Chapter 514: Immortal Journey Customer Service
Lin You smiled and said a sentence: "We are just the eye, there is no need to talk about other benefits, they naturally know in their hearts, we just attract attention." ”
Outside Xiantu Pavilion, a handsome man walked up to a woman in front of the door with a curious face.
"This fairy, is the spirit rhino mentioned above really so magical?" the man looked eager to try.
The woman smiled charmingly: "Do you want to experience it?"
The man nodded.
The woman of Xiantu Pavilion smiled and took out two spirit rhinos, handed one to the man, and said with a sweet smile: "Daoist friends can go farther." ”
The man curiously took the spirit rhino and walked out of the crowd.
Everyone looked at the man curiously.
Suddenly, the spirit rhino in the man's hand made a pleasant sound.
"Fellow Daoist press the green button and put it in your ear!" the Xiantu Pavilion woman shouted at the man.
The man pressed as he said and put the spirit rhino to his ear.
Here, the soft voice of the Xiantu Pavilion woman sounded: "Dear, do you hear it?"
"I heard it!" the man looked excited: "I know, is that you?"
"Dear, of course it's me. The woman smiled, "I don't know what to call your friend?"
"I ...... I ......" The man was a little excited under the attention of everyone, and said to Lingxi: "My name is Li Yang, I am a casual cultivator, I will be a middle-level cultivator in the silent period, and I am still unmarried!"
Everyone in the audience laughed when they heard the last sentence, this guy is still a sullen man!
The man said as he turned back to the woman.
Handing over the spirit rhino to the woman of Xiantu Pavilion, the man looked at the woman with some puzzlement and said, "Fairy, you call me kiss before every sentence." What do you mean, dear?"
The woman's face was shy, and her face was slightly red: "It is our Xiantu Pavilion that stipulates that every guest should be called so." Dear, is the meaning of dear. ”
Everyone in the audience laughed when they heard this.
"What's so embarrassing about this!" The man smiled slightly and continued to ask, "I don't know how many crystal beads this spirit rhino has?"
The woman said: "10,000 crystal beads and a spirit rhino, in which the Lingsui chip that records your spirit rhino number and everyone's information is given away for free today, and you can also choose your favorite number." Saying that, everyone in the woman smiled and said, "You can go in and consult in detail about the specific situation." ”
At this moment, the sound of the advertising screen sounded again.
"Lingxi, communicate with the four continents. There will be no distance from now on!"
A man looked up at the picture and spoke, "Can this spirit rhino be used anywhere?"
The woman smiled: "At present, it is not possible in relatively remote places, but in less than a year, in addition to other cultivation realms, the spirit rhino can definitely be used anywhere in the four continents." ”
"Let's go, ask carefully, and buy one if you say anything!"
"yes, go in and have a good look!"
Everyone pushed each other and poured into the Immortal Pavilion.
After this day, all the sects and factions of the four continents were shocked.
In the Tianji Gate, Chen Sibing held a spirit rhino bought by his senior brother with a melancholy expression.
She naturally knew what was going on, and the spirit rhino in her hand was no longer usable.
And in the halls of various sects, various giants and elders all gathered around the spirit rhino to study.
Each Supreme Elder also held a disassembled spirit rhino in his hand, and was studying it with great interest.
In the main hall of the Enlightenment Gate, a cadre of people sat around a table, and there was a disassembled spirit rhino on the table.
"The material of this spirit rhino is not something to be seen!" An old man fiddled with a faintly glowing fragment in his hand: "This thing is strange, it is obviously a fragment of the spirit stone, but there is a faint breath of the heavenly stone, and there are very mysterious lines hidden on it, and it seems to contain many tiny magic circles, I really don't understand." ”
A young disciple beside him said: "Master, this small fragment of Xiantu Pavilion in your hand is called the Spirit Heart, which records the information of this Spirit Rhino itself, and also controls the duration of the call between the two sides. ”
The old man shook his head: "Alas! It's really unexpected, my Enlightenment Gate has always been famous for its formations, and now people are coming out of the Lingxi Building tonight, and none of us can understand it, it's really ashamed!"
The other old man beside him also shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Don't say it's this spiritual heart, every part of this spiritual heart is extremely sophisticated, and it is a formation pattern, don't we all understand it! Now it only depends on whether the ancestor can see the clues." ”
Everyone nodded.
