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The night was dark, and the air was filled with the smell of incense and candles. The entire "Guanyin Monastery" has quieted down, and the monks of all sizes have fallen asleep.

Tang Sen hadn't slept yet, he had just finished writing a "gun draft" in the guest room, which was a review of a certain mobile phone, he had never used this mobile phone at all, but just wrote a bunch of benefits of this mobile phone according to the information given by the manufacturer, and then uploaded it to the portal, and got a manuscript fee of one hundred and fifty yuan.

Seeing that the time was less than 12 o'clock, Tang Sen decided to help Sun Wukong change the leopard print dress as soon as possible. Take out the needle and thread, grab the clothes, and pick up the thread under the lamp. He was the only one in the room, and Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong lived in the guest room next to them.

In the distance, the sound of playing mahjong and fighting landlords came, about another group of tourists were making noise, Tang Sen couldn't help but be a little funny, these guys ran to the temple to play mahjong and fight landlords, and they were not afraid of disturbing the monks' cultivation.

Time passed little by little, and Townsend changed the last two stitches and unfolded the dress to see...... The leopard print bodycon dress that was originally convex and backward has now been changed to a straight one, where is there any sexy and charming taste when you wear it?I couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It's really infamous...... I've asked you to buy children's clothes. ”

Before he could finish speaking, suddenly, the window was slammed open, a black shadow flashed, and a fluffy bear paw grabbed it.

Tang Sen was taken aback, the monster was busy and looked at it, it turned out to be the plush toy hugging the bear monster during the day! Its body is about the same as Sun Wukong, less than one meter three, this size is a bit small for a person, but it is full for a toy, it belongs to a large hugging bear, and it is a bit powerful to jump from the window condescendingly.

Tang Sen didn't know the depth of this monster's strength, so of course he didn't dare to fight with him, so he decided to avoid him for the time being. The body flashed back, avoiding the black bear's palm.

Strange to say, the palm of the black bear did not change in the direction of Tang Sen's retreat, but waved horizontally and grabbed the leopard print tight-fitting dress that Tang Sen was holding in his hand, Tang Sen only paid attention to protecting himself, but he didn't expect the other party to grab the clothes, and in a flash, the dress had been dragged away by the bear's paw, and the plush black bear smiled happily: "Oops, the clothes are grabbed, hahahaha......"

The laughter stopped abruptly there, as Townsend reflexively kicked back after avoiding the bear's paw grab.

This kick was in the chest of the hugging bear, and Tang Sen felt that his toes kicked on a pile of soft cotton flowers, and the hugging bear was not even injured at all, laughed, and actually flew out backwards with the power of Tang Sen's kick, passed through the window, and disappeared into the night.

"I'll wipe it!" Tang Sen sweated profusely, did he make a mistake? I was attacked by a monster in the middle of the night, and I only robbed me of one piece of clothing and ran away? Isn't this monster too unreliable? You give me a man, kill people, that's like a monster, right?

"Dancing sky, come on! Townsend yelled at the next door and jumped out of the window.

I saw that under the night, the stuffed black bear had climbed onto the roof, no, it shouldn't have climbed up by itself, its short legs and short hands were clumsy and cute, not like it could climb the wall, it should have been kicked up by Tang Sen's kick just now.

With a bright moon behind the bear, she stood in the moonlight and laughed a few times and jumped off the other side of the roof.

Tang Sen couldn't fly away, so he couldn't catch up, but he only heard two soft sounds behind him, Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong fell behind him at the same time, Sun Wukong asked urgently: "What about the monsters?"

"Ran over there. Townsend said, "It's that stuffed teddy bear monster during the day, and she snatched the leopard print bodycon dress I just changed." ”

Sun Wukong was suddenly furious: "What......? She actually snatched my grandson's clothes? She was really impatient, and when my grandson caught up with her, she beat it into meat sauce. ”

Tang Sen Khan said: "Hey...... That thing doesn't have meat, it's just a soft filling, and it can't be made into meat sauce. ”

Sun Wukong Khan: "Damn, these 500 years ago have changed too much, and there are still such new breeds of monsters in the new era." ”

"Hey, now isn't the time to complain, why don't you chase it?"

