Fourth, sixth, fifth, cute, and Zhou Fatzi were reborn
Update at 8 p.m.
Fat Zhou spurted blood and fell to the ground, and his fat body rolled on the ground a few times, not moving.
Tang Sen was taken aback: Rub, will this belly-black technique given by Sister Guanyin be too intense? Will this innocent fat man be directly hit to death?
Just thinking of this, he saw Zhou Chaojun fighting another carp and jumping up from the ground. The fat man's face was relieved, and he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha...... I, Zhou Chaojun, am the symbol of Zhu Ziguo, the great leader of all Zhu Ziguo, and I am worshiped by everyone, but I would actually fall in love with such a shameless woman, cling to a rich old man, being a junior, and giving birth to illegitimate children, hahaha...... This kind of woman ......"
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, Mr. Zhou, are you okay?"
"Well, I'm doing well now. Zhou Chaojun suddenly shouted: "I finally understand, love is fake at all, it's worthless, bullshit, what's wrong with a fat man? As long as you are rich and powerful, not to mention a fat man, even the old man can hug a beauty, what have I been struggling with?"
Townsend wiped a handful of sweat.
Zhou Chaojun said: "I've completely figured it out, I was so stupid before, I thought it was right to pay my heart to chase my sister, and now I'm completely awake, I don't need to have a crush on anyone or pursue anyone, with my identity as a great leader, I just need to show my power, wear gold and jade, and wear a luxurious brand, why don't you worry about the beauty not throwing yourself into your arms? hahahaha...... I decided, I made a complete decision, from tomorrow, I want to draft, I want to summon all the beauties of Zhu Ziguo into the palace, I want seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards. I can play as much as I want. ”
Townsend was speechless.
"Oh, by the way, I can't just be satisfied with this little identity of King Zhu Zi, three years ago, I also told Sai Tai Sui that I was very rich, but she still chose the rich old man of the Tang Kingdom. It can be seen that she doesn't look down on Zhu Ziguo at all, and would rather choose the rich man of the Tang Dynasty than the leader of Zhu Ziguo, hum...... I want to develop national strength, I want to make Zhu Ziguo stronger, and I want to be richer than the Tang Kingdom!"
Zhou Chaojun said confidently: "I want to develop nuclear weapons, raise the prestige of my country, and show the world the strength of Zhu Ziguo." ”
Townsend Khan: "Hey, are you playing too much?"
"Mr. Tang. You don't have to persuade me, I've made up my mind!" Zhou Fatzi walked out of the dormitory, striding forward, his spirit was very good, and his stomach seemed to be completely painless.
Half an hour later, Zhou Chaojun appeared on Zhu Zi News, holding a big steamed bun in his left hand and a roast chicken leg in his right hand. While munching, he said solemnly to the camera: "This leader is now announced." Officially recruit princesses from the people, and women who are tall, ********, glamorous and charming, and confident in their figure and face can come to the palace to sign up. Once I am selected, you can be named a queen, a concubine, a talent, a beauty and other ranks, you don't have to work every day, you just need to enjoy the glory and wealth in the harem, I am waiting for you. ”
As soon as the news came out. Zhu Ziguo exploded completely, and the great leader, who was respected as a god, actually wanted to accept a concubine, and this was still necessary? Although he was a fat man, who cared? The people of Zhu Ziguo were all excited, and hurriedly washed their beautiful daughter white, dressed up carefully, and sent it to the palace in a queue to send ...... Of course, this is after Tang Sen left Zhu Ziguo, out of sight and out of mind, it's nothing.
Zhou Chaojun also announced a new strategic goal, Zhu Ziguo will study his own nuclear weapons, to show the world Zhu Ziguo's national prestige, of course, as soon as this infamous goal was announced, Zhu Ziguo was immediately subjected to economic sanctions by the United Nations, which made this poor country even poorer, which is also what happened after Tang Sen left, and he couldn't care about it.
Just when Zhou Chaojun was crazy with love and desperately spoofed, Tang Sen had already quietly left this nameless country with his sisters and continued to move west.
Sister Guanyin and Sai Tai Sui have been sending Tang Sen and his party to the border line of Zhu Ziguo, Sai Tai Sui seems to be a little reluctant to let him go, but Sister Guanyin has not left anyone, she naturally has no reason to stay, she looked at Tang Sen with red eyes, and said affectionately: "Tang Gongzi, when will you come back to Qilin Mountain to see me?"
Tang Sen Khan said: "I don't know, in short, my journey should end in the West Heaven Great Lei Yin Temple, and after the end, maybe there will be a lot of time to walk around, and I should come back to see you at that time." ”
Sai Taisui nodded obediently: "Then I will always wait for you here, people will take care of the house." ”
"Huh, what do you mean?" a picture suddenly appeared in Tang Sen's mind, a golden retriever sitting at the door of the house, guarding the door to prevent the robbers from entering, except for the owner, anyone who dared to approach this home, the golden retriever would rush up for a while.
Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat profusely, Ni Coal, where did I go?
Sister Guanyin smiled and waved her hand to Tang Sen: "Okay, let's go, Xiao Sai and I still have work to do, and I have brought more than two hundred and forty part-time jobs, enough to be assigned to the little demons, I don't have time to pay attention to you." ”
Tang Sen thought that Sister Guanyin seemed to have a man, so he felt depressed, and now when he saw her driving herself away, it was clear that she didn't want to talk to him more, which made it even more uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but snort: "Sister Guanyin, although you have a man, you don't have to be in such a hurry to drive me away, right? I didn't provoke you, so you don't want to see me like this?"
Sister Guanyin laughed, she saw that Tang Sen was jealous, and she was very happy, it turns out that you, a man, also know how to be jealous? You bring so many women by your side, I can't be jealous all day long, and now I should let you eat a little back. Hmph, I won't let you know the truth of the matter.
She had a lot of bad ideas in her head, and said with a smile: "Actually, for the sake of the two of us being friends, it's not that I can't talk to you about some private matters, occasionally I encounter emotional distress, can I come to talk to you?" I heard that men know men's hearts best, if something unpleasant happens between me and my boyfriend, can I come to you to help me analyze his thoughts?"
Townsend wanted to say "no", but out of the man's generosity, he still sighed: "Okay, no problem! If I can help you." ”
"Okay, then I'll come to you next time I'm in emotional trouble. Sister Guanyin said triumphantly.
Tang Sen waved his hand depressedly: "Okay, then I'll go." ”
Tang Sen was in a low mood, he didn't want to talk anymore, turned over on the little white dragon bicycle, and headed west, Sun Wukong and other girls also hurried to follow, but Xiao Er deliberately lagged behind, and when Tang Sen and they were far away, she turned back to Sister Guanyin and said: "What are you staring at Tang Sen for?" I can explain first, Tang Sen is a very important friend of mine to take care of, if you want to do anything to him, I won't agree." ”
The smile on Sister Guanyin's face also slowly solidified, and she said to Xiao Er: "The problem is that you Taoism is on your side, I want Tang Sen's life again and again, I have tolerated it to the limit, I advise you to hurry home and clean up the portal, if there are any cats and dogs running to find him trouble, I will let you Taoist people know how much faith power the Nanhai Putuo Mountain Guanzi Bodhisattva has in this world." ”
Xiao Er laughed: "Taoist affairs, the Bodhisattva is not allowed to bother. ”
Sister Guanyin also smiled: "Tang Sen's safety, and there is no need for Taoism to bother, as long as you don't harm him." ”
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Xiao Er said: "I have time to fight with you, I might as well refine a few more medicines." ”
Sister Guanyin also said: "I'm still busy arranging part-time jobs for the little demons, do you think I have time to take care of you? If it weren't for you and Tang Sen together, I wouldn't have bothered to say a word to you." ”
The two of them didn't talk speculatively for more than half a sentence, each snorted coldly, turned around and parted ways-
After Tang Sen and his party left Zhu Ziguo, they walked into the vast mountains again.
Speaking of the junction between countries, it is either a mountain or a river, it is really annoying, every time you pass a country, you have to cross a big mountain range, the mountains are deep and unpopular, there are no roads, there are no supplies to buy, quite unpleasant.
There is only one person who likes the mountains, and that is the small ear, because it is easy to dig up all kinds of herbs in the mountains. She walked all the way, digging for medicine all the way, occasionally climbing up cliffs, occasionally burrowing into ravines, occasionally climbing in the grass, and occasionally rolling in mud puddles.
As a result, when Townsend and his party crossed the boundary mountain, Xiaoer made himself covered in dirt and mud, and looked like a black man from Africa.
When he walked outside the mountain and saw the flat wasteland, Tang Sen said to Xiao Er: "Hey, I said Xiao Er, the mountain has finished walking, and there is a small lake in front of you, you should almost take a bath." When you were in the mountains, I urged you to take a bath, but I guess you had to get dirty just after washing, and now that you're out of the mountains, there are no herbs to dig up, and you should almost wash in vain. ”
"No, I hate bathing, it's such a waste of time. Xiaoer tilted his head and said, "If I have that free time, I might as well refine a few more medicines, unless I ......"
"Unless what?" Townsend felt bad in his heart, what excessive conditions was this guy going to make?
"Unless you wash it for me. Xiao Er smiled: "It's the same as last time." ”
"Don't, don't. "Townsend Khan: "Take your own bath and wash yourself." ”
"I'm too lazy to wash it, if you don't help me wash it, I'll be dirty like this all the time, and it's your face as a team leader anyway. "Little Ear is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
She is indeed not afraid of boiling water, it has been dirty for tens of thousands of years, and she doesn't care about other people's eyes, if it is dirty, it will be dirty, and if it smells, she will be too afraid of who will come? (To be continued.) )