Chapter 61: Eating Stinky Tofu

"Hey~ A month is about to pass, and I'll be back in that cage in a few days, I really hope that time can be slowed down by seven or eight years."

Ouyang was eating under the service of the maid in the leaf shirt, and sighed that time passed too quickly.

The maid in the leaf shirt who was waiting on the side was a little overwhelmed, "My lord, you can't do this, I've been letting you play for a month, and it's time to get ready to go to school."

Ye Shan was very envious that Lord Ouyang could still go to school, but he didn't cherish it, so he couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he said this.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Shan regretted it, and he didn't know how the adults were going to punish him.

When Ouyang Feng heard the maid in the leaf shirt, he dared to use a tone of lesson to talk to himself, the landlord and the old wealth, which was really against the sky.

The maid wanted to rebel, so she reached out three inches below Ye Shan's back and waist, slapped it fiercely, and pinched it by the way.

"Ahh

......

Wutu, who was exercising outside the villa, heard Ye Shan's exclamation, thinking that something had happened in the villa, and was about to turn around and run towards the villa, but as soon as he turned around, he was grabbed by Ermu's arm.

Wutu was very puzzled, "Ermu, what are you pulling me for, it seems to be the cry of Ye Yi inside, let's go and see, will there be anything?"

"You're big, that's the adult and Ye Yi in **, what kind of fun did you make in the past? Be careful to ruin the mood of the adult, take you under the knife, and let you pick five hundred catties of river water"

Ermu saw that Wutu hadn't woken up yet, so he explained it.

Wutu looked at the other Dajin and the others as if they were used to it, and they did their own things by themselves, and they didn't care about Ye Shan's cry at all.

After Wutu reacted, his face was full of pity

"Oh, it turns out that Ye Shirt hooked up with an adult, it's a pity, the adult was hooked up by a maid, Ye Shirt is not as beautiful as my cousin."

"Hook up with your size" The back of Wutu's head was slapped by Dajin.

"Don't chew the root of your tongue, be careful that the adults will hear you, and they will beat you" Dajin squeezed his eyes.

It means that Lord Ouyang's ears are very smart, don't talk nonsense, if you want to say it, you have to wait until the adult is not at home.

At this time, Sanshui, who had not spoken, couldn't help but interject: "Wutu, don't mention that cousin of yours, last time, I was almost smoked to death by your cousin"

"What's going on, what's going on?" Daikin, Ermu, and Sihuo all leaned their ears together.

Seeing that his words had attracted the attention of his brothers, Sanshui was immediately interested, and told a few people about the deeds of his cousin Wutu.

"Last time, I was deceived by Wutu to see his cousin, Wutu's cousin is very beautiful, but it is not as exaggerated as Wutu said, at most it is on par with Ye Shan, and besides, Ye Yi is still small, there is still room for appreciation"

Sanshui's words caused Wutu's rebuttal, but he was suppressed by several people and continued to listen to Sanshui.

"But his cousin has a hobby, and this hobby is Tai Chi" Sanshui also paused.

Daikin was not in a hurry, and used the power of the eldest brother to make Sanshui not pause, and continued.

"His cousin likes to eat stinky tofu"

A few people are a little unhappy, what is so strange about girls like to eat stinky tofu, on the stinky tofu stall on the snack street, there are many little girls.

"Don't go, I haven't finished talking yet, I'll tell you, Wutu's cousin is full of stinky tofu because she eats stinky tofu all year round, and she can stun and smoke animals five meters away."

Sanshui saw that everyone was not interested, so he hurriedly dropped a big bomb.

As soon as Sanshui's words came out, he immediately stopped Dajin and the others.

Daikin said in disbelief: "What? Can you stink and stink an animal five meters away?"

Ermu said in disbelief: "How is it possible?"

Sanshui said proudly: "My news is shocking enough, right?"

Sihuo plucked out his ears and wondered: "Really?

Wutu was speechless in the face of his brothers: "......"

The four of them shot their eyes at the fifth child in unison.

Wutu hesitated, nodded, and began to pour bitter water on his brothers.

"What Sanshui said is true, my cousin looks like a fairy, but unfortunately he likes to eat stinky tofu, and he can't eat every meal without stinky tofu, and now it's getting more and more serious, and now he doesn't even eat much, so he just eats stinky tofu to live."

Wutu paused and continued.

"My cousin is not only eating stinky tofu now, but the smell on his body is getting bigger and bigger, and there are still any mosquitoes and flies around my cousin before, but now they are gone."

"As soon as those mosquitoes and flies get close to my cousin, they will fall down with a bang, and they will be smoked to death by the smell of my cousin's body, and they will fall to the ground."

"As long as my cousin stands in one place for half an hour, my cousin's body can be seen around the ground with dense dead flies, mosquitoes, and some unknown insects."

Daikin and the others are a little creepy, and the curiosity at the beginning has now turned into horror, like watching a horror movie.

But Dajin couldn't help but ask curiously: "Then why didn't your cousin's family stop her from eating stinky tofu?"

"Hey, why didn't you stop it, but you can't stop it, now my cousin is of marriage age, and other people's families have girls and children, but my cousin's family can't even see a person who proposes marriage."

Wutu was also a little worried about his cousin's situation.

Sihuo asked, "Then can't the smell of your cousin be washed off, or can you use other flavors to neutralize it, such as orange peel or something?"

"I've used it, I've used everything, but if my cousin doesn't stop eating stinky tofu for a day, the taste on her body will still come out"

"My cousin is like that kind of drug addict now, and the current poison is not a foot-shaker or a poison, but stinky tofu"

Wutu said that he couldn't cry or laugh, and there are people who are addicted to eating stinky tofu, and the Celestial Empire will also issue a decree prohibiting eating stinky tofu in the future.

Sanshui was a little sad when he saw Wutu, so he said: "You don't have to be sad about Wutu, there are pros and cons, your cousin at least doesn't have to worry about meeting bad people."

When Dajin heard this, he slapped Sanshui on the head, glared at him, and asked Sanshui not to talk nonsense.

"That's right, my cousin walks on the road, and others don't dare to approach her at all, and other girls may be afraid of meeting bad people, but my cousin has never been worried, because there have already been thieves who have suffered."

Wutu affirmed Sanshui's words.

Daikin looked at the villa and said, "I wonder if the adults can solve this?"

"This, it's okay for adults to cure diseases and catch ghosts, but my cousin is not a ghost, so she can't be considered sick, right?" Wutu was a little moved by Dajin's words, but there was still some wandering.

Sanshui clapped his hands: "Yes, why didn't you think of it, Wutu, whether your cousin's problem is sick or not, it's good to let Lord Ouyang take a look, your adult is powerful."

Just as he was saying this, the mobile phone in Wutu's pocket rang.

"Hey"

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