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"Cut, it's all nonsense, the Jade Emperor girl won't sneak and lead troops to kill me like you. Tang Sen shouted: "Don't think that you can pretend to be the Jade Emperor girl with a veil. ”

Tang Sen made a little more effort in his hand: "Don't hide your head and show your face, let me see who you are, since you came to kill me with your face covered, it must be my acquaintance, right? He grabbed the corner of the masked towel and pulled hard. Zhang Duxue was frightened, and hurriedly covered the masked towel with her hands desperately, preventing him from pulling it down: "I am really the Jade Emperor! Don't ...... Don't look at my face. ”

Tang Sen still hugged Zhang Duxue's waist with one hand, and only used one hand to pull the mask towel, but Zhang Duxue used two hands to protect his face, and the two fought evenly...... Pulling, pulling, and pulling for a long time, there was no result, if the masked scarf was an ordinary silk scarf, it would have been shocked into powder by the divine power of the two of them, but it was a treasure of the heavenly realm, woven with heavenly silk, and it was also blessed with a curse seal, and it was not broken under the full force of the two of them, and it was forced to block Zhang Duxue's face, not revealing her identity.

Zhang Duxue was very grateful in her heart, and thought: If my identity is not revealed this time, I must treat the silkworms well when I go back and feed them more of the best mulberry leaves to eat.

"Let go of your veil!"

"I won't let go, I'm really the Jade Emperor, you let go of me......" Speaking of this, Zhang Duxue thought to herself: No, if you let go of me, he won't hug me. She hurriedly added: "Oh, it's okay not to let go, but I just won't show you my face, oops, don't pull my mask again, don't ...... Don't, Ya Extinction ......"

At this moment, the figure on the mountain road flickered. The Antarctic girl came back, and she shouted: "Oh, I don't know why, Tang Sen is not in the cave, and I don't know where he went......" Before the words fell, Antarctica found that the situation was wrong. Behind the tree in front of him, His Majesty the Jade Emperor was being held in the arms of a man, who was that man not Tang Sen? He was actually pulling the mask towel of His Majesty the Jade Emperor with all his might, and the Jade Emperor's face was desperately resisting to protect himself, looking pitiful. He actually shouted in his mouth, "Ya Zhan fell!"

Nanji was suddenly furious: "Okay, you shameless pervert, while I am not there, you actually dare to insult Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, didn't you hear that Your Majesty is calling Ya Xuan to fall? Uncle can bear it and aunt can't bear it, villain." Look at the trick ......" The Antarctic girl took out her crutches and struck Tang Sen head-on with a stick.

She used this trick very urgently, because she was in a hurry to save the Jade Emperor, where did she know how to show mercy to her subordinates, this stick was the rhythm of human life. Zhang Duxue was in a hurry, damn Antarctica, are you trying to kill classmate Tang Sen? She wanted to protect her face with both hands, and she was busy. I had to fly up and kick it out...... The Antarctic girl swung halfway through the stick, but suddenly tripped by Zhang Duxue under her feet. The body lost its center of gravity, and as a result, a good swing turned into a forward lunge, brushing past Tang Sen, and he was about to fall to the ground.

Tang Sen saw that Nanji was about to fall, of course he couldn't sit back and watch the girl fall all over his head, so he withdrew his right hand that was fighting with Zhang Duxue for the masked towel. Grabbed the waist and hugged the Antarctic girl who fell to the ground......

It's fun now, I hugged a girl in my left hand, and I hugged a girl in my right hand, and I smelled the fragrance of the two girls in my nose. Especially Zhang Duxue, it is really charming, Tang Sen Khan: Nima, what's the situation?

"Let go of me!" The Antarctic girl shouted, "By the way, let go of His Majesty the Jade Emperor first." ”

Tang Sen Khan: "Oh, she's really the Jade Emperor? I thought it was a fake...... Come and assassinate me. ”

"Of course I'm the real thing, Tang Sen, have you forgotten that we still review math together?" Zhang Duxue also quickly explained.

"Oh, that's a misunderstanding. Tang Sen quickly let go, but now the two girls are held horizontally in their arms, as soon as they let go, both girls fell to the ground, Zhang Duxue originally liked Tang Sen, and didn't mind having some intimate contact with him, reached out and hugged Tang Sen's neck, and actually hung on his body, with this hanging, his toes touched the ground, and he stood steadily. But the Antarctic girl was not so lucky, she was originally out of gravity before she was grabbed by Tang Sen, as soon as Tang Sen's hand was loosened, Antarctica didn't want to hang his neck, so she fell to the ground, and her ass almost fell into four petals.

"Well, what's going on here?" asked Townsend with a wry smile, "I thought Antarctica was a reformist party and asked someone to assassinate me, so I just came up from behind the woods." ”

Zhang Duxue didn't want to leave a bad impression in Tang Sen's heart, of course she had to get rid of the pot at this time, she stretched out her hand and pointed at Nanji and said: "It's her, she said that you are a pervert and want to expose your essence, so let me hide in the woods and watch...... I hid in the woods with my own guards. ”

When Tang Sen heard this, he immediately sweated profusely. He only understood what was going on in an instant, it turned out that Nanji was not a, she asked herself several times, just to seduce herself and be fooled, and then prove to the Jade Emperor that she was a pervert, well, all the puzzles were solved.

