprit behind the scenes, but I have more or less done my best, I haven't complained about you yelling at Lao Tzu, why are you gloating here?"

Xu Wanqiu deliberately put on a cold attitude, squatted down, and said puzzledly: "You seem to be very familiar with Sanniang, do you already know each other?

"The eldest wife really looks up to your father-in-law!" Xiao Mo rolled his eyes and laughed out loud, "If Lao Tzu is a person with six doors, how can he be isolated and at the mercy of you?"

"Who is your eldest wife, keep your dog's mouth clean!" Xu Wanqiu tapped Xiao Mo's forehead with a fan bone, only to hear a crisp sound of "dong", and Xiao Mo snorted in pain.

Wan'er knew that her hand was a little heavier, and said embarrassedly: "You...... Are you all right? A rough-skinned little scoundrel like you, I guess you've been beaten very much, don't bluff as if I'm bullying you!"

"Your grandfather's, where is Lao Tzu's rough skin and thick meat? One day I will definitely knock it back, so that you can also feel the weight of the golden fan!" Xiao Mo's silkworm eyebrows almost touched together, and there was a strange sound in his mouth, and he was dizzy in pain. conAd1();

"I hope there won't be that day, we'd better not see each other!" Xu Wanqiu opened the folding fan, and the ethereal golden glow reflected the jade face, and said hurriedly: "Tell me, why does Sanniang call you Xiao Slippery? I haven't seen you and Sanniang have had a verbal exchange in the Drunken Cloud Pavilion, how can she know you so well?"

"If I say that I have a fate with Sanniang in my previous life, will the lady be jealous?" Xiao Mo looked at Wan'er with a wicked smile, her stiff body was difficult to bend, and her movements seemed extremely uncoordinated.

"What kind of vinegar do I eat, it has nothing to do with you and I being innocent, I think you are really itchy and tired!" Xu Wanqiu snorted coldly, and said angrily: "Don't be poor, just now you obviously asked Sanniang if you have found the owner of the silver lock, Sanniang also said that you used a very clever plan to lure the snake out of the hole with a fake and chaotic truth, obviously you still have something to hide from me, quickly and truthfully, otherwise you know the consequences!"

"The lady just wants to know the relationship between me and the nine-tailed demon fox? The so-called heavenly secret must not be revealed, and if you say it, you will be punished by heaven, but for the sake ......of the lady, the Xianggong would rather suffer from the gouging out of the eyes and skins of the hell of the nose! But the lady at least has to untie the rope first, Xianggong is very tired to talk like this!" Xiao Mo laughed playfully, as if he had completely forgotten that thousands of crow troops were fighting bloodily in the pear orchard.

Xu Wanqiu said angrily: "Don't ask the lady to call me, otherwise I will cut your tongue!"

Xiao Mo's long hair was fluffy and messy, covered with sticky blood stains, and it was scattered on his face like this, but he couldn't see any expression, he pretended to be calm, and said: "If the lady likes it, but it doesn't hurt to cut it!"

Xu Wanqiu was so angry with Xiao Mo that her eyebrows frowned, and she really couldn't do anything about him, so she reached out and lifted Xiao Mo's dirty bangs, revealing a perfect and unruly side face, which was not at all like a mortal, and said with a smile: "Do you think I can't guess if you keep your mouth shut? In Lan Kwai Fong, the silver lock you forced Youluan to wear is beautifully carved, but the texture is unusually light and thin, it is obviously an excellent fake, it should be obtained by you from Sanniang, because I haven't seen you with this thing in the first line of heaven, and you are trying to use this fake to draw out the real owner of the silver lock, am I wrong?" ”

"I can't imagine that the lady is so smart and handsome, even if you are right, but the silver lock was not obtained by Lao Tzu from Sanniang, but engraved by my own hands!" Xiao Mo tilted his face to the side with a calm expression, his bangs broke away from Wan'er's hand, and he hung down again, he seemed to be hiding himself all the time, whether it was a ragged dress or a mouth full of lies. conAd2();

"Don't put gold on your face, you can carve such a delicate thing?" Wan'er's eyes sparkled, and there was disdain in her expression.

Xiao Mo bowed slightly, and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu is dignified, ingenious, what's so strange about knowing some talents, are you envious and jealous?"

"I'm going to be jealous of you, what are you kidding? You don't have a word of truth, but you teach me how to believe you?" Wan'er seemed to smell the stench on Xiao Mo's body, her eyebrows frowned, and she covered her face with a fan, and couldn't help but let go of her left arm, and Xiaopang struggled to jump down.

Whenever night falls, Chubby will always become extraordinarily energetic, and there are always sparkling tears in his pupils, as if a bottomless spring. When it saw Xiao Mo staring at itself blankly, it also looked at Xiao Mo pitifully, a white tail mixed with tawny stripes wagged around behind him, and slowly paced in the direction of Xiao Mo leisurely.

The figure-eight mouth opened and closed slightly, revealing a few tender white teeth, it screamed innocently, turned around awkwardly, and pointed at Xiao Mo with its round buttocks, its paws slashed back, and the dust fell on Xiao Mo's face.

"This ...... What does this mean?" Xiao Mo sneezed, as if he had been humiliated by a cat, and said angrily: "You...... You stupid cat, fat cat, stupid cat! Lao Tzu will one day roast you and eat meat, your grandfather's, wait for Lao Tzu!"

Xu Wanqiu leaned back with a smile and teased: "It must be that you have been with the corpse for a long time, and there is a rancid smell on your body, so Xiaopang will bury you with sand, what do you think it treats you?"

Wan'er's voice did not fall, but when she saw Xiaopang stretching out her stubby tongue and licking her front paws innocently, and then drawing circles on her flat face, she was still screaming, as if nothing had happened, and her inky eyes reflected a battlefield of slaughter in the pear orchard.

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