After a while, an old man walked in with a surprised face, looked at everyone's eyes and shook his head: "The ancestor can't see why. ”
"Alas, tonight Lou is indeed a Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger!" the old man who spoke first shook his head and sighed.
Wu Yu had already implemented numbers, so Wei Jia designed this spirit rhino according to the number semicolon. As for the call, it is very simple, one crystal bead for an hour, and the receiving does not need crystal beads, and the water flows for a long time.
This is not cheap anymore, I think how many crystal beads Lin You only had for a month when he first entered the Tianji Gate, although he had never seen it.
For a time, the world was all the rage, and Lingxi became a necessary new thing for cultivators.
The spirit rhino created by Wei Jia was far from being able to meet the needs of cultivators, so the Xiantu Pavilion was out of stock everywhere.
The spirit rhino was also fried to hundreds of thousands of crystal beads.
In the fifth layer of the Spirit Void Realm, Wei Jiabu Array came out of a large open space, and spent eleven months casting spells in it to lay out various sophisticated large arrays, which were used to independently generate various parts of the Spirit Heart and Spirit Sui.
And these parts were all teleported back to the Void Array through the Jinxi Building Formation brought back by Wei Jia, and they were assembled by the people of Jinxi Building and distributed to various places for sale.
Finally, after nearly a year of anticipation by cultivators everywhere, the Spirit Rhino was finally back on the market.
Since then, the receiving arrays in various parts of the four continents have been continuously strengthened day and night, and the teleportation formations in Lin You's space have also changed daily.
Wei Jia is like his grandson.
It's really better to open a Wanhualou! Wei Jia often sighed in his heart.
Five-two-one, Xiantu customer service, the girls in the original tonight building have new jobs.
And the jokes of all kinds of unscrupulous cultivators molesting the customer service girls of Xiantu have been widely spread.
These boring cultivators were really boring, and they used Lingsui to record the voices of the flirtatious customer service.
"Dear, this is Xiantu customer service, what are your troubles?"
"Dear, your spirit rhino is too expensive to use, is there a way to save crystal beads, I am a poor man!"
"Dear, then I suggest that you control the call duration and minimize unnecessary calls, so that you can save crystal beads. ”
"But dear, I want to ask, do you Xiantu Pavilion disciples use the spirit rhino to ask for crystal beads?"
"Dear, we are the same as you, nothing special!"
"Really, aren't you too expensive, dear! I'm a disciple of a small sect, and I only have three crystal beads a month!"
"Dear, then I suggest you change your sect or work hard to earn crystal beads!"
"Your customer service is really the same as us, and you also need to use crystal beads, aren't you too expensive? dear, I don't believe it!"
"Dear, I can only say that the treatment of Xiantu Pavilion is better, we don't have this pressure. And I think the price is very reasonable, and I can accept it if it is a little higher. The customer service girl's tone was a little impatient.
"Alas, I really envy you, by the way, do you recruit men? I want to go too!"
"Dear, Xiantu Pavilion has no plans to recruit male disciples at present!"
"Really, it's so unfair!"
"Dear, do you have any other questions?"
"Yes, yes! Can you recommend the most economical way to call! You must have a way, tell me dear!"
The customer service girl was stunned for a long time and finally spoke: "Dear, then I can only suggest that you turn off the spirit rhino and fly over to find him!"
After speaking, the customer service hung up unceremoniously.
The most widely circulated is Sister Pink's joke.
"Dear, this is Xiantu customer service, what are your troubles?"
"That...... Recently, she is about to break through with mine! I want to give her a gift, can you give me an idea! I want to give her underwear, I don't know what color to give!"
“......... Dear, we only accept questions about Lingxi here, and I can't do anything about this!"
"Didn't you say that you have any doubts about finding a fairy path? dear, you can help me, I'm really inexperienced! Please, she is also interesting to me, if she succeeds, she will have achieved a marriage, help me!"
"That...... Dear, I think you should change the gift if you give it to a girl! It's not appropriate for you to give underwear if you don't get married!"
"But she likes it! I've been in her room, and it's full of underwear!"
“.........”
"Dear, are you listening, give an opinion!"
“...... Okay, dear, since she has so many and proves that she has a cheerful and unrestrained personality, then give her a fiery red one!"
After speaking, maybe the girl also knew that she said the wrong thing, and hung up on the spot.
So this girl has the title of Pink Sister.
Lin You collapsed on the spot after listening to the voice transferred from Wei Jia's Lingsui, and his personality was cheerful and unrestrained! Of course, I personally prefer pink!