Nanji rubbed his ass and got up from the ground, and said aggrievedly: "You were originally a pervert, and people have not wronged you, Your Majesty, please be sure to see his essence clearly." ”

Zhang Duxue said angrily: "Classmate Tang Sen is not a pervert, hasn't he completely proved his discipline this time? You asked him to come here for a tryst, trying to ruin his reputation, but classmate Tang Sen didn't think about that kind of thing at all, he didn't fall for it at all, he touched it from the back mountain, it fully proved that he didn't think about anything to happen to you at all, you say, where does he look like a pervert?

Antarctica sweated: "But...... But Zhu Bajie said that she abandoned ...... after he got tired of playing"

"Eighth Sister Zhu was abandoned?" Zhang Duxue said angrily: "How is it possible? Although that woman has a pair of big breasts and an excellent figure, she is a woman among women on the surface, but she is a middle-aged uncle at heart, nothing can happen to her and Tang Sen, you have to slander Tang Sen's classmate here." ”

Nanji said: "She said it like this: It's over...... I'm abandoned by the world......"

Townsend explained: "The "Invincible Record" she has been watching is finished, so she has become like that. ”

Antarctica: "......"

Zhang Duxue laughed angrily: "Hehe, Antarctica, what else do you have to say?"

The Antarctic girl was sweating profusely: "Subordinate...... Subordinate...... There is nothing more to say. ”

"Okay, in that case, do you remember what I said before that?" Zhang Duxue snorted coldly.

"Subordinate...... Subordinates remember...... Want...... Want...... punish his subordinates to be a maid for him for a lifetime......" The Antarctic girl wanted to cry without tears: "Subordinates...... Recognize...... Confessed. ”

"Just admit it. Zhang Duxue snorted dissatisfiedly: "This matter is settled." ”

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, this is not good, the new era, where is there any maid who is not a maid? ”

"Well, that's right, the new era is not called a maid. And you also made a little merit in this incident, and you will make atonement for your sin, so you don't need to be called a maid. Zhang Duxue snorted coldly: "But there are also Filipino maids in the new era, from today on, Antarctica will be your Filipino maid." ”

Tang Sen was surprised and thought: Merit? Where did this product make a contribution?

Nanji understood that she was messing around with her mistakes, and let His Majesty the Jade Emperor and Tang Sen hug and hug for a while, this should be the credit......, right?

"I'll rub, you are obviously the true monarch of Antarctica, it should be an Antarctic hukou, let me play with Antarctic penguins, what is a Datang hukou?" Tang Sen complained to the sky.

Zhang Duxue snorted: "Then nanny, it's about the same anyway." Or do you want to be called a domestic worker? Part-time worker? You choose one of your own. ”

The Antarctic girl wants to cry without tears, this is not right, this is no love, I am a real monarch, why do I have to be called a Filipino maid, nanny, housekeeper, and part-time worker? These identities are wrong, very wrong...... It's better to call it a maid.

"Okay, don't talk about this guy. Zhang Duxue cleared her throat, straightened the masked towel on her face, and took off the armor on her body, revealing a beautiful, good-looking, pure and energetic dress. Such a shape shows her beauty, and Tang Sen can't help but look a little dumbfounded......

When the Jade Emperor is not wearing a dragon robe, he is really beautiful, but ...... Why does this look always feel a little familiar, or a little intimate? Well, what kind of face would he see if he took off her veil?

Zhang Duxue said softly to Tang Sen: "Classmate Tang Sen, why are you making a flute? After you helped me review mathematics last time, my grades really increased a lot, this time ...... Could you please help me with a little more physics?"

Tang Sen woke up in his head, threw the cranky thoughts just now out of his mind, and said with a smile: "Of course there is no problem, anyway, how many points did you score in the last small test?"

Zhang Duxue said triumphantly: "61 points!"

"Flutter!" Townsend spurted blood.

"Flutter!" Antarctica's blood spurted.

Both of them still remember that His Majesty the Jade Emperor said last time that she could score 60 points in mathematics, and after Tang Sen reviewed her, she actually only scored 61 points, and that review was only worth 1 point?

Tang Sen covered his face and said, "Cough, I want to ask, Jade Emperor girl, how are your physics scores, and how many points can you usually score in the usual small exams?"

Zhang Duxue compared one finger and two fingers.

Tang Sen said: "Huh, you can usually score 120 points, which is very powerful!"

Nanji Khan said: "No, I estimate that Your Majesty is 12 points!"

Zhang Duxue snorted: "You are all wrong, it's 1 to 2 points, and I can occasionally guess a multiple-choice question correctly." ”

"Flutter!" Townsend and Antarctica spewed blood into the streets at the same time.

"Don't be so surprised, there's something wrong with physics. Zhang Duxue said as a matter of course: "Our gods and monsters can do many things that violate the laws of physics, so I always feel that physics textbooks are all nonsense, and I can't learn it at all, and I can't be blamed for this kind of performance." ”

"Sounds reasonable. "Townsend can't complain anymore. (To be continued.) )