The past of the twenty-ninety-five cute, female thief

Update at 8 p.m.

Tang Sen only then knew why this female thief always wanted to fight with him in close quarters, why he always felt that she still had a trick hidden, it turned out that she was hiding something like a poison needle, as long as she was close, she could stab the enemy unknowingly, and poison the enemy......

It's a pity that it's too late to know this now, after Tang Sen was poisoned, his body was paralyzed and couldn't move. It's hard to even move a finger now......

The female thief reached out and dragged Tang Sen over, put it on his back, and laughed: "Oh yes, the man has finally been caught, hahahaha, I can go back to the cave room, everyone bye!" After speaking, she suddenly turned into a black wind and disappeared.

"Ah......hh Husband...... Return my husband. The queen chased the black wind out of the palace, but she was just a mortal, where could she catch up with the monster's wind control technique, after chasing a few steps, she fell down at the gate of the palace with a puff, looked at the sky and cried.

"It's all my fault, woo...... It's all my fault for what broke the missile, if I hadn't made my husband's friends belly bigger, they should have been able to help my husband retreat from the enemy, it's all my fault, I'll just die. The queen lay at the gate of the palace and pounded the ground hard: "Woo, I'm an inappropriate bad woman." ”

The queen was crying sadly, when she suddenly saw a large group of women around her fall to the ground, all slapping the ground with their hands, and all of them were crying: "Oh my God, why was he taken away at such a critical time?

"Return us to the autumn outing!"

"Come back!"

A large group of girls cried more and more sadly.

The queen sweated and turned her head, but saw her husband's four friends, that is, Sun Wukong, but the four of them were very calm and didn't seem to be worried at all.

The queen wondered: "He was taken away, why don't you cry at all?"

Sun Wukong snorted: "What's there to cry about? Isn't it just being captured by a monster? The monster won't eat him, at most he will be caught and put into a cave room or something, there is no Yali at all, and when the fetal spring is sent back, we can cure the big belly and rescue him again. ”

The queen suddenly realized: "That's right. You are all powerful immortals, as long as your belly is small, there is a way to save him back, look at what I cried just now, I am really a weak woman. ”

The queen wiped away her tears, grabbed her mobile phone, and asked loudly: "Ministry of Defense, what the hell are you doing?

Tang Sen was carried on the back by the female thief and flew into the air with the black wind. His body was still immobile. Even, he didn't even feel a little conscious, and the female thief didn't know what kind of poison it used, which could temporarily paralyze his nervous system...... Tang Sen thought silently in his heart: Usually monsters are changed by animals, but which animals in nature use neurotoxins? It seems that the poison of bees contains a kind of neurotoxin, and what else? spiders, scorpions, snakes, and Nima...... What kind of monster is this woman?

The female thief smiled at Tang Sen on her back as she flew away: "Hey, handsome guy." You're about to marry a wife like me who is like a flower and a strong person. Do you feel happy?"

"I'm glad you're big!"

"You are lying on my back, with your chest against my back, do you feel my soft touch, will you be happy?"

"You stabbed me with a poisonous needle so that my whole body was paralyzed and unconscious, where did I feel anything. Tang Sen said angrily: "Can you be a little more reliable?"

"Oh, that's a problem. I'll detoxify you when you get home. The female thief took advantage of Tang Sen's unconsciousness and quietly pinched two handfuls on him, thinking: You don't feel it but I do, the man's muscles are really strong, and the feeling of intimate contact is really comfortable.

The female thief flew west with Townsend on her back. The black wind flew very fast, and in a blink of an eye she came to a strangely shaped barren mountain, she pointed to the hill and said to Tang Sen: "The name of this mountain is Poison Enemy Mountain, and there is a Pipa Cave on the mountain, which is my home." ”

The last time the female thief appeared, she had reported to her home, but Tang Sen remembered that she was a person from the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, and believed that the queen also remembered that she should send someone to save her in a short time, so he was relieved, and he was at ease when he came, and first saw how the female thief planned to treat him.

The female thief flew to the front of the cave with Tang Sen on her back, this is a very bitter cave, the entrance of the cave is overgrown with weeds, you can't see the luxurious gate, but it is very much like a barren mountain with no one to break the hole, into the cave, it is also very hard, basically there is no decent furnishings, stone tables and chairs or something, it looks very simple.

Tang Sen said: "You live in this kind of place?"

The female thief said with a dark face: "What? No, I just have such a poor life." ”

Tang Sen sweated: "The monster caves I've seen before are all luxurious......"

The female thief said with a bitter face: "Since you are about to become my husband, I can't hide it from you, husband and wife should share honor and disgrace, I have a powerful enemy, in order to avoid the pursuit of the enemy, I hid in the Xiliang Women's Country, this hiding is hundreds of years...... In order to prevent the enemy from coming to the door, I have been a low-key demon, so I am very poor, and the door of the cave does not dare to be luxurious, for fear of being discovered by the enemy. ”

Tang Sen Daqi: "You are the most powerful monster I have ever seen, you are still afraid of others, who is so powerful?"