Sun Wukong climbed onto the cloud and chased in the direction of the black bear's escape...... Her cloud is fast, but the black bear is slow, and he caught up in another courtyard in a few steps, and was about to pull out the golden hoop stick in his ear to hit it, when suddenly "Proud Invincible Record" flashed in his mind, and the big stick couldn't be taken out, and he pounced on the black bear with his empty hands: "Hurry up and return my grandson's clothes." ”

The plush black bear looked up and saw that the owner was coming, so he quickly put the clothes in his hand to the side, stretched out a pair of bear paws, and slammed his fist at Sun Wukong. The fist hit the bear's paw, and with a bang, the plush hugging bear was knocked out, hit the wall behind it and popped out again, it looked as if she was seriously injured, but after she landed, she actually rolled over and climbed up, as if it was nothing, it seemed to be very durable.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but be a little surprised, my old grandson made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, what a scene, this time he re-emerged from the mountain, how could a little monster run out casually can withstand my fist?

She didn't know that the black bear was also secretly complaining: the name of the person, the shadow of the tree, Sun Wukong is really powerful, this punch made my blood churn, so uncomfortable. Huh? No, I'm a plush toy, so what's the blood? Haha, it turns out to be a psychological effect, so don't be afraid of her.

Sun Wukong shouted: "Give me back the clothes, spare you from death." ”

The black bear toy shouted, "I want this dress to be of important use, and I must not give it back to you." ”

Sun Wukong was furious: "Ya, what's the use of you, that's my old grandson's clothes, why give it to you?" said as he swung a punch and beat him over.

The black bear waved the bear paw again, took it hard, and with a muffled sound, the hugging bear was knocked out and hit the wall again, but her body was soft and didn't hurt at all, and it was okay to hit the wall, and she rebounded back and stood firmly.

Sun Wukong was furious, pounced on it and beat it all the time, hugged the bear and resisted desperately, the two of you punched me and kicked me, and fought for more than ten rounds in a row, and they actually fought indefinitely.

At this time, the little white dragon helped Tang Sen over the courtyard wall, and also fell into this courtyard, seeing that Sun Wukong and the stuffed black bear were fighting fiercely, it was inconvenient to intervene, so he had to stand aside and watch the battle.

Tang Sen is very interested in fighting, in order to improve his future combat effectiveness, he also pays attention to observation and learning, he looks closely at the fight between the two, only to see a Lori and a stuffed teddy bear fighting hotly, this picture is so beautiful, Nima can't see it...... I endured the discomfort before I finally looked inside.

Sun Wukong's movements are flexible, his moves are skillful, and his punches and kicks are extremely powerful, and he hit the plush black bear several times in the blink of an eye.

The black bear's movements are slow, and her moves are not subtle, so she is obviously not Sun Wukong's opponent, but she is very capable of being beaten, no matter how Sun Wukong beats her, it doesn't look like she is going to fall.

"It's weird, you monster is really durable. Sun Wukong was also surprised: "Why haven't you fallen yet?"

The stuffed black bear said stubbornly: "You can't beat me, take the clothes for me to use for a few days, and then I'll return you, if you don't give it to me, I'll stand here and let you beat you until you are soft, and you can't do anything about me." ”

Sun Wu shouted in the air: "Hugh is presumptuous, my old grandson will beat you flat, see if you dare to boast." She flew up high, kicked down from the sky, kicked right on the belly of the black bear, kicked the bear's belly into a depression, the front heart was attached to the back, and the whole body was kicked flat, but the black bear still did not look injured, Peng rebounded, and the stomach actually returned to its original state, and smiled: "You will never want to hurt me!"

Sun Wukong was furious, and another flying kick was kicking the black bear's face, kicking her entire face crookedly, and even her head was flattened, but only heard the sound of "Peng", and her face actually bounced up again and returned to normal.

Sun Wu screamed in the air, punched and kicked out in a row, and the fight was fluffy, but the black bear just didn't fall.

At this time, Tang Sen had already seen the crux of the problem, and said loudly: "Wukong, this guy's body is just a plush toy, that thing is bloodless and fleshless, it is filled with cotton flowers, it is elastic, it is useless to fight, it is not possible to use fists and feet." ”

Sun Wukong Khan: "Then what method do you want to use to deal with her?"

Tang Sen took out a one-dollar disposable lighter from his pocket and threw it to Sun Wukong: "Use this thing." ”

When the black bear saw the lighter, his face suddenly changed drastically. She glanced at Townsend in fear, her eyes full of horror...... It turns out that Sun Wukong, who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, is not terrible, she is obviously stupid, and she only knows how to do it. But this man who doesn't seem to have much combat power is a powerful character, and he actually discovered my weakness in a short time, not good, I have to run away quickly, if I get burned, I'll be finished.

When the black bear was trembling with fear, he saw Sun Wukong holding a lighter to look left, right, forward, and back, and patted his head: "What is this thing?"

"I'm dizzy!" Black Bear, Little White Dragon, and Tang Sen almost fell to the ground together.

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