Chapter 013: Amitabha, the poor monk's name is not lewd
Guoshu is the soul treasure of the Chinese nation and the essence of the Chinese land, but now karate, taekwondo, judo, Muay Thai and barbarian martial arts are rampant in the land of China, and the situation of Guoshu in China is getting worse and worse.
"Should I carry forward Chinese martial arts, inherit the national culture, and sweep away karate, taekwondo, judo, and Muay Thai in the land of China?"
Ren Jian said this in his mouth, but he was thinking in his heart that if he was beaten by a group of people who practiced martial arts, then his cultivation would definitely improve by leaps and bounds, and even if he couldn't break through the body of the treasure weapon at that time, he would at least be able to make the body of the magic weapon break through several grades, right?!
After breaking through the body of the magic weapon, Ren Jian's body was already invulnerable, and as his defense increased, it became more and more difficult for Ren Jian to break through.
Thinking that he was beaten by a group of martial arts practitioners, Ren Jian was about to drool: "Well! That's it! But I have to prepare a little before that......"
Although Ren Jian is a small person in Shengdou, he also knows that karate, taekwondo, judo, and Muay Thai can be opened all over the land of China, it must be supported by forces behind him.
Sweeping karate, taekwondo, judo, and Muay Thai means offending the forces behind them, and those forces will never let people touch their cash cows.
However, after Ren Jian broke through the body of the magic weapon, he was already able to control the facial skeletal muscles, and he was completely able to change into another appearance, and he was not afraid of those forces settling accounts after the autumn.
Ren Jian now deeply understands the benefits of this skill, this is definitely an indispensable skill to cause trouble, change his appearance before causing trouble, and change back after causing trouble, who can know if he did it?
"Youlin, come and help. Ren Jian opened his throat and roared.
"What's the matter?" Li Youlin went to take a shower when he came back, and just came out of the toilet after flushing.
"Come on, help me cut my hair!" Ren Jianli got up from the sofa.
"Cut your hair and go to the barber shop by yourself, Lao Tzu is not a barber. Li Youlin's forehead was wrinkled into Sichuan characters, and he really didn't know how to get a haircut.
"Of course I know, but my cultivation broke through during the day, and now my hair has become extremely tough, and if I go to the barber shop to get my hair cut, I will be considered a monster. Ren Jian smiled bitterly on his face, then rummaged through the drawer, and finally took out a vice and handed it to Li Youlin.
Because of the breakthrough of the magic weapon, Ren Jian's hair has become very tough, and it is difficult to cut ordinary scissors, but fortunately, there is a vice in the drawer.
Li Youlin heard the envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart, but he couldn't complain about Ren Jian for this matter, after all, Ren Jian had already given him the so-called magic secret book, and he couldn't cultivate it himself.
With the help of Li Youlin, Ren Jian's shiny hair was cut by a vice, and later Li Youlin used a grinder to grind Ren Jian's head into a bald head, so Ren Jian really looks like a monk.
"Haha, in the future, Lao Tzu's law will be called non-lewd. Ren Jian looked arrogant.
"It's not lewd, but if you think about it, I think it's better to call it a. Li Youlin said with a smile.
"Go! Come less! Tomorrow Lao Tzu will go to the kicking gym, karate, taekwondo, judo, and Muay Thai in Baisha City, Lao Tzu will sweep them all away!" Ren Jian smiled and seemed to think of the scene of being besieged by dozens or hundreds of people.
The next morning, Li Youlin went to work as usual, and Ren Jian went out to buy equipment.
However, what Ren Jian needs is not the traditional robe, but is ready to order one by himself.
Make a robe in the morning, and take the bus directly to Baisha Station at noon, because there is a karate gym there, Ren Jian's task today is not only to be beaten, but also to kick this karate gym!
Before going out, Ren Jian has changed another appearance, if the former Ren Jian is the kind of person who is thrown into the pile of people and can no longer be found, then the current Ren Jian has become a personable and beautiful monk.
I saw that he was wearing a white costume in ancient costume, which looked like a robe, but it was different from the traditional robe.
Coupled with a height of about 1.8 meters, his face is as carved as his facial features, his handsome cheeks are angular and angular, especially the eyes like ripe purple grapes, which are dazzling under the thick eyelashes, this is definitely the most handsome monk in history!
Perhaps because of his successful cultivation, Ren Jian exudes an indescribable temperament, which has attracted the attention of many people along the way.
"Donor, please let ......" A monk suddenly walked into the bus, and this monk was naturally Ren Jian.
After Ren Jian walked into the bus, the eyes of everyone on the bus were attracted to him, not only because Ren Jian's disguised monk was handsome and abnormal, but also because he was wearing a set of gold-rimmed white robes, which suddenly made people feel radiant, I don't know how many dog eyes flashed, plus there was a faint smile on his face, which definitely had enough lethality for women.
"Amitabha, hello donors!" Ren Jian had a smile on his face, and a hint of compassion flashed faintly in his eyes, as if he was a living Buddha with a fairy wind and bones.
"Master, are you a monk?" A little Meimei couldn't bear it, how could such a handsome man become a monk, it was a pity.