The female thief said, "Well...... Ahem, it's a long story, hundreds of years ago, I was already a powerful monster, but I can't just be satisfied with being a monster, I also want to be right, become a positive fruit, and become a powerful god and immortal, so I want to learn some principles of life, I heard that the Buddha opened the altar in the West Heaven Dalei Temple, I went to listen to his lectures secretly. ”

Tang Sen thought to himself: The Nyolai of a few hundred years ago should still be the Nyolai of the old society, right? There is a little bit of persuading people to be good, but more should be to brainwash believers and make them a force that Buddhism can support......

He couldn't help but be curious, and asked: "If I'm not mistaken, the Buddha of Nyorai hundreds of years ago should have persuaded people to be good, why have you become a bad woman who robs people's husbands after listening to his lectures?"

The female thief said with an embarrassed face: "That's it, I wanted to quietly go into the Da Lei Yin Temple to listen to the class, but the Da Lei Yin Temple is full of Bodhisattvas and Arhats, all of them have high mana, and it is too difficult to sneak in unconsciously, I was soon discovered by the Bodhisattvas, and they saw that I was a monster, so they looked down on me a little and wanted to drive me out of the Da Lei Yin Temple......"

"Huh?" Tang Sen was surprised: "Doesn't Buddhism pay attention to the equality of all beings, why should they dislike you?"

The female thief said: "God knows, it is estimated that I was not acting well at the time." ”

Tang Sen said in his heart: This speculation is not far from ten, at that time, the Da Lei Yin Temple was still the base camp of Buddhism in the old society, belonging to the center of the organization, and the Bodhisattvas in it were all the ruling class, they saw that this female monster was unruly, difficult to use for him, and had no use value, so they simply didn't want to teach her, and wanted to drive her away, which was in line with the behavior pattern of the ruling class in the old society.

The people I use are talents, and the ones who can't be used for me are waste materials.

Two clouds of red light suddenly flew on the female thief's face: "Just when the Bodhisattvas were embarrassed for me, suddenly a strange man stood up, he was wearing a monk's robe, but he did not shave his head, but tied a bun like a Taoist priest on his head, and he still held a whisk in his hand, and he didn't know whether it was a monk or a Taoist priest, he stood up and said loudly to the Bodhisattvas, 'Hey, how did you do it?' Doesn't Buddhism preach the equality of all beings? Humans, animals, and even yellow flowers and green bamboos must be treated equally, why do you embarrass a kind monster?" Well, the tone of his voice at that time was very similar to what you just said. ”

When she said this, Tang Sen suddenly smiled and said, "I know who this person is, this should be the golden cicada...... It seems that you went to Da Lei Yin Temple to eavesdrop on the lecture 500 years ago. ”

The female thief said curiously: "Huh, can you actually guess it, well, the matter of the golden cicada is known to the three realms, and it is not strange to guess it." At that time, the golden cicada helped me speak, and the bodhisattvas no longer embarrassed me, especially Sister Guanyin, who showed me the way with a smile and brought me into the scripture hall...... Sister Guanyin is so kind. ”

The Great Khan of Townsen.

The female thief said: "However, the Buddha was very unhappy when he saw me, and when he heard that I was brought by the golden cicada, he was even more unhappy. The power of that push is great, using a powerful Dharma, if I am a fragile monster, that push may be directly scattered, into the path of reincarnation, fortunately I am stronger, was pushed just the pain is unbearable, but did not die, so I used my own poisonous needle, stabbed the left hand of the middle finger of the Buddha, the Buddha can not bear my poisonous needle, was stabbed in pain, wow wow yell, hahaha......"

Tang Sen Khan said: "Now that you are finished, Xiang Rulai in the Great Lei Yin Temple, you can still escape alive?"

The female thief said a little gloomily: "If the Buddha called his subordinates to tease me at that time, many Bodhisattvas and King Kong surrounded me in the core, and I would definitely not be able to escape with my own strength, but fortunately, the golden cicada stood up again, and he came forward to help me speak, and the Bodhisattvas were shaken, and many Bodhisattvas got out of the way, and Sister Guanyin was the first to get out of the way...... So I took advantage of their slack and quickly escaped from the Great Lei Yin Temple......"

Tang Sen understood at this moment: "So you fled to the Xiliang Women's Country, because there are no men here, there will be no bald monks, and the chance of being discovered by the subordinates of the Great Lei Yin Temple is relatively low, right?"

"Exactly!" the female thief said a little gloomily: "I hid for 500 years, and I never left the Xiliang Women's Country during this period, and the result was ...... I haven't seen a man in 500 years, and I'm getting a little lonely, alas...... I didn't expect to run out and grab a man, I'm really useless. (To be continued.) )