"Amitabha, a poor monk and a disciple of Shaolin, is not obscene. The smile on Ren Jian's face did not decrease, as for the disciples of the inner sect of Shaolin, the ghost knows if there is an inner door, this is just Ren Jian's nonsense.
"Master, you are still vulgar! I'll be your girlfriend. Xiao Meimei took Ren Jian's hand, shaking and coquettish, which shows how lethal Ren Jian's current honor is to the little girl.
Ren Jian wanted to nod his head very much, and he was willing to do so, but now that he was a high-ranking monk, he couldn't spoil his image: "The donor is laughing! The poor monk is devoted to the Buddha, and the good intentions of the donor are understood by the poor monk." ”
"Master, Shaolin Temple still has an inner door, is it true that there are also Shaolin's seventy-two stunts?" Master, will you?" a man asked curiously, obviously a martial arts fan.
"Shaolin is divided into the inner door and the outer door, and the inner door is divided into literary monks and warrior monks, and the poor monks are the disciples of the Shaolin inner monks, but the number of Shaolin inner disciples is scarce, and they rarely walk around in the world, so there are not many people who know. ”
"As for the seventy-two stunts mentioned by the donor, it is naturally true, but it is not as magical as in martial arts novels, and the names are not the same, while the poor monk practices the golden bell jar and the vajra palm. Ren Jian was not impatient, but patiently explained.
"Master, can you show us a hand?" The martial arts fan man looked expectant, not only the martial arts fan man, but others were also very curious.
"Hehe, that poor monk is ugly!" Ren Jian smiled slightly, took out a steel pipe from under his seat, and saw that the golden luster of his palm flowed, and when he pinched it, the steel pipe had become two.
"Wow~......" Everyone who was shocked by Ren Jian's hand, what made them most curious was that when Ren Jian pinched off the steel pipe, there was a golden luster flowing on the palm of his hand, which was almost the same as described in martial arts novels.
"The poor monk is ugly!" casually threw away the steel pipe, and Ren Jian saluted the crowd in all directions.
"Master, take me as an apprentice!"
"Master, ask for apprenticeship......"
"Hello, Master, I'm a reporter from Baisha Daily, can I ask you a few questions?"
Martial arts is a man's fairy tale, almost every man has a martial arts dream in his heart, everyone used to think that martial arts was just something in novels, but today I witnessed Ren Jian's hand, which suddenly ignited the martial arts dream of all men in the carriage.
Not only men, but also many women in the carriage want to apprentice, among them there are a few good looks, Ren Jian is willing to do so in his heart, these beauties are also a pleasure to send tea and pour water under the seat, but unfortunately Ren Jian's cultivation is not martial arts at all, and no one can practice except him.
"Hello Master, I'm a reporter from Baisha Daily, can I ask you a few questions?" said a woman about thirty years old, claiming to be a reporter from Baisha Daily.
Ren Jian's heart moved, a reporter from Baisha Daily, this is an opportunity......
"Amitabha!" Suddenly a Buddha horn rang through the carriage, making the chaotic carriage quiet, and many people looked at Ren Jian blankly, is this the legendary lion's roar?
"Ladies and gentlemen, the poor monk is not going down the mountain this time to accept apprentices, you can go to the Shaolin Temple if you want to apprentice. Ren Jian directly pushed the trouble to the Shaolin Temple, as for whether the Shaolin Temple accepts apprentices or not, it is none of his business.
Ren Jian had a smile on his face, looked down at the female reporter, and said with a smile: "If you have any questions, please ask!"
"Master, I don't know if I can do an interview for you?" the female reporter looked at Ren Jian expectantly.
"There is no need for an exclusive interview, the poor monk has a mission to go down the mountain this time, and he does not have much spare time. Ren Jian politely refused.
"Then I don't know what task you have, Master, see if we can help?" said the martial arts fan man with a flattering face.
"Alas......" The smile on Ren Jian's face suddenly disappeared, his expression became compassionate and compassionate, and he said worriedly: "Chinese martial arts is the soul treasure of our Chinese nation, but now the Chinese land karate, taekwondo, judo, Muay Thai and other barbarian martial arts are rampant, and the situation of Chinese martial arts in China is getting worse and worse, and the poor monks are going down the mountain this time to carry forward Chinese martial arts, inherit the national culture, and sweep away karate, taekwondo, judo, and Muay Thai in the land of China, and drive them out of our land of China!"
The news of "......uproar" is undoubtedly vigorous, if you don't know Ren Jian's King Kong palm, maybe some people will scoff at it, but after seeing Ren Jian's extraordinary palm power and pinching off a steel pipe, no one suspects that Ren Jian is arrogant.
"Master, I want to follow you throughout the report, I wish you a helping hand! I don't know if it's okay?" The female reporter suddenly found that this was an opportunity, and if she could do this well, she would be promoted.
"Naturally, the poor monk is going to a karate gym soon, you can come along!" Ren Jian said with a smile, this is exactly what he wants.
"Master, we also want to watch the battle......"
"Yes, we're all going to watch the battle and cheer for you...... Master